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discount-supervillain: was always more of a rollerblade type of king, myself.
discount-supervillain: You know he’s evil because he wears crocs. Palpatine did too, you know, they were just under his robes most of the time.
discount-supervillain: the ultimate irony is that once you no longer need to brush your teeth, people no longer want to kiss you.
discount-supervillain: and I love you, baby.
discount-supervillain: I’ve heard it said that the things wrought in ink can be far more devastating than any blade of steel.
discount-supervillain: havoc
discount-supervillain: More of a coca cola king, meself.
discount-supervillain: and then 20 seconds of grinding. Everyone is uncomfortable. There is no one to cover Steven’s eyes.
discount-supervillain: brush yoUR TEETH
discount-supervillain: go get ‘em champ
discount-supervillain: Ah, ze miracle of birf
discount-supervillain: this is the last known sighting of ruby before she was thrown into orbit by amethyst’s rowdy dancing.
discount-supervillain: yea I can draw good frog.
discount-supervillain: PEARLIN THE RAININ THE RAININ THE RAINIS IT HERE THAT I BELONG
discount-supervillain: CLICK AND DRAG TO SEE WHICH LAPIS IS DISSAPOINTED IN YOU
discount-supervillain: cause she froze it. like a punk.also that gif sucked and it was hard to make, but more importantly it originally came out as this and I think I liked it even more
discount-supervillain: I’m pretty sure she’s actually some sort of lordly force for evil. Nobody’s that talented and still humble.
discount-supervillain: huh.
discount-supervillain: I eat no soup. I eat egg. Egg and ribs.
discount-supervillain: I do love me some capsule corp. Wait, where did they get all of those beverages in the ravaged post apocalyptic future?
discount-supervillain: I do have a video of this sort of thing. Wait. Here I’ll link it. It’s very quiet.
discount-supervillain: take that you baby
discount-supervillain: lady of the sea, happy as can be, can’t help but wondering if she’d be happier with me
discount-supervillain: I always really liked Han’s blaster.
discount-supervillain: “I feel… used”
discount-supervillain: was he robot was he ghostwe no knowall we knowhe good
discount-supervillain: I’m here to help, baby.
discount-supervillain: goddamnit, I don’t remember how old I am, but it’s probably to old to be tearing up at children’s cartoons. goddamn wander over yonder.
discount-supervillain: Coloring this would probably kill me, so I’ve abstained.
discount-supervillain: only once I was putting the finishing touches on this did I realize this might not make any sense to people who didn’t grow up around don’ttouchme plants.
discount-supervillain: ok. I admit it. I don’t know what badass means. Or teen. Or rad.
discount-supervillain: now I know what you’re thinking, why does she have a band-aid? The answer is one of the lesser known side effects of the wacky tabaccy. Namely, an overly familiar attitude towards unfriendly cats. (also, they’re not pink, they’re
discount-supervillain: kicking… It’s probably the rabbit chasing dream.
discount-supervillain: I also don’t really know what’s cute. It’s all cute to me.
discount-supervillain: Space Dewey
discount-supervillain: I’m gonna point it out here, because it’s kind of hard to see, but the rocking chair is hand shaped. And colored like their ship.
discount-supervillain: who wouldn’t
discount-supervillain: a mistake.
discount-supervillain: my bet’s on the gorilla
discount-supervillain: beware el peridotto, biter of hairalso
discount-supervillain: keep on fighting, baby.
discount-supervillain: minor regret
discount-supervillain: like two pieces of a puzzle, fitting perfectly together
discount-supervillain: frizzy buzziness.
discount-supervillain: always wear sunscreen. 35 spf unless your doctor tells you otherwise.
discount-supervillain: stairs are hard.
discount-supervillain: It really sneaks up on you.
discount-supervillain: Sometimes when it comes to hair, you’ve just gotta follow your heart, baby.
discount-supervillain: (nobody tell sugar we all know she took the intricacies of gem society from the Invader Zim aliens)
discount-supervillain: kumusta, baby. I feel like I’m missing a reference, but I gotta stand by my choice of reverses.
discount-supervillain: sometimes, I miss honor.
discount-supervillain: I feel you, P. Just kidding. No I don’t. Nerd.
discount-supervillain: Yup. I like it when people are able to express emotions with fists and when you get coins by beating people in combat.
discount-supervillain: I… I mean, you know they’re just foreign, right? They’re not dumb or anything. Actually, they seem pretty smart. And the way gems reproduce is really almost identical to humans, just on a larger scale. (P.S. I know you’re
discount-supervillain: I’ll accept your fujoshi hug. I won’t enjoy it, but it goes against my policies to turn down a hug.edit: NO I DIDN’T FORGET STEVEN’S GEM WHO DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO I HAVE FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES I’LL SEE YOU
discount-supervillain: tfw u want to shout about indignities but so comfy
discount-supervillain: guys I think I have a problem
discount-supervillain: pajomos
discount-supervillain: hoodies are just a cheap tactic to make cute gems cuter
discount-supervillain: IS YOUR LION MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME, CONSTANTLY STOMPING AROUND AND DRIVING YOU CRAZY?!
