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“I just have to say this, I find it really funny that I always have to cover up with a blanket when I’m touching myself because I have so many posters of bands hanging up on my wall and if I don’t it’s like they’re watching
chelseacharmsshouldruletheworld: I love Her so much. She is so in charge. She’s just like, “Bam! I have These. And because I have These, you don’t have a choice.” Yes, Ma'am…
needstobespanked: Just because I have a friend….over doesn’t mean I don’t have to work as hard. That Actually means I have to work harder….to make sure she sucks his cock just the way he likes it. If I do that good…As a Reward….daddy will
Haha the GPA system is so fucked, my *minor* GPA is barely over a 2.2 because it only includes classes I’ve taken for my minor even though I have made B’s in every single one. Thank you @ the GPA system for letting my above average grades translate
cockatielcutie: being a furry owns because you have a venue to experiment with an idealized self while having a representation of yourself that doesn’t look like Minkus Khan. having total control over a vision of yourself is very fun and interesting.
my sexuality is specificity. they have to look a certain way and stand a certain way and speak a certain way. If they don’t do this or they edge out of these fences i have put them in i am instantly turned off it’s really terrible and i love
hey-fucktruck: teamjanos: ❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Unable to find love because, in addition to the fact I’m fiercely unattractive and I’m not particularly interesting nor talented, my standards have been set unrealistically high after years of mentally
Why does tumblr do this thing where you like and reblog a post…. and they keep recommending the same post to you like yeah of course this is based on my likes because I liked it already!!!
Writing Eren/Armin fic, because if I can’t have a reality that people are trans* and brainsick and have successful friendship then I’m going to write fictional ones that do.
makes wishlists on various websites as if I’m going to be able to afford anything for my birthday/christmas and/or I have friends that like me enough to get me things
brutalfaerie replied to your post “unpopular makeup opinion: i don’t caaare about neutrals or the urban…” I like the pictures of them because shiny. they are pretty in that sense, for sure. but like. sephora is having release parties
onebay1: SMELL LIKE A MAN SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
dragonageconfessions: Confession: It enrages me when people say that a Dwarven romance is like “child molestation” because of the height difference. Seriously? Have you talked to any dwarven woman in the game? They are the most mature and steadfast
I like Steam’s new interface because it fades games/DLC you already own, so I don’t waste my time looking into something I already have
I’m gonna cheat on the art meme and put off Day 5 until Friday when I’ll have more time to work on it (and also hopefully not have a headache like I do right now). I’m also going to pair it with Day 7 because I have an idea for that.
wildguess: Please refrain from posting or recirculating images that have Baltimore protestors’ faces clearly visible. The Baltimore Police Department and Baltimore’s mayor are using social media to identify and arrest demonstrators, and having images
hey guys, I don’t mean to sound like a jerk or anything, but like if you look at leaks and stuff could you, like, not reply to speculation and theory posts about future episodes with information from leaks? It really ruins the fun for people avoiding
incorrectsonicquotes: Tails: “Ben, who is your favorite female fictional character?”Ben: “I would have to say Buffy.”Tails: “And how many pictures of her do you have on your phone?”Ben: “None.”Tails: “Because I just went through my
kay-claire:I used to have a lot of stress dreams about zombies, but nowadays my stress dreams are often about public bathrooms, for some bizarre reason. And I’m going to write them all out here because people say they don’t like hearing about dreams
codenamecesare:taymonbeal:pistachi0n:Sometimes when I go hundreds pages deep into people’s Tumblr archives, I find really funny posts and I weigh the pros and cons of liking/reblogging them.Pros: I’ll have access to them later because they’re fucking
I feel like I have this underlying desire to feel clever and intelligent. The idea of debates and having my wit tested, are appealing. On the other hand I am full of self doubt and I’m not sure I really have the mind for those sorts of things.
the-kingy: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers. Eren Week: Day 7 - Happy Birthday
kaelenar: I understand and respect everyone’s right to have their own opinion, but just because you have one, doesn’t mean you have to blow someone’s inbox up telling them what you think. Don’t like a story or a plot line? Don’t read it.
knightsolaireofthesun: I love SCP because you have things like SUPER DANGEROUS ULTRA SENTIENT FLESH VIRUS THAT HAS POTENTIAL TO DESTROY THE WORLD MUST CONTAIN AT ALL COST GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR POOR SOULS And then you have Half cat
pistachiozombie: knightsolaireofthesun: I love SCP because you have things like SUPER DANGEROUS ULTRA SENTIENT FLESH VIRUS THAT HAS POTENTIAL TO DESTROY THE WORLD MUST CONTAIN AT ALL COST GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR POOR SOULS And then you have Half cat
maya-runs-the-world: tbh I really like my generation because I feel like we have a “we deserve more than we’re getting” mentality and I feel like older generations are like “you can’t always be happy” and “you can’t always do what you
bpdcipherro: I love faking a warm and engaging personality, even though I’m exhausted, because people Have to like me, I Have to be the best, and I Have to be universally loved :^)
You know why Tumblr doesnt show in our pages how many followers do we have like Twitter or Facebook? Because Tumblr is not a competition, is not about how many followers do we have, or how many messages do we have, its about feelings, its about expressing
deadgoliath: instagramsci: alexeikaramazov: brittanysaysrelax: I feel so bad for her. I wonder if he really thought he was doing something. What do the workers have to do with company policies. That’s like me going into Walmart and berating the
omg it’s so freaking weird when people who have nothing in common with my blog (according to what I find on theirs) like shit from my tumblr I’m like how the fuck did you find me anyway? AND YOU DON’T EVEN GET THE JOKES THAT THESE
lucidnee: goingn4thekill: lucidnee: GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME i have the most beautiful daughter who i am so very fucking proud to call my own. i love my child. i hope people that make posts like these dont have children because you seem like you
How about I just say I really like all the blogs I follow and if you guys have ever done something to annoy me it was super, super minor because if there has been something you said that REALLY has bothered me you would have been unfollowed by now.
i want to get so much better with my art, like draw full pieces and more refined things, i usually end up just drawing doodles just to have something to post because im so busy with commissions and other stuff that i don’t have the time to do refined
faxmachine: I think the reason why the phrase “I’m not like most girls” annoys me so much is because women have been conditioned to feel like they have to disassociate themselves from the female gender to be recognised as an interesting human being
popular girl names in my culture’s language are so beautiful i have to have like six children to use them all (because i would use some as middle names) bloop i have been picking and modifying names for my future children since 7th grade
i need male friends who don’t want to sleep with me. i have like…one.i miss having male friends.i miss having male friends who aren’t my friend mostly because they want to fuck me.
where-the-wildlings-are: johnniewaswolf: i need male friends who don’t want to sleep with me. i have like…one. i miss having male friends. i miss having male friends who aren’t my friend mostly because they want to fuck me. Am I the one you
badjewess: prestidigitates: badjewess: Honestly I know most ppl prefer Stephen over Damon because he’s like ethical and shit, but he’s like ~good~ to the point of manipulative sometimes, like at least Damon lets it all hang out like you never have
dudes hook up and think because it’s a hookup that they don’t have to eat pussy. well if that’s the case, then i don’t have to suck your dick. why is oral sex for you considered standard and yet mine is considered “specialty”? 🤔 get
my little brother was like why do we never have sharpners in our house… i thought to my self “oh i have a lot of them but you wouldn’t want them because they have no blades …. ”
thighclapper: vegan-vulcan: baebly: this cow is prettier than me Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks” Fun fact: “cow-eyed”
unsuccessful-metalbenders: stinkyminaj: i like my men how i like my chocolate: rich well gorl lucky you christmas seems to have come early for a certain someone because I HAVE ARRIVED
pyrlspite: 2019 we have to stop being weird about having liked homestuck cause some of that shit was sick as hell and im gonna go out on a limb and say that we were kids who really liked something we thought was cool because it was cool and on a grand
smileymileyzbong: My life is like editing an html code because I have no idea what I’m doing and I feel like the rest of the world does and once in a while I do something right and I have no idea how I did it but I just go with it
lattefoam:women’s pants should have reinforced inner thighs i swear to god if i have to keep replacing my jeans every few months simply because i have thighs and i like to walk….
inner-loveandpeace: thighclapper: vegan-vulcan: baebly: this cow is prettier than me Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”
kyleehenke: It’s totally crazy how people say that I look like I’m having so much fun being me, because that couldn’t have been farther from the truth not all that long ago? I literally spent the majority of my life hating myself and being disgusted
i think i liked it better when you didn’t have your follower count on the front page cause it just said I lost one. …iM SORRY I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME ON ANOTHER BLOG BYE ;u;
can I have this dance? i can feel you all judging me shut up i like this song anyways, right here Miku is teaching Luka how to dance and Luka is a bit nervous (if it wasn’t obvious ahaha i like to make sure u guys know whats up)
remember when weiss asked blake individually if she wanted to have some coffee w/ herand blake the damn cool kid said “tea” because she cant with coffee and weiss was like just like cool we outand then they did just that
hangover-zoid: I love this scene because you have Reiner talking about titan assholes, and then you have the girls’ “what the fuck Reiner” faces, Connie is beside himself, Jeans like “omfg Reiner das gay”, And there’s Bertholdt like “Reiner
