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discount-supervillain: It’s the small ones you have to look out for. Their anger has nowhere to expand and lose potency, so instead it simply compresses and refines itself.
discount-supervillain: you want barn? you want mate? you want shenanigans? show for you
discount-supervillain: please
discount-supervillain: normally I would make fun of P down here, but I just got a sunburn myself, so I’m feeling even more sympathetic than usual.
discount-supervillain: A king can dream, baby.
discount-supervillain: I’ll leave it to you guys to come up with a name and power.
discount-supervillain: to summarize, commissions opened, send asks with ©’s on them, alchemyboy@gmail for further details and money tossing, please don’t send anything unless I actually do it, it’s pay what you want so pay what you’d like, you
discount-supervillain: as a heads up, if you want to send references, yeah, the submission button is a good option.
discount-supervillain: I wonder if gem computers have autocorrect.
discount-supervillain: Of course sapphire is using ray of frost. I am a simple man, of simple conclusions.
discount-supervillain: when I was a little villain, I thought maybe I could change my life, become a good person, so I started by picking up litter on the beach. The first thing I picked up was a cheeto bag, and then a crab popped out of it and bit my
discount-supervillain: probably won’t work, but I like to think it’s the thought that counts
discount-supervillain: Steven’s cosplaying Camp Counselor Phillipe, the clumsy but golden hearted staff member that just wants everybody to get along. Steven relates to him because they both wear flipflops.
discount-supervillain: I sort of went with a upper thigh gem placement, but I think it works well enoughalso, fun fact, apparently the official gemstone of texas is blue topaz
discount-supervillain: forgot I had some of the soundtrack songs of Kiki on my playlist until one popped on while I was drawing this.
discount-supervillain: soon
discount-supervillain: what’s the difference between lapis and a motel?
discount-supervillain: unrelated note
discount-supervillain: I still don’t really get it, but that’s life, baby.
discount-supervillain: fun fact about me: I am very good at snapping.
discount-supervillain: this concludes another thrilling chapter of everything I know comes from X-men comics and google searches.
discount-supervillain: ah, the middle age. The most wont to use a crossbow age.
discount-supervillain: wow, she’s so big she makes that gameboy classic look like a gameboy color.full (just in case)
discount-supervillain: sorry about the pose, I just rewatched phantom blood and I think it’s getting to me.
discount-supervillain: uh. Maybe don’t show her that last part whatwhy
discount-supervillain: connie was not invited. she said she was too cool for school and the gems took it literally.
discount-supervillain: that first pokemon movie can be rough.
discount-supervillain: I’m just gonna assume you meant “Cool American” Peridot.
discount-supervillain: He seems very rough and tumble.
discount-supervillain: I think she stole that burger.
discount-supervillain: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. Wait. I forgot.
discount-supervillain: haha yeah, puberty, sure, I remember that. The thing that people do. *sweats nervously* Rough stuff, amiright?
discount-supervillain: can you find the super secret special twist hidden within?
discount-supervillain: second time’s the charm?
discount-supervillain: I have many questions about the daily lives of gems. Questions from basically episode one, actually.
discount-supervillain: I mean, not that they’re mutually exclusive, but praise the sunlight overdrive.
discount-supervillain: pretty sure the shorter you are the better you are at slam fu
discount-supervillain: Good, probably. He seems protective at least.
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discount-supervillain: so how do you guys like my concept for my very own mailman based harem manga.
discount-supervillain: maybe like this around steven and connie’s age. Then eventually the whole situation would wind up being stevonnie 2, electric boogaloo.
discount-supervillain: beach fuuun in the summer suuun
discount-supervillain: schob doobles
discount-supervillain: wasn’t sure which one you wanted, so I just did both.
discount-supervillain: Dr.K to be precise.
discount-supervillain: try not to think about it
discount-supervillain: gummy gummy gummy
discount-supervillain: o snap, she got hit so hard her eyebrows flew off
discount-supervillain: and that’s why leggy joined the team
discount-supervillain: there is a very small chance I misinterpreted bunny suit
discount-supervillain: I hope you learned your lesson
discount-supervillain: fkahmmt
discount-supervillain: good night, sweet prince. That last episode gave me what I really wanted though; evidence that Hater is the strongest sonobabich in the whole galaxy.
discount-supervillain: watching new superman makes me miss old superman
discount-supervillain: a world in which Steven was never born because Greg wasn’t into that game.
discount-supervillain: number one superstar. Greatest in the galaxy.
discount-supervillain: fun for the whole family, ages 4-10
discount-supervillain: oh no I forgot watchdog Timm
discount-supervillain: I mean, I didn’t think that until you said it. Now I’m not sure I should have done this. I’m doing this on faith, baby, don’t you betray me.
discount-supervillain: went to beachcame back from beachtook off pants30+ shells fall outthat’s life, I guess
