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nymphoninjas: You can save this for next week if you’d like because I know it doesn’t fit the theme. I just got really sad browsing all the pictures of people with their pets because I have none which is crazy because I’m a total weirdo for animal
irisfuckdoll: Like all protective American moms, I’m very protective of my son and disapproves all of his girlfriends, not because they’re too slutty, but because they have no idea how to take a cock that big. This new one, Iris, I like alot, she
I should have known..oh well, I’ll get it fixed. (A very late response to this post because I’m a super lazy butt. And if you don’t follow askcminus then you totally should)
zozoscommissions: So things haven’t been very great in the financial area lately so I decided to open up commissions again. So like usual extra characters are ũAll SFW commissions will be accepted and I will not be drawing NSFW(I will accept blood
jessenia-senia: thighclapper: vegan-vulcan: baebly: this cow is prettier than me Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”
thighclapper: vegan-vulcan: baebly: this cow is prettier than me Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks” Fun fact: “cow-eyed”
mrbluehat: pookiesfamily: “So dad, I have an idea…” “Please tell me it doesn’t have anything to do with me stopping using condoms with you. Because I really like your hot little cute body they way it is, like I’ve said many
man, having the shutters on all our windows and doors is pretty disorienting cause we can’t look outside and theres no natural light in the house, it feels like nighttime but its morning/day and we have lamps onits weird because it feels like night
After posting all of that I’m having second thoughts about it for the 30000th time. I like to think that I don’t draw lewd stuff because I want to please people. It’s because I actually like drawing it. And I try to keep it genuine,
I have been having a couple rough days with my lengthened commute to my new job giving me more time alone in my head than I have have to deal with recently. I can tell that the meds are working because I have not shut down entirely like I would have
My queue is out of control. People make such good content, I have like, 200 queued posts of all you sexy people. I could drop dead and no one on tumblr would know for like, weeks because I have that much stuff in my queue. So basically what I’m trying
paintgod: Being a girl in this world is honestly so strange like do u know how much we miss out on because we are scared? How much of the night We don’t get to see because walking around alone is too dangerous? Do u notice the way girls walk at night,
You know he brought it up at work today?(Because it’s not something I’m keen on to bring things up like that and demand answers or make things awkward…so left it to him to do if he felt like it…sorry)He worded as *I* am the one who canceled on
prokopetz: imedude: prokopetz: imedude: prokopetz: virovac: prokopetz: I love animals that are, like, the opposite of cryptids: we know for a fact they exist and have a clear idea of what they look like because we have photographs and individual
lucidnee: goingn4thekill: lucidnee: GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME i have the most beautiful daughter who i am so very fucking proud to call my own. i love my child. i hope people that make posts like these dont have children because you seem like you
heloisedevillefort: do you ever suddenly remember that some people actually have perfect vision and don’t wear glasses because they don’t need them and just stare into space for like 10 minutes wondering what that’s like
claryfightwood: the extent to which straight people don’t get gay humour is incredible like the whole thing is a satirisation of how gay people have been treated for years like the reason we say “___ is for gays only” is because yall have been going
yatose: we should have a Fugo Week because i feel like not many people in the jojo fandom like him and this kid really needs more love so uhhh it would be amazing to have a week only for himplease tell me i’m not alone I agree but I think it should
hvit-ravn: ‘kili? what the- what are you doing in my bed?!’ ‘nothing..’ ‘it’s because you had a nightmares again?’ ‘n-no!’ ‘it’s okay now. if you-‘ ‘i said-‘ ‘i know what you said. but i want to tell you that you can sleep
condesces: ilvalentinos: like i honestly can’t even be disgusted or surprised because this is just so in character of d&d way to miss the fucking point of the entire fucking nature of the cersei/jaime relationship like not only did you miss the
ponpox: I’m really not feeling up to it tonight. I don’t know what it is but something feels off. That’s why this is so sketchy, I’m too tired to put too much effort into anything but I felt like something like Josuyasu would make me feel better
dermatillorama: hey just so u know I’m here for the girls who have slept with people who they didn’t like and girls who look back on old hook ups and feel gross. girls who have slept with people because they needed the sexual validation but had bad
exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: seasons-gredence: seasons-gredence: seasons-gredence: have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets? because they’re great full album here i can’t believe
faxmachine: I think the reason why the phrase “I’m not like most girls” annoys me so much is because women have been conditioned to feel like they have to disassociate themselves from the female gender to be recognised as an interesting human being
dance-like-a-tree replied to your post:hello friend I have a question for you. or well two. First, do you have a gif or know where I can get one of Steven and Ame high fiving? Like, from Laser Light Cannon. Also, who is the little cutie in your sidebar?
petalpanic: “Why do children screw up so much???????” That’s like literally asking why birds have to fly. I couldn’t take that post seriously, especially after that comment. Like, kids are learning, they mess up, because that’s
I still have a headache like I’ve had for the past few days. Everyone else in the house has been getting sick so I’m assuming this is just me getting sick too and the only symptom I have is a headache or something. It does feel like a sick
What I would really like is some info on the system requirements because looking into Game Wizard, it requires iOS 8.0 which isn’t available on iPhone4 (which is the phone I have) and it seems likely if that requires 8.0 then Attack the Light will
I have such a dumb sense of humor that I’m already like really amused at the general concept of the Diamonds being on Earth because they’re just Too Big for everything. Like, Homeworld is all Diamond-sized since everything is geared towards them but
i am literally hurting myself right now trying to figure out a ship name for mizuki and kou because like koumizu and mizukou are used for mizuki and koujaku and it’s like no thAT’S NOT WHAT I WANT.
estheticflux:i usually delete because I have never felt pretty enough… for years. I was the only black girl in my classes and I would come home and just cry for hours because I didn’t like being “different” because of my skin tone or hair. I
sweatercrab: you wanna be friends with an artist because you admire their personality?? that s awesome! you wanna be friends with an artist because you have similar interests? no problem! you wanna be friends with an artist because you like their art??
erosdiary: Older men are my favorite to fuck. Not because they have more experience or because they’ve proven their masculinity or anything. It’s because they like to think they’re in control. Oh sure, it’s their dick that’s doing the
brujahinaskirt:25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going
hooterhorror:enigmaticpink:“you only like villains because you want to fix them” actually I like them because I want a villain who’s absolutely terrifying and ruthless to everyone, except for me, their cute s/o. Get it right 🙄the
worried about something !!! but it will get figured out because I have done everything I can right now. I just need to have more patience because everything will be fine and work out like it always does in the end.
greetings:telling someone they can’t be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can’t be happy because others have it better
caffeine-fiend: mattypwhatwhat: I don’t under stand racism because people are like eggs some have light shells and some have dark shells but there’s no point differentiating them because they all taste the same once you crack them open and empty
brujahinaskirt: 25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going
greetings: telling someone they can’t be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can’t be happy because others have it better
joshpeck: being a dj on the radio must suck because you have to act like you like everyone song that is played and you would have to play songs you don’t like if i was a dj on the radio i’d probably just end up playing my favorite song 300 times
minajuana-blog: “I want to set the right example and, at the same time, live my life. I feel like pop stars can’t be rock stars anymore because they have to be role models, and it takes the fun out of it for us, because we just want to have fun with
my toes are itching like little fuckers and there is absolutely nothing I can do because I hate wearing socks and ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR SOCKS FOR THESE STUPID CHILBAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT MY TOES THEY
brujahinaskirt: brujahinaskirt: 25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like
ixnay-on-the-oddk: crackedzionshead: ixnay-on-the-oddk: Or you should ask because women have been conditioned to keep quiet and just take it even when we don’t like something because we’re afraid of the way men will react, or that girls have to
disimba: No wiser words have been said every dog i have ever met loves me…except for my brother’s dog. my mom thinks it’s because i look like someone my dog was around as a puppy who he doesn’t like.it’s really annoying. like excuse
killerkurves: emmabailey: It kind of amazed me how upset people got about my body. Just because I look the way I look it offended and angered people that I liked myself. Its kind of funny really, like I’m supposed to be miserable because I have a
You know why girls have so many insecurities? It’s because we have to be sexy. We have to be a great friend or an amazing girl friend. We have to weigh 100Ibs to look like the Victoria’s Secret models. We have to find the perfect dress so no bitch
cannon-fannon: brujahinaskirt: 25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like
cannon-fannon: brujahinaskirt: 25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m
bugcore: “people shouldn’t hate things just because it’s popular!” look man i’d rather just have someone up and admit they hate something because other people like it instead of trying to call it the Most Problematic Thing Ever because they
Oh yeah? Over-analyzing it? I guess you don’t give a fuck about all the people who aren’t represented by this video. About all the people who aren’t considered conventionally attractive, who have bigger body types, who have acne, who actually look
Thanks for looking out but a) I wasn’t drunk/didn’t get drunk b) it was my partner and friends, not strangers and most importantly, c) I chose to drink the beer? I didn’t do it because of them, I did it because I wanted to.
