and uh
NSFW Tumblr
find and uh on porn pin board
and uh clips
Zoey after Party POV (Update 7/2016)Uh. I’m productive again. And at least sometimes I push out something of decent quality. At least I think so. So here’s lovely Zoey who brough a nice dude home with her. And Zoey is smart. She practices safer
misskittystryker: UH OH, Daddy’s got a little situation on his hands. Eliza and Kitty are cut throat (make believe, though totally believable!) sisters who are STILL sharing a bedroom and they just cant seem to learn how to share their toys OR play
the1theycallmaster: degradedominatehumiliate: Nuh uh bitch you’re not going anywhere till I squirted down your throat! Say hi to your mom and dad and let em see how much of lil whore their daughter has become
“He claimed to be huge…but I’ve heard that before. Every guy says they are going to be the biggest you’ve ever had and I’ve become jaded. Uh huh, riiiiiight. ‘Talk is cheap…show me the meat’ I say. Well, he did and I think I’m
“Did you make a loud noise your first time? Coz I practically yelled haha. Thank god no-one was home.” - Anon Ha! I totally remember letting out this high-pitched “Uh!” and then instantly freaking out that someone had heard and
island-delver-go: dinobot: when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont” Called out for being a fake
faelapis: beachdeath: me sitting here two weeks before the midterm elections watching my twitter and tumblr feeds fill up w/ memes and discourse about how voting is useless and democrats aren’t gonna save us: uh guys? guys? hey guys? guys? you guys?
kitfisto: me at the weed store: hey uh i’m gonna need a lot of weed thanks. yeah my girlfriend smokes a lot of weed. haha yep you heard that right, i have a girlfriend, and she smokes weed. it’s pretty sweet. oh yeah and between you and me, she plays
mgs3: lustcry: i was looking at grapes in the store n this old lady comes up to me n goes “youre not stealing these are u?” so im like uh no lol? and she goes “oh, well i am” and grabbed a handful of grapes and left direct action
daggercube:self c….. self care is uh, it’s— self care is when you drink the orange juice and it’s just right and it tastes good and you say “mmm good juice”. thanks for reading my post.
foreverbritney: One, two, three, not only you and me. Got 180 degrees and I’m caught in between. Countin’ one, two, three Peter, Paul and Mary. Getting down with 3P, everybody loves, uh! Countin’.
taydoods: SWEATS UH human au where jasper joins the crystal gems dance team and is taught by pearl and it’s all cutesy and awkward
holycheeseandcrackers: also really quick the villain in ghostbusters was a whiny dude who was like “i am a GENIUS and EVERYONE IS MEAN TO ME SO I NEED TO DESTROY THE WORLD” and the women are like “uh dude, same here and people are completely shitty
Hi peopleso I’ve been working basically 24/7, constantly spinning my wheels doing this or that and just burning myself out and it’s taking a huge toll on me. Not to mention my uh kinda nature kinda has been taken advantage of a bit lately and I’m
jerkidiot: uh mm…. hello im a cop and according to ur records ur super cute and hella rad… the penalties for that are dating me.. and…thats it… .. .sorry i dont make the rules….
I’m doing bad by cussing, drinking, and smoking. But you can go and have premarital sex and its totes okay. What the actual fuck, look in the mirror hypocrite. The Lord really “loves” you, uh huh….
escapethewritersblock: political-plant:my school has a yearly male “beauty” pageant called Mr. GM and today my friend told me “I can do mr gm” so im like “uh yeah any boy can do it but freshmen usually dont” and he grabbed me and hes like “No,
crystalqueer: My sister said the birds in her town were acting weird and I was like uh-huh whatever and then she sent pictures and Now I’m terrified.
sursumursa: johnskylar: I am entirely too proud of this stupid joke. (Incidentally, in this uh, AU, Denethor’s sons are named Broromir and Fedoramir) Me and my husband both laughed entirely too much at Broromir and Fedoramir. Well played sir.
daggercube: self c….. self care is uh, it’s— self care is when you drink the orange juice and it’s just right and it tastes good and you say “mmm good juice”. thanks for reading my post.
elasticitymudflap: i just convinced my 8 year old brother that shia labeouf actually is a cannibal and my mom came in to say goodnight to us and he started crying “sHY-UH BAFFALO IS GOING TO EAT ME IF I GO PEE” and we were trying to calm him down
latierbeetee: “I’ve always been hopelessly romantic. And what I mean by that is in high school I definitely was not, like, the ladies’ man and I didn’t have game and I didn’t know how to go about it. Uh, but I had feelings. You know, always
onew: it’s been a long time since wss and the fact that we can come here today and be with you guys in a close environment is a very big…good…thing…uh..the…the…good… and we never got to find out what he
shavingryansprivates: howdomermaidsfuck: story time one winter idk how this happened but I was crossing the street playing in the snow and I saw one of these lil guys frozen in ice so I was like uh guys and we got it out and it was somehow still alive??
lxfill:Girls who can pull off wearing a dress and heels one day and a baggy tee and vans the next can also pull off my underwear. Uh huh!
Emily leaned over the door and asked Mr. Crude, “So, uh, have you fucked your daily quota of girls yet?”He chuckled and replied, “Not anally. Do you want to help me with that?”She smiled and answered, “You know I do. Wanna
kay-ceee-uh: ambermozo: Those mornings when you wake up to check the ocean out front your house and its all cold and messy so you go inside and make waffles. aka my whole week I bet I got half of these notes because of ambers caption, lovin it though
marvelmao: shuri: hey how much money do you have? peter: uh like 69 cents shuri: oh you know what that means! peter, sobbing: i dont have enough money for chicken nuggets tchalla and tony, watching peter and shuri: tchalla and tony: we’re billionaires
jonnnyariga: uh Hi everyone!! i know this is kind of out of no where but this is my good friend Ashley. I love her so much and she’s such a fun,loving person, and she needs help. She’s been fighting aplastic anemia for over 2 years and she recently
estrelecer: I didn’t. I still want to find Dad… and you’re still a pain in the ass. But Jess and Mom… they’re both gone. Dad is God knows where. You and me, we’re all that’s left. So, uh, if we’re gonna see this through, we’re gonna
swallowbitch-peoplearestarving: Our romance paradigm in the 90s. But why black girls with asian guys? i’ve already said it, but i’m saying it again YEAH UH HUH YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK
heebkitten117: missharpersworld: wildeyedsoutherncelt: O God, bless the Gaels and the Scots from whom we are descended; Bless us, and the tartans we still wear; And bless the heritage that we uphold. Pronounced (roughly) :Uh yay, byaunich na gale ah
whitneydbz: uh-float: too-aroace-for-this-shit: error404cantfindusername: thatsthat24: New YouTube Video! It’s Black History Month, and this video was extremely important to me and my friends. We’re so happy we could make this video and we hope
girlfromtralfamadore: holy shit that fortune telling tea cup is worth around 跌 I was literally over my grandma’s once and all I did was look at it and she was like “YOU WANT IT” and I was like uh “GO AHEAD TAKE IT IT’S YOURS” so now it
being forced to watch that five nights at freddies or whatever it’s called with my brother and IM SO SCARED BARBIE DETECTIVE SCARES THE HELL OUTTA ME AND GOOSEBUMPS MADE ME SCREAM AND FALL DOWN SO UH
xxx tumblr
johnnydepps: Johnny Depp: (about Al Pacino) He likes to tell jokes. And he liked to tell me this one specific joke over and over, and I, uh, didn’t really understand it.David Letterman: You didn’t get the joke.Johnny Depp: I didn’t get the joke.David
vidot: spayn: kuposweet: “U-uh.. t-that was incredible..” Romano’s words sounded strained, and he really just wanted to fall to the side and pass out. Spain had already made him come four times that evening and the sun hadn’t even set yet.
sometimessmuthappens: Uh oh, serious naughty business. Roboyfriend P1+2+3 | P4+5 | P6+7Roboyfriend was a short comic I made for my Monsters and More 2 book <3Support more like this and get early previews and finals on Patreon! XOXO
xxxenokun: Uh oh, serious naughty business. Roboyfriend P1+2+3 | P4+5 | P6+7Roboyfriend was a short comic I made for my Monsters and More 2 book <3Support more like this and get early previews and finals on Patreon! XOXO
t0nguetied: mypeachkitten: i uh… really want to just casually stroke a cute persons cock while watching tv or something, making sure it’s just too slow and just to gentle and just too irregular of a movement for them to cum, and hear them get all
tredlocity: Alex Hirsch: …and then we see BlubsXDurland, and they’re canon. Disney: Sorry, what? Alex Hirsch: Uh, I said we see Blubs, Durland and their cannon. Disney: Oh, okay.
sinsxftheflesh: corpxe: Im sorry but if you say “Im kinky” and I ask you what you like and the first thing you say is simply “spanking” or just “being dominated” I will laugh and walk away. “Yeah I’m kinky! I like.. Uh.. Spanking..
freckledsweetpea:btw uh. consensual sex work that has and always will be a legitimate career can never be compared to trafficked individuals who have zero choice in their entire lives and aren’t earning a living. traffickers and anyone partaking
jen-iii: So uh, me and rhinocio have this headcanon on how they found Amethyst in the context of The Homeworld T series and it’s rly cute but also kinda sad lmao Basically, When they found Ame, Ruby and Sapphire more or less raised her since she was
Okay so uh, I actually need to eat and go lie down because I’m still insanely jittery and queasy and yeah, too much excitement far too quickly on an empty stomach so if I don’t answer anything for a while, thats why!
not drawing porn anymore playing toontown online with charlie and maybe someone else MAKE A FREE ACCOUNT AND PLAY WITH US we’ll help you level and stuff idk uh we’re probably gonna get banned
no-octopus-for-me replied to your post: so uh, due to a silly turn of events, … ok i’m gonna tell you a secret. squint at your bird. seriously, it’s a sign of happiness and comfort, and it can rub off. so take some time to sit and squint at
lol uh i don’t really draw fanart and i don’t watch rwby or anything and i feel like this is really out of character but i wanted to draw something un-school related the other day and your monochrome stuff is really cute so. I hope you’re doing
Johnny Depp: (about Al Pacino) He likes to tell jokes. And he liked to tell me this one specific joke over and over, and I, uh, didn’t really understand it.David Letterman: You didn’t get the joke.Johnny Depp: I didn’t get the joke.David Latterman:
scaredwirt: so like uh jessica jones pilot episode is definitively one of the best pilot episodes of anything i’ve ever seen, it’s steeped in realism and truth and the visual effects and cinematography were unmatched by anything marvel has ever put
euesworld:“Soft kisses and even softer hugs?? Yeah, I can love you like that.. to die for cuddles and snuggling until the sun rises, uh huh.. I can love you like that. Kissing your little fingertips and opening doors for you, mmmmm, I can love you
