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sad-slime: coffee—queen: no-itsbcky: just because im antifeminist doesnt mean i dont believe in equal rights for women. no thats actually exactly what it means
owson: when im like “bye” ppl actually think im saying bye and dont respond. bye
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cumdolli: cumdolli: stop wasting sex workers time 2k18 my time isnt free, i dont wna chat w/ u unless u actually $upport me! when u say “ i jst wna get to know u ” ur saying “ i wna consume a service from u but u don’t deserve compensation for
superman44: naked-yogi: Let’s take cute pictures together… like me w your dick in my mouth. Some of the stuff I see online vs what I experience in real life are like night and day. I dont think woman like this actually exist. They’re a myth
muvaearth: i just dont get why ignorant people will say that acne is caused by not drinking enough water or just being unhealthy. like if you were actually EDUCATED on the subject of acne, you’d realize that it can be caused by stress, hormones, certain
norulesnobras: tyler-blogs: girlmariano: highschoolhottie:dont-kill-the-kennedys: myonlyphenomenon: I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like Being out in the ocean is actually so
nmimarks:does anyone else feel like they’re in this weird state of being on tumblr where you dont even know if youre genuinely enjoying the site anymore or if anyone here is actually paying attention to you as a person or just your presence in general
itsspookytoremember: torchinggoddess: omgxdoll: Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone. i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd.
littledigits: 4 more days left ! this is actually an old picture that I dont think I uploaded… I did back when the intro first got flimed so theres a lot about this I would change now but..IM TOO BRAINDEAD FOR A NEW PIC. so you get an old one thats
scarvesindoors: bbterra: Decided to take a video while flying this morning. Best. Idea. Ever. perfection Reminder that this actually exists in our world THIS IS REAL I’m gonna cry. i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie
fuwe:tinyishimaru:when you draw a character so much you memorize their design and you dont have to look at a reference when you actually look back at the reference and realize youve been drawing them wrong the whole time
komaydah: Decided to take a video while flying this morning. Best. Idea. Ever. perfection Reminder that this actually exists in our world THIS IS REAL I’m gonna cry. i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised,
kristoffbjorgman: bootymax: Tumblr: Pixar is just copying The Book of Life with this new Coco movie /: why dont they have any original ideasSomebody: Well actually the movies been in production since Toy Story 3, way before The Book of Life was even
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Thanks alot Ashlie and Amanda because now I’m spazzing out on my otome game when I should be finishing my World History homework ;-; omg I actually dont think I would have finished it anyway lol
omg im actually being kind of productive and writing a whole script ;-; if my team members dont get this shit learned by monday or at least meet up over the weekend to rehearse I am going to shove burning coal down their throats.
brittnilovesb1a4: I actually wouldnt mind if someone broke the news to me like this lol „„, i mean come on its a free cake u dont have to buy and stuff your face with from all the sad feels x)
There is a Greater Purpose.
a-vague-yet-spooky-blog: dont show me butterflies right now because i will actually cry for hours about xXxholic
hitodeman: I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get
Ohmygod i am so tempted to just cancel this date i just want to crawl into a hole and hide forever
jeonjam-deactivated20180304: eye contact with l.joe
seifukoi: this actually makes me sad and i dont know why
theres a huge fucking cricket on my door and i dont have the guts to kill it and im actually gonna be late for school because of this shit
cats522: transbliss: weloveshortvideos:Is that really a pumpkin? LIKE I DONT UNDERSTAND I would have legit died right there THIS HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO MY TWICE
cnnbreaking: notazulu: MTV answers why they dont play music videos anymore. this is actually very true
waltdisneyconfessions: “I’m one of the VERY few who actually *like* Cinderella II. I mean, obviously it’s not my FAVORITE movie, but I dont mind it and I didnt hate it. It’s one of those movie’s I go to when I need a confidence boost. I appreciate
hermaallwardt:Fuiest Subway Pictures of All Time#6The Anime GangWe dont know whos having more fun? The people in costume or the passengers?! Actually some people would be rather freaked with those bug eyes.READ MORE?
cramp: dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot
arcticmonkies: *says i dont care* *actually does tho*
anicolla: ms-blackboots: itagnola: can’t wait to be making breakfast for my wife while she sits on the kitchen counter in my sweatshirt and underwear Do men actually think these things lmao no lol they dont a gay girl posted this
politicalambiguity:actual-zackry:nostalgiaultra:I dont even watch the news cause itsDEATH!MURDER!PISS!IN!YOUR!EYES!A penguin learned to write today ha ha adorable silver lining story!THE PENGUIN WROTE A CONFESSION TO MURDERi was already going to reblog
memeson420: twerkingwhiteboy: memeson420: “u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen name all seven sports ball throw ball catch ball run ball kick shoot ball
meagan-hood: bornabitch-allthedaysandnights: helterskelterrr: If i didnt brush through my hair everyday itd start to dread by itself but god forbid i actually let it do that bc of “cuulterall approopriaation”. Gtfoutta here. I dont even want
airagorncharda: 0xalis: uh actually dont? yell at hets for using words like datemate and partner? because there is always a chance that one of them is a closeted trans person and they’re trying to not misgender them while also not outing them and
peri-dont: I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input
smarmygryffindor: smarmygryffindor: the “bode” thing is the one time i’ve seen someone successfully say “hey this should be a meme” and it actually caught on and it feels……….unnatural. i dont trust these synthetic memes you could almost
smuganimebitch: deadnotsleeping413: hazygold: ridragon: bismuthspartnerincrime: just-another-su-critical-blog: Steven might actually become friends with the diamonds??? “no one is truly evil” “i dont know if that’s true in reality” no offense
2dphobic: lunamalfoy7: hypeswap: hypeswap: i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011 no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath.
fuckedsweetly: I dont think shes actually hitting a nail, but who cares..
zootedboy: ppl think im shy cause i dont talk much in person but actually im just coolin it scanning the situation, watchin from the cut, making mental moves constantly.
lonellytown: Decided to take a video while flying this morning. Best. Idea. Ever. perfection Reminder that this actually exists in our world THIS IS REAL I’m gonna cry. i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then
cresstic: introfiant: reblog this post for your pets to actually use the things you buy them If I ever dont reblog this I’m dead. The first time I saw this I laughed for a solid 5 minutes and it still gets me every time
chakrabot: spacepagen: tacticalhoneybadger: puscyiffer: some game developers actually need to learn that when women die they dont release the same sound they would while having an orgasm >Implying most game developers know what a female orgasm
avatardedpotterhead: dicksconnected: i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because: NO one thinks theyre for you actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u nobody thinks theyre for you calm
ridehardridedeep: dont-stare-ok: . I don’t know… I actually think this is the hottest, most genuine shit I saw for a long time. They look so happy.
nina-zcnik:syrcus:vampmilf:i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year actually i’m reblogging this again with commentary, fuck it.There’s people in the notes talking about
milfscraft: geileweiber1: dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
themarysue: hedwig-dordt: optimysticals: squeeful: bemusedlybespectacled: maxiesatanofficial: pervocracy: kvothbloodless: macaedh: what the fuck ethan I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont. I was all ready to “um, actually”
superwholockpottervenger: rneowies: rneowies: i love star trek!!!! guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this set phasers to fruit salad
orriculum:My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE
fattyatomicmutant: brunhiddensmusings: fromacomrade: you act like you are surprised that southerners dont know history They don’t know Actual History they instead hero worship this Fictional Puffed up Antebellum.
mettic: listen ill keep it real, I dont think there’s every been a “incorrect *franchise* quotes” blog thats actually funny.
kerosene: the argument “well lovecrafts dad actually named the cat” is so fucking funny like bro you can easily change the name of a cat… you dont even have to go to court or anything, you can just start calling the cat something not racist anytime
mechabekahscakery: OC drawing meme I did on twitter, then realized I don’t have enough friends with OCs to actually fill it, so…angry Kit for the sake of filling space it is, also cause I have needs hnnnn! Also one thing I dont get about this meme
ahsadler: beetledrink: beetledrink: dudes i got my explicit content flag repealed and went to reblog the deemed SFW post so people could actually see it and the reblog got flagged again im so close to walking down to tumblr HQ i dont even care that
thecringeandwincefactory: justsomeantifas: justsomeantifas: justsomeantifas: justsomeantifas: how many people could be working on actual problems in the world instead of being forced to do jobs that they are over-qualified for just because they dont
