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toukyoghoul: I’m not the protagonist of a novel or anything…I’m a college student who likes to read, like you could find anywhere.But… if, for argument’s sake,you were to write a story with me in the lead role,it would certainly be…a tragedy.
foodforsub: Danny has Dad’s permission to bring certain friends here, and in the summertime, our garden and swimming pool is a popular retreat. Danny loves to demonstrate to his buddies the power he has over me. He’s not allowed to let anyone fuck
xopachi: hypfoo: Sorry for the delay with drawing these requests! Got a bunch of them lined up. Hard for me to find the time to draw lately. I’m not exactly certain how I missed these.
audiophilekitsune: Ran, that kind of training’s not gonna help you win, you know. Certainly didn’t help China in the fighting games.Random doodle, don’t mind me.
cubansmiles: I plan on wearing a bikini looking exactly like this in Mexico. Tummy and all. It’s so damn empowering to not give a damn what anyone thinks of me. I certainly don’t lack admirers so my insecurities are all in my head.
needtlc: goreanvalley: During the first weeks, a certain percentage of them are quite stubborn, so we have to show them they’re not in Kansas anymore… This looks intense but does turn me on Sir
rahlala: OMFG A BABY BEAVER I’M FREAKING DYING OMMMMMFGGGG …is it a beaver? It looks more like a sea otter to me (I don’t think beavers swim on their backs like this either) but I’m not /certain/. Either way it needs to go on my blog. beautiful
doctorhorrible: gettin real sad bc certain ppl haven’t followed me back yet YOuRE nOT eveN FllOwinf MeEE!!! FOUND YOU
doctorhorrible: raleighhansen: doctorhorrible: gettin real sad bc certain ppl haven’t followed me back yet YOuRE nOT eveN FllOwinf MeEE!!! THE FUCK YOU EVEN SAYIN MOTHERFUCKER IM FOLLOWIN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is okay! Tumblr was scrwing up
closetfizzle: (Mod: Part 1 of 2. Some people asked Fizzle about what he dreams of and whether or not a certain princess of the night has ever visited him to help with his “problem.” Me, being the blond I truly am, managed to accidentally delete the
ask-humming-way: DON’T BE SO ROOD. ((Apologies for not updating the last couple of days. I was playing a certain game that had given me determination recently~)) X3
askpinkietai: There’s a PokéStop we often pass in my town, and lately it’s been reminding me of a certain somebotty, even if the spelling’s not precisely the same~ Starring @thedenofravenpuff’s OC with the most difficult to draw mouth~ x3
pussymodsgalore: pussymodsgalore I do not know what these spring loaded items are. If anyone recognises them, please let me know and I will pass the information on. They certainly make good pussy or labia spreaders! This girl has 8 outer labia piercings
note-a-bear: cyrilslady: buzzfeedrewind: Things You Forgot You Used To Do I mean I certainly remember getting yelled at for not going back to turn off the computer once it was finally done shutting down. Why you gotta hurt me like this
thesecretmichan: kettlesound: Firefly, smashing tropes. #this is right up there with that one time #when mal left the ship and he was like listen…if i’m not back by a certain time… #and you expect him to say go on without me #but he’s
I’m not saying people aren’t entitled to their own opinions, they certainly are! I’m just saying that all the whining about how Vincent looks in Silent Hill: Revelations reminds me a lot of the insane amount of bitching people did when
gg-rain replied to your post: anonymous said:how old r u then26 Ahha only 3 years on me! Not so old after all true, but it certainly feels that way sometimes, haha. Like, I’ll think someone is, like, college age and then they make a post like
crystal-gays replied to your post: Why Oh, my gosh. I know the struggle. Everytime I publish a fanfiction (whether it’s NSFW or not), I get 10 NSFW blogs follow me. yea, I know the bots will track certain tags (nsfw being one of them) but they’ll
I can’t be too sure but judging from that short promo it looks like “Watermelon Steven” is indeed boarded by Hillary Florido & Katie Mitroff as I thought since Steven looks quite a bit like he did in “Secret Team”. But
metalinjection: Preview All The Tracks Off The Upcoming BORN OF OSIRIS Record Born of Osiris’ Tomorrow We Die Alive is due out on August 19, but certainly you can make a decision on whether you’ll be picking it up or not by then! Let me help you
knightmouse: People don’t seem to understand that the snipers were trying to NOT kill the group yet. They were very purposefully blocking them from going certain ways and leading them to places. At least that’s how it seemed to me.
afternoonapocalypse: This is obviously not a real image, but apparently astronomers have witnessed a planet being born for the first time ever, and have pictures to boot. It’s pretty neat if you ask me. It’s still kind of too early to be 100% certain,
This is me not giving a flying fuck about 2 certain well known female rappers going at it on records. ive said it before and damnit I’m still gonna stand firm and say it again. Some of y'all need to FIND. SOMETHING. BETTER. TO TALK ABOUT. Enjoy
thenudistprincess: I’ve hit a bit of a road block here in my life. There’s a lot of things i’ve been doing lately that have stuck me in a really stupid situation. I’ve decided to not only clean up my act but remove certain things from my life.
easyminds: Giveaway PART A. Manly things of guyish things. —Do not remove info please— You can reblog up to 2 times MAX Only like this once 1 winner will receive everything shown above. Yay! (if the winner doesnt want certain items let me know and
boowiebrown: boowiebrown: I didn’t end up posting a single picture today! What is wrooooong with me?! Ah well, here’s a last minute one. :) the amount of notes this picture has blows my mind. It’s not even THAT great a picture. But I’ll certainly
domtopv2: You watch this, and try to tell me certain males aren’t born to be used. This little blond sub is in heaven, being stuffed, stretched and pumped full of seed. Fags are born not made.Accept your place.
matt-delancy: annabellebanks: @AnnaBanks: oh were you talking about Daisy? @matt-dd-lancy: There’s a certain blonde that spikes my interest… And, no, before someone starts asking me about it, unfortunately I’m not talking about you, Anna…
matt-delancy: Sounds like a nice plan to me! Just, try not to do it closer to the deadline, things get complicated around then, as I’m certain you know… Right, I know. I’d be too busy to drop it off anyways, ha.
ella-morales: I told him because I love him and I knew that we would still be okay afterwards, not because of this stupid fucking show. How the hell are you going to act like you know me anyways?! You certainly don’t. Right. Keep telling yourself
jordan-reet: Jordan smiled and looked up into her eyes. “So eventually you’d like to have a ring on that pretty little finger of yours? I mean I’m not asking you now to marry me, but I can say I’m certain you’re the one I want to put that ring
captainjaneways-bitch: dandalf-thegay: captaingrumpycub: oarsis: britches-n-hoes: Don’t trust gays. You never know what they want It’s either attention or penis It’s almost certainly both. Not to make this about me, but look how good my
chlorogirl: Because a certain someone said he has never seen me smile. Lo and behold, the reason I do not smile: my smile. That smile could truely melt anybody’s heart 😊
jungheenoona: I really only need one of these and I recently surpassed a certain number of followers, so why not do a little giveaway? Rules: The giveaway is for my followers, but you don’t have to follow me to enter One like and one reblog per person.
chelle-the-zbornak-queen: i won’t lie i am in fact an “attention whore” i need to feel like i actually matter to people i need to feel like i’m not a totally horrible person i need to feel like there are people who love me because i’m certainly
grandfather giving me a lecture on how not to do certain things b/c i won’t get a husband and i just boy do i got news for u buddy
donatsun: aobabe: anyone want 2 rec me some utaites Soraru is cool ovob aa i’m honestly not a huge fan of soraru adgkadlh. idk he sounds like he’s straining sometimes when he tries to hit certain notes and i just aRE U OKAY.orz
moca: Carrie Mae Weems:“I realized at a certain moment that I could not count on white men to construct images of myself that I would find appealing or useful or meaningful or complex. I can’t count on anybody else but me to deliver on my own promise
tevvy: Rip Lor Scoota…..Smh
loveitwhenmywifegetslaid: faithful-adultery:It certainly doesn’t. It does for me. For her, not so much…
colettebleau: milflatina: “When I think of all the books still left for me to read, I am certain of further happiness.” ~Jules Renard I hope I’m not too late for Bookish Saturday, my friend! But, in that case, look how early I am for next week.
ajisaperv: Huge Dicks on Tiny Chicks 7/? - Sequel to Slutty Stacked Shemales Shooting SemenI’m fairly certain these are all by deskmate2000. If not, I think they might be by Lexilake or Azriel.Captions by me.
impregnationfreak: “Mmmm….baby that felt soooo good…I was afraid you’d chicken out when I told you I’m not on birth control, but I swear it made you spurt even harder inside me…” I certainly hope that’s black seed inside
sissytrainerblog: supersteamkitty: sissytrainerblog: I would ruin this sissy! That’s such an inviting sight, how could any Daddy turn that down I hope you wouldn’t ruin me Daddy! At least, not unless it was in a good way? It most certainly
definitelydope: for me, healthy is managing to get out of bed and function like a human being and not hating myself for eating and standing up for myself if for you, healthy means working out every second day and eating only certain things then that’s
lifewithra: It has taken me a long time to get to the point where I no longer feel tremendous guilt for not being able to attend certain social engagements or spend time with my loved ones. My family are my biggest support system and are always so very
picmanbdsm: If you do not lik this, I certainly understand. If you want to be her, that makes you a beautiful woman to me.
I forgot to mention that my daughter is starting to laugh more on purpose and not just in her sleep. She still smiles easily, goes to bed pretty easily, and just seems so easygoing. She certainly doesn’t get that from me but it’s more than
mob-psycho: I’m not the protagonist of a novel or anything… I’m a college student who likes to read, like you could find anywhere… But if, for argument’s sake, you were to write a story with me in the lead role, it would certainly be… a tragedy.
shelivesfortheache: There are not enough words in the English language to describe how badly my tits hurt. The slightest breeze or the most gentle touch makes me wince. Modification comes at a price, and i am certainly paying it.😿💦💦💦
putonyourbathingsuits: rushinwiththefools: tangledmazeofwords: “I don’t get wasted but I will drink about a bottle of wine over two hours on stage, which is a lot of wine but not that much. But it allows me to just lose a certain amount of that
fishnetsandmaliceaforethought: I scan your words, wondering if they are for me … about us. Just when I think they might be, I’m certain they are not. I am always looking for a sign. I think we all have that set of feelings about people we know
cleverwholigan: deduce-my-heart: I most certainly am NOT imagining him looking down at me—just like this—as I kneel before him in worship….. WHAT. THE. FUCK. YOUR FACE, SIR.
zanabism: lilfootfreak: zanabism: Why…don’t fathers know how to apologize. Why can they never apologize and admit they were wrong why are all fathers like this Not all father’s are like this, mine most certainly isnt. You’re right let me
