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squigglydigglydoo: Something that I don’t think people understand is that certain jokes are okay for friends to make… but not for strangers to make. I insult my friends all the time. My friends insult me all the time. We’ll say creepy and inappropriate
im usually a very rational person. usually. but certain times i just lose it. for no apparent reason. and like food. i get so indecisive sometimes. like don’t eat that, it’s not healthy. and the other side of me is like but don’t go
chelle-the-zbornak-queen: i won’t lie i am in fact an “attention whore” i need to feel like i actually matter to people i need to feel like i’m not a totally horrible person i need to feel like there are people who love me because i’m certainly
deanasana: randomslasher: zenpencils: SIR KEN ROBINSON: Full body education I’m fairly certain I’ve never seen one of these comics that didn’t make me cry. How many times have I been told not to go in arts, to keep it as a hobby because
youknow-me-not-my-story:shredtheaqua:Moving out to California I met my dear friend Ashley who happens to be deaf. I am super into music and it’s crazy because you connect and feel certain ways because of the things you hear but you don’t realize that
natnovna: the social construction of masculinity is so weird to me like… it causes people to not wanna use certain kinds of soaps bc these products… smell too good.
therealmickrock: “My ambition was not to be a great photographer, though that certainly would have been a worthy stance. It was a lust to embrace anything that startled or energised me.”Syd Barrett - London, 1969
surprisegurls: tallhussyslut: littlefluffything: Follow Me And I’ll Follow Back I certainly would. I’d get you in a more convenient place my love. No, not everyone. I would prefer some privacy.
schwerterundstickerei: Here is a nice simple scabbard for an Albion Viceroy. It has been made in a deep blue with oxblood straps, not a usual combination for me; [the owner] will certainly get noticed. Another excellent scabbard by Tod’s Stuff
gorskiwll: I’m Dexter, and I’m not sure what I am. I just know there’s something dark in me and I hide it. I certainly don’t talk about it, but it’s there, always. This Dark Passenger. And when he’s driving, I feel alive, half sick with the
note-a-bear: cyrilslady: buzzfeedrewind: Things You Forgot You Used To Do I mean I certainly remember getting yelled at for not going back to turn off the computer once it was finally done shutting down. Why you gotta hurt me like this
naughtynicegirl69: I get asked often what I wear during the day…well I certainly don’t want anyone recognizing me from my clothing so I will tell you this…I am not quite conservative but I don’t wear short or tight clothing…I don’t follow
rednecktagz: This was submitted to this KY Redneck, by a damn special man to me……I respect him immensely, and not bad to look at either.. Certainly wouldn’t kick him out of my jeep… HOLY HELL YEAH!
sadoeuphemist:A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. “Do I look like a fool?” said the frog. “You’d sting me if I let you on my back!” “Be logical,” said the scorpion. “If I stung you I’d certainly
askxigbar: One time is all it took apparently of me kicking a certain red head in the stomach for cheating to be told I’m not allowed to play with them anymore..But that’s okay, it means more time for little blondie, heh.
guylazer: Are you fucking serious? There’s actually a fucking petition to try and get Metroid Prime Federation Force cancelled? No, that is not fucking okay. dont get me wrong, i agree that it looks like total dick, and certainly isn’t a Metroid
bootyscientist: it’s taken me a while to realize that when it comes to certain things, some people just don’t want to understand. no matter how many facts you pull out, how convincing your argument is, they will not change or learn. they’d rather
thesecretmichan: kettlesound: Firefly, smashing tropes. #this is right up there with that one time #when mal left the ship and he was like listen…if i’m not back by a certain time… #and you expect him to say go on without me #but he’s
sohieturner: Shannon Purser by Sylvie Blum for Four Two Nine Magazine, April 2017 I’m certainly disappointed in the fashion industry. Obviously, they’ve made great strides, but to me, it’s not good enough to see maybe one plus-size model for
warblebee: Oops, I design-raged. Poster mock-up from here. Edit: Though I wasn’t explicitly thinking of it at the time, it occurred to me after the fact that the tagline “Women Are Not Outside for Your Entertainment“ almost certainly came
evilqueen1969: girlzgagged: 20 minutes before the elderly lady said:“Yes dear I am thinking of selling my house. I’m quite sure, but I have to be certain that you have the gumption to not just sell my house but get me top price. I have this little
firmdaddyc: I make no apologies for posting this wonderful pic of Christine it’s a total turn on for me it’s just so over the top no woman looks like this at least not since the days of gone with the wind but there is a certain magnificence about
corissasleepshere: Not 100% certain why I woke up with my pants off but I’m pretty sure it has to do with me masturbating my life away.
yourlittlesexxkitten: Not trying to look a certain way, just me being myself. xx
collegerefs: How to study like a straight A studentI did really well during my first year of college, and aside from a B+ in statistics (which was really good for me, haha! I’m not good at math), I had A’s in all of my classes. I’m certain that
rehired: No real way to say for certain if this is me or not. Good morning!
sheabutterbitch:sex is really important to me… I am truly not one of those people who is fine going without a certain level of passion and intimacy
dsgn-me: The Secret Life of Heroes (by Greg Guillemin) While most get the impression that superheroes are perfect, in reality that is clearly not the case. Like everybody else, they do certain by TermCoach" activities that “normal” people
royalsiblings: My friends tease me for always agreeing to babysit my little sister (who is certainly old enough to stay home alone on her own, but hey I’m not complaining), but they don’t know her like I do. The nights mom and dad go out and I basically
i should be asleep but i just keep thinking of all the bullshit i’ve put up with from certain people when i shouldn’t have and i’m so upset with myself. i let people treat me shitty just to keep them in my life. i’m not doing that anymore. i’m
Lmao. So I’m a bitch because I am offended and dislike a certain person because they make rape jokes, and you think that’s not a valid reason to dislike someone. My family fucking disgusts me sometimes.
You know, I used to want to be happy more than anything else in the world. That was the most important goal to me. It was one of the only things I was certain in life that I wanted. Now that is not the case. This could be a result of two things. I think
This is not really a place where I can vent anymore, because certain people can come here and read things I don’t want them to read. I also feel like my depression is all I ever write about, and people will get sick of me complaining all the time. With
Emily sat on her bed and stared at Mr. Crude.“I’d rather you just fuck me and not worry about doing everything required to get a certain grade. I mean, I’ll probably do it all and then some, but I’d prefer to do it just for the pleasure it gives
pandarican: Texture circa Summer 2011. A certain hater came into my room the other night and tried to make me feel bad about having cellulite and dimpled flesh. I’m not hurt by this because a) cellulite is a thing most women deal with and b) trolls
awbowl33: demons–angel: angel-fallen-not-broken: ~ No need to ask me twice ;) ~ *smirks ….*yes, i know a certain male i wouldn’t mind licking right now ….
sirenedsea: uncertainty and not having control in certain situations, but that fear also spurs me on. as an actor there’s a part of you that has to rise to the challenge.
thabeehive: “i be flirtin’ for certain/ wearin’ short skirts/ but ain’t no dicks insertin’/ see, that’s the difference between me and other bitches/ they fuck to get they riches/ i fuck to bust a nut/ lil’ kim not a slut!” - “fuck
bichotomy: The FireSometime after I leave the house and when I get to the gym, a savage mood settles over me. Not angry, but certainly fierce. Perhaps it’s the emotional roller coaster of a week – this being the next stop. I don’t sort through
withoutasking: fortheloveofasub: Crawling There is something utterly magnificent about crawling. It is not about humiliation or putting someone in their place as many perceive, though it can certainly serve that purpose. To me it is about devotion,
impsandwaistcoats: OKAY EVERYONE REPEAT AFTER ME DRAWING IS NOT EASY DRAWING TAKES TIME YES, EVEN FOR THOSE WHO CAN DRAW WELL YOU NEED TO GIVE ARTISTS TIME IF YOU HAVE CORRECTIONS TO GIVE, GIVE THEM IMMEDIATELY AND ALLOW A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME FOR
fuckin-kisses: more of us should have a ‘fuck you’ attitude and not be the one to text that certain someone first because some people should grow a pair and text you first sometimes u feel me
thewickedtongue: While its painful sting certainly has your attention, remember it is not the crop that is disciplining you. It is me. But know with each stroke I place upon your skin is a declaration of love. Through these sessions, you will come
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