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biblogdude: Sweet cock bro would love to get a taste of it colorslashmotion: Feeling frisky in the dark. I wanted to try black and white in this manner because I am just oh so classy. Look at that class. Look at it.
doctmbl: wmshakespeare: I’m always in the mood for that! So glad because so am I 😍😍
defranco: I posted a new vlog and I guess it is resonating with people. Check it out if you haven’t.Also side note I am “pinning” this post because I think that people need to remember to be themselves. :-pLove yo faces, Philip DeFranco Phil
Wow I look like a good person in this picture. Like someone you’d trust to hold a baby or watch your stuff while you pee. But don’t do that because I am a buffoon.
nothingcanstopthejuggernaut: This is why I am staying as far away from Skylanders as possible There’s, like, several packs of the same characters. No way someone got all these for themself. Just sayin’
rasamune: artemispanthar: “I don’t like Steven Universe because it panders to tumblr” What? What does that even mean? It means “it has brown people and women with agency in it” more of an airhorn than a dogwhistle funny how its only
Where’s that “*cleans glasses* *glasses now harder to see out of than before*” post because I am having this problem right now
spooksdale: today i went to a lecture about eyes/sight and the presenter showed us that scallops actually have a zillion little blue eyes and now i am afraid of scallops (x)(x)
My little sister is playing Lego Star Wars and she asked “Hey, how come I always hear people say like “Luke, I am your father.”? And they always do it with, like, a Darth Vader voice.”so I said “Well, because Darth Vader is Luke’s father.”and
I am so out of it right now, I’m not entirely sure anything I’m writing is coherent (or at least, I keep having to rewrite everything 20 times because it doesn’t seem to make sense to me). I should probably just call it a night and go to sleep,
I think the first thing you have to do to be a SU storyboarder is draw some hands. Like you gotta show you have a handle on hands, you gotta have that down. Because there’s so many hands, even more so than the normal amount of hands you got just by
shithowdy: this was a fun project!! i’m reuploading the first one so they can be side-by side are you sick of this character yet i reused the same spell circle that i drew for the first one because i am l a z y
pumpkinlass:Took a quick break from commissions today because I am fully aware that no one will ever commission me for the AC mouse villagers 😂WHICH IS FINE! I’ll do it myself for myself!
I slept terribly last night. I’m really getting sick of these sexual thoughts. I am literally scared of sex/relationships, and I keep having visions of sexual things. Its really getting to me. I barely feel comfortable in my own damn bed because
liz-x-adventure: graphiteknight: He was counting on me… and I failed him. ((I’m so relieved I’m not the only one. That 3DS just cannot tell when I am winking at all. Or when I have to go “wide-eyed” most of the time. It just hates my eyes
valkyrienart: Happy Butt-day Kyrie! Spellblade Kyrie’s day was celebrated with her friends Andariel Nightwood and Teril Truepath down in Booty Bay (because I am milking the fuck out of that scene) enjoying some proper sailor’s rum, cake and strutting
i-am-loki-of-asgard-and-i-just: americugh: When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
davidisbeyonce: foreveralone-lyguy: faxmessage: foreveralone-lyguy: Fun fact: French fries are actually made from French People thats not true, they are made from potatoes. (i know because i am a french fry engineer) Yes it is and there’s no such
thegeekagenda: she didn’t say ‘because i am the best woman there was!’ she doesn’t claim to be ‘not like other women’ she doesn’t villify other women and suggest that she’s an exception she calls dat shit out yeah
lancrebitch: wrecknician: cardozzza: coffee-and-eugenics: kaijuslayer: I’m very glad that movies like Pacific Rim and Fury Road and The Force Awakens are as colorful as they are, because I am really, really tired of desaturated movies. I’m
alyx-nsfw: It is a big shame, because I am not that much into this Harley Quinn design as I’ve been into most others, and this is the one all porn is going to be based on
beautifulways12: Beautiful Women & Young Teenagers That Love Their Bodies Secure and confident I’m a girl who is not shaving because I am beautiful from the day I was born..
blackphoenix77: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: cheskamouse: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: cheskamouse: anne’s story by shiniez HOLY FUCK I JUST CAME :D I am a terrible person because I hate that Deviant Art makes it be censored.. He must update more,
If any of you are voting for or supporting Mitt Romney today, I want you to go find the nearest woman, look her in the eyes and tell her, “I am voting for Mitt Romney because my tax break matters more than your healthcare and well being. I would rather
godesssiri: I thought I’d post more Luc Schuiten because I am in love with his work. I mean, look at this: Isn’t it beautiful? Here’s what it looks like inside: Here’s a 3D model: Imagine if all that glass was solar-collector glass. It’s
nekobrittany: thedanaaddams: keilian: thedanaaddams: whereisthebepis: Hahahaha, it’s funny because she won’t get the job, since she is overqualified, and young part-time workers are cheaper. Anyone who thinks our generation are lazy, unambitious
chibicrow: Those of y’all who follow me on Twitter might have seen this already, but shoot, the rant is going here because I am so done with the “Yuzu has become such a terrible character in just one episode” comments. Not so casual reminder that
missuscarlikins: Dearest followers I know I don’t greet you anymore because I am a lazy ass, but you should know every time I see that little number go up I smile. So thank you for clicking follow even though I’m a ball of issues. Sincerely,Me
lunarhythms: does anybody care that im a real person behind this blog because i am hello
ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”
fiona-so: a-bitter-form-of-refuge: angry-moth-noises: freckledtrekkie: teamfreekickass: paging-doctorfaggot: IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS OH MY GOD NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR
I am possessed of a heart that can’t be trusted.
scythesenju: fma meme: favorite ship↳ al and may (¾) “excuse me! who is this woman al?!” “no it’s not like that she’s just a friend!! wait… why am i explaining this like i was cheating on her or something…”
wxnslow-archived-deactivated201: I will never force a ship on you. That being said, I do sometimes get ahead of myself and get excited really early in regards to relationships. If I am ever pushy or making you uncomfortable, please do not hesitate to
idkimoutofideas: awkward-fallen-angel: rustboro-city: hailhydrangeas: visual-hana: comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember. this is how you make “gay jokes” folks having two parents of any gender would suck because when
bigeisamazing: I don’t do the whole “respect your elders” thing. It’s 2015. No. I’m a grown man. That elder is also an adult. There needs to be a mutual respect from the jump because these old folks are quick to verbally disrespect you
kawaiirun: “Don’t worry, Breda. We all think you look great. Especially Jean.” thought i’d post some doods (doodles)first one is actually a scene from a bravoc fanfic i wrote because i am TRULY that desperate. second one is sort of a continuation
justformylittle:It is nice that she is not afraid of the bark or the bite. She may be little, but she won’t let me win just because I am bigger.
dadsfamilyandfriends2: Coach Gibbons likes to post him fucking me on his own blog. The web is amazing because I am always running into endlessly reblogged pics and gifs that are actually him and me. Very cool, but kinda strange too.
trixystix: blue-starr-in-the-sky-port: Digital sketch in the works~ I bet a few of my followers already know who this is, based off of my last piece of fan art I posted. Gotta love that moody expression haha XD another mobile reblog because I AM OGLING
radiicvl: unimpressedcats: scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground
nataliasbarton: thetravelinghufflepuff: hufflepuff/slytherin friendships are the best and most terrifying thing ever because i am positive that if 2 people were two take over the world it would be a slytherin and a hufflepuff Did you mean: (x)
grammylesslana: “I think people think that I look really petite because I am, however, I’m also really giant and really strong.” Alaska in Scared Famous: Episode 1.
Rancid♥ Yes, please…because I am tired of thousands of posts of THAT tattooed fake fuck punk band. Yeah, you know who I’m talking about.
hc that koujaku is actually super cranky when he has to wake up too early and sometimes, because noiz has an obscure sleeping schedule, noiz would be up to shower him in gross domestic lovey-dovey shit to make his day better. like he’d have a simple
thebiggestdouchebagintheuniverse: attributeblessed: PewDiePie is doing voting for the next game he should pick and I am so goddamn angry that DMMD is one of the choices. Here’s a link to the voting video. Please guys, pick anything but DMMD. Pewds
so is that madden giferator thing the meme of the month or what.
moonsterm: denlusion: i am not sure what the heck is noiz even doing, i just wanted to see these two together because NOTP. he probably licked koujaku or sth, i don’t know. anyways, i haven’t been able to go online lately, so i’m just going to
danpee: I am so glad I finally did Koujaku’s route because oh man this fucker right here
sailorpalinstrashcan: i accidentally dramatical volleyball lesbians au on twitter last night and it got out of hand because i liked the idea so so very much okay
horcruxs: it may seem like i’m always online and that’s because i am
dratori: thegeekagenda: she didn’t say ‘because i am the best woman there was!’ she doesn’t claim to be ‘not like other women’ she doesn’t villify other women and suggest that she’s an exception she calls dat shit out yeah Yeah in
sassymccoy: no but women are so badass okay because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry that is some suave superhero shit and
