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lancrebitch: wrecknician: cardozzza: coffee-and-eugenics: kaijuslayer: I’m very glad that movies like Pacific Rim and Fury Road and The Force Awakens are as colorful as they are, because I am really, really tired of desaturated movies. I’m glad
jnailer46: my-dirty-bitch-wife: That’s because I am hoping you would do it some day
iandmyfamily: My mom has a huge ass, which works for me because I am an ass lover. She caught me checking her out today when she bent over to pick up her phone. She raised her eyebrow at me, but didn’t say anything. That night, she sent me this picture.
ahnomnom1980: I am going to knock you up because I know that pussy needs primal fucking.
keshawood-deactivated20140918: “Just because I’m sassy and have a mouth on me doesn’t mean I’m coming from a negative place. There’s irony in what I do; that gets overlooked. I’ve listened to a lot of rap where men talk a certain way, often
radiicvl: unimpressedcats: scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground
jjongie-poo: if u think im always online its because i am I wasn’t expecting that reply at all Σ(ﾟдﾟlll)
knock-me-up-already: emptyhead424: Her (v/o): Whoops. These pajamas no longer fit over the bump. Guess I have to sleep with my belly hanging out. It’s a real tragedy, I know. If I sound sarcastic, that’s because I am. See, I did this on purpose.
armellin: As I got close to 5000 followers milestone I decided to start a new GIVEAWAY! It’s not kind of a big deal, but I thought it could be a nice thing to do, because I am so grateful and flattered that you are following and inspiring me! THANK
rapunzelie: Were any of you planning on informing me that Will Smith’s full name is Willard and not William because I am SO fucked up about this i can’t believe thi s
fun-4-us: stangheaven: fun-4-us: Random pics… because I am bored and I can! Damm!!!…dat body’s on fire too!!!all this hotness is giving me a bustin’ outa the skin hard-on!!! @fun-4-us. Gimme a close up of that tattoo!!💓💓💓😎 Lol
wispytearz: hobovampire: flatbear: the actual best part in this is Clint standing behind Steve’s shoulder in the fourth gif, and his face is saying ‘Who the fuck is this? Did he just show up on a scooter? Are we REALLY that hard up? Because I am
sweet-rainnn: radiicvl: unimpressedcats: scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground l-0corocco
oldmanstephanie: ssj14goku: ssjgssjgoku: who let the dogs out but with a “WHO” on every single beat http://puu.sh/iHr9a/d492b8c9e3.mp3 my cursor has been hovering over that link for the last five minutes because I am trying to mentally prepare
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST A CAT CAME UP THE STAIRS AND IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMEONE COMING INTO THE HOUSE AND I NEARLY LOST MY SHIT BECAUSE I AM NAKED IN A HOUSE THAT I’M HOUSESITTING
awed-frog: Academia problem n. 734: a friend of mine was just kinkshamed by a patronizing tax man because Ma’am, you can’t claim books about demons as a ‘job expense’ and she had to spend 45 minutes on the phone to explain him that, well, as
striffyisme: striderai: forwhateveryouwant: imagine-sebstan: thenightling: woodelf68: moneysltd: moldyfingers: termytheantisocialbutterfly: libertarirynn: Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very
arael:I will never catch covid because I am not that kind of girl
Your 20s suck because you’re being stupid, figuring out your life and literally making mistakes every other second. You’ll get over it. I promise it get better you just gotta stick around to make the life you want it’s so hard.
closetedfaggot: letsbadme: groovygaysex: Yes, I enjoy it a LOT. I absolutely love it when I cum in my lover’s mouth or he cums in mine, and then we kiss deeply and share it. It is pretty fucking gay to do this, but that is okay because I am pretty
I like getting an iced carmel macchiato from Starbucks because at first it’s like carmel milk and you’re like yo where’s the coffee and then its like oH YOU WANT COFFEE HERES FIVE SHOTS OF EXPRESSO HAHAHA SUFFER.
chop-stuff: Started watching Ore Monogatari because I am trash and saw gifs that made me smile.I regret nothing, this show is pure sugar and sparkles and I enjoy how positive it is. It could easily turn down a typical romance drama road but then it takes
muffinpines: I wanted to try to do one of those art challenge things! Super fun…I tried to do styles that not many people do but I gave in and did a lot of the ones everyone does… (I didn’t do most of the backgrounds because I am lazy I just added
So here’s my rewrite of the ending because yes I am that salty.
c2oh: sometimes it may seem I keep drawing the same thing over and over and that’s because I am and I’m not gonna stop until I can figure out what I’m doing.
yesclosetsissy: mysissyspace: I don’t classify myself with any sexual labels but I do love being called a sissy faggot :) that’s all I jerk off - because I am a sissy faggot
ambelle: queenconsuelabananahammock: hotsaucekilledbecky: meezumaki: champagnemoon: this is really me with any Mary j Blige song lmao!!!! IM DEAD BECAUSE THIS IS MY FAVORITE MARY J BLIGE SONG AND I AM THAT UNCLE Who made this recording of me…
horcruxs: it may seem like i’m always online and that’s because i am
l-o-v-e-l-y-d-i-s-n-e-y: princessdogfish: gigantorthemooseking: It’s funny because “I am retired” in Greek is “Είμαι συνταξιούχος,” which is two words. FDHGFJHGFJHLSVKDRGSD;V OH MY GODS THAT IS A NEW LEVEL OF BRILLIANCE
a-little-insane: when does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that
missuscarlikins: Dearest followers I know I don’t greet you anymore because I am a lazy ass, but you should know every time I see that little number go up I smile. So thank you for clicking follow even though I’m a ball of issues. Sincerely,Me
thegeekagenda: she didn’t say ‘because i am the best woman there was!’ she doesn’t claim to be ‘not like other women’ she doesn’t villify other women and suggest that she’s an exception she calls dat shit out yeah
debrides: I THINK I AM ALLOWED TO BE AS PROUD AND OBNOXIOUS ABOUT MY SELF ESTEEM AS I WANT BECAUSE I BUILT THAT SHIT UP FROM THE GROUND
@myself why are you so weak when it comes to stickers?they’re pieces of paper that stick to things? you do not need them? stop this
nataliasbarton: thetravelinghufflepuff: hufflepuff/slytherin friendships are the best and most terrifying thing ever because i am positive that if 2 people were two take over the world it would be a slytherin and a hufflepuff Did you mean: (x)
just because I am different it does not mean that I have a disorder
everlaurk: “If I were just your average 23-year-old girl, and I called the police to say that there were strange men sleeping on my lawn and following me to Starbucks, they would leap into action. But because I am a famous person, well, sorry,
slimeystrings: That moment when you grow up and start a family, and you have to stop being a satanic sex god. It’s funny because I am a virgin.
supagirl: Shirley: Pierce, what was that? Pierce: Gum. Annie: Why aren’t you chewing? Pierce: Because I am using my mouth for this dumb conversation.
kittysmashh: kittysmashh: Daddy got me a new maid outfit for when I do chores. Washing the dishes was definitely way more enjoyable today. 🎀 More to come~ It’s funny that this post got some action again because I am cleaning the house in it for
goldengalanor: Two of my favorite pages/drawings from the KNK Creator’s Message Book (because I am a biased little shit that’s why lol)
gigaprince: anon asked: if you are not busy, haikyuu boys as magical girls?? i made these at 3 am and they are a disaster you deserve better anon………also i made akimiya at the last minute because i love
amightyfaggot: illumnus:Still one of my all time favourite pokemon gifs because I am psyduck. this makes me so mad why did you let psyduck set up the camera there are more than 19+ humans that could of done this job and done it better too. like why
hotunromancablenpc:someone: are you like just like friend-flirting with me or are you like, really flirting with me or are you just really gayme: honestly let me know when you figure that out because i am also very confused about what i’m going
2small4her: I promised my Hubby that you wouldn’t cum inside me because I am off the pill for a month.
mikalopsia: Did I mention that I’m cute? Because I am.
princess-stabbity: thetravelinghufflepuff: hufflepuff/slytherin friendships are the best and most terrifying thing ever because i am positive that if 2 people were two take over the world it would be a slytherin and a hufflepuff
dirtykarissa: She is smiling because she knows that I am about to come in and lick up all her golden goodness. Yummy! Mmmm you kissing n pissing, funnel baby?
crawdaunt:straightboyfriend: humorking: if you call yourself hot i will find you extremely unattractive no matter how actually hot you are why? is it because you’re scared of confidence? what’s wrong with someone knowing they’re attractive.
lolipop-creampie: oppaigoten: hentaicolosseum: More Sorceress because I am now in love haha Once again thanks to that Anon!! lolipop-creampie Perfect!
I haven’t taken them out yet because u am afraid to but what my piercer said is that everyone’s body will ready differently but the holes in the nipples so close quickly- within a few days. I want to eventually change my barbells for something prettier,
