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toastyhat: last night, I made a Steven Universe pun in my dreams. it was a TERRIBLE pun, but I legitimately came up with a joke on the go while asleep. so here’s how it was: for part of the dream, I was in a beach house. I don’t remember much
vanillasyndrome: totally love my new ripped sweater! Also the gold ring and the tiny black ring are new 8D I don’t remember where I got the wig but I’m sure you can find a similar one on Ebay!
elactobuddy: nbteen: how do u do this ? what program is this ?? This is clip studio paint! (either pro or ex im not sure but for sure its clip LOL!) They’re using the symmetrical ruler to help them draw. see? (my example is not as pretty as theirs
thecommonchick: MOM IM AN ADULT I CAN STAY OUT AS LATE AS I WANT but please schedule my dentist appt
oknope: I still care about my grades but have no motivation to do any type of work????????????????????
brumalbreeze: These things keep evolving, but I’m not complaining.
nijuukoo: AHHHHH My concept for KH3 Kairi, who’s still all about the pinks and purples but she’s rocking it jacket style (◕‿◕✿) And since we now know Keyblades can change into other mega souped up weapons, Kairi should have a transforming
cazadork: sans and gorey hanging out …i’m not much of a comic artist but ill get my shit together eventually for now here’s shitpost a bonus:
tennants-hair: ”when i was your age i-” yes but this is not 1985 anymore things have changed literally everything is different so what you did when you were my age is completely irrelevant why is this so hard for parents to understand
bossmonsterbani: My little interpretation to the second video tape from the true lab. I’m still in training with animation, so it’s really not perfect… but I’ve never practiced it much before, so I guess…it’s okay for a beginner…? (*≧▽≦)ノシ))
deoxyrebornicleic: Someone in my stream wanted to say “ Onion san “ but they accidentally typed “ Onion sans “
time-lordd: saiktaru: vagin0: disneyprincessoflyrian: books-and-cookies: alexbelvocal: ultravioletnights: i’m sorry but there is no way you could have stopped me from standing on my chair and screeching like a banshee if i saw this live… What
maariamph: Another gal I’ve had on my mind for a while and finally nailed her outfit! She leads a gang and puts curses on people. I’m gonna tag this stuff #headspacetown, it’s not a comic I seriously plan on drawing but it’s fun to develop characters
zircontulip: Opal Redesign for my Nightmare Gems AU I´ve been thinking about her design for so long, and I´m quite happy with the end result. Her fighting style is more wild and she´s even less stable than canon Opal, but otherwise they are pretty
endless-fuckery: LOOK I MADE A GARNET BAND. So I was going to wait until I got my online store up and running before I posted this but i’m too impatient lol. Anyway, each band member is based off the different cannon incarnations of Garnet throughout
healingx: The thing about invisible illness is that you feel so guilty for mentioning it bc everyone views it as complaining. There’s a difference between asserting your needs and complaining but a lot of people don’t see it that way. This has caused
egophiliac: I was gonna go to bed, but then my brain said nope, gotta draw Metta being the best worst friend ever! (j/k I feel like he means well, he’s just. really bad at not being hugely self-absorbed. plus you gotta get those ratings, darling)
mamas-fae: ladygolem: frejyalune: ladygolem: frejyalune: etsyifyourenasty: Hoof Shoes to my grave i will deny that i am a furry, but goddammit if i don’t want to look like a tall and powerful goat mom furrier words have never been spoken zoë
deathbymorning: eggsnogging: in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently
spaceeyes: back in the old days where dvds were rented from businesses trying to cash in on blockbuster’s success, my dad used to burn the dvds so we’d have our own copy but he’d always have the weirdest label ideas. we would have candid photos
youngblackandvegan: afrodeiiity: alienatedmartian: travissmokes: fiercepierced: theaffluenza: calebprior: thelingerieaddict: I don’t know music, so I don’t understand what I’m looking at (though I do like it), but I just showed this to my
onemancabaret: lawmaking: Children’s drawings of people are almost always terrifying. One time, I was babysitting my little cousin while she was sick. She was going through an imaginary friend phase and always talked about “Joey” or some shit
creppys: oh-shit-my-sweet-tea: lychgate: leticheecopae: superduperhighschooldespair: scienceisbeauty: Terrifying. In principle there seems to be nothing extraordinary in this photo, but if you go to the original source (click the image), you’ll
high-blogging: i’m really trying not to let fame get to my head but
lotuseating: daddy-double-d: no: tachikoma: 😳 he got that under titty exposed from the crop top look Quite the hands-on man. Not a homosexual myself… but wow. i’m losing my fucking mind
pietriarchy: the-fit-geek: pietriarchy: I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world Don’t mock my squishy hulk nuts this
cricketsqueak: elemeno-pee: mitochondriaandbunnies: Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend
poketrio:So uh… My friend recently gave me a mimikyu I shouldn’t have A shiny broken totem mimikyu. In battle, it acts normally, if a normal mimikyu goes out in battle broken. But in The Pokemonami… Mmmmmm not quite normal. He’s a very special
flammi-flames: im-just-a-lucky-boy: kunaigirl: claclalala: This is for all you ladies out there. the struggle is real I have a trans man story about this. Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s
daisypeach: daisypeach: you guys all talk about how “petty” you are but one time my mom was so annoyed that the house was a mess that she made an actual vlog of her walking around the house and calling out every single family member for their shit
philosophy-and-coffee: fuzipenguin: whothebuckisfucky: me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time: I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can
chongoblog: chongoblog: If one of my tweets ever becomes viral I want it to be this one I meant on twitter but I wont look the gift horse in the notes
needing-more-coffee: the-armed-utahn: meanplastic: Idk why I’m hurt but I am. This is like that time I found out they used mashed potatoes to take product pictures of ice cream
trashpits: I’m in a call with my boyfriend and suddenly out of nowhere he goes “be right back” and I was worried something was wrong but then he sends me this
unclefather: this could be us on Halloween but you are mean to me and hurt my feelings
wonderwoundedhearers: moppsi: dirkstridersplushrump: croozluh: thegoldencrowbar: Trust me, it may look stupid at first… but MY GOD THAT SCREAMING MADE ME LAUGH SO DAMN HARD!! i laughed too hard whoops MY LUNGS WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AIR! WHAT
dean-76: I don’t know who you are my dear but my God you’ve got a gorgeous looking pussy, fucking love it :)
pulpfanfiction: onslaughtsix: tumblewhoreo: Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars What a cockmunch Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off but instead he drew
memorizelife: petite-conne: Oh my god. why in the fuck is this not in my possession? agent provocateur WHY YOU SO EXPENSIVE?!
girthyencounters: “He had a reputation for being huge, so it wasn’t a total surprise. But my God! Staring up at that mammoth fucking dick in person…knowing it was my job to satisfy it somehow…it was intimidating. I needn’t have worried, most
shiftythrifting:i know this is my own fault for buying cds without checking them first but. my god. this is so much worse than the time i bought michelle branch’s Spirit Room and it had the disc for Hotel Paper
underthesamestar: I wrote down everything Masami has told me, but I could miss something, so she said she will write everything for you and post it on Tumblr. Be ready for the (spoiler) Read More so done it couldn’t be undone
dumbbigtittedslut: magnetic–blue: Busty redhead, orgasm. Part 1 of 2. o.o Normally these vids aren’t my cup of tea, but my god, what a body Agreed.
chimeracorp: ofgeography: starshipspirk: becausebirds: Penguins: clumsy but adorable. i never wanted this to end oh my god those are ROCKS the penguins are falling on ROCKS are you OKAY PENGUINS do you need WINGPADS OR SOME OTHER KIND OF SHOCK
Following my snapchat story today I can safely say there’s only a small fraction of people who need to take this on board because I think I spoke to about 20,000 of you who practice this daily! But my GOD there are some nasty people out there and
cosplayhentaiandnudity: Here is the rest of Kayla Erin’s Naruto Sexy Jutsu cosplay. She may be a false advertising snob, but my god that was has a body I want to just fucking wreck. I wonder how she will like my strap on? ;)
owlberta: digbickmclargehuge: wwhatevver-ampora:myheartbeatsliketimpanidrums: spacemen-and-laserguns: MY GOD. THIS SONG HAD BEEN COVERED BY ED SHEERAN. JOHNNY CASH, JACK WHITE AND LIKE EVERYBODY BUT NO ONE DOES IT LIKE THIS KID WITH AN IPHONE. YOU
brakes: I’m looking through my twitpic and I forgot what compelled me to do this but this exists
OH MY GOD I AM FINISHED WITH THIS I kinda rushed the coloring in some places during the end but WHATEVS, its good enough I think. I hope you guys like it ~
askperidotgem: Of course…That’s if I have to confront them before I can go home…((Peridot OUT.I’m going to be taking a small hiatus, but please feel free to submit things in the submit box! I’ll post what’s in there during my time away…Also,
chekhovandowl: I know this is probably not how Giant Woman went down, but I can have my dreams.
glitterweave: dustypalm: chick-fe-latio: heavens-to-murgatroid: If you don’t have me on snapchat you are missing out on some gems. “Nigga she Polish.” I DIED Oh my god😂 Please watch this omfg THIS IS SO FUNNY
Morning routine Ohhh my god, trying to copy that tattoo was torture but sooo worth it
jen-iii: Morning routine Ohhh my god, trying to copy that tattoo was torture but sooo worth it
jen-iii:Cover art for hanasaku-shijin‘s awesome fanfic Sanguine Syrup (Linky—->http://hanasaku-shijin.tumblr.com/post/113558183617/sanguine-syrup)Please everyone go read this because Oh my god
lovelylarayyy:six9oddess:“i’m 4’9 bitch but i still take the SAUSAGE”The last girl had me dying she sounded like she was about to lose her lungs 😂😂
xxmr-linkxx: shestooemotional: talk-crafty-to-me: possumagic: ok but?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? I am their furyI am their patience I am their carbonation OH MY GOD
These r all new episodes that r coming out ( sorry for any spoilers but me and my sis haven’t been on our secret cite that tells us all new episodes for SU and I saw Know your fusion and had to show u)