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The real thrill of breeding is in not caring whose cum is going up your ass. You just need to be fucked and anybody is welcomeThat’s why I love my cumdump boyfriend
Scorpion lollipop, why the fuck do you taste like banana and not Dos Equis like your label might indicate?
The song of the night is called I’m not your boyfriend baby by 3OH3… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utrAA4X7MD8 …I love dancing to this song and fucking to this song…the reason why…the title of the song…lol…
2hot2bstr8: i just can’t even…………this gif is SO fucking HOT!!!!!!!!!!! who the hell is this guy and why am i not helping him out????? DAMNNNNNN i love this♡♡♡
n0tabigail:russianoatmeal:I present to you a photoset of Jason Momoa, because why the hell not Dear Jesus FYI THIS SEX ON WHATEVER HE IS ON IS COMING TO MY FUCKING GEEK COMICON THING!!!! *FREAKING OUT* I will be totally cool and non-challant if I get
Why is it so hard to find someone who draws nsfw Asgore art and also not draw skeleton brothers fuckinh??? Like the fuck man??
The other night I had sleep paralysis 3 times in the span of like 5 minutes.While it was happening I was smiling because I’m not scared anymore. I’m so in touch with my inner God and love that I knew they couldn’t fuck with me. That’s why it
fattyatomicmutant: xanadeas: potatovodka: unclefather: mikalhvi: blackberryshawty: unfollowfriday: unclefather: This is literally just penne pasta and chicken nuggets… Mom… honestly thank god im not white This is tragic why the fuck
transboybatman: vaultboyy: the spanking debate isn’t all that complicated. you’re either ok with hitting small kids who are completely defenseless and literally at your mercy, or you’re not. supporting the first option makes you a bad and dangerous
blackfairypresident: anti sjws: im not easily offended like SJWS anti sjws: why the FUCK are you captioning vines and tagging triggers THIS IS BULLSHIT YOURE ALL SO SENSITIVE (SCREAMS)
Why do I attract all the tops on Grindr? Like wtf I’m not a fucking bottom. You just want me coz you think I’m cute or something. No, fuck you, sluts. I have needs too and those don’t include sexual starvation. Most of y’all ugly and old as fuck
I just watched the video I reblogged of the twins coming out to their dad and read some of the comments and it got me thinking… I’m afraid to come out to family. Why? Because I’m still not even sure what I am. I’m in no way,
wordsmatty: asleepylioness: oh my god. I know what i’m going to get right now. Why the fuck don’t I know of this?!? Ya, buying this today! Or Jack Daniels could be a bunch of boner biting bastards and not distribute it to my state. :(
vaginapowersactivate: prestonhymas: Why do we not discuss clouds more? I mean look at that. That’s water. Flying water. FLYING FUCKING WATER LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS WHAT IS THIS HOW IS THIS EVEN AND NOW THE
digital-skyline: Yowamushi Pedal RE:RIDE ↳ Sleeping Beauty vs. Peak Spider! Extreme Ping-Pong! (♫)
I mean seriously…what why and how the fuck is my dick not supposed to hurt?!!!!
lizzie-mcguire: In the scene where Captain Holt and the precinct took bets on why Amy was late for work, the line “Hot damn!” was not scripted. “That was an improv,” Stephanie Beatriz said. “He just busted out with it. That’s why they
anthonycrowley: good omens (western) massachusetts aus that i’ve come up with, an inventory sorted based on how much they make sense if you’re not from literally my hometown:dunkin donuts coffee shop au where crowley just started working there and
ir-dr: Day 1133 - 14 January 2014 I was talking to someone recently about how google keeps track of your searches and .//projectTiGER
vaginapowersactivate: prestonhymas: Why do we not discuss clouds more? I mean look at that. That’s water. Flying water. FLYING FUCKING WATER LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS WHAT IS THIS HOW IS THIS EVEN AND NOW THE FLYING
Fuck everyone over the height of 160cm.;~;
what the ever living fuck is five nights at freddy’s and why is it all over my dash.
hypnotized-things:You find your girlfriend groping this woman with a dazed look and who the fuck does she think she is? Wait, why is everything getting so out of focus? Not her, I can focus on her…
thatsmybxtch: unclefather: mikalhvi: blackberryshawty: unfollowfriday: unclefather: This is literally just penne pasta and chicken nuggets… Mom… honestly thank god im not white This is tragic why the fuck do you have to assume someone
unclefather: mikalhvi: blackberryshawty: unfollowfriday: unclefather: This is literally just penne pasta and chicken nuggets… Mom… honestly thank god im not white This is tragic why the fuck do you have to assume someone white made this there
Yeah … tonight sucks. Maybe tomorrow I’ll feel less like a useless piece of shit. Sick of assholes. Real tired of underwear and responsibility.
unclefather:mikalhvi: blackberryshawty: unfollowfriday: unclefather: This is literally just penne pasta and chicken nuggets… Mom… honestly thank god im not white This is tragic why the fuck do you have to assume someone white made this there
Not feeling too hot today but Silver Linings Playbook is on Netflix so at least I have Jennifer Lawrence<3 I called the hospital today and it pretty much reinforced why I hate making phone calls. The fucking rude ass woman kept interrupting me and
Why would your mom lie to your entire family that you and your brother are doctors? You’re younger then me, you’re not even 17. How the fuck you gone be a doctor at age 17? Don’t be coming to my house and telling my aunts that your ass
zamzamafterzina: knocked her weak ass the fuck out. tried it. not in my house you weak ass trick. girl said u irrelevant, she dont give a fuck why you tried to ambush her, and u not even welcomed. took ur messy ass the fuck out.
bilboh: you fucking know what? we are not going overboard we will not calm down do you fucking know why? because women have been dealing with this shit since the goddamn start of civilization we have gone from sticks and rocks to x-rays and computers
rudegyalchina: trebled-negrita-princess: unclefather: mikalhvi: blackberryshawty: unfollowfriday: unclefather: This is literally just penne pasta and chicken nuggets… Mom… honestly thank god im not white This is tragic why the fuck do you
xyako: “You look so much prettier without all that make up”how about i like make up and i put effort into my make up, not for you but for me, and saying that the effort and time ive put in looks bad is a really shitty thing to do and i never asked
laughingnancy: why the fuck is it february and not febuary
eyp-poiesis: underthesamestar: I can imagine everyone from NO.6 fandom, who is not on Tumblr right now, to log in later and be like OMFG YES THAT’S ME RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED SIDE STORY WHAT WHEN HOW PLEASE SOMEONE JUST… S.O.S.
the-knights-who-say-no: Why do so many people not grasp that perfection is subjective?You can look like a fish and still be perfect for someone.
petalya: I’m in that gray area of life where you’ve successfully removed most if not all of the toxic people from your life but now you’re lonely and have no one to talk to and hope you meet new people soon but since you’re on the low side of
yeah, but you’re still really fucking annoying. it’s not even funny, it’s stupid and it’s retarded. the only reason you talk to me is to fucking annoy me. this is why i don’t talk to you now.
Wow, what the fuck. I’m always honest as shit with you. About everything. And we know it. And you just fucking lie to me. It’s not like I judge you or even give a fuck, so why can’t you just be honest…why are you so shady…
I did not do shit to you. why the fuck are you comin' at me like I'm some cunt ? pay attention to what's around you and care about your own life.
causticconsular: zhalaya: mia-the-wonder-slut: josepha-olala: hoytie-toitie: magalomania: latinegro: stuish: tumblrofthrones: kissedxfire: Attention ASOIAF and Game of Thrones fandom: This video game comes out tomorrow, and I want everyone here
it’s not like there was a FUCKING CENTIPEDE crawling across my stomach! I s2g I’m going to set my house on fire. oh and then immediately after I swipe the little bastard off of my belly, A MOSQUITO LANDED ON ME.
Truly I need to stop Running a quick errands I nosily asked the basement neighbor where he got his hookah and then on the way back I almost asked if I could smoke some but I just ported the dog’s nose and then ran inside
Abort mission!!! While getting free food from my co-worker (that I’m now friends with) is nice, I’m not liking the clicking noises that he’s started making at me or his comments on my looks >:/
: Finn adores Rae and she adores him, but it gets a bit tricky because now they’re at college, Rae’s having to deal with being with the man of her dreams in such a social situation where she doesn’t fit in. In her head, she can’t see why he
Why do rashes happen to good people…unless I’m not a good person just what the fuck though stress rashes are like you get more stressed when you get them so more come and I feel sick.
beyoncevevo: satanworship: why the fuck do posts from recommended blogs show up on my dash? like bitch im not following twats like jakemalik and beyoncevevo for a reason I know I hate beyoncevevo that twat bitch
save-the-void: Why I think Steven Bomb’s big plot reveal will start with Peridot:(lovely chart by me)Also not to mention, the voice actress of Pearl, Deedee Magno Hall, tweeted this on April 15th, 2015:for context, Shelby Rabara is Peridot’s VA. and
deliciousbunni:So - ListenIf you choose not to put your age in your bio - you forfeit being in the nsfw community. Your opinion on why it doesn’t need to be there is NOT the views of what we are and stand for, so kindly stay the fuck out and do not
ponyclopstash replied to your post: i am proud to say i got here … But I’m no bot :( no not you but pretty sure that and are bots like wtf why the fuck is a milf blog following me
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why are winter coats so hard to shop for the coats i want are so far not available in my local store(s) why
the things people assume when I don’t smile are getting more and more absurd. I can’t imagine why people think women should always be smiling, and if they’re not, something’s fucking wrong