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duskenpath: fanaticalqueergeek: yotoob: yotoob: yotoob: We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)- loaned
itcomesbetweenus: yotoob: imagine-otp: duskenpath: fanaticalqueergeek: yotoob: yotoob: yotoob: We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. - bought us a seagull proof refuse
bigbossdidnothingwrong083:I WANT TO DIE I’M AT A FRIEND’S HOUSE PLAYING D&D AND I WALKED OUT THE ROOM TO GO TO THE TOILET AND WHILE I WAS OPENING THE DOOR I SAID ‘HNGGGHH I NEED A PEEPEE’ IN SNAKE’S VOICE AND THERE WAS HIS INNOCENT MOTHER
owlsofstarlight: owlsofstarlight: In case anyone wants some perspective on how utterly random triggers can be. I haven’t lived in a house with a garage door in four-ish years. Right now at this moment, I honestly can’t recall what they sound like,
kiiryukazuma: touyanii: cyberkillerxx: youareanexperience: lickkaballs: i was filming my kittens and the door creaked and A CAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE DECIDED TO COME IN MY ROOM @demeters-daughter “Oh shit fam my bad. Wrong house.” “what
allsadnshit: ailaalue: man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity I’ve been laughing at this on and off for two straight
couch-house: wheres that deviantart stamp of gir with the lyrics to tornado i need to print it out and tape it to my front door
barduils: barduils: barduils: owning a cat makes you immune to demons evil spirits in my house: *creak my door open ominously* me: is that you baby??? *kissing noises* come here sweet baby <3 me: *feels another Presence™ somewhere in the kitchen
thededfa:Listen, maybe I can’t change the world, but I can pass eggs over the fence to my neighbor to save them a few dollars. I can cross the street and fix another neighbor’s cabinets. I can send my kid to the house next door with a can of tomato
hitlerch4n: ledi-babushka-soski: weloveinterracial: Black Teen With White Parents Mistaken For Burglar, Assaulted By Cops In His Own Home ‘Put your hands on the door, I was like, ‘For what? This is my house.’ Police pointed at photos of white
keepmywhiskeyneat: Got a text from my neighbor that Amazon accidentally wedged a package between the door and the hand rail, pinning them inside their house. I got there, took a picture of the box and tweeted it to Amazon. They responded with a pun.
thatsthat24: sominyminecraft: deathbyspaceglam: thatsthat24: Doing What Your Parents Ask ✉️ Mom: Go and get the mail! Thomas: *groan* (leaves house) Where do I get the- (sees Leo) Ah. Leo: Hey. (Leo knocks on the door. Mom answers.) Thomas: (carried
duskenpath: fanaticalqueergeek: yotoob: yotoob: yotoob: We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned
wheatdealer: kim-kil-whan: the day is fathers day 2014 you have been inside your house for a week to prevent yourself from being infected by the dad outbreak. a dad, YOUR dad suddenly breaks through the door. tears fill your eyes. “DAD, GET BACK,
jedipilotstorm: me, a bisexual: i think this character is gaysomeone, knocking my door down: but what if they were bisexual? did you know that bisexuality exists? nice to see you don’t believe bisexuality is real you bme: please get out of my house
jedipilotstorm:me, a bisexual: i think this character is gaysomeone, knocking my door down: but what if they were bisexual? did you know that bisexuality exists? nice to see you don’t believe bisexuality is real you bme: please get out of my house
andrewbelami: rihported: Does anyone have the video post of the 2 girls singing Katy Perry which angers a poltergeist in the house and it slams the door to their room
writing-prompt-s: Your next door neighbour is the leader of a cult, holding meetings every week in his basement. Describe the people going into their house.
kernelatorsblog: panicmoon15: panicmoon15: the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your
ailaalue: man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity
surprisebitch: advanced-procrastination: commandtower-solring-go: kayas-wife: chandra-nalaar: viralthings: The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes. this is just a normal waffle house there is a bloody handprint on the door
keepmywhiskeyneat: Got a text from my neighbor that Amazon accidentally wedged a package between the door and the hand rail, pinning them inside their house. I got there, took a picture of the box and tweeted it to Amazon. They responded with a pun. I’m
nest:my favorite grindr meeting was the time a guy who was like 20 invited me over to his house and i got there and he messaged me “i’m showering but the door is open so just come in” so i did and i sat down on a sofa in his living room and joanna
squided:sagihairius:sagihairius:sagihairius:My parents are getting ready to sell the house which may prove difficult due to the followingThe padlocked basement door that leads nowhere and doesn’t unlockClaw marks on the inside of the crawlspace like
phoneticmeow: phoneticmeow: I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND
lady-redhaired: Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s
mike1969ept: tr-dress: Your wife hides cameras around the house, because she thinks you’re cheating on her with that slutty woman next door. Inagine her suprise when she found a recording of you and that tarts HUSBAND enjoying each other. Dressed
fartgallery: fartgallery: fartgallery: fartgallery: I got home from school and found a cat on my bridge IT RAN IN MY HOUSE WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR AND WONT LEAVE this is breaking my heart :( i guess i have a cat now
armadillo: when i was in year 7 i used to make sims in the characters of people i hated and put them in houses with no doors and set them on fire
etherea1ity:there’s something strange about the house next door…
thelodginghouse: The Lodging House where doors are left ajar
idesofrevolution: @van-oh-the-shimmering-ways needs a bit of uplifting. Let’s see if we can’t help him out a bit.The bad day to end all bad days had finally found him. Chris opened the door to his house, let his bags drop to the ground, and collapsed
thefagmag: thefagmag: The Lodging House where the doors have no locks GREATEST HITS ALBUM Post you’ve scored top of the daily charts at thefagmag recently
fartgallery: fartgallery: i just had the most magical encounter ever omg. i stepped outside my house and was locking the door and i saw something moving behind me so i turned around and there was a balloon flying across the street towards me and it
giwatafiya: rickgrimesbabyface: Y’all, rich people tip like shit I pull up at this nice ass house, I’m walking to the door as the woman pulls in her driveway so the pizza is definitely not late. I’m all smiley and courteous and shit, she tipped
britcock: The butler smiled as he shut the door on Lady Rebecca; left alone in the disused wing of the house for a day she’d soon realise that insulting her wealthy old husband at breakfast was not the behaviour of an aristocrat
alifeofpermanentchastity: 6) It was a full two weeks after I left Rachael’s house that I received a brown A4 envelope through the door. No return address. It had to be my results from Rachael’s exam. Please let it be them. Please, just let this be
panicmoon15: panicmoon15: the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im
Dear person who lives in my house and hates being seen naked; Close. The. Door. Use a towel. Be aware of who is around you. It’s not my fault. I didn’t wanna see any of that anyway.
gasolina-mp3:*drives to your house**knocks on your door*u wanna know whats crazy
stvltiloqvent: hitlerch4n: ledi-babushka-soski: weloveinterracial: Black Teen With White Parents Mistaken For Burglar, Assaulted By Cops In His Own Home ‘Put your hands on the door, I was like, ‘For what? This is my house.’ Police pointed at
pizzaforpresident: one time i spent an entire hour making a sim that looked exactly like me and wore the same kind of clothes and liked the same kind of stuff and then i moved him into his house and as he was walking up to the front door he stopped to
clintbartoned: oh my god has anyone realised that knocking on people’s doors is basically punching their house until they let you in
come-along-castiel: Theres a drug raid in the house next door and the policemen who aren’t doing the raid are sitting on a trampoline.Welcome to Australia
asyourshadowfalls: ccslutformisha: fuckyeahitsalltimelow: what would you do if you woke up one saturday morning and instead of hearing the usual quiet your house contains you hear voices so you open your door and peek out and you see your favorite
sparkysparkyboomguy: supernaturalapocalypse: hailrian: officialalltimelow: *whispers* Its almost hoodie season *yells* it’s almost hoodie season *bursts through your door* it’s almost hoodie season *cartwheels through your house* it’s almost
abclsd123tripwithme: kim-kil-whan: the day is fathers day 2014 you have been inside your house for a week to prevent yourself from being infected by the dad outbreak. a dad, YOUR dad suddenly breaks through the door. tears fill your eyes. “DAD,
