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noombean: learning with binu and subsequently failing (drive safely kids!)
fistmynurse: Tried and mostly failed - it’s hard to keep my fist in as my dick goes in because it twists my arm at a funny angle! Anyone done this got any good advice?!~ Rufio
catsandcunts: We made a cake for our friends that let us stay with them for a few days We used this cool new non-stick pan for the first time that my mom gave me and then all of a sudden my life has never been a bigger disappointment than it
titounettes: naturalmomma: Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate
sourcedumal: infernalpume: shmeards: supervirgin: dontforgettheclit: iamnotjody: dope-kulture: Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48! 🐐🐐🐐 G.O.A.T wtf I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people
dexedrine-and-dollars: Fail flirting with the cameraman while concentrating.
Even in the new world order of absolute Female dominion, Lauren would occasionally come across a disrespectful boy. Missed in the endless roundups. Perhaps clueless to the new protocol. Failing to drop to his knees, daring to make eye contact. Sigh…there
Kneel out here on the walk with all My shopping bags clenched in your mouth. Eyes down. Head bowed. I’m going into Fendi to drop a few thousand on leather goods. Then it’s off to Jimmy Choo. They’ll be heavy. But you won’t fail
darkmiko: widdlez: davescoolshit: I WAS INTERNALLY GASPING AT EVERY PICTURE rebloging this again because it’s gorgeous and never fails to make me smile This is one of the most precious things I’ve ever seen. Beautifully done.
jadeandtorimakeablog: Two girls, a moose and a failing heterosexual.
rafi-dangelo: Donald’s penis is on film somewhere.Ivanka is pretending to Science for the internet.Junior had an affair with the blowup doll formerly known as Aubrey O'Day.And Eric failed a 3rd grade spelling test.Just another day for the First Fambly!
utopians:trying and hilariously failing to participate in bdsm with harry houdini
ohhgoditsrabid: deteno: herecomesthedragon: I really tried to find the author and I failed. Forgive me :( I found the author! Please reblog this again with link to their profile Aww it’s okay cutie dragon. More mass means you can be the valiant
jdinwv: please help.. i’m depending on you😔https://www.gofundme.com/helpurbuddyjamesi tried on my own and i failed..
reclamon: I tried, and i fail _( :3 」∠)_
perpetuallycaffeinated: OK, so stay with me here: Post-TLJ, Kylo’s struggling to strike a balance between placating Hux and never, ever letting him forget that he’s subordinate to his new Supreme Leader. The best way to do this? Combine his craving
bbwmochyn:I can’t help but be super turned on over friends/family pointing out how much more dependent I am on others helping me recently. The “you poor thing” when I try and ultimately fail to do something that should be straightforward
ap-pokemon:#428 Lopunny - An extremely cautious Pokémon, Lopunny cloaks its body with its fluffy ear fur when it senses danger. It is very conscious of its looks and never fails to groom its delicate ears. If someone touches their ears roughly,
madhouseicecream: They try to look cool (and they failed) Shannon <3
cracked: The whole Internet gif’d that moment where Guy Behind Neil Patrick Harris shuffles away, but the true magic of Guy Behind Neil Patrick Harris is how long that guy is Guy Behind Neil Patrick Harris. Take a second and luxuriate in Guy Behind
I just unlocked the American Dad Season 9 Premiere sticker on GetGlue 5461 others have also unlocked the American Dad Season 9 Premiere sticker on GetGlue.com In the Season 9 premiere, Steve and Snot fail to
spindlesx: Pinkie’s Cow Bikini So, there are these things called “backless panties” and they fail to cover up buttholes. Why is this fat-assed pink pony so perfect? (what a cow) If you enjoy my work, please consider supporting me here!
theycallmenaughtygirl: When the moment is so intense and words fail you…
why would you release a new pokemon game and a new batman game all right before nano? whY would you
crush-me-casually: u try to be as cute as her and u fail miserably
anarchblr:hotvampireadjacent:ABOLISH POLICE AND FREE MY HOMEBOY DJ TOILET
seraphsfire: How To Fail At Being Human: A Guide by John Mitchell
nolikereally: cephalopodqueen: (via Lemonduil by ~MommaCabbit on deviantART)OOOOONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON trying to find some way this could be better and seriously failing now where’s his lemon husband
sekahyyh: okay but what if Yu Yu Hakusho was a slice of life anime and Toguro failed his math test because it was on percentages
gay-of-demonic-charm: Hersha and Berta ~
ivader: Soon after destroying the Jedi, the Emperor had told Vader that he would one day be tempted to kill him. He’d said that the relationship between Sith apprentice and Master was symbiotic but in a delicate balance. An apprentice owed his Master
Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt
buffyann23: David Tennant as Walt Jodell in HBO’s Camping 2018“DAVID TENNANT IS ADORABLE” - Entertainment Weekly(yeah, we’ve been saying that for years where have you guys been?)
cuddlingcassandra: *dumps more caffeinated garbage into my failing corpse* im thriving
velvetgurl: velvetgurl: ok i decided not to be so emotional and overreacting failed
the-kill-of-brunette-bombshells: Trust me im a jedi? 😄😘 Trying to sleep and still failing at it fml 😭💕💖💕
suppermariobroth: In Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, failing the second input in the Chopper Bros. move will cause this animation to play.
obnoxiouscanary: torotix: lugidog: Since the Pokeddex challenge for December was outdated with the XY inclusion, I have created an updated version of this challenge to include X and Y. All the rules are the same as the original one, we’ve just
*stays up way too late again*
n3rd-: I tried to do a love triangle and I failed….(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*
liz-x-adventure: graphiteknight: He was counting on me… and I failed him. ((I’m so relieved I’m not the only one. That 3DS just cannot tell when I am winking at all. Or when I have to go “wide-eyed” most of the time. It just hates my eyes
cas-is-deans-unicorn: diaryofajohnlockian: wickedwitchoftheeastcollins: I HAEV BEEN LAUHGIN GFOR ABUOT THRITY MINTUES SOMEON EHALP i tried not reblogging this again and i failed
chuggeyartandcosplay: chuggeyartandcosplay: All done~ here’s my new set of cloakless raven photos for anon bonus: i tried to do a cape flip and i failed h o r r i b l y
luvisblack:Anita never fails. #LuvIsBlack #MarleysThoughts #BTOMBG no. she doesnt.
brycis-pet: Just try not to edge for her…I tried…and I failed spectacularly…I simply can’t resist Miss B. I’m too deeply in love with her perfect curves already…it’s too late for any kind of rehabilitation…this is my home…on the edge
askmariku:[OOC: LOL me and my fail GIFs]
My special snowflake cat is not graceful. Graceful cats can do this And then there’s Calypso
Cross off the ones you’ve done 1. had sex 2. bought condoms 3. gotten pregnant 4. failed a class 5. kissed a boy 6. kissed a girl 7. used a little paper bag for lunch 8. had a job 9. missed the school bus 11. left the house without your wallet/purse
boomitsshey: positivelycurious: casdegraced: one bad test grade does not mean a failed class. an unhealthy meal does not make you unhealthy. one unkind remark does not make you a bad person. one cut, one binge, one purge, one fix does not mean being
pondermoofin: twhiddlestom: oh loki well probably not This never fails to make me laugh. Loki plz.
katswenski: Another Failed Escapade.
turnmeonfun: prettyricky8: Precum and edging fail… Edged for a couple hours but blew my load on accident. It happens to the best of us.
lonely-asian-milf: and i fail, but when i can, i will
color-palettes: how are you today? Decent-ish. Personal crap and a failed spray paint coat on a model kinda dragging things down a little.
naturalmomma: Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?”
herecomesthedragon: I really tried to find the author and I failed. Forgive me :(I found the author! Please reblog this again with link to their profile