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It was such an old-fashioned thing to do - not to mention kind of odd - but they were new in town so thought why not go along to the father/daughter dance that Saturday night. He figured he’d get to socialize with some of his new work colleagues and
My wife loves to show off and let everyone see how much of a slut she is, found this blog today and loved it so thought why not submit something, hope everyone enjoys the views http://openminded112.tumblr.com - I am 100% sure everyone enjoys these
le-travino: brockenspectre: Hold on, why has this not been invented before, and how can I get one? Endless cuddling. .. Why the hell didn’t I think of this? BEST FUCKING IDEA EVER. I hate when my arm feels like its going to break off from this on
cheatersandsluts: im so excited you finally turned 18. I’ve watched you from down the street for the past few years. And yes of course babe, After I fuck you I’m of course going to leave my girlfriend and run away with you. Why would I not?
sharpwords-sharperblade: *may or may not be the aforementioned “incriminating” pictures of slick.* But lemme tell you something: Slick is manly as fuck, and looks fantastic in fish nets. Plus I listened to All that Jazz and I think that dress
I walk into someones bedroom and see their box spring directly on the floor, I’m leaving. I’m 23 years old, I’m not fuckin with no scrub that can’t go out and buy a secondhand frame for บ at the local thrift. Y'all are adults,
yallive:shining-magically:yallive:yallive:yallive:why does there need to be a monsters inc series. and why does the new character look so boringthis is not a monster. this is just some guyare you fucking kidding me. this is the design they went with are
kpopkathyy: niel-seoularts: teentopconfessions: ☑ Ha.. haha.. ha.. Who’s Neil, though. And why is he in the Teen Top confessions? who the hell? no. you’re not an angel if you hate the fish. Fucking Rude -_-) Like Kathy said ‘Ur not
mrchicsaraleo:pyaasa:What the fuck… netflix only pay in full once a show reaches season 3? And by rebooting daredevil and restarting it as season 1, Disney+ can get away with not paying the crew in fulluh that literally answers why they have a three
hagfag: i’m sorry for all of the “this is why the usa sucks” posts except not really because i fucking hate this country equality and freedom my ass I wanna move so bad, like you don’t even know. I love all my friends here but I CAN NOT
oh my god Eddie why won’t these people shut the fuck up about miley circus and nicky mini jesus christ I don’t careoh my god I don’t careVMAs are garbage anywaywhy are you not cleaning up the dash? who are these people, why did you follow them
problackgirl: possumposse: u know which posts are the absolute fucking worst op: *says something feminist* other blogger, probably mra: goddamn all these feminist girls!!! stop whining!!! op: actually i am a man *50000 notes* why oh why would being
that moment when you’re not even on your period yet but you get horrible as fuck cramps causing you to go into the fetal position and curse at every living thing in the world while waiting for the pain to pass….
jamietheignorantamerican: like how the fuck are you offended by asexuality??? thats like getting offended by a lamp. lamps are gorgeous and pretty and useful and they’re not fuccking anyone, why do you all have to be such assholes.
my sister may or may not be getting me the goatbed/sid albums i’ve been wanting and idk i’m real excite.c’:
legendaryboobs: pussy-and-pizzza-x: sheholdsyoucaptivated: milliondollarmami: My wedding open bar I’m loving this concept What the shit The only time I care about they she’s ever done That’s his fucking rider? Wild.
sluttierjane: After weeks of asking @ursexyrp69 gave into your demands to fuck her ass. She dressed like a naughty slut for you and looked back over her shoulder pouting and said ‘why don’t you fuck me in the ass?’ Not waiting for a se ind invitation
cum-in-me-bro: butchlvr:He’s not gonna be too interested in fucking girls much after this! Not with the way he moaned and cried out like some bitch in heat! That’s why I’m not a top…**If you would like to be featured on Cum In Me Bro, submit
lovely-moms: Local sex-starved and horny MILFS and housewives are looking for quick anonymous fuck, no strings attached! They desperately need some cock - join them ON THIS SITE and fuck them tonight! Why am I not on my back with my face buried in the
tom-sits-like-a-whore: thehattedmistress: guy66657: starkient: DC vs. Marvel (via) YES. FUCKING YES. ALL THE YES This is the reason I’m not too keen on DC, and why I adore Marvel, perfectly summed up and I didn’t even realize it until I read
gaystation-4: firstladyoftheunitedstates: ok but i still do not get why Yuna became a pop star what the fuck else was she gonna do? go back to besaid and live in one of those stupid little mudhuts and get piss and vomit all over her clothes everyday
quads-for-the-gods: sweatmorebleedless: thejordanator: canadian-bacon-nomnom: taskscape: lunchtrae: how i brush my teeth gtfo This is why we need gun control.How is there 25k notes on this and no one fucking cares. Because it’s not a real fucking
labellelunaclaire: willbearmatthewgraygublersbabies: gerrybaboona: plushturtle: ravenclawesome: forcatladies: The most efficient and “no fucking way” inducing apartment Fuck this is so fucking cool I want it OMG WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE
gothicstripper: deadgirldancing21: carmens-room: deadgirldancing21: carmens-room: Club is dead as fuck right now so why not get in a little warm up and make a fucking video. Girl you better point them toes My toes are fucking pointed. I’m the
showers-and-sunshinee: b4reb0nes: lolololivia: live-natural: mobstarcouture: tobechill: somethingcoolandedgy: oceanatdusk: This is why the ocean scares me so much its not the sharks, nor the giant fucking squid its just the vast emptiness
graffeti: die-sasters: and this is why the ocean scares me so muchits not the sharks, nor the giant fucking squid its just the vast emptiness in the water im sure you’d shit yourself if there was a shark or a giant squid, just saying haha^
xadmetax: Honestly watching amateur porn is so depressing because like why am I not being fucked on the regular and making cute porn with someone fuck this lol
I’m not even supposed to be upset. I’ve been in a healthy relationship for over 2 years. But the last 6 months have driven me crazy because I never got over the kid who is now my best friend in the whole fucking world. And he started showing
sirsgoodgirls: If Sir tells you tonight is the night you fuck another girl, that means tonight really IS the night. Your job is not to protest, or ask why. You’re job is to do as your told and thank sir for the opportunity
iamyourking: destielsfalling: There are two sides of the supernatural fandom: Side one: FUCK IT’S 2014 AND THIS SHIT BETTER NOT HAPPEN I CAN’T HANDLE THIS SHIT. Side two: WHERE THE FUCK IS LUCIFER? WHY ARE WE GOING THROUGH ALL THIS JUST LET THE
redwhiteandbunkergear: Why don’t people, mainly fucking chicks, understand that when I want to go fishing that no I don’t want to bring you. No this is not talk my fucking ear off gossip hour. Like seriously shut the fuck up and fish. You don’t
murdershegoat: rizzolijane: murdershegoat: murdershegoat: highkey convinced that fireflies do not exist and that the entire continent of north america is making them the fuck up why r their asses on fire but more importantly why is everybody just ok
Fed up of being so fucking ugly, and fat and disgusting. There's not one thing I like about my body, and it gets worse every day. I don't know why I bother anymore, I feel sick every time I look in the mirror. I repulse myself. Surely that's no way to
unexposure: relhavant: bl-ossomed: i couldn’t not reblog this Fuck where are the girls that actually want this, like I GOT YOU. i got us. fuck. Crying FUCK whoa. And why does the right girl never want this? Eh please what girl doesn’t
theladyofpie: willyciraptor: spookywillsmith: spooking-not-treating: tyleroakley: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING i’M CRYING NO why Because they are swarming! ^_^ Hello friends, I’m going to tell you some cool stuff about bees and why you shouldn’t
today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an interview today and darfin had an interview and my dad had surgery and tomorrow my brothers birthday!! also I saw my therapist person today who was super proud of me and weighed me which I hate and then
I’m not caught up with Castle and I accidentally just read a spoiler. FUCKING SHIT FUCK BALLS. WHY AM I GETTING PUNISHED THIS WAY. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
dimosaurier: validx2:labias:lilgivenchyprincess: cubik808: honestly lmaooOOoOOooOoo DELERE THIS Me Lmao :( not funny, why would you do that? and then the world is still like ‘men are so fucking mean’. fuck you for real.
staythatswhatimeanttosay: panic-at-the-bistro: size10plz: #he really is disarmingly sweet and genuinely charming #he’s not even trying he’s just fucking like that #when he was born he probably apologized to his mom for the fuss and told a nurse
that5amanon: in-the-dreamscape: Okay but why are we forgetting this part I’m gonna be honest here and say Mabel had it coming. Stan and Mabel have been teasing and excluding Dipper since the first few episodes of Season 1. Sometime, she’d have
tedallen: hollowfacade: tedallen: foodntwk: no the fuck we shouldn’t why not? mayonnaise is literally just egg and oil mixed together…. its literally the same as putting egg and oil in your cake If you can find an acid that pairs well with chocolate
ashighasginger: -teesa-: 12.3.14 This is why I fucking love him. Like this should be cut-and-dried, it’s sad that it’s not. It was ruled a HOMICIDE of an ILLEGAL chokehold. How the fuck is that okay?? I’m disgusted that this is my hometown..
mmahree: bl-ossomed: i couldn’t not reblog this Fuck where are the girls that actually want this, like I GOT YOU. i got us. fuck. Crying FUCK whoa. And why does the right girl never want this? Eh please what girl doesn’t want this
Oh look here’s a thing that meant a lot to me as a kid and was pretty damn awesome… better draw em fucking.
praduhhh: bl-ossomed: i couldn’t not reblog this Fuck where are the girls that actually want this, like I GOT YOU. i got us. fuck. Crying FUCK whoa. And why does the right girl never want this? Eh please what girl doesn’t want
herzfunktion: explosibel:gefuehlsdistanziert:bl-ossomed: i couldn’t not reblog this Fuck where are the girls that actually want this, like I GOT YOU. i got us. fuck. Crying FUCK whoa. And why does the right girl never want this? Eh
bl-ossomed: i couldn’t not reblog this Fuck where are the girls that actually want this, like I GOT YOU. i got us. fuck. Crying FUCK whoa. And why does the right girl never want this? Eh please what girl doesn’t want this
moon-sylph: teasay: 10 things guys hate in bed reasons why girls don’t like giving blowjobs shut the fuck up, no one cares what guys hate in bed and not all girls have giving blowjobs. just enjoy this photo of a fire in the rain without your fucking
elasticitymudflap: again, my theory on why garnet doesnt eat is because in a fit of petty rage, when sapphire told her it was a bad idea and not to do it, ruby jammed 134 twinkies into her mouth at the same time and fucking died
taki-sensei: akihaotaku: i posted this on my twitter but forgot to post on my blog: From the official novel during the scene after Yuuko asks why Reina got the solo and not Kaori. This single entire paragraph has so much gay energy it’s overwhelming
explosibel:gefuehlsdistanziert:bl-ossomed: i couldn’t not reblog this Fuck where are the girls that actually want this, like I GOT YOU. i got us. fuck. Crying FUCK whoa. And why does the right girl never want this? Eh please what girl
muffinlance:goatsghost:Bato was scowling in the direction of the noise. “Could Toklo or Panuk take him in a fight?”“…Probably not.” Not given how slippery the kid was while half-delirious. He was a fighter, and no mistaking. “Then why
female-leds-boy:female-led-couple:female-leds-boy:grumpy2017-deactivated20230101:No no no! hold this caption the fuck up. Its you who begs HER and says “please” to go down on HER not the other way round and why on earth he thinks going down
slacktension: look im obviously not complaining but lOL WHY A MONDAY WHY A MONDAY FOR ALL OF THIS MATERIAL getting the fucking joke in before some dickhole reblogs the post and makes it ok thats all
I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK Send me a dick pic and imma block your gross ass
This woman at work is so bloody territorialI swear she would piss on the surrounds just so everyone knows it’s her territory
are you fucking kidding meif this is an attempt at a joke it’s not funny, it’s condescending as fuck and incredibly rude regardless of your intentions.the screen on my laptop DOES BOTHER ME that’s why I limit my time online because staring at a
