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adjit:okay but the true otp was eric and that fucking shotgun
bymoffatforbbc: I love the fact we’ve been complaining about Tumblr changes, but then they give us something that actually moves and we’re like
adidas-n-stuff: I never let anyone fuck me because in general I am only top but my god….I would so let this guy fuck me if he wants too
atlassfm: Warcraft - Tyrande Whisperwind“Elune’s Chosen“(and her quilty pleasure) 1080pNever played it. Not even a single minute did I put into WoW. But my god Tyrande is perfect. Patreon & Commissions
ghostcongregation: i have posted this countless times because i seriously can’t stop thinking about this but i feel like no one knows. i feel like i am living with a horrible secret
glumshoe: not to sound like a linguistic prescriptivist but my god communication would be so much easier if you could trust words to mean the same thing to everyone who uses them
echojulietfoxtrot:warningsine:Cunk on Earth | Philomena’s CastleThis is brilliantly performed, but my God the Sound Department for this sequence deserve an EGOT and a Medal of Honor.
legsheelsman: No dress or heels but my God what a body
daringtobeme: Absolutely mesmerising. And yeah of course totally hot… but my god her talent is sooo inspiring 🤯😍
iammegadaddyissues: It’s difficult not to objectify Him. He’s much more than just a big cock and an amazing body. But my god … ! When He fucks you it’s impossible not to fixate on that enormous cock and the startling strength of the Man behind
gorejess117: busyme90: guidetrainlove: Because it’s just so reblogable. This is so sexyJLB Omg. That was really sexy!+Sweet Cheeks Idk who she is or what movie this is but my God this is so sexy
key-baes: Sometimes I think about sad thingsLea and Isa sneaking into the castle for fun, daring each other to go further every time. Lea and Isa eventually being caught - but this time they’re not thrown out the back door - this time they’re taken
kingspongy: indigomuva: archatlas: Kekkilä Green Shed Linda Bergroth + Ville Hara @kingspongy oh my god Yes this is perfect. Just imagine when it rains. The view and the sounds
OH MY GOD GET YOUR HAND OFF THE FUCKING PAPER
listentothisnoise: Perhaps the most terrifying instrument ever devised, the sound of the Death whistle has been described as the “scream of 1000 corpses,” and I can’t help but agree. Listening to the instrument, I was immediately reminded of the
atearsarahjane: thewintersoulja: frappemako: the-one-inside: someottersmarryhedgehogs: noiselesspatientspider: iheartuniversecookies: angelas-extrasandstuff: I would like to share this beautiful passage with all of you, it’s long, but worth
ewokk: kissing is great but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel
tavr0ss:can someone fucking explain to me how a novel that romanticizes abuse and rape is being turned into a feature film that will be released on fucking valentine’s day but consensual romantic love between a gay couple is branded obscene, sick, and
kittencat-dragonpants: mangowho: barrowmans: omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg I don’t have anything
friendlycloud:This so much. Any woman saying that she’s ashamed to be a woman just because one or a few women do something is a fucking idiot. I’ve never seen men apologizing for starting genocides, but let’s all castigate ourselves because one
neilnevins: this episode came out nearly 20 years ago but still feels relevant every time a presidential election starts approaching
nataliaquerida:ourheartsarewildcreatures:Avoid people who:mess with your head.can’t and won’t apologise sincerely.expect you to prioritise them but refuse to prioritise you.intentionally and repeatedly do and say things that they know upset you.5.
sakimichan: I wanted to paint a female version of joker for a long time since I already did Male Harley :3 I had lots of fun designing her “vest”, wanted to make her sexy/powerful and bad ass looking but a bit classy as well. Hope you guys like !I’d
vespertine2001: how is it most straight dudes have no concept that fingering a girl isnt just blindly jabbing into her pussy but instead takes technique to have it actually feel good
cat-pun: i forgot her glasses but lets just say someone is cleaning them for herspeedpaint
fahthur: reblog if u an emotional crybaby but yr also heartless & have no feelings
welcometocaritas: harblkun: krazykitsune: leupagus: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: frostlands: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out “what the fuck is this” “i
spamano-in-china: I hate school.But I don’t hate education.There’s a huge difference.
youkaiyume: The War Boys call him “lucky,” to be favored by the Imperator. The Sisters call him her “support/partner.” Furiosa calls him “reliable.” Max thinks the correct term they’re looking for is “furniture.” But all things
pantsless-serket: catsnuggler: February shouldn’t be 28 days, 29 on a leap year. Instead, we should take the 31st days off two months and give them to February, making it have 30 days for all years. But wait, when’s the leap day, you ask? October
saltcaramels: Turns out that adulthood is basically a long series of conversations about how tired you are, interspersed with smiling sympathetically as someone else tells you how tired they are (but you’re thinking they are not nearly as tired as
kaijukat: have YOU ever wanted to bitch someone out but do it with cats and flowers? Well have I got the sticker set for you!
Reblog if you’re lost in life rn but still trying make shit happen
maherissey: shoutout to all the kids who - grew up smart and lost it when they got to high school and dont know what happened - are so bright but just cant focus academically - are told their effort isnt good enough when in reality they just dont
drhanniballecter: I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin
stability: I may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, I have no idea what the hell im doing
kitsunefantasy: I was a cute pastel punk babe yesterday~ Went and saw a late movie and ate bad food in a parking lot like hooligans afterwards~ But for real tho I’m obsessed with this shirt, I might wear it to the Melanie Martinez concert next month~
thehighbloodprince: there are some typos you let slide, but saying that donald trump was “surprisingly clam” in an interview instead of “calm” is not one of them
Bernie Sanders is like a real life Leslie Knope. All he's trying to do is make this hell hole better but all of the Pawneeins keep putting their faith in Senator Jam. Why is America Pawnee. Why is Trump actually Senator Jam. Why.
gudetamas-mom: I promise you that’s just hip and thigh, nothing too crazy is showing lmao Originally I was like “I need to lose a few pounds before I wear this” but now i’m like ???? nah i look fine. I’m going to a halloween party and me and
ggoing: do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop
masqverades: do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the
captioned-vines: livevinez: I wrote this song to cope. [singing blissfully] “♪ Everybody gets tired! But specifically, today I’m just tired of you! Fu-”
The “ i want to make everyone happy but i barely can make myself happy”squad
lordthundercox: It took me a while to figure out the right way to propose to Max, but I’m pretty damned proud of what I came up with. A “grass type” starter with a wooden inlay. A “fire type” starter which is black with a red gem, and a “water
renrink: SORIEL WEDDING ;A; they were meant to be in a garden, but suddenly they were on a mountain… it works out. Bonus: Keep reading
amalgarn: nobody ever talks about the fact that if you kill everyone but toriel, sans goes to live with her in the ruins and i just
theslowesthnery: a few more wedding things, because wedding things are fun c: but i’m probably done with them now because even though i have lots more ideas, i suck at turning them into pictures :v
inkskinned: do you ever get into a mood where you need like affection and cuteness but you resent that you have to ask for it so you end up just like sulking alone in your bed wishing someone would psychically know that you need cuddling
raintalker: your stomach called for help……but nobody came. Keep reading
shitpostundertale: PART 2!!!!!!! (i managed some of the suggestions but i couldn’t do everything so expect another one of these soon,,,)
queendroid: Alphys: so I made this robot and he may try to kill you but hopefully we wont run into him lol Mettaton:
vapoeron: sapphicfemme: zimmy373: this isn’t even edited I had to Google this because I couldn’t believe it was real…but it is… Ok daphne we see you
searching-for-mercury: okay but consider this: Genos has a Spanish mode like Buzz in Toy Story
atomic-clock: But what if, stay with me here, 4 ruby
after-crisis: lumos-vs-nox: The problem with suicidal thoughts is that they’re not just there when your sad. You’ll be there, chillin, reading a book or talking to a friend and you’ll think ‘This is nice. But do you know what would be better?
mercerism: I just wanted to make an inspirational video but I hit the wrong audio filter
uncomfortable-steven-u: Garnet, but with Ruby’s ridiculous face
