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kristensource: you should have the opportunity to be more than one person with different people, because you have that within you, It’s not like you’re faking it.. If everyone knows you so well and can always get a hold of you, then you’re
Hi daddy! You like my outfit? Aw, I didn’t think it’d hurt your poor wee-wee in its little spiked cage! Daddy, I have to keep you locked up because you have an inferior cock. You don’t ever get to cum, silly boy!Now I’m going out clubbing. I’m
cosmictuesdays: cauda-pavonis: This legit makes me want to cry because I have *never* seen a picture of an older trans man naked. It’s always young guys, usually much younger than me. It’s like we don’t have a future, an adulthood, a middle
There’s a reason white girls keep going black its because they feel like they shouldn’t have to settle for a small cock when they wanna have sex:( study show black cock is good for your health:)
Honey, just because I have a lover and he gives me all the cock I need, it doesn’t mean we aren’t going to have sex. Come here! I hope you like taking a big cock as much as I do.
: “It is said that I’m distant and cold. I’m just someone who’s very shy. I’m not comfortable doing interviews because I have to talk about myself. To talk about yourself, you have to know yourself pretty well and I feel like there are still
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Full res (1 2) 30 Day OTP Challenge: Extra Bonus <Previous - Next> And also my (superlate) Let’s Draw Sherlock entry~ I was having trouble choosing a song because even though I have a lot I could think of art for, I wasn’t getting
I HOPE IT IS OKAY THAT I DID THIS SORT OF MEME THING BY LESMOULES mnmnmn because it looked like everyone was having fun and i wanted to have fun too so I DID
luanneclatterbuck: aspiringpolymath: craxy: I have seen how chub rub can destroy the best pants of our generation. The struggle is real. The damned truth. Most of the jeans I’ve ruined have been because of this. Feckin’ thigh rub.
nicoleships: hhholy— drawin’ emerald in that super cute flowy yoga outfit is gonna have to wait because omgoutfit swapping is MY FAVORITE THING cept nicole’s outfits have like no support oops please go follow this awesome dude just take his
charliedurso: Today is National Suicide Prevention Day, and genuinely i dont have much to say because an issue like this just speaks for itself in the importance there is in stopping it, just all i can say is i know a lot of you on here are having some
verypunnyhorse: 1,000 FOLLOWERS SUPER FANTASTICAL PIN GIVEAWAY! Do you like pins? Do you have a backpack and/or clothes to attach puns pins to? Do you not? DOESNT MATTER! Because I have pins! Attach them to your mom! Attach them to your dad! Attach
cuckoldpleasure: Honestly, I have a better sex life now that I’m married because I have a wonderfully filthy minded husband that likes to share me. fullswap619: So true
Just a note for supporting me - sorry for all this noise I’m just trying to address multiple messages:I do not say this at all* as a suggestion or anything. But just because I have received like 10 messages about this, thought I’d say. I don’t have
…for like two weeks or so, in an attempt to catch up with what I have in my inbox. Which I won’t be able to do, because I have over 30 ideas/requests/questions in my inbox. But yeah, at least if I’m not getting more, I can get things under
(Based on this post)Sorry, I’m not much of an artist… and I don’t have a scanner. Bonus Pearl because I feel like that’s what happens whenever I try to cheer someone up. I love your puntastic texts. Please have a good day!(Submitted by neorescue)
Okay so random question, why the fuck does this video have almost 150k views? You literally only see Arlie’s ass crack, like I don’t understand……….
So, we had an Instagram challenge lined up for this week, but we’re going to hold that until next week, because we have an EMERGENCY, people! Our fearless leader Jason Rothenberg needs followers. Like, a lot. We have almost 20k (!!! which is amazing
carltonjebediahlassiter: having a violence kink is the best thing because it’s like. someone wants to punch me in the face?? beat the shit out of me???? haha joke’s on them now their hand hurts and i have a boner
I find that having my head and neck held down like this while you consider what you will do with me. or because you have decided I need to be more submissive is a huge turn on. It is not really humiliation so much as a demonstration of your power to make
naked-yogi: I feel like I’m going crazy because I have an assignment due tomorrow afternoon that I’ve spent all day today working on and have made zero progress. It’s only supposed to be 3 pages long minimum, but in order to write the lab report
There’s this guy at my school who’s just the perfect resemblance of a younger Haruma Miura and I use to have a crush on him until I noticed that he is such an asshole and every time I see his face I die a little inside because how can you
vazzoom: i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT actually, yes, that’s what they want you to say
xheymoonx: Does anyone else have like several songs that they love but are constantly skipping because the atmosphere has to be just right and you have to be able to completely immerse yourself in it for those few minutes without any distractions
duxwontobey:Representation shouldn’t be a quota and just ‘cause a show doesn’t have at least one of everything doesn’t mean it’s problematic suddenly. I also wanna enjoy my damn taste in dnd podcasts, I can’t think of anything about Critical
twinconstellations: You know, I don’t even care who Lin and Su’s dads are. I just want Zaheer, P’Li, Ming Hua, and Ghazan to have a good reason for kidnapping Korra. Like, maybe they kidnapped her when she was a baby because they wanted to keep
I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: jumpingjacktrash: howtocan: Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them. If you
jumpingjacktrash: howtocan: Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them. If you see smol birbs with few or no
more-like-horgaytio: deadpanwalking: andhumanslovedstories: hey have we ever addressed the fact that Aziraphale has a barber because I have a few questions. namely who why where for how long for what do his hairs grow shaving??? why who perhaps
sule-skerry:guerrillatech:OK the only people I have known who have a garage fridge are Korean and use it for kimchi because they make enough of it they need a Designated Kimchi Fridge, so I get that.But can my fellow white Americans please explain what
So apparently I get around? Idk. I never fucking do anything with anyone nor do I care to try because I’m just here to dance and drink and then BAM I get laid. And I’m just like woah where did this come from. I don’t even know how I
preoprix: Drew my golden ringed babies! (Excluding my Hoopa because… I have no idea how to draw that thing) I’ve noticed most Pokémon I like have gold on them!
nonlinear-nonsubjective: is anyone else annoyed by the stereotype that young people’s phones are a loud and annoying device? because i have never heard anyone under 30 who doesn’t have their phone on vibrate. like 100% of the time if the marimba
tradethugdc: Nothing worse than getting ripped off! Many have taken to social media to voice their diappointment in some of the content these sites have to offer because they felt like they weren’t getting their money’s worth. Well fear not,
colin-howard: I did a doodle challenge with the wonderful Lolly! The theme was Zelda, I honestly don’t have as much of a connection with the N64 great fairies as say, Wind Waker, but I chose to draw this one because I feel like they have much more
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elovers: luciferofficial: having a violence kink is the best thing because it’s like. someone wants to punch me in the face?? beat the shit out of me???? haha joke’s on them now their hand hurts and i have a boner some tumblr users come off
knifeandlighter: i know like intellectually i need to stop smoking. but jesus god i dont want to. It’s because you have the mentality of a child and have a compulsion to do things you are told not to
knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: i know like intellectually i need to stop smoking. but jesus god i dont want to. It’s because you have the mentality of a child and have a compulsion to do things you are told not to fuckin’ right.
maureensowerbutts replied to your post: my sexuality is specificity. they have to look a… I’m so confined within these fences like a mad cunt ;) ladies have a huge space to run about it before they are even close to the edges
organic-shitposting: the year is 2069. i come home from my job at the communism factory to find that my 6 husbands have collectively invited a catgirl into the polycule. i fall to the ground and cry because we already have like 10 catgirls and im the
apfelgranate: some proper vagrants’verse things (for a certain definition of proper anyway). you can blame disqueenunderthemountain for like 60% of this because she has glorious ot3 ideas and i have no self control.
I actually have a meeting tomorrow morning with a parent, which I was discouraged enough over, because it is supposed to be done in 15 minutes and four teachers are supposed to speak during it. but now I’m like. not even interested in existing
I’m dying I’m so out of everything and work is miserable and my life is miserable and I just want to write.I don’t even want to be like ~hey cheer me up~ because I have nothing to offer. I have no energy so I can’t really carry out a conversation.
I’m annoyed. I’m on Route 116 and still have no sightings on Eevee. (I would HIGHLY like one because I have absolutely nothing to use in the first gym that’d deal even partially decent damage.)
brownangelemoji: Third base is having a panic attack in front of your boyfriend for the first time
antis-delete-your-blogs-pls-thx: androgynousblackbox: sugarwerewolfnova: peachy-pro-shipper: your-fave-hates-antis: smarmyanarchist: crazyquilt: smarmyanarchist: all adults have a responsibility toward the safety+well-being of all children they’re
ladynorbert: waltzingwithfire: When asked about sacrifices. “To bring up the term ‘sacrifice’ in relation to our lives, is slightly obscene I’d have thought”. Can I please ask her to come to my aid whenever someone tells me that I will never
audible-smiles: the solar system is probably most purely, simply fun exploratory experience humans will ever get to have, because there’s nobody there! there’s no colonialism and we don’t have to worry about aliens yet, so its just. fun!we just
larryteam: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT DEFAULT MOVIE THEY GO TO BECAUSE THEY WANT TO WATCH ONE BUT CANT THINK OF WHAT O WATCH SO THEY JUST GO WATCH THAT /ONE/
grapes-of-laugh: fidefortitude: fidefortitude: i woke up at 6 this morning, wrote ‘malware is like vampires’ on my notes page, then went back to sleep. @me: what the fuck OH MY GOD BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO INVITE IT IN. YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE MALWARE
infjwriter: underachieved-witch: 2srooky: thegoodlion: soulsoaker: turing-tested: hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is
coelasquid: I get excited when people say they’re watching Fringe because I animated like five seconds in one episode and there’s a chance they might have seen it. I have watched it about ten times
just because i don’t follow u back doesn’t mean i think u have a shitty blog. you might just have posts/fandoms/stuff i don’t really want on my dash. and hey, that’s fine. it’s YOUR tumblr you’re here for you and that’s goodgreatawesome
demonicae: nonlinear-nonsubjective: is anyone else annoyed by the stereotype that young people’s phones are a loud and annoying device? because i have never heard anyone under 30 who doesn’t have their phone on vibrate. like 100% of the time if
