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thelodginghouse: The Lodging House where doors are left ajar at night
thirsty-as-a-walrus: weloveinterracial: Black Teen With White Parents Mistaken For Burglar, Assaulted By Cops In His Own Home ‘Put your hands on the door, I was like, ‘For what? This is my house.’ Police pointed at photos of white people hanging
muscleluvr2:tamama666:muscleluvr2: knock knock on second thought ill try the house next door
askcoppercog: PP: Problem solved! It’s open now.TS: What? How did you get inside the house?PP: Through the entrance, of course!TS: But it was locked from the inside!PP: I know! I opened it myself.RD: Wait, so you opened the door from the
darkfiretaimatsu: Well, you know what I mean. Either way, you’re a total HIPAA violation, or whatever you said~Just because I have no legal claim over the building or anything in it doesn’t make it not my house, you know? I have an open door policy,
darkfiretaimatsu:I need a reliable and dedicated treat-giver manned at the door all night, so I can focus my attention on other activities. Only a handful of kids ever make it this far into the woods, and I will not let them down~ I will not be the house
oramixbottomlessoramix: Vail Bloom (as Janet Lions) walking bottomless through a house to answer the front door, allowing a pleasant, erotic look at her nice and tight buns. - Too Late, an independent drama film (2015)
Each of the Hogwarts houses is presented with a locked door.
remash: chimney house | doors ~ studio mk27
thneed-ler: OHY MY GOFD I JUSTA OPEFNED MY DOOR AND MY BROTHER PUT HIS STUPID IRON MAN CUTOUT THERE AND I SCREAMED SO LOUD JFC Maybe it’s a good thing that my house isn’t investing in a bunch of cardboard cutouts. Because this would happen.
sirianmckellen: [takes a plane to your house] [kicks down your door] [stomps into your room] [glares in your face] heard u were talkin shit about boromir
katsofmeer: no offense but where’s the fic where t’challa’s usin his kingly powers to try and woo sam but just keeps accidentally fucking up. like. fills sam’s house with flowers and sam has to call an ambulance when he opens the door bc he’s
thelodginghouse: The Lodging House where bedroom doors are left ajar
celticpyro: aquestionofcharacter: if you relate to having an idea for a story for 4 to 8 years with almost zero progress towards actually writing it down, clap your hands This post kicked down my door, came into my house and publicly shamed me in front
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hitlerch4n: ledi-babushka-soski: weloveinterracial: Black Teen With White Parents Mistaken For Burglar, Assaulted By Cops In His Own Home ‘Put your hands on the door, I was like, ‘For what? This is my house.’ Police pointed at photos of white
insatiableslutboy: The last guy has barely made it out the door when I’m already on my phone trying to find another complete stranger to come over and breed me. My parents are away for the weekend and I’m taking full advantage of having the house
soobedient: I want to be slave 3. And I want to know the role of slave 6. cruelman4: In my house, each slave has a different role. slave #3 is my door mat. When I come back home, I use her face to wipe the sole of my shoes. When she complains, I propose
ailaalue: man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity
allsadnshit: ailaalue: man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity I’ve been laughing at this on and off for two straight
natural–blues: celticpyro: aquestionofcharacter: if you relate to having an idea for a story for 4 to 8 years with almost zero progress towards actually writing it down, clap your hands This post kicked down my door, came into my house and publicly
misstylersmith: Adam: Has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful?Rose: Oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity
barduils: barduils: barduils: owning a cat makes you immune to demons evil spirits in my house: *creak my door open ominously* me: is that you baby??? *kissing noises* come here sweet baby <3 me: *feels another Presence™ somewhere in the kitchen
incorrect-lore-olympus:Hades: Had anyone ever told you that you’re beautiful?Persephone: Oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and Mamá forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity.Hades: I can’t tell if you’re
hunter-rodrigez:dianas-shortgalpal:lady-redhaired: Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door
sexyxchubs: If you showed up at my house for a date and I answered the door like this, what would you say? 😍😘💋🙊 I’d say, ‘Forget the date. lets stay in’!!
wombfiller: naturallybaredaddy: Lil’ House Guest Seven months ago, my Lil’ cousin Breanna turned up at my door, begging to crash at my city apartment until she could find a job… strike out on her own in the world… maybe attend arts college part-time.
aymmichurros: If there was a ghost in my house i’d probably never notice it like i’d close a door and when i come back its strangely opened again and i’d just like “fuck i thought i closed it im so fucking stupid”
etnequaquamultrainterficietur: holkie: bored-no-more: Broken leg or not… have reputation to keep! Very determined kitty cat’s like…”We. Do not. CLOSE DOORS. In this house”
roboticdreams: one time my friend and i were sneaking into the house after being out late and he was still getting in the door and i couldnt think of any better way to cover up the noise than turning on the ice dispenser and his dad walked in and stared
jcatgrl: jcatgrl: when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles or a twix or whatever
Could you imagine in Pokemon Go that a legendary spawned in your house and a swarm of nerds barrage your door?
keepmywhiskeyneat: Got a text from my neighbor that Amazon accidentally wedged a package between the door and the hand rail, pinning them inside their house. I got there, took a picture of the box and tweeted it to Amazon. They responded with a pun.
I have to go outside to do the laundry but there’s a giant wasp just sitting on the backdoor (its a glass door) so I’m afraid to go out because I don’t want it to get in the house (I also don’t want to get stung). I tried knock
freedomconvicted: “one day, he went to the house of the head of the royal guard and begged her to let him be in it. of course, she shut the door on him because it was midnight. but the next day she woke up and saw him still waiting there.”
iguanamouth: madfishmonger submitted : My 9-year-old niece and I were looking at your dragon hoards and she was very amused. This is a dragon that hoards doors and doorknobs. He is small but has super strength and when he comes to your house, he
drakestories: I knocked gently on Daniel’s door and pushed it further ajar, letting it creak on the hinges. Another house project to tackle. But that could wait until next weekend, when Danny was back at State. I felt a little guilty for being so
outofthecavern: fartgallery: fartgallery: fartgallery: fartgallery: I got home from school and found a cat on my bridge IT RAN IN MY HOUSE WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR AND WONT LEAVE this is breaking my heart :( i guess i have a cat now You don’t
lameprlncess: lameprlncess: lameprlncess: omg guys there are builders renovating the house next door and i can hear them passionately singing along to all star now they’re playing i’m a believer these guys know how to have fun oH MY GOD ITS
heartattackle: that-decadent-voice: confessionsofadirectioner: On Easter, we had this tradition where an old man down the road would paint little ‘bunny’ prints along the sidewalk, as well as up to the door of every house where a child lives…and
panicmoon15: panicmoon15: the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im
tittily: my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
Why does no one in my house understand that if the door is closed when they walk in a room, the should close it when they walk out.
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giwatafiya: rickgrimesbabyface: Y’all, rich people tip like shit I pull up at this nice ass house, I’m walking to the door as the woman pulls in her driveway so the pizza is definitely not late. I’m all smiley and courteous and shit, she tipped
some ppl are just taking it too far w/ their cars and homes and all the other materialistic things they go after. its not about money. its about what you stand for. you got a house in the hills w/ a revolving door that spins round and round out and in
carloc80: my dick in front of the door of my house!
twotonedjester: koalamom: spectralradiance: chicagoartnerd: THIS IS MY HOUSE. OR IT WILL BE LATER. >:D ideal living situation Roxy was here I see. Brb, putting this on my door right now.
wincestmakesmecry: just wanna live in a big house with a bunch of friends who are all the type to knock on each other’s doors at 1am to scream about what’s happening in their tv shows cry cry
pizzaforpresident: one time i spent an entire hour making a sim that looked exactly like me and wore the same kind of clothes and liked the same kind of stuff and then i moved him into his house and as he was walking up to the front door he stopped to
tych0:aymmichurros: If there was a ghost in my house i’d probably never notice it like i’d close a door and when i come back its strangely opened again and i’d just like “fuck i thought i closed it im so fucking stupid” Anxious, timid ghost
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