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peri-dont: I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input
daughterofsarenrae:When I hit shuffle, I want the EXACT RIGHT SONGS in the EXACT RIGHT ORDER to play. Why is this so hard for music players to achieve. Sure I dont know what songs I actually want to listen to, much less the order, but if computers are
y2k-aesthetic: ka-gaymarco:If you’re around 18 and you dont find this nostalgic I feel bad for your childhood I had that EXACT Doodle Bear! I actually thrifted it in college back in the late 2000s. I gave it to my young niece.
2dphobic: lunamalfoy7: hypeswap: hypeswap: i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011 no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath.
gameandwatch: you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring Yuppp I dont like barbie dolls
raiseusfromperdition: shippingsabrieliam:What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole #i dont need to go to an alternate universe to know that
officialparent: avatardedpotterhead:dicksconnected: i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because: NO one thinks theyre for you actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u nobody thinks theyre
Decided to take a video while flying this morning. Best. Idea. Ever. perfection Reminder that this actually exists in our world THIS IS REAL I’m gonna cry. i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes.
soohighrightmeow: In case people forgot or just decided to ignore community guidelines completely, it is actually against tumblr’s policy to self promote on someone else’s post. This has been a PSA. Dont fucking do it. You can be reported for it.
lolsomeone-actually: surprisebitch: notsafef0rtwerk: surprisebitch: when i hook up with guys, i dont give out my real name when they ask. i like to think of it as my alter-ego who is a ho.. or my studio name and every sexual encounter is performance
farronheit: Decided to take a video while flying this morning. Best. Idea. Ever. perfection Reminder that this actually exists in our world THIS IS REAL I’m gonna cry. i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then
bl0ggingqueen: i dont think anyone really understands how much compliments actually mean to me like i usually brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you” but really i remember compliments for forever so if youve ever complimented me or done
No but seriously those drunk assholes spat beer at the car when I drove by. They’re in the parking lot right behind my car. I brought Nicks folded flag,rifle, and other stuff inside because I dont trust those assholes. I’m actually a little
moveslikekeithrichards: shoutout to everyone who doesnt actually have a solid Best Friend bc their best friends have better best friends or bc they dont bond enough with people to have best friends or bc their ‘best friends’ constantly come and
moveslikekeithrichards: shoutout to everyone who doesnt actually have a solid Best Friend bc their best friends have better best friends or bc they dont bond enough with people to have best friends or bc their ‘best friends’ constantly come and go
killer-squirtle: join-the-moriparty: sexytimesonfire: leonardo-dicaprisun: al4skan: im actually laughing so hard at this tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG Canadians are weird is that big girls dont cry
naked-amateur-wives: cummywife:blackhandsownme: look at her eyes. this is the exact second she becomes his complete slut. dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad The reach around
paaulrex: mr2shy: HEY GUYS, PAUL REX (SHINY TWIN) ACTUALLY COMMENT MY STATUS ON FACEBOOK . LMAO, SORRY BRO . I WANTED TO SOUND LIKE ONE OF THOSE DRAMATIC PEOPLE LMAO ! LOL DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE SHINY?! -_- your hair style , but i dont think you
fuckyeahprettyego: inmybox: missjia: keikokaveri: maygantista, What is this piercing called? (via bodypiercings) …a dumb one. actually this piercing is nice :) thats a nice ass piercing . i dont think its dumb at all .
I just got to learn that some people you vent to actually dont really give a fuck about your relationship with that person
so you actually dont care. :/
heykells: anniewong: brianwangg: yumulpatricia: vglle: i actually slapped my own face. EFF IKEA! I’m gonna go here LOL HOW. WHAT. NO..WTF! THIS IS AS AMAZING AS ME.. k, this is just amazing.. i dont even- omg. i would SO invest money for
hobovampire: veronox: hungarian: testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats dont do this you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you
goldistic: essenca: ghostlys: fausex: rojin: daisymocha: aubade: Photographer unknown, 1950s the one on the left hello so hot im actually crying Oh god, feeling weezy why dont boys look like this anymore wtf yes omg ^ why can’t boys dress
Decided to take a video while flying this morning. Best. Idea. Ever. perfection Reminder that this actually exists in our world THIS IS REAL I’m gonna cry. i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised,
spookynyan: dont ask me why im crying if you see me tearing up because there is a 350% guarantee that i will actually start crying really really hard
arcticmonkies: *says i dont care* *actually does tho*
immaevilspacewhale: dont trust any yosuke actually
bingetheforks-mulltheknives: dil-howlters-hotdog-suit:I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT THAT A pleasant surprise Actually made me motion sick o.o
avatardedpotterhead:dicksconnected: i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because: NO one thinks theyre for you actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u nobody thinks theyre for you calm the
raiseusfromperdition:shippingsabrieliam:What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole #i dont need to go to an alternate universe to know that
shakespork: regretrograde: hate2breakittoya: girls dont mature faster than boys, girls are punished from an early age for the same behaviour that boys are allowed to indulge in well into adulthood i actually talked about this with a psych professor
bbcmania: bbc-anytime: dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
memeson420: twerkingwhiteboy: memeson420: “u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen name all seven sports ball throw ball catch ball run ball kick shoot
arandellequeen: snarkymastermind: Wow Internet Explorer is actually useful for something! The reason why Excel dont have E as its logo
dicksconnected: i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because: NO one thinks theyre for you actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down
themarysue: hedwig-dordt: optimysticals: squeeful: bemusedlybespectacled: maxiesatanofficial: pervocracy: kvothbloodless: macaedh: what the fuck ethan I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont. I was all ready to “um, actually”
proteinpills: neg-mawon: kimberly-michael: princesskeylimepie: metrogoon: allores: afro-dominicano: yoooo Omg Wow, that was actually amazing. holy shit Royalty **prays they dont go new black** I love how close they are
thespispunk88: brownglucose: theboycourt: dustpink: joost5: natskep: You can’t argue with that logic. She is an actual lawyer that passed the bar. why do people like this have power? this is why i hate america we dont have half of this shit
pervocracy: rikodeine: i love this so much i dont know where to start- the comedy itself - the commentary on ‘what is art’- further on what is art: the viewers are interpreting this as art, but the intention of the “artist” was not actually
lovely-milfs: hotwife4hubby: dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
thesubkitten: onlyblackgirl: willowtreefree: king-emare: They dont even advertise this part. Only hillarys. Wow he actually said this??? Why would they advertise the only logical person in this race? Stupidity gets views and headlines. I’m not
itsspookytoremember: torchinggoddess: omgxdoll: Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone. i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd.
daensonnet: steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep: doctorwhothefuckisthis: Fuck you for being smart this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place. thank goodness, I felt totally inept bcse I couldn’t get the spoon
fuwe: tinyishimaru: when you draw a character so much you memorize their design and you dont have to look at a reference when you actually look back at the reference and realize youve been drawing them wrong the whole time
cutiescootybooty: owl-face: mynameisbruni: jenhominid: hexgoddess: sistahmamaqueen: steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep: doctorwhothefuckisthis: Fuck you for being smart this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it
superwholockpottervenger: rneowies: rneowies: i love star trek!!!! guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this set phasers to fruit salad
protectsasuke2k14: honestly i dont care if you ship pairings with unhealthy dynamics so long as you don’t try to sugarcoat it or gloss over the bad parts and actually. yknow. own up to the fact that it’s unhealthy as hell, oh my god
takashi0: lesbiansagainstsjws: wifemom: do—svidaniya: wifemom: dont be cis whoops sorry I actually like being a girl. its ok to be cis if youre a girl ???????????? What This is it. This is tumblr’s mindset summed up in one post.
norulesnobras: tyler-blogs: girlmariano: highschoolhottie:dont-kill-the-kennedys: myonlyphenomenon: I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like Being out in the ocean is actually so
