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❝ If I were just your average 23-year-old girl, and I called the police to say that there were strange men sleeping on my lawn and following me to Starbucks, they would leap into action. But because I am a famous person, well, sorry, ma’am, there’s
Honestly, I haven't been posting about my sugar life in the past few weeks because I am really embarrassed about the events that have unfolded and until I can straighten out my life I am unsure about what to share or where to start :(
i still apologize often, not because i am me, but because being me some times means making choices to separate mai self from others who are committing acts that i cannot accept. Sadism, racism, paranoid fear and hate mongering lies, slavery, false prophe
fucking-sale-gosse: When my Boss is in a meeting, I am the only one with the permission to go back to his office because he knows that I am able to get him any contract through my talents… Quand mon Boss est en réunion, je suis le seul à avoir l'autorisat
thelovelybrokenwhore: I don’t deserve to orgasm, but I edge everyday, keeping myself so horny and wet, because good girls don’t cum. So please, help me keep my orgasm far far away. Because I am better when I’m kept wet and needy. I want to see that
albarquq: A WIP because I am feeling bad and I need my OTP to distract myself.They’re dating. Pharah was the one that asked him out first because he was too shy to initiate anything. :P this already looks amazing
splitbandit: splitbandit: 100 Themes: LoveZuko and Katara from ATLA, in dedication to that one post that points out that they were basically perfect for each other. YOU GUYS 250 NOTES I LOVE YOU ALL AND AM SO FLATTERED
I’ve been doing a lot better since I moved! Internet should be back this week :D*internal screetching*My birthday is the 14th, my ass is going to be able to have regular streams again. I am regulating the food that is bough so i can’t eat
littledickwanker: small-penis-hangout: Let me get my camera, because I am going to want to remember that pretty pussy when I am tugging on my little pecker later tonight. OMG I love when beautiful girls insult my tiny peepee
I need so badly to kneel and bow my head as you put my collar on, letting me know that you accept me as I am, that you take on the responsibility of loving me, all of me, the submissive in me. I need you to believe that you deserve this because I know
When you are tying me and I am so quiet and still, head bowed, eyes seemingly unfocused, that is because I am so attuned to everything you are doing; the brush of your knuckles against my skin, the tug and pull of the rope as you tie the knots, your breat
Hi friends, I have been having really super fun, super depraved sex with a new human that I have a crush on for basically two days straight and I am living my best kinky life and wanted to let you all know ✨
incorrect48quotes:Takamina, pointing to Sayaka: I am so glad she’s single because I am gonna climb that like a tree.
momentary-ecstasy:I procrastinate so much now that if I ever become a vampire I will literally put things off for centuries.
ultrafacts: Takeda Castle is special because of the breathtaking view it presents on autumn mornings (between sunrise and 8 am). That’s when a thick mist hangs over the sky because of a sharp drop in overnight temperatures. The effect created by the
You know he brought it up at work today?(Because it’s not something I’m keen on to bring things up like that and demand answers or make things awkward…so left it to him to do if he felt like it…sorry)He worded as *I* am the one who canceled on
motiveweight: thechurchofcelebrity: I put these together because I am sick of reading girls putting themselves down on tumblr because they don’t look like any of these women. There are things called high end cosmetics and photoshop that make these
stevita: 0nigum0: stevita: 0nigum0 replied to your post:I am probably going to have to freeze that giant…I would so want to be your live-in feedee. I’m good at getting rid of pesky leftovers ;)good because I am starting to get on even my own nerves
St. Felix (Gars am Inn, Germany) “He arrived at the town’s monastery church in the 17th century and was credited with an important miracle — it was believed that he saved the town’s market from being destroyed in a fire. Because of this, a pilgrimage
why-we-dont-need-feminism: I don’t need feminism because I am criticized and ridiculed by feminists just because I’m not one… doesn’t that make them anti-equality? Anonymous To be fair… feminism was a narrow form egalitarianism…
empathetic-one: A VERY late post that has been requested by anon.I did not upload this to my mediafire because i am lazy. I will later thoughI am very sorry about the late posts and lack of pictures I’ve been making
ask-tea-bean: Tea Bean : Now I am with the team that wakes up the animals. After….many incidents(( sketchy update because I am sorry…re-exams…-grooooan-)) x3!
yoursecretsub: yoursecretsub: Because I was bored today. I finished my corset today! I’m very proud of my sewing skills. What do you guys think? -yoursecretsub Reblogging because I’m bored and really do love this corset! I really am in love
cairipasta: Because I felt like it: Dís, sister of Thorin, mother of Fili and Kili … I now realise I just love love LOVE drawing dwarven hairstyles. It also strikes me as odd that this should be the first fanart I’ve attempted since watching the
420memes: one side of the shirt says “nerds rule” and the other side says “i have an inferiority complex because i was called smart when i was young but i realized when i got older that i am not really that smart”
everyone at my job calls me donnie, except for the principal and my second grade teacher, who is now my colleague. I am entirely okay with this, because I am still in a state of shock that my second grade teacher is my coworker.
kahniss-blog: If I were just your average 23-year-old girl, and I called the police to say that there were strange men sleeping on my lawn and following me to Starbucks, they would leap into action. But because I am a famous person, well, sorry, ma’am,
jukeboxemcsa: amanitacaplan: Meet the Thirteenth Doctor Um…this may be making me a little bit happy. :) that poor woman will be getting so much undeserved shit. I can’t tell if I approve because she will probably great in the role or because I am
babylonian:please watch this video about the awful night i am having
Yo, someone name an ordinary human item you can hold in one hand that Pearl could be looking bewildered at because I am drawing but I am too tired to think of anything
janematwain: The second part of Gem’s Garden cards! I am still not have no time to talk more than few sentences, because I am working hard on my film Rusalochka (that translate as The Little Mermaid). Sorry(I allowed myself to take a break doing
procrastinatingiseasy: The best part is that the guy just squats in utter resignation. you can tell he’s just like “i am 800% done with Target” This gif wins the internet. I am DONE. Always reblog
Honestly annoyed with a cousin of mine. Not going to say why because it’s political shit and I don’t want to sound like a bigot, but c'mon, man! He completely misunderstood my post and jumped the gun, literally
fereldentrash: psa: if you’re not comfortable with the fact that I’m 20 and I follow you/speak with you, because you’re significantly younger or older than I am, just say something. I just had a conversation with a girl who is 14, and she politely
I feel like I have this underlying desire to feel clever and intelligent. The idea of debates and having my wit tested, are appealing. On the other hand I am full of self doubt and I’m not sure I really have the mind for those sorts of things.
I am. I’m okay with that because, I am awesome.
i am literally hurting myself right now trying to figure out a ship name for mizuki and kou because like koumizu and mizukou are used for mizuki and koujaku and it’s like no thAT’S NOT WHAT I WANT.
lionsarah: there are so many reasons sarah could have been crying in that last scene and every single one of them breaks my heart crying for kira crying out of pain crying out of fear crying because someone hurt helena crying because she hurt helena
gintamajustaway: SO BECAUSE MY LOVE FOR THE BARAGAKI ARC HAS BEEN REKINDLED THIS POST IS UH-OH — WOAH — OH NO — THIS POST IS ABOUT TO BECOME — A GINHIJIGIN POST BECAUSE HOLY FUCK IT’S THE BARAGAKI ARC AND I AM TRASH WITH TOO MANY FEELINGS HELL
madstruggs: prettyboyshyflizzy: peacefullythoughtful: chrissongzzz: No woman who loves her man is letting this happen That’s what I am saying Wow…… Once they breakup he’s gonna regret this decision😅😭 He’s probably regretting
necrok1tt3n: To answer a question I’ve been asked before, am I too shy to post nudes. The answer is no, because I am naked all over the internet. I also have an abundance of photos I took myself, of myself, that I still like. This is one of them. And
opheliacnymphet:opheliacnymphet:My other new baby. Heart eyes, heart tits.Over 1000 notes, am I allowed to be excited by that? Because I am.
methoxyethane: thedizbizz: Disney Thoughts: Lessons the Disney Princesses teach us that don’t involve men, love, or beauty. I made this post because I am tired of seeing people bash the princesses because they only serve as love interests and think
ogeretu: "Because what you need the most right now is hope, along with atonement and an open heart." "You're amazing. You know everything." "That's because I am always thinking about you."
space-queer: polkadopolis reblogged your post: polkadopolis reblogged your photo: … So… Does that mean that I’m going to become one of the Doctor’s companions? ‘Cause that doesn’t sound like something I’d… I volunteer as tribute :|
so basically I’m just going to block any new blogs that follow me if they don’t have anime or SJ posts because they’re probably that fucking spam bot again
radiicvl: radiicvl: unimpressedcats: scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground here I am again
So I completely forgot to tell anyone besides Nick that my cyst has shrunk almost in half. I feel like the world’s biggest asshole because my mom just now asked about it and I can’t really lie. I told her I got the results back, but that I
terribleclaw-deactivated2016041: The reason I am called the Warrior of Ruin is because I am given enough power to destroy a planet. However…when I use that power, I myself will also…
death-by-dior: thequeenbey: “Otherwise, you will threaten the man. Because I am female I am expected to aspire to marriage. I’m expected to make my life choices always keeping in mind that marriage is the most important. Marriage can be a source
headspace-hotel:leyfin:leyfin:am I misreading things or is this nearby tab mean people actually near me. like geolocated. because if so that’s a colossally bad ideaI literally cannot find a straight answer for this because the Tumblr Live FAQ (left)
62words: Will I ever get over this? And I never thought I’d be this way. I wish I would have never found out, but at the same time I want to know the whole truth. Am I suspicious because I fear that I’ll do the same thing? Yes. But I am also
dark-vowelled:tallestsilver:thedizbizz: Disney Thoughts: Lessons the Disney Princesses teach us that don’t involve men, love, or beauty. I made this post because I am tired of seeing people bash the princesses because they only serve as love interests
whybeanyoneelse: femmesisters: I put these together because I am sick of reading girls putting themselves down on tumblr because they don’t look like any of these women. There are things called high end cosmetics and photoshop that make these women
runintoyourheart: WHY AM I EMBARRASSED WHEN I’M BUYING FEMININE PRODUCTS IT’S SO STUPID BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT PERIODS EXIST AND THAT LADIES NEED SHIT TO TAKE CARE OF THAT MONSTROSITY YET EVERY TIME I HAVE TO BUY SOME I TRY TO COVER IT UP WITH
superlansde:You guys don’t know this, but there’s a meme going on in Mexico about how our economy is going to collapse because no one wants to use their new fifty pesos bill because no one wants to let go of their axolotlsLook at that dude
