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Do you remeber the story about old gardener who fucked young mistress of his employer? I said that although he was careful not to impregnate her he nevertheless got into trouble. Why?Because his employer caught him while he was spraying his cum onto Lady
It started out just annoying Jen. Her neighbor would make crass remarks and she would ignore them. After awhile she found herself answering back, making fun of his assumed sexual prowess. She did not know why she bothered. The little weirdo was always
chillguydraws: I want to make one thing clear as to why I hate Instagram. Art theft. I already had issues with seeing artists I liked having their art jacked and of course when it happened to me. But this right here takes it over the fucking line. Not
p-yramiids: To celebrate 2,000 followers; I decided why not appreciate the booty? I haven’t posted a photo of it yet, so here, have 3! Thank you to my current followers, and new followers! Xoxo
narwhalic0rn: fuckscouver: h4mburg3rs: veryratchet: powerl-ss: sn0wfla-ke: twerk4holic: IS THAT CODY Dylan (Zac). have you not seen the pictures of Cole (Cody)? ^^omg oh god why DYLAN FUCK ME ok. MMMM BABY COME HERE AND LET BIG MAMA TOUCH
sterlingsea: tsunime: wheelcher2: unclefather: brokendildo: jollymermaid: gaymommy: champagne-and-kisses: why the actual fuck would you waste pizza like this you can not tell me you are gonna eat that ball hair covered vagina nasty pizza i call
#yolo #swag #fucking the professor #lol Because why not?
piexv: *A* Male Vriska because why not?? tried john serket and withought the shirt it just looked like male vriska so i did gifs OH MY GOD MY FUCKING OVARIES AGAIN
smokeweeedgethigh: curr3ncy: dig1tal: swagcheck: but it’s rated M for 17 … you seriously need to take some of those drugs to calm the fuck down. and it’s pronounced “eee legal” not “EH legal” lol dumbass remind me why this has
lokilies: ally-osaur: dontstartlethewitch: b0ffin: greencarnations: LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY AND IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET OH MY GOD SCREAMING. I’M GONNA FUCK
anakedglassofwine: mywhythehellnotblog: Where the fuck is this and why haven’t I ever been there? Things a daddy should do for his kitten: plan a trip to a naked beach where you can bring dogs! (Ok, I understand not everyone has the same ideal weekend
Interstellar is definitely not the kind of movie you want to end your weekend with if you’d like to start your week on a light note. What the fuck did I just watch, and why did nobody tell me it was 3 hours long. Fuuu
askslinkybanana:theladyofpie:willyciraptor: spookywillsmith: spooking-not-treating: tyleroakley: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING i’M CRYING NO why Because they are swarming! ^_^ Hello friends, I’m going to tell you some cool stuff about bees and
I do him a fucking favor by looking for the exams so he doesnt get in trouble and instead his love meter shit goes down aslj;daskld
feenybobeany: sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think who the fuck are you when did i follow you you’re not posting things relative to my interests but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did it might have been important
lumos5000: nachosinthetardis: IS NO ONE ELSE WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SERIOUSLT IT HAS OVER 1100 NOTES AND IM NOT EVEN SURE WHY / WHAT IT IS I think we are trying to find someone who will tell us exactly what we are looking at… over 22,000
lexaproletariat: class-struggle-anarchism: 12 million people abstained in the French election, more than voted for LePen… why is this not the story Le Pen came in third after Macron and “Fuck this.”
anicewitch: I don’t understand why anyone who loves mashed potato that much would waste it like Bodger and Badger did. They would just fling it all over the bloody place. Who’s that into mash anyway? I mean, I LOVE mashed potato but not so much that
billspreston: multussanguisfluit: This is an ‘I fucking love Jade Puget’ post. OH MY GOD why was i not there And you couldn’t do this at the Jersey show, because?…
laeonus: Omg what the fuck even. I am usually not scared or even remotely creeped out by clowns, but this. Just, no. Why. You should be creeped out D: It’s from an abandoned theme park in Korea. Basically, a girl died on one of the rides and
dashumankapital:You’re a good man. - Not really, no. But you’re the only one who understands that.
inquisitivemoth: not-a-cry-but-a-bullet: strict parents be like “no shut the fuck up i don’t want to hear ur valid argument” And then later: Why don’t you want to have a conversation with me? I feel like you completely ignore me. It’s all
gabegabes: captchaloguethosepresents: and-then-sara: iamladyloin: nyooms: i-want-cheese: How to balance a checkbook why is this on my dash. what the fuck im not 40 Honestly you should start doing this when you start working. ^ Truth. Especially
littlelotte88: feenybobeany: sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think who the fuck are you when did i follow you you’re not posting things relative to my interests but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did it might have
nerdgasmz: twyllspooky: payface: catbountry: orbsteve: im-not-home: metaldeersolid: even if you ignore the fact that james holmes is a serial killer he’s fucking HOT!!! like why isn’t there a reality show for him Lmao I remember when this
v4nessax: Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE OH MY GOD H O W W H Y CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT WHY DO YOU EXIST GET OUT LEAVE I HATE YOU SO MUCH ARE YOU
i-effed-it-all-up:so far we have bathtubs and soaps. plot twist: season 3 of ob is actually just everyone holding an intervention for sarah who has not showered since season 1
citrine8: the-goddamazon: mega-aaaaaaa: Korean bodybuilder and model … 추형 주 韓國健美先生兼模特兒…추형주 GOD BLESS. I’m crying Why am I not fucking this man ???? Got to his naked pics, panties were wet by the time I scrolled
fuku-shuu: » Smoke & Mirrors Can’t you taste it, Mikasa? That same fusing of blood and smoke with every inhale? That shitty metallic flavor cloaked by the vapors of our fallen enemies, still threatening to choke us at every fucking turn(?)
mad0uleurexquise: I bet you Trump abuses the fuck out of Melania… If not physically, with his narcissistic mental torture that got most white female voters to vote for him…it is why we stay with abusive men… They are convincing. And now young girls
I will never understand why white people stay so pressed to say nigger. Like, y'all will erase entire histories of poc and marginalized groups from textbooks but you not being to say “nigger” is an abomination? Fuck outta here
livefromplanetearth: mockeryd: its-tuesday-again: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS Notice how when you read these out loud, they sound so stupid. Why do people not think people they send texts Oh god and these are real convos I’ve seen
sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think who the fuck are you when did i follow you you’re not posting things relative to my interests but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did it might have been important
ebulliens: reasons why boys need to stop saying they like natural girls or w/e the fuck: you nasty ass cracks dont actually like natural girls and make fun of them/tell them they look “sick” or “tired” its not your place to tell us what you like
trans-mom: hollowedskin: trans-mom: tattoo artist: please stop moving anti-sjw: why?? am I triggering your delicate tattoo artist sensibilities?? trigger warning: waving arms and logic! you mad bro? huh, you ma - ow ow ow that’s not what the tat
shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck
juicylips72: Finger fuck at the spa ….and why not ?💋👅❤
tictaca: arseniksofficial: elianaortega: arseniksofficial: arseniksofficial: HELP WHY IS EVERYONE NOTICING MY GODDAMN ANIME MUG BUT NOT MY PROBLEM HERE. WHERE DID YOU GET THIS HOODIE FUCK OFF Forget them and go out with me
casal2010cba: Corno dirigindo esposa trepando 2 - “Cuckold drving and wife fuck 2”If you like, why not #Reblog?
littlelotte88: feenybobeany: sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think who the fuck are you when did i follow you you’re not posting things relative to my interests but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did it might
buttcramps: is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT
tee-ahnuh: skellyssecret: blackgirlbombshells: Sorry not sorry 🙊 The fuck? Isn’t this the opposite of what we fight for as feminists? Why do we have to exclude races from fashion statements and trends? Good lord. It isn’t a “fashion statement”
mydarkangel2pls: Sorry for the personal post. Obviously, I’m not donning corsetry ATM, but if I didn’t do it now it wouldn’t get done. Since I’m close to where I want to be and the max is 75. I’m around 60/65. Now, I need to figure out why
greatnesscollective: babyfacerae: Do abusive people not understand the long-term damage they do to people? I’m just…. this why I’m so defensive and mean like….. the fuck? they don’t care
theblackdelegate: tee-ahnuh: skellyssecret: blackgirlbombshells: Sorry not sorry 🙊 The fuck? Isn’t this the opposite of what we fight for as feminists? Why do we have to exclude races from fashion statements and trends? Good lord. It isn’t
pure: leplastiquedick: saccharinescorpion: justintaco: why’s this dude rocking like 6 inch heeled boots >drawing attention to the boots and not the fucking Hot Topic lace-up pants he is a stripper She’s feeling like pussy feeling like cunt!!!
masculinity-matters: jockjizz: You have no idea your son comes from your best bud’s balls… Your hot wife’s pregnant again…and he’s the reason why. If you are not man enough, someone is going to cuck you. Man the fuck up.
straightdrop: nignoramus: churchgotdamnit: churchgotdamnit: kingjaffejoffer: rurounidrew: LMAO! Why would you ever stand in the middle of a freeway and not be aware of your surroundings. Like… what the fuck. *edit* I see what happened now.
xiii-wings: xiii-wings: buttcramps: is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT
1: Why is that guy staring at us so hard? Do we know him? He looks kinda familiar…2: Oh my god, do you really not remember? That’s the jackass you cock-caged last summer.1: Oh, fuck! That’s right. I wonder whatever happened to the key. Wait!
HonestlyI don’t understand why people feel so bad about the corona thingy. Life were really fucking useless before this and it’s not getting any better afterwards. Nothing new under the sun. Carry on try living your illusions.Oh well.
