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chelle-the-zbornak-queen: i won’t lie i am in fact an “attention whore” i need to feel like i actually matter to people i need to feel like i’m not a totally horrible person i need to feel like there are people who love me because i’m certainly
natnovna: the social construction of masculinity is so weird to me like… it causes people to not wanna use certain kinds of soaps bc these products… smell too good.
voixmortelle: I see things like this, and I think “Oh wow, that’s amazing, but how the hell did they do it?” I’m certain involves some kind of black magic, and you will not convince me otherwise. Black magic is the only explanation.
thesecretmichan: kettlesound: Firefly, smashing tropes. #this is right up there with that one time #when mal left the ship and he was like listen…if i’m not back by a certain time… #and you expect him to say go on without me #but he’s
note-a-bear: cyrilslady: buzzfeedrewind: Things You Forgot You Used To Do I mean I certainly remember getting yelled at for not going back to turn off the computer once it was finally done shutting down. Why you gotta hurt me like this
This is fucking hilarious LOL holy shit this person is hardcore pressed !!! See now, I know there are people who don’t like me and that’s completely fine because heck you’re allowed to not like certain people ! And people are even
i love how whenever i express having a certain displeasure towards something there is always someone who has this “you’re not allowed to dislike things” attitude towards me like i’m only allowed to like and dislike what other
i’m still not feeling 100% good about certain things, mostly just being stuck in some sort of emotional rut and being reminded of bad events from the pastbut family is taking me out today for some air so maybe that will clear my brain and emotions
zubat: I come off as harsh occasionally but I’m very passionate about what I believe in and what I think is right, and I’m not going to apologize or “tone it down” because it makes others feel a certain way. No, you cannot talk over me. No, you
fuckeduphentaiqueen: My teacher gave me a detention for not cleaning his balls with my tongue properly, even though I’m certain I slurped and licked them at least 10 times over. I’m pretty sure it’s because I had a date with my boyfriend that day
“I’m a college student who likes to read, like you could find anywhere… I’m not the protagonist of a novel or anything. If you were to write a story with me in the lead role, it would certainly be a tragedy.”-Tokyo Ghoul » Ch. 01
rainnieday: I’m not the protagonist of a novel or anything… I’m a college student who likes to read, like you could find anywhere… But if, for argument’s sake, you were to write a story with me in the lead role… It would certainly be a tragedy.
ilovethefuckinganime: “I’m not the protagonist of a novel or anything…I’m a college student who likes to read, like you could find anywhere. But… if, for argument’s sake, you were to write a story with me in the lead role, it would certainly
hualians: “ I’m not the protagonist of a novel or anything… I’m a college student who likes to read, like you could find anywhere… But… if, for argument’s sake, you were to write a story with me in the lead role it would certainly be…
phillipthe2: Huh. Never seen this animated version. :DA follower here on tumblr showed it to me today…and I’ve certainly never seen it before. Not exactly “high quality” animation, but amusing (and flattering) that somebody actually animated
bootyscientist: it’s taken me a while to realize that when it comes to certain things, some people just don’t want to understand. no matter how many facts you pull out, how convincing your argument is, they will not change or learn. they’d rather
mecchocolat: Hakan Serbes | Hakan Joel Don’t think I have uploaded a pic of Hakan. If I haven’t my apologies. This guy is certainly butt worthy. Have you seen American Tushy? If not, got get it! Watch it! And thank me later.
“I’m finding a lot of actors my age now who are a bit more like me, and not as posh or brought up in a certain way. There’s now people of all sorts of kinds of backgrounds.”
beam-me-up-shatner: I think it’s possible to have momentary soul mates. like you were meant to be together for a certain time - but not necessarily a relationship. Maybe they were meant to help you through something difficult or you were supposed to
sunstroke77: Not only do I have to watch my bf cumming in a hipster twink, but he hires a master to make certain that I do. This round, the master is lifting me further and further off the ground as the twinks hole is plugged.Mid-way through, the twink
shredtheaqua:dramaticdaisy: youknow-me-not-my-story:shredtheaqua:Moving out to California I met my dear friend Ashley who happens to be deaf. I am super into music and it’s crazy because you connect and feel certain ways because of the things you hear
ababean: thisisntcheating: “Ubering wasn’t paying enough so I started offering a special service to certain clients. I don’t let them touch me so it’s not cheating. They just watch and pay. Their personal peep show.” Sexy Ana.?
youknow-me-not-my-story:shredtheaqua: Moving out to California I met my dear friend Ashley who happens to be deaf. I am super into music and it’s crazy because you connect and feel certain ways because of the things you hear but you don’t realize
pig-maker: Certain body types please me, especially coming into the house. Pigs should be healthy with a nice thick coating of fat over their bones. It’s not that I find the fat attractive in any way. It’s purely for the purpose of torture and to
missmollycollection: So not only does Master make me wear a chastity belt and harness out to dinner he also make sure I’m thoroughly spanked before we go.. sitting down at the restaurant was certainly a little painful but thrilling at the same time..
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cinemagaygifs:“The research to me is I’m not, like, looking up serial killers or the psychology behind that. That’s just putting a blanket statement over Andrew, and he was certainly one in a million” -Darren Criss
It is a little unusual, but hematolagnia is a real thing! I drew this for everyone who might like it! ^-^ Maybe not mainstream, fetish-wise… but certainly quite hot if you ask me <3
impsandwaistcoats: OKAY EVERYONE REPEAT AFTER ME DRAWING IS NOT EASY DRAWING TAKES TIME YES, EVEN FOR THOSE WHO CAN DRAW WELL YOU NEED TO GIVE ARTISTS TIME IF YOU HAVE CORRECTIONS TO GIVE, GIVE THEM IMMEDIATELY AND ALLOW A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME FOR
theivorytowercrumbles replied to your post:Do you mind me asking what the creepiest ask you ever got was? Because I’m fairly certain it’s the one where I talked about how much I love licking ice cream. I’m not proud of that :/ I think
lucrezia-dreams-in-colour: fortheloveofasubmissive: Crawling There is something utterly magnificent about crawling. It is not about humiliation or putting someone in their place as many perceive, though it can certainly serve that purpose. To me it
myredbike: “I want much, so much more. To feel more deeply, more intensely. Not just with my flesh, but within the sometimes forgotten depths of my soul. I crave to ache in ways only certain emotions can bring out of me. For my heart to thump and thunder
yourlittlesexxkitten: Not trying to look a certain way, just me being myself. xx There’s my Kat!!!
sissy-slut-bieke:I can’t, certainly don’t want and WILL NOT STOP dressing up like a cheap whore to go out on the street to be a sissyslut, sexslave, suck & fucktoy 4 everyone who want to abused me! And never forget this: FRIENDS FUCK
sometimes I regret sharing certain things here because of the backlash I receive for something so absurd… but it allows me to grow as a person because it’s very important to remain firm and grounded in what you believe in (when it’s not something
I’m tired of this notion that it’s not acceptable to show certain emotions. Tired of people shaming anyone who cries a lot when they’re upset or anyone who cries when they’re happy. Please tell me what could possibly be wrong with
