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alphamalenyc: I often make faggots wear a dog tail on the way over to My house. They come in the front door, turn around and pull down their pants and underwear down and a tail pops out, lol. Makes Me crack up every time. Plus it’s great when
littlegook4whitecock:I get fuck on thanks giving at next door neighbor house. he send me pics. he married but said I was good gook fuck.
hereinriverside: Had a fight with my wife and got kicked out of the house. Ended up at my brother’s and his husband’s place. They gave me the spare room next to theirs. Walls were pretty thin and their bedroom door was cracked open. I could hear
lwbuch: sexyxchubs: If you showed up at my house for a date and I answered the door like this, what would you say? 😍😘💋🙊 Where do you want to eat first? Hi…. Fuck you look hot
tasha-dinosaur: clintbartoned: oh my god has anyone realised that knocking on people’s doors is basically punching their house until they let you in another thing added to the list of ‘things i never thought about before tumblr’
wecanruletheuniverse-with-a-fez: jacethedreamer: padalacki: padalacki: oh my god has anyone realised that knocking on people’s doors is basically punching their house until they let you in can we stop realising this? 50,000 notes in about 3 days
raistlintheslyone: Fuck the individual fandoms im just in the stuff fandom beds sinks book shelves stairs gardens doors pools bedrooms fucking houses gates fuck i love stuff
cameoamalthea: jcatgrl: jcatgrl: when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles
aymmichurros: If there was a ghost in my house i’d probably never notice it like i’d close a door and when i come back its strangely opened again and i’d just like “fuck i thought i closed it im so fucking stupid”
tickatocka: i really want an “i accidentally broke into your house/apartment because my friend lives next door to you and i was in the area, drunk, and i thought i was climbing into the right window and falling asleep on the right couch (and i did
the-levi-ackerman: why do they even need the key to the basement?? the whole fucking house is destroyed, you can just break the door off its hinges?
panicmoon15: panicmoon15: the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im
hitlerch4n: ledi-babushka-soski: weloveinterracial: Black Teen With White Parents Mistaken For Burglar, Assaulted By Cops In His Own Home ‘Put your hands on the door, I was like, ‘For what? This is my house.’ Police pointed at photos of white
tsukiyamas: me: [goes up to some person’s house] me:’[knocks on door] me: hello did you know that tsukiyama is back,
keepmywhiskeyneat: Got a text from my neighbor that Amazon accidentally wedged a package between the door and the hand rail, pinning them inside their house. I got there, took a picture of the box and tweeted it to Amazon. They responded with a pun.
ailaalue: man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity
tittily:my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
pigtrainer: Lesson 64 Over time, Master’s friends treat you as much like shit as he does. When they come to the house, they no longer pretend to be nice to you. As soon as they walk in the door, they pull your hair and bend you over the couch. No
siempremasdisfruta:You help your neighbor with the trash 🗑 one day. Your car won’t start and you are locked out of your house. You knock on her door 🚪 but she does not answer despite you knowing she’s home. You peek in her window and see her
teratomarty: stephrc79: So I’m staying at a friend’s house in Boston And in their guest room is a door. And my first thought was closet. Just an ordinary, tiny, New England closet. But no! There are STAIRS in that closet! Now where do those stairs
just-stuck-in-my-computer: aquarium headboard clear bathtub sleepover room staircase color pallet door tree house kids bedroom refrigerator
autumnleavesfalling-down: duskenpath: fanaticalqueergeek: yotoob: yotoob: yotoob: We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they
giwatafiya: rickgrimesbabyface: Y’all, rich people tip like shit I pull up at this nice ass house, I’m walking to the door as the woman pulls in her driveway so the pizza is definitely not late. I’m all smiley and courteous and shit, she tipped
duskenpath: fanaticalqueergeek: yotoob: yotoob: yotoob: We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned
Getting -reeeeeeal- tired of not being able to do shit in my own house without a fucking preteen style attitude fit. Y’know, huffy slamming of doors with glaring and under-breath grumbling instead of a 25 year old knowing (BECAUSE I’VE SAID SO MULTIPLE
confessionsofadirectioner: On Easter, we had this tradition where an old man down the road would paint little ‘bunny’ prints along the sidewalk, as well as up to the door of every house where a child lives…and he’s done this every year, without
humansofnewyork:“I went to pick up my daughter and my baby’s mother wouldn’t let me in the house because her new boyfriend was over. I’m trying to get in the door, she’s trying to keep me out, and she ends up on the ground. The police came and
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: eterunizu: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: kweyolempress: why is my uni already victim blaming smh :/// Seems like common sense to me I swear to god people on tumblr will leave the doors to their house wide open
imdaddysdirtygirl: I love it when dad can’t even leave the house in the morning because he needs my tight teen pussy so badly…as soon as mom is out of the door, he picks me up, throws me down on my bed, and plunges his cock right inside me…
impregfetish:Amy decided to drop around at her best friend Linda’s house after work. She wanted to surprise her with an unannounced visit. When Linda’s new boyfriend answered the door, she was shocked. He introduced himself and told her Linda wouldn’t
barebackbreeding: He’d been doing her for weeks now since she had moved in to her friend’s house, to the point that Emily didn’t even turn around now when she heard the door to her room open while she was getting dressed. She’d be pushed roughly
experienceisbest: The House GuestWhen she stayed with her college friend’s family, it was always the same. She’d be lying awake at 3 in the morning waiting for him. There would be the creak of floorboards outside then a gentle tap on the door to
lisas-sexrets: My uncle knew when my dad wasn’t going to be home. My dad had to work a Saturday. I was at home by myself. My uncle showed up at the house. He let himself in. He walked through the front door. I had left it unlocked. I wasn’t expecting
impregfetish: Blake stopped by his mate’s house unannounced, to ask if he could lend him some fishing gear. His friend’s daughter answered the door and told him her parents weren’t home. The only thing he borrowed that day was her womb for 9 months.
experienceisbest: The House GuestWhen she stayed with her college friend’s family, it was always the same. She’d be lying awake at 3 in the morning waiting for him. There would be the creak of floorboards outside then a gentle tap on the door
funlittlebirdy:h0ney-kiss-deactivated20220801:Imagine working for some food delivery service and getting dragged inside someone’s house and fucked stupid.You arrive just thinking it was a normal delivery but seconds after you knock on the door it
auctionhouse69: From a bank uptown to the auction house, Nina’s day has changed for the worse. Now sitting in a room, waiting for a potential buyer to try her before deciding to buy her, Nina hears the door open and an old man who must weigh at least
thelodginghouse: The Lodging House where doors are left ajar at night
tittily: my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
mjsheartisstillbeating: ooweeshenadi: kidkendoll: glendafm: Cancel eyebrows Not my Christian house Lmfao BITCH..THE DOOR
penis-hilton: gaycollegehoe: andrewbelami: rihported: Does anyone have the video post of the 2 girls singing Katy Perry which angers a poltergeist in the house and it slams the door to their room If i get dragged down the fuckin hall i swer tah
cumonvivian: I wanna feel your eyes watching me as I walk home in the dark.. My heart racing from adrenaline.. As I fumble for my house keys I hear your foot steps slowly approaching.. When I unlock the door you quickly grab me and force me in, throwing
gaydaddyandson: butchlvr: thelodginghouse: The Lodging House where bedroom doors are left ajar (via dudebate) I finally gave in and just let Dad do what he’d been after me to let him do….jack me off. I figured, what the hell, y'know? I mean,
grey-eyed-gemini: Shut your door against the dust, Open your windows for the rain. Let all all the shadows be forgot And your house be whole again.
Oh my God are you fucking kidding me? Neighbors driving their cars on MY FRONT LAWN and next to their front door so they can leave quicker I guess?? I’m sorry, is the parking lot BEHIND OUR HOUSES too far??? Who the fuck does that??
The fucking neighbor keeps letting people park their fucking cars on my front lawn. I live in an end house close to the street but instead of parking next to the sidewalk NOT TEN FEET AWAY they drive their goddamn cars and park them in front of my door.
vwcampervan-aldridge:Elegant front door to Georgian town house, Market Bosworth, Leicestershire, England. All Original Photography by http://vwcampervan-aldridge.tumblr.com
m0neymat: i hope that when i have a house someday i have a really nice garden and flowers that drape along the front door entrance and nice light greens and pinks and whites that are all over yet flow so perfectly together and damn i just really hope
phoneticmeow: phoneticmeow: I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND
lildicktornado: when u can’t find yah shoes so u jus leave the house in whatever shoes is near the door
weloveinterracial: Black Teen With White Parents Mistaken For Burglar, Assaulted By Cops In His Own Home ‘Put your hands on the door, I was like, ‘For what? This is my house.’ Police pointed at photos of white people hanging on the wall and told
secretfemboy: The next time I went to my drama tutor’s house after school, he opened the door and he was wearing a suit and tie. Sam had never looked so handsome and I could already feel the need to be in girly clothes to spark his interest. “Ok,
punishthewhore: When her husband goes to work Emma goes next door to Monica’s house. Monica has been teaching her how to be a real cumslut. She posts ads on craigslist and each day she makes Emma service the men for money. Money that Emma never sees.
nikki-fellatio: herprettywings: findmedownsouth: truelladeville: soulothought: sweetestesthome: staircase that does NOT walk you out the front door! Simply gorgeous…love the openness of the house I didn’t know I needed this until now. Open
the-glencoco: This is the house that they say inspired the story of Disney’s UP. It’s in Ballard, Seattle. And yes, it’s in the middle of a huge shopping mall because of Edith Macefield.When developers knocked on Edith Macefield’s door, bribing
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