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superwholockpottervenger: rneowies: rneowies: i love star trek!!!! guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this set phasers to fruit salad
scope-dogg: anarchonecromancer: my-friends-dont-know-im-a-furry: starteas: starteas: PWEASE, im switching to teamspeak This is just absurdly dedicated customer service You know maybe Skype isn’t actually all that bad
2dphobic: lunamalfoy7: hypeswap: hypeswap: i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011 no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath.
arcticmonkies: *says i dont care* *actually does tho*
officialparent: avatardedpotterhead:dicksconnected: i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because: NO one thinks theyre for you actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u nobody thinks theyre
lolsomeone-actually: sobeitjay: sobeitjay: You gotta accept that some people just dont want you and that they out they damn mind cause you a great catch HA PREACH
peri-dont: I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input
jenhominid: hexgoddess: sistahmamaqueen: steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep: doctorwhothefuckisthis: Fuck you for being smart this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place. SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND CALL ME SALLY.
rikodeine: i love this so much i dont know where to start- the comedy itself - the commentary on ‘what is art’- further on what is art: the viewers are interpreting this as art, but the intention of the “artist” was not actually art, so is it
itsspookytoremember: torchinggoddess: omgxdoll: Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone. i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd.
memeson420: twerkingwhiteboy: memeson420: “u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen name all seven sports ball throw ball catch ball run ball kick shoot
shotsandsnowcones: vanity-est-venganza: officialundertaker: i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK This is actually exactly what my cat does. But to your face.
arandellequeen: snarkymastermind: Wow Internet Explorer is actually useful for something! The reason why Excel dont have E as its logo
cramp: dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot
Decided to take a video while flying this morning. Best. Idea. Ever. perfection Reminder that this actually exists in our world THIS IS REAL I’m gonna cry. i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised,
sleepeys:licherally cannot explain to adults these days that im actually so cool with the idea of being “just an employee” somewhere as long as i am paid enough to live comfortably and i also like the job. “but dont you want to be rich??
imperfections-dont-define-you: curlsfromthegod: THE FEELS , I’m actually crying. Sweet Jesus THIS. THIS is why I love Ed Sheeran so much.
hobovampire: veronox: hungarian: testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats dont do this you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you
nekala-vas-normandy: takemewherethestreetlightsglow: all-the-ships-all-of-them: fevra: have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything
bl0ggingqueen: i dont think anyone really understands how much compliments actually mean to me like i usually brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you” but really i remember compliments for forever so if youve ever complimented me or done
problackgirl: “real men dont rape” actually, real men do rape. they do. men rape. it isn’t done by ~fake mythical special brand of evil~ men, it’s done by real men, men who may seem nice, men who you think you can trust, men you know,
artof-drowning: its annoying that i dont even know what you actually think of me. like what goes through your mind when you hear my name or do you even think about me like these are the things that truly drive me crazy and it really gets at me because
loopwhole:wafflehouse-official: here is my shower routine… its not actually a challenge, at least I dont think it is…Rebloggers get a follow for sure. :) Just wait for it…
cumdolli: cumdolli: stop wasting sex workers time 2k18 my time isnt free, i dont wna chat w/ u unless u actually $upport me! when u say “ i jst wna get to know u ” ur saying “ i wna consume a service from u but u don’t deserve compensation for
i dont think anyone really understands how much compliments actually mean to me like i usually brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you” but really i remember compliments for forever so if youve ever complimented me or done something nice
ve-lociraptor: mar-ble: n-oir: niggha: lamzira: holy fuck i miss you dont make me cry i actually cry every time i watch one of his movie or even think about him omfg heathy boy u fine I miss him so much
geeky-porn: I dont know what to write here but damn my ass looks good. You better fuck it so well this summer. I’m actually aching for it right now, your cock deep inside that pretty little ass, I just know its going to me make squirt so much.
finndamerons: its bad enough that bisexuality in women is seen as “attention seeking” or as some sort of “joke” by mainstream Straight™ culture, but when the actual lgbt community deny bisexuals….when lesbian women dont wanna date bi girls
rainsuggestion: finding people who actually genuinely give a shit about you is one of the best feelings in the world and if you dont have that right now i hope you do soon
bbygirlcheyy: i dont know if i like this, but in need of an actual sugar daddy
keithsweatshop: *started my diet 2 hrs ago, did 50 pushups and 100 situps, am also feelin the burn tbh, wow i actually like chicken salad, i dont feel so heavy, ahh everybody should get on my level tbh, woo shit (squeezes stomach) them abs? ok wow this
letitbesomejazzplaying: prettyboyshyflizzy: ni-xibelle: thetattedstoner: queenfaithmarie: taint3edcakes: yungdxbz: LOOOOOL 😭😭😭😭😭😭 😂😂😂😂😂 Bruh not my picture but Dont even know if thats from the actual video
avatardedpotterhead:dicksconnected:i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because: NO one thinks theyre for you actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u nobody thinks theyre for you calm the
md-admissions: deanplease: mythicallism: me when someone tells me shit like “you know all these meds are actually worse for you they turn you into a zombie ://”, “you should try yoga”, “why dont you exercise more”: Btw, if you haven’t
quoms: dont ever invite me over to ‘watch movies with you’ if that’s not what you actually mean because i like movies a whole lot more than i like human contact and i will just watch that movie
spookynyan: dont ask me why im crying if you see me tearing up because there is a 350% guarantee that i will actually start crying really really hard
deadlycolours: dont-be-sad-eat-chocolate: hotty-for-trotty: lhomme-ezra: this is the definition of human trash what the actual fuck I just saved every single picture and now I’m going to send it to my friends who love nash I wanna throw up and
problackgirl: “real men dont rape” actually, real men do rape. they do. men rape. it isn’t done by ~fake mythical special brand of evil~ men, it’s done by real men, men who may seem nice, men who you think you can trust, men you know, men who
moveslikekeithrichards: shoutout to everyone who doesnt actually have a solid Best Friend bc their best friends have better best friends or bc they dont bond enough with people to have best friends or bc their ‘best friends’ constantly come and
onlyblackgirl: willowtreefree: king-emare: They dont even advertise this part. Only hillarys. Wow he actually said this??? Why would they advertise the only logical person in this race? Stupidity gets views and headlines.
norulesnobras: girlmariano: highschoolhottie: dont-kill-the-kennedys: myonlyphenomenon: I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like Being out in the ocean is actually so scary because
bbwstuff69: infatuatedwiththick:dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
tordles: thingsthatsuckass: marcovicci: ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought. and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions. i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP
daensonnet: steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep: doctorwhothefuckisthis: Fuck you for being smart this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place. thank goodness, I felt totally inept bcse I couldn’t get the spoon
terezidactyl: father-fruitcake: twofingerswhiskey: highkeygay: generic brand no no you don’t understand in canada this is an actual thing what they dont have no name brand in america? We have Great Value!
thealmightytrebleclef: anothercleverjedimindtrick: dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish
killer-squirtle: join-the-moriparty: sexytimesonfire: leonardo-dicaprisun: al4skan: im actually laughing so hard at this tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG Canadians are weird is that big girls dont cry
memeson420: twerkingwhiteboy: memeson420: “u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen name all seven sports ball throw ball catch ball run ball kick shoot ball
