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discount-supervillain: I believe her.
discount-supervillain: donut more like bonut amirite
discount-supervillain: something something style, something something grace.
discount-supervillain: they help him open soda cans.
discount-supervillain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QYhcaTe-o~1:42:20 for my baby hate goof.Well, I think it’s a good video anyways. Not very educational. Very long. Kinda funny, for just one guy talking to himself.
discount-supervillain: no prob bob
discount-supervillain: second secret panel is garnet rescuing steven by pummeling peridot into the ground.
discount-supervillain: Thanks. I think I did this before, but.. Uh. I don’t really know why I did it again. Style points, I guess?Plus, I’m of the personal opinion that she isn’t defective. I think her additional time gestating merely allowed her
discount-supervillain: “listen up nerd”
discount-supervillain: *DocsamuninjirateShe’s like, what, six? So as far as I’m concerned, she’s whatever she says she is.
discount-supervillain: lazuli lapis lazuli
discount-supervillain: Shorten it to 20 words or less, Peridiot.
discount-supervillain: I’d like to see a world that’s just Peridot dealing with being afraid of dogs.
discount-supervillain: I wonder. Would they have multiple eyes, or multiple arms, or would they be so similar the result would be just a larger version, kind of like Garnet? It’s kind of frustrating. There might not be any rules to fusion, but that
discount-supervillain: in a bold move for my first commission of the season, I seem to have decided to do none of the foretold options.
discount-supervillain: So. Yeah. Commissions. Here we go. I’m starting early because I don’t want to procrastinate, and Christmas is going to be here before I know it, and my tablet is starting to fritz out. So I’m going to start taking commissions
discount-supervillain: thug life
discount-supervillain: and also there’s garnet
discount-supervillain: They kept Amethyst, I think they can manage Peridot.
discount-supervillain: commission for emelld based on thiiiisalso the greatest joke ever made is hidden in plain sight in this one.
discount-supervillain: *insert ripping sound*
discount-supervillain: Hrm. Just read up on the most recent tumblr thing. Pretty depressing. Hope she’s doing better. And I hope you’re all smart enough to stay away from people who’d say things like that. On an unrelated note, hit up the request
discount-supervillain: I fear the abacus.
discount-supervillain: So I did another video also. It’s a bit shorter.
discount-supervillain: for a spite draw, this was actually a lot of fun to make and I like how it turned out.
discount-supervillain: so… this came out a little spookier than I thought it would. Originally I was gonna make a joke about how steven and connie wouldn’t do this because it would cut their candy pull in half, but instead… Oh well. Just, do me
discount-supervillain: haha! Steven can’t grow a beard! hahaha *scratches inadequate stubble* haha. hah. heh. hrm.
discount-supervillain: I wonder how much information poofed gems are aware of as pertaining to their surroundings.
discount-supervillain: now I know what you’re thinkin’, DSVKKBotW, why did you draw her hands up like that? and the answer is you can’t tell me what to do you’re not my real dad
discount-supervillain: Good Idea: Letting your child learn to cookNot So Good Idea: Letting your child learn to cook without supervision. Is that a phone?
discount-supervillain: half the calories TWICE THE FLAVOR
discount-supervillain: Something like that, I guess.
discount-supervillain: I always think it’s sad when religion comes between family.
discount-supervillain: Start the dirges, boys, my tablet’s taking a dive. I’m glad I had the foresight to start commissions when I did, because my faithful companion’s gears are twisting themselves up pretty good.Sidenote: the joke here is that
discount-supervillain: ah, my ancient enemy, clothing that technically fits, but isn’t really comfortable.
discount-supervillain: somebody stole her height, and she’s gonna find out who. p.s. it’s sadie
discount-supervillain: To be honest, when it comes to SU, I don’t really ever use references except for colors, so this was probably cheating. 13:47
discount-supervillain: THE WHICH CRYING BREAKFAST FRIEND ARE YOU QUIZ STRIKES AGAIN
discount-supervillain: I used to date a girl with legs like that. Of course, it came to a pretty abrupt end when I was banned from the Zoo for sexually harassing the Giraffes. Prudes.
discount-supervillain: (p.s. it’s peewee’s big adventure)
discount-supervillain: peridot hats are the latest fashion where I live.
discount-supervillain: as a sidebar, I kinda wanted to talk about Stevonnie’s clothes. I recently saw some people talking about how they didn’t change, but, I mean, really they did. Or at least, one article did. If you’re ever rewatching the
discount-supervillain: you got a PROBLEM with RHOMBUSES bro?
discount-supervillain: I kinda want one.
discount-supervillain: “You have to stop clicking on those ‘Hot Singles in your area’ Ads. Once, I can understand. Twice, I can forgive. But six times? Peridot. You’re bummin’ me out.”
discount-supervillain: alternatively
discount-supervillain: it’s not even plugged in.
discount-supervillain: trying to get the gears turning again, but the draw of fallout is still pretty strong.
discount-supervillain: I can’t wait for the episode about Connie finding out that Steven doesn’t know how to tie shoes. And then that Greg and the Crystal Gems don’t know how to tie their shoes. And then, finally that the only people in beach city
discount-supervillain: Well, there’s one anyways.
discount-supervillain: zoodoop boop badoop.
discount-supervillain: Well, you can only see the steam of the cocoa, but that’s life, I guess.
discount-supervillain: Well, I guess she’s a bit less square.
discount-supervillain: she is still lazuli though
discount-supervillain: see you gem cowboy.
discount-supervillain: don’t worry, her hair is radiation proofed. (p.s. the reason she’s got her finger on the trigger is because she’s getting ready to dust the next person who tries to explain trigger discipline)
discount-supervillain: so there are six reasons I went with a ghidorah costume, your freebies are that she has two tales, and was a monster from deep space sent to wipe out life on earth. Can you guess the other four?
discount-supervillain: They’re not as useful, but that’s life, I guess.
discount-supervillain: uh oh
