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softblackgirl: when ur trying to practice self care but you’re lowkey pleading for death’s mercy
attemptingsurvival: when you seriously start to get your shit together but then one tiny little thing happens and you’re just like nvm who was i kidding and you go back to bed
cubanflagemoji: honestly, fuck this. FUCK THIS. abc news wants to report about white couples who have to evacuate their hotels, but are going to ignore actual residents of Mexico? your honeymoon is being ruined? these people’s livelihoods are being
amphibizzy: superiorkitten: amphibizzy: officermilky: amphibizzy: have u ever regretted something This… Honestly makes the most sense. Remember when Peridot wore those goggles? F uck i don’t want to sound dramatic or anything but i am never
childrentalking: artemispanthar: I know this is likely just meant to be a joke and is not factual in any way, but I actually love the idea of “No.” being Pearl’s favorite word. ‘cause, I mean, Pearls were made to be servants and to obey orders
squaremomgsquad: solitairecherry: kingcheddarxvii: Arm wrestlin’ comics This is so garnet this is so beautiful I’ve reblogged this at least three times before but I don’t care
popomodoro: Can’t shape-shift (yet) but he can wear costumes
clientsfromhell: I was building a game for a client. He had no experience with game development, but wanted to give feedback while I was showing some character art assets. The sprite in question was a smiling girl.Client: That girl is supposed to be
sadgirl5ever: kateordie: emmyc: Some Disney comics I made for a mini zine years back but didn’t post all of them online anywheres! Here you go. Emmy is a goddamn national treasure. I am surprised at all times that Nick Cage isn’t hunting for her,
enricoss: aei-sb: What if Peridot fell but everyone just assumes she’s another monster? [Maybe Steven goes looking for her] Anyway here’s a few more sketches! [Seems like I’ll be very very busy until next week so I better post this now and leave
oyazu: when your ugly doodles get 2000+ notes but your art u work on for 3 days and put your heart and soul into on barely breaks 10
teenage-mutant-angsty-zukos: official-data: New Ted Cruz theory: Yes, he’s the Zodiac Killer. That’s a given. But he’s also a time traveler, thus explaining his oh-so-convenient alibi of “not being born yet”. This leads to a scary possibility.
leupagus: tastefullyoffensive: It’s traditional ink for chinese calligraphy practice, 100% bio and non-toxic to dogs and humans. (via imgur) Yeah but I’m pretty sure that dog is dead though
cynicjovial: When W. D. Gaster speaks in all caps it’s the same ol’ Gaster But when he speaks in lowercase he becomes Gaster The Filthy Homestuck
do-black-people-do-stuff: das-uberchicken: timeanddivision: playbill: Broadway-Bound SpongeBob Musical Announces Complete Cast @thethespacecoyote @das-uberchicken Oh BOY Okay at first I didn’t give a shit but…is that a black Sandy? Because
nick-avallone: stability: I tried to make a vine today (by Nick Avallone) when you try to intentionally fall but accidentally end up smacking into a ottoman which hits a table that breaks one of your moms favorite decorations : - )
loverofpiggies: sans-thats-a-dumb-title: kasunshine: In the Underswap AU idea I had, the main thing was to switch around roles and jobs, but everyone retains their same personality. The circumstances however, would sometimes be vastly different.The
squaremomgsquad: picture-pearlfect: I’ve got a pair of eyes that they’re getting lost in. But now, everyone can see me burning. YOU STOP THAT
actualnickwilde: So I poured me some Raisin Bran earlier because I’m 23 and when you’re an adult you stop having fun at breakfast. But I didn’t have enough for a whole bowl so I dug around in the cabinet and decided to mix in some Fiber One, because
catmeleon: Not to shit on Ben Wyatt, but Padme was queen of Naboo at 14 years old, and she didn’t blow the planet’s budget on a winter sports complex.
modeoheim: romangodfrey: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer like really, very close intimately close so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? turn around and look
falloutcipher: (I made this wayyyyy back before roadside attraction but since the series is almost over I figured I’d finally post it)
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: he follows me on tumblr but lets play a quick game of spot the red flags
noybat: I had to quickly make this because Fathers day also this idea is probably not original at all but whatever lol
shalinga-ling: annamabee: You all may think youve seen the best scene in Mew Mew Power but you’re probably wrong. I was Not prepared for that lmao
sleepy–pigeon: lol so i was on the Rick and Morty facebook page and they are doing a contest where the winner gets to voice a character on the show, and someone asked if a girl could win and some self-entitled asshat responded but then
socialbutts: sazzy-one: sit-down-hamilton: littlecofiegirl: lumpnuggets: if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive. nature is amazing DONT DRINK AND DRIVE,
amethirstyperidrunk: a little late but anyway
superds64: titaniumbat: browningtons: pokemon go is cool and all, but what about dark souls go? @dreemurr-sympathizer
piertotum-locomottor: arnobuyens: I thought it was gonna be cute but it just turned creepy ARE THOSE HIS LEFTOVERS!?
pseudodesigner: grievouslysexy: thatsthat24: mainlyspoons: hellyeahthomassanders: Tasting Wine for the First Time 🍷 by Thomas Sanders thomas baby are you okay what does this vine even mean Haha mainly it’s just meant to be silly! …but
molnesic: zenjamin: gainbijou: I have no idea who the guy is that made this video but I immediately respect him @molnesic i watch this video 3 times a day
v171: Imagine A Series of Unfortunate Events but with the Bobs Burgers kids.
indigoire: fukuzawayumi-archive: のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful You son of a bitch.
sigilyiff: this has already been done but
renseb: tfw you tryin to be smooth around your crush but you messed up so bad
tmirai-art: That one family bbq where Jack succeeded in eliminating himself. You have no one to blame but yourself, Gabe. Bonus:
dolceael: When no one on you’re team plays a healing support, but you have a Soldier 76.
spartadog: Me to @theflyingtoasters last night: “Tbh I feel like Zenyatta is more a cat person, though he also likes small dogs (well he likes all living things really but)Genji is the one who brings home a 150 lb mastiff that charges after Zenyatta
metadoodles: dan jenga ur but
halcyonharlot: ok so the other night i had a dream about reading creepypasta and i dreamt that i read the scariest creepypasta EVER and in the dream it seemed so hair-raising but thinking back now it was like “i signed into xbox live and i had a message
mmmdrawsnsfw: Forgot to upload this. Have a slice of that first time smut I promised. Also, I’ve got a headcannon that Sebastian is quite slender before marriage but gains some muscle on the farm. So I tried to draw him less buff than usual. XD
puffsaddy: pinkcookiedimples: mermaidstripperhoe: trapqueenkoopa: speakseazy: pinkcookiedimples: WHITE BOYS THAT KEEP DOING THESE PRANKS GON LEARN TODAY YES!!! This is so satisfying. Pranks like this are total bullshit. but you really can’t
the-gerogerigegege: scribblenauts: the-gerogerigegege: chungos: goals I love how the guy who posted this has gotten Facebook set to leetspeak like some nerd i didn’t notice this the first time i reblogged this but thanks for pointing it out manne
keksetsu: prinsaws: ipecacandcivetoil: ipecacandcivetoil: so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know they actually did a study on this and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches yes
roadhonk: I first read this story on Reddit several months ago but in the time since then it has absolutely haunted me and I regularly remember it as I’m laying down to sleep and without fail even thinking about it will make me laugh hard enough that
bohemianrhapsodaisychains: writing-prompt-s: Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just
i know it’s almost valentines day so we’re gonna be posting valentines cards but let’s not forget the best one, provided to us by mr. nintendo himself
cockyhorror: I thought the age of obscure aesthetic photos was over but here I am in 2017 faced with this
catboyfriends: the new custom server creator in overwatch is great but did the devs know what kind of pandoras box unleashing all of the worlds chaos kind of situation they were creating. today i played a match that was 6 very slow reinhardts vs 6 very
killbenedictcumberbatch: butchmcqueen: im laughing but that is Definitely a pouch, opossums are marsupials ya doof
kawaiite-mage: Isn’t it kinda fucked up that the Council has a Turian, an Asari, and a Salarian when their lifespans are so bloody far apart from each other? Asari live for 1000 years, but Turians only live to about 150, and Salarians are even shorter
hipssway-lipslie: zooophagous: scarlettjane22: Equestrian Lifestyle Magazine Sometimes I wonder why it’s so common for people to be afraid of horses and then I remember things like this okay but what the actual fuck
pussypoppinlikepopcorn: lord-of-cheesey-souls: talesofascrewup: uniquely-khaotic: accras: A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago. Cute but I woulda lost it 😂 Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed
corsolanite: Watch this dancing Pikachu get dragged mercilessly offstage for deflating mid-performance Lol the dancer tried to come back but failed again BYE 😂😂
yehudmeme: rebel-without-a-cunt: kaylapocalypse: enyafan: microcroft: microcroft: things i never expected to learn through a tedtalk but now am glad to know: the founder of Sirius XM radio is a sapphic trans woman and is currently trying to preserve
quarter: in middle school they had us write emails to our future selves that would deliver on a specific date, and i got mine today. it was all pretty…2014-ish (as u can see in the screenshot), but the best and most tragic part was this
wermking: wermking: Callout: terrible kid movie trailers They’re all like this!!!! I MADE THIS THREE MONTHS AGO BUT I’M REBLOGGING IN HONOR OF THE EMOJI MOVIE TRAILER WHICH CAME OUTAND ISEXACTLY LIKE THIS
pluginduck: heckacute: I went to high school with a kid who would only drink out of a baby bottle. He brought a large baby bottle to school every day. At first, we thought that he was using it to sneak alcohol or something, but he wasn’t. He would
thebestmoreorless:SOMEBODY SHARED THIS WITH ME & OUCH IM LAUGHING SO HARD BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM HURT
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