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undertaild: So hey! uh. A few people have been asking me about donating before and if they can help chip in for the creation of Role Play and Undertail/tale things in general. And my response to that was that I would eventually make a patreon since I
spookypepper: heyitspj: wecanspooky: superdiduper: jake and dirk kissed in front of erupting volcano rose and kanaya kissed in a dark tunnel uh that took me a second I DON’T GET IT…. dicKS AND VAGINAS
So uh….I thought I’d nap a bit after I made that post about returning home and schedule change. just for an hour and last I recall the sun barely set and now it’s rising …..jeebus
stormy70: blackownednakedbitch: eat and eat and eat and eat Uh yea
tredlocity: Alex Hirsch: …and then we see BlubsXDurland, and they’re canon. Disney: Sorry, what? Alex Hirsch: Uh, I said we see Blubs, Durland and their cannon. Disney: Oh, okay.
lil-miss-romance: Babygirl knows how to put out 🙊 Whenever I have a big uh oh, I get super red and my legs shake really bad. I always end up running to my mommy and grab onto her leg real tight and cry 😭😭🤗💕 ~ Lil Miss Romance
theartofangirling: island-delver-go: dinobot: when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont” Called
it’s ok, handfucker. just stare at the pretty porn lola is pumping into your cock and rutting deeeep in ur brain mining all that dopamine. uh huh the more edged and erect you are for fist and porn the easier it is to let your goon be HXRD. grunt ur
So…uh… *looks up from typing at my own freaking mother* my mom came home early and is talking to me and im in a soaked diaper and she EVEN MADE ME PULL UP SWEATER CAUSE SHE WAS LIKE “ooooooh cute jeans are they new??? Pull them up let
fluffyomorashi:I don’t wanna gooo yet *clenches and blushes* Ahh *clears throat* uh hellooo! A few people noticed I been absent and not post as much (i’m having a few family/friend/me personal problems and haven’t had time or mentally be up to doing
lostmyvirginitytomozart: t4lkn3rdyt0m3: This movie is the perfect example of why a bard and a rogue should never leave the party and go off on their own adventure. Uh, this movie is a perfect example of why a bard and a rogue should absolutely leave the
airagorncharda: 0xalis: uh actually dont? yell at hets for using words like datemate and partner? because there is always a chance that one of them is a closeted trans person and they’re trying to not misgender them while also not outing them and
cappucosmic: So I, uh, was on /co/, and there was a Rule63 thread, and someone complained about how people genderbend Power Girl as having a cock window, or just in general having an enormous cock, and I threw out the idea of his signature being a massive
omorashisuggestion:Hey, um, I know you just moved to the neighborhood, and I don’t really know you, and I don’t want to bother you or anything, but uh…pLEASE LET ME USE YOUR TOILET oh my godd I’m locked out right now and I REALLY HAVE TO GO OKAY
bmann0413 replied to your post:bmann0413 replied to your post:omg uh. kiss and… Not for me. I think I’ve been fighting it too long and nowadays I’m losing. :P For me it was just like (Reads a few Taylor Swift tweets) and bam.
fumbledeegrumble replied to your video:Some belly wobbling to go with the photoset…I…Er, uh, and, just so I don’t sound like a complete and total tool for that flirt… I have no idea and if you DO find out, please let me know because I’ve
dirkstriders: hey uh. *clears throat* homestuck is genuinely pretty good, five nights at freddie’s was scary and interesting with great lore, fortnite and minecraft are harmless, and oh baby you bet your fucking BUTTONS that undertale still slaps
dumbass-bitch-disease: crystalqueer: My sister said the birds in her town were acting weird and I was like uh-huh whatever and then she sent pictures and Now I’m terrified. Is this Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds (1963)?
animution11:gluten-free-pussy:I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?”
marlynnofmany:adv3nturelust:the-tired-tenor:So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!Give credit to the 30-year-old who did this shit for free and
box316: SO YEAH i was watching my sister play splatoon and she was gonna practice uh?? some sniper weapon and she accidentally clicked ranked battle instead of regular battle and it was just fucking hilarious to me so i drew it
island-delver-go: dinobot: when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont” Called out for being a fake
filmgifs:I just thought about you, man, I… We got this jukebox in here and, um… folks come by and play they songs, that’s the music we get in here, and it’s… This dude, man… Just reminded me of you. So, uh… Hey man, if you ever come to town,
darlingbunni: Cat Maid POV BJ and Fuck - พ.99 | 11:25 minutes What happens when your maid gets horny? She teases you and starts playing with your dick, then starts sucking on it, and you finish by fucking her until she squirts. Uh oh… looks like
samurairenner: so uh why isnt it splatwoon or spla2n?? i mean ive never actually played the game but i like the character designs so - today was slow and i was tired and kinda was off in another world and my leggings were kinda uncomfortable which
folieadeus: “Well, I run the office, and tend the cabins and grounds.. and do little, uh, errands for my mother.” (Psycho, 1960) 0
doomquasar: “Uh, one night my dog leaned against a wall because his back legs decided that they were done. And those kinds of stories never end well and this one wasn’t going to be different. We put him down the next day. I’m a writer and that
isa-ghost: 1ightly: i was looking at grapes in the store n this old lady comes up to me n goes “youre not stealing these are u?” so im like uh no lol? and she goes “oh, well i am” and grabbed a handful of grapes and left GKSKVKSM
I’m not really up and up on “the big names in indie gaming” but uh, i see a lot of this phillip fish character, didn’t he make that game about the little white blob wearing the hat and the blob did stuff and the game was called
sirlorence: fredbounder: Too much Sword Figthers in Super Smash Bros uh? Don’t try and trick me with logic and facts. its funny how many posts ive seen saying there are too many fire emblem characters, when there were only 4 in the base game. and
magnusban: “Well it was created pretty late at night, one night, so uh - and so, yeah basically I’m really good at balancing things on my head, and so we kinda ran out of games to play and so I found this, like, silver platter, put it on my head
ask-peppermint-pattie: Uh… O-Okay. He’s not mad? ((OMG I’M SO SORRY IT’S SKETCHY AND MESSY AND BEEN FOREVER *notreally* SINCE I’VE UPDATED! I’ve just had no inspiration to draw lately and I don’t know why, or I don’t find time to draw
…UH. SO I THINK I’M GOING TO COSPLAY PIZZA MIKU. Like… Miku wig, Dominoes tank top. AND A HUGE PIZZA CUTTER. Also any and all photos I take I will put myself in the middle of the shot like the app and do poses from it. …I
masterlovehurts: “Uh… Hi, mom… I… slipped and, and, I fell on his cock?” “Oh, sweetie, you don’t have to try to come up with excuses. It’s your birthday, you’re eighteen now, and if you want to fuck my boyfriend, you fuck him!” “Thanks,
crystalqueer: My sister said the birds in her town were acting weird and I was like uh-huh whatever and then she sent pictures and Now I’m terrified.
princesssilverglow: Uh… I had a panic attack again because the doorbell rang and after running around in the appartement trying to calm myself down, I decided to draw a happy looking Garnet with lots and lots of light to cheer myself up ♥ And it
So, I uh looked at pictures of needles and injections trying to look something up and I kinda triggered myself because I’m fucking stupid and now I cant stop thinking about some stuff.
littlejellybee-deactivated20221:Uh oh guys…I…I’m wearing too much now!! The second I got home from work I…well I wanted to put those cute..diapers on and..well I just taped one on and thought I should wear a pretty dress and put
escapethewritersblock: political-plant:my school has a yearly male “beauty” pageant called Mr. GM and today my friend told me “I can do mr gm” so im like “uh yeah any boy can do it but freshmen usually dont” and he grabbed me and hes like “No,
littleivy101: owbrien: so uh the drugs from my wisdom teeth removal have worn off and i looked back on my twitter from this morning and i “they took my teeths and didnt even say mazel tov”
8oo: there are weeaboos and there are Weeaboos if you call someone a weeaboo and they say “ye” they’re a weeaboo but if you call someone a weeaboo and they say “uh no that word is offensive im an otaku” theyre a Weeaboo u feel me
hospitalplant: abomination-of-gender: anyway it’s super fucked up people treat trigger warnings as slapstick jokes but spoiler warnings as serious and sacrosanct I was literally in group therapy today and someone said “and we’re triggered- uh,
zeekayart: 8oo: there are weeaboos and there are Weeaboos if you call someone a weeaboo and they say “ye” they’re a weeaboo but if you call someone a weeaboo and they say “uh no that word is offensive im an otaku” theyre a Weeaboo u feel me
equiuszahhak: so I uh… bought 贘 worth of rocks and a new tarot deck….. bismuth, opalite (tumbled and polished), malachite, red tigers eye, and an even BIGGER piece of labradorite
darksoulshaters: Someone sent me the below message for uh….reasons? This same guy was messing with us tonight and called us weak ass pussys repeatedly after being beat in darksouls 3 he sent several voice messages and talked smack and tried to get
squarekun: squarekun: so i told my mom i wanted cards against humanity for christmas then i hear from the computer room “is cards against humanity some anime thing?” and i’m like “uh it shouldn’t be why?” and i walk in and she had searched
political-plant:my school has a yearly male “beauty” pageant called Mr. GM and today my friend told me “I can do mr gm” so im like “uh yeah any boy can do it but freshmen usually dont” and he grabbed me and hes like “No, the school said
lucybellwood: lucybellwood: Rosy morning porthole view. So this went, uh, a little viral, and I’m cracking up seeing a pretty fair response division between “So soothing, I love the ocean” and “JESUS FUCK MY ANXIETY IS THROUGH THE ROOF.” And
jerkidiot: uh mm…. hello im a cop and according to ur records ur super cute and hella rad… the penalties for that are dating me.. and…thats it… .. .sorry i dont make the rules….
nazi-nurse: raideo: OK UH I GUESS THIS WARRANTS SOME EXPLANATION… Mev and I were joking around and the topic of Cecil as a tiny floating cuttlefish came up and I latched onto the idea so hard that its in one of my AU’s now LOL I have this really
