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musclelover4826:maxhockeyjock: We’re gonna take your brains and split em up between us. I’m gonna be a doctor, Cliff’s gonna be a lawyer, and Brian’s gonna be … uh, somethin else smart. You? You’re just gonna focus on your muscles and
orlandofox: Uh oh, looks like you were fallin’ asleep on the job again! Pretty sweet of the gang to tuck you in, though. :) I could spend five nights there if they were this cute and nice and not, you know, horrifying and murderous. Also, too: I have
wimpe: Uh-oh!! Oooooh, it looks like somebody wet his di-dees and needs his pink di-dees changed! You just stay right here sweetie, and let “mama” get your changing pad, fresh diaper, wet wipes, diaper rash creme and baby powder. For the love
kaiyarrr: …… ……uh, you having fun there Derek? Stiles is harder to draw and recognise with his new hair…but it’s so cute and PERMED and fluffy lookin and *swoons* Derek appreciates it. Prompt@Nad
norithics: xylas: day 304 rouge day! Uh my god yes can Rouge just take other girls under her wing and teach them to be super spy thief tarts? PLEASE?? And perhaps help them become as busty and curvacious as her (Well, maybe not quite as much as her)
cemorethepenguin: p3nisp0w3r- yeah uh huh you know what it is black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow
echev0725: UH HUH YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW
Disgusting!!! woke up this morning and found these bumps on my thigh! what kind of bug does that? haha fukkkkkkk it hurts like hell!!! uh and while i was burping my lil sister, she threw up all over me! uhhh. and the clouds are rolling in, booo!!
MEET Sasha Sherman & Alex Shalburov Blessed to have learned great choreo from these two dope Russian dancers!i liked their accent and they made these workshops frieken fun and halarious! i like how they can be childish and stuff! uh mayn i don’t
you-know-blah: wecameascumshots: im-all-pain-and-no-gain: n0remedy: im-all-pain-and-no-gain: im-all-pain-and-no-gain: Yep, I have no life. why does this have so many notes wtf i think it deserves more I think you’re all blind bang me uh.
mercurycitymeltdown: my fingers inside you, exploring my lips and teeth on the cheeks of your ass licking my fingers and savouring the taste I dip my head and let my tongue wander where it will baneestinson: uh huh
artsiesforever: munyusz: ufoannyu: gwendolyz: liiteri: fictitiousfaith: calvindile: jeazard: sugminefjorder: \ o / Google your own country! =D Rude, mean, smart and tall. Rude and happy. Hm… ugly and quiet. uh.. yep ^ Hungarians
fortzancudo: 23andmemes: fortzancudo: GOD today i served a family of 3 and the dad was like “i’ll have a cappuccino” and the kid, a girl of about 11, was like “PLEASE.” and he was like “uh yeah. please” and the kid goes “well you’re
So hey! uh. A few people have been asking me about donating before and if they can help chip in for the creation of Role Play and Undertail/tale things in general. And my response to that was that I would eventually make a patreon since I wasn’t comfortab
*plays a game on phone and slowly lets out a small leak* ... *leaks turns into a stream and slowly looks down as damp spot spreads and accident drips on the carpet* uh oh o///o *throws down phone and puts hands between my legs*
gamepony-verysecret:Chatting//Shiny: Uh… why you are half naked..?Vivi: i don’t know i just fighting with small slime and everything go black… and i wake up with nothing left much…Shiny: probably you lost and slime got upset.. and though you’re
So uh, I got another Ash Ketchum jacket. this one is fleece and has real pockets and doesn’t look like a costume. It needs a wash, but I think It looks like a normal jacket and I may be wearing it out as just an out and about thing. I just need
So I was washing my hands in the bathroom and I pushed the soap dispenser and completely missed my hand and it shot all the way to my shirt and it uh, looked like something else had shot out and landed on my shirt
tachipaws: Okay but Imagine Mitsuki and Sarada getting to be really good friends And he invites her to formally meet his parents And Sakura hears about it And just “Nope not this again nuh-uh they can come to dinner here we are not having another
yourmajestyyy: so me and my friend were joking around and I asked her “how do white people kiss if they don’t have lips” and she typed it into google and this is the FIRST thing that shows up. uh the fuck type shit is this! One: she spelled kiss
deanlovesdudes: ok but in light of what misha said about cas wearing a thong and plug in a14 pls think about:cas taking off his coat and jacket on a hunt for some reason, and he bends over to pick something up and his thong shows and deans like, ‘uh??u
transxfiles:killhimagain:just a little sexCC: Kermit: Oh, oh, uh… well, fine. Listen, after these messages we’ll be back with a lot of great funny sketches and, and some neat songs… hm, and, and maybe some sex-Yellow Muppet: What?Kermit,
titties-n-cocks-universe:Mmm looks like Sarah Rae UH SHIT, HERE COMES THE REAL THICK HOT DIRTY MEATY SLUTS WITH HOT SLUTTY TITS,JUICY WET PUSSY AND HOT STINK ASS LOOKING SO HOT, NASTY, TRASHY, STINK AND SLUTTY JUST THE WAY YOU AND I LIKE AND LOVE THEM.
illumahottie: hunnessy: #when they sucking on ur clit and then they uh #slide them 1-2 fingers in #and start digging for the answers to life in ya pussy #and the lord himself comes down and gives you a high five #like bitch u made it
frogparty: frogparty: okay uh the minecraft end poem was WAY too heavily and comforting and life changing for eight year old me to be reading and comprehending after killing a giant dragon in a video game and its been years and it still makes me cry
dadsamuggle: Do you believe in God? Uh, I believe in things greater than us, and I believe in love in human beings, and I believe in, um, reverence, and spirituality and divinity. Whether or not that is embodied in whatever documents might call it ‘God’
booasaur: The Bold Type - 1x04 - “What I really wanted to say was…uh, was just…how amazing you are. You’re courageous and thoughtful and honest and you’re the only person I’ve ever met who, you know, completely throws me off my game. And…I…think
hanche: Have you noticed that Zarya copies other heroes’ lines when she respawns? Like, she copies Zenyatta when she says “A temporary set back”, Mercy when she says “A speedy recovery”, and D.va when she says (in a mocking voice) “Uh-uh,
bakamura: “Lucy, do you and Natsu kiss? Papa and mama do all the time…”“U-uh… Natsu and I aren’t mother and father…”“Natsu. It’s an order.”
kiltedpatriot:sock-bound:“Uh-uh! I don’t want to hear any muffled complaints about that cleave gag…I deliberately chose it, as it matches your shorts. And quit struggling, as the only place you’re going, is where & when I
Mark said that, uh… that he misses me. But I miss him, you know? I, uh… I really… I really miss him. You know, and he… he thinks that I still love Jackson, but I try to tell him that I don’t, I try to tell him that I still love him…
beyoncefeyonce-blog: i hate when you’re in class and you completely zone out and then the teacher stops talking and everyone starts to do work and you’re just like uh wat r we doing fuck my life
hurtfawn: i went to starbucks today and there were some obvious hipster bloggers working right and they saw my shark sweatshirt and they were like ‘omfg i saw that on tumblr awesome dude lol sharks!!’ and i was like “uh huh give me a chai tea latte’
weaklys: thesproutingcolours: crimesandkillers: Transcript between Jake Evans and 911 dispatch operator 911 Dispatch: Parker County 911, where is your emergency? Jake Evans: Uh, my house. 911: What’s the emergency? Evans: Uh, I just killed my mom
lbdadlvr: jock-sweat: Nah uh uh…. No mouth yet. Just breathe “daddy” in for a while. Get your nose in there behind my sac. Get me on you and remember me all day long when you take a deep breath. LBDadLvr - Nuff said!
manlydadchaser63: …”OOPS…uh…yea, love ya too Son…uh…give me a few minutes and I will be out, okay?”…
lilith-not-eve: I love spontaneous sex. Like when you’re just watching tv and chatting and then you lean over to kiss her cheek but she kisses you back and pulls off your top and then she’s on top of you and whoops sexy times. Uh huh. Oh, yeah..
gifgreys: Uh, also Nancy in path, uh, Meg in dermo, nurse Tia and her sister, but, you know, not at the same time.
Standing outside in the sunshine, Sabrina looked at Mr. Crude and said, “Pull my zipper down and you can play with my boobs.”“Out here?” he asked.“Uh-huh… and then you can reach under my skirt and finger me. I’m not wearing a thong.”“And
stepdaddymac: withalowercaseb: “Daddy, will you come and fuck it? It’s been so hungry all day.”“Uh uh, is there a magic word we’re forgetting?”“Oh! Please, Daddy! Please!”“That’s better. You know I spoil you.” The middle Boi has
yummum109: “Mathers Street uh…you need to go past Third Street and take a left at Uh…what on earth are you doing?”Sorry i just couldnt resist ..i mean, your fucking tits are incredibleOh erm excuse me …..ooh god if anyone saw you young manOh
absolutelynuminous: sixpenceee: Found from this video titled “something crawling on the walls of the houses on Samara” Damn NO NO WAY UH UH that is a giant spider and I AM OUT OF HERE
superdaddy90: Come over her Princess I want to see how wet you have gotten waiting for me today. Uh uh, crawl to me little one. Good now turn around and let me see that pretty little kitty.
eggparent: uM this is for one of my favorite artists. i hope they like this i know my art style is wonky and yea but uh harumi if you see this hi, and i like your art its very cool and u r cool. i hope you have a good day! and you are correct showers
her-rightful-place: Yeah, I’m dirty too, motherfucker. I’m giving up the pussy. AND this fat black ass, if you man enough to hit it right. Fuck me. Harder. HARDER, you bad boy sonofabitch. I ain’t no skinny ass teenager. Uh uh, don’t
bimboisbetter: “Yes Sir… yes, I did see your email… uh huh… totally! No, I watched it, like, six times! I knooooow, but it was soooo fun to watch… yes Sir.” “Uh huh! No, I kept my heels and my, like, stockings. Yeah! They were
mypeachkitten:i uh… really want to just casually stroke a cute persons cock while watching tv or something, making sure it’s just too slow and just to gentle and just too irregular of a movement for them to cum, and hear them get all whiny and desperate
coke-uh-cola: coke-uh-cola: sometimes i resent canadian stereotypes but tonight a moose walked into our town supermarket and is strolling around inside at this very moment i thought it had been evacuated but people are continuing to shop with the moose
ramendude: corpxe: I want someone to eat strawberries with me and take cute pictures with me and and they won’t mind sitting outside for hours smoking and listening to oldies. UH HELLO OH HELLO
goldenxpvssy: prettyboyshyflizzy: baetology: youngblackandvegan: noface-mick: imsofuckinchill: thepoeticlovechild: New York Females Be Like… I can’t. Uh uh dis lil boy aint just come for my city son mad disrespectful to me and mines but
jaysun: macromvontus: theworksofegan: Yeah, these are, uh, some nice leaves here, uh, very nice, don’t mind if I just—WAHAHAHAHA. this is the best thing *life is full of lessons we must learn and….FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK IT ALL*goes ape shit.
sflover88: Oh god *gasp* Oh god Oh god, fu-uh-uh-fuck my little pus-ss-y big brother. Yes! I’m Cumming, I’m Cumming, fuck Yeah, Cum in that pussy so deep and fill your little sister’s womb with your incestuous sperm. I want your babies brother,
221b-asgard: My stepmom saw my new necklace and asked if it was a ring from a boyfriend uh….yah it’s a….from my uh…….friend Frodo
goddessdick:uh huh uh huh i get it bestie *mounts and breeds you*
rcrtmi: so like i was talking to forever and a loogie flew out of my mouth and onto my bottom lip AND I PANICKED SO I ATE IT SO HE WOULDN’T SEE i brought it up all “so uh hey earlier a loogie flew out and uhh you didn’t see that did you" he
fuchs4chan: sketchtime “experimenting with anthro”- edition uh..um..so yeah i just scribbled around with some fennec and hyena stuff and then for some reason i remembered a doujin with that outfit in it and i HAD to use it and now i want to add mutual
123avalon: Tying the gorgeous Pip.uh at my Dojo - Model: Pip.uh - Rope and Photo: Avalon - Avalon’s Rope Dojo, Melbourne
123avalon:Tying the gorgeous Pip.uh at my Dojo - Model: Pip.uh - Rope and Photo: Avalon - Avalon’s Rope Dojo, Melbourne
