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CAMP W.O.O.D.Y.: Tentacles 101 Double FAIL! ——————————- COMMISSIONED ARTWORK done by: HvonD Concept and idea: me ————————- Some more Tentacles
slim2k6: CAMP W.O.O.D.Y.: Tentacles 101 Double FAIL! ——————————- COMMISSIONED ARTWORK done by: HvonD Concept and idea: me ————————- Some more Tentacles 101 pleasure/failure with the Dynamic Multi-dimensional Gothly
CAMP W.O.O.D.Y.: Tentacles 101: Double FAIL!! pt 3.——————————-COMMISSIONED ARTWORK done by: Temixart: http://temixart.tumblr.com/Concept and idea: me————————-Completed on Temixart’s stream early tonight….The
tortureanddenial: If you can stay soft in my mouth for 30 seconds, I will give you the blowjob of your life and let you cum in my mouth. If not, back to your cage until you learn a little bit of self control… …AND I FAIL! :’(
I went to the nail salon with the intentions of having them put a TARDIS and a sonic on my nails, but they refused to even try. So, I tried. And I failed. :(
larry-the-tiger: AND BACK BE UNPOPULAR DEMAND, ACTUALLY MORE LIKE DEMANDS TO KEEP ME AWAY BUT HEY THE TIGER DOESN’T LISTEN!!! so here is DOTA 2 for yall!! and me failing at it but pfft who cares about that right? aha ahaha ha….ha…………….yeahisuckatthegame
The blog of the day is http://mrjackthereal.tumblr.com/ All his pictures are always in Black and White…they never fail at turning me on…its another one of those blogs that just seem to capture all those sexy private moments…like
During the week before the party, Clive and Jerry held a competition between the five sluts, to see which of them would receive which station in the house. Having failed 3 of the 7 tests, Andria was received the worst of the stations: The downstairs bathr
It’s taking you too long to get an erection. Why don’t you tell me about what you suspect your wife and her boss do on their business trips? It never fails to get you penis hard.
It’s taking you too long to get an erection. Why don’t you tell me about what you suspect your wife and her boss do on their business trips? It never fails to get you penis hard.
morerisk: “Clearly it was a test when I said I wanted you to fuck my boyfriend, and you failed. Now I’m going to watch him knock you up, and your 18 year punishment will begin.”
jrp-confessions: Shoutout to @warukiix for being the cutest and the sweetest. She never failed to make me happy whenever I see her on the dash.
I need to push Dreams a few days back, my story needs Green and Blue first. DON’T LOOK AT ME AT LEAST I’M ACTUALLY KEEPING TO THE PROMPTS THIS TIME…….. sorry I failed Sunday: Dreams Green NextPrevious
skysignal: sadboybrigade: i can’t handle this video like he looks so nervous about being a father but he’s trying his best and being so gentle with the little baby i’m lsjflsjflsjgahga look at these cute pibble hippos oh my god
samaoki70: I wonder if you remember a lady in a pleasure house, Yuki, who was being prepared to become a special slave for a rich patron. She was just about ready and the owner of the house let the patron to check her virginity. And, she failed.
This sexy pirate never fails to arouse… and it shows!
dhhhm: As a rule cunts are not allowed to break position when being caned, but that involuntary leg-lift upon impact is feminine and endearing and never fails to charm me. (It still earns the cunt extra strokes, though, of course.)
Madoka settled for Netflix instead of raunchy, nonstop sex. Homura, once again, trying to be cool, dark, and evil, but failing.
So, @ErinJeen the owner of ShopJeen.com stole a pic of two camgirls (@AubreyCyles_mfc & @Ava_Mfc) and said it was her @amooolia. They act like it’s actually them until someone calls them out. Then they claim they were “trolling” and “making
wreckedblog: ohrkid: theblondephilosopher: chanelempire: niansomerhalder: Ian Somerhalder - Model Citizen 2013 i tried to scroll past this and i failed THE WRINKLES ARE SQUISHY I CANNOT SCROLL PAST THIS AND NOT REBLOG, omfg HOW CAN YOU SCROLL
27.08.2010 | 23:35 awful day with too much work with too much calls with too much meetings and a lot of fucking fails!
sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box: fyeahfreebatch: The host of the 2010 Crime Thriller Awards offers Benedict some friendly advice. (x) And Benedict’s like : ”I know , I tried and I failed.”
cutiebum: abcdefgabs: l0stkeys: spmib: ahahaha i try and be sexy and i fail everytime whutever hi hmph bimps i think we should have sex. umm, threesome? make it a foursome
king-god: sort of a re-draw of this >LINK< 'cause i hate it and i wanted to draw some jonhrose because they’re just \(T∇T)/ –(oh & sorry for my horrible anatomy i just wanted to try out a different perspective and i FAILED
Hypnotized: Gracie and I fail at Rick and Morty Impressions 00:08 Introduction 02:30 Eyes Stuck Shut Induction 03:00 Five more minutes! (Self Sleeping) 03:45 The making of a minion (Helpless Heroine) 05:22 Wardrobe Malfunction 05:50 Triggered Doll
TFW when you’re a Hypnotist who’s spent days designing a fun and original D&D adventure for your friends only to realise halfway through that you’ve relied on Mind Control as a plot hook without even realising it and you’re not as original
From the man who brought you Garnot, and Nopal earlier today, comes Sardon’tyx.I feel kind of bad that the folks on Reddit are missing out on these gems, (Do you get it, because they are Gems and I’m using gem as an adjective for these drawings?
@ultraloudbouquethideout tried to send me this GIF twice but it failed in the submission twice so I recreated it myself.From Masha and Bear episode “Best Medicine”
Team Yume Plays: “Zork: The Underground Empire” Madhog, Devar and Jade don’t know the word “Fail.”
Klar - the Emerald Doll - is the housekeeper of Castle Hushabye. Voiceless and without a will of her own, she follows the Master’s directives with cold precision and without fail. Fearing for their lives, the other inhabitants of the castle avoids
So idk what the hell happened, but mah tablet wont turn on and i tried four different cords, none worked. So until some magic happens, wont be arting, at least not digital.
Im supposed to be studying for two exams i have tomorrow but VIXX is making that impossible and I have to wake up in a few hours alskda;ska life ruiners;-;
I return to school tomorrow and i did absolutely none of my homework this whole spring break..
herdys: If you look carefully into their eyes… you can feel their true heart. They’ll probably, without fail, fall for you.
minidramas: “I had no time to look sideways. I looked straight ahead so that I wouldn’t fail. I only looked ahead. And I thought I had lived harder than anyone else around me. What was it that went wrong?”
Me: heck yeah! I’m gonna drink a whole beer and maybe have a hold tonight! Me, 40 mins later trying to ignore my already painfully full bladder while in the shower:……..frickkkkk I hope I can make it……….Me, 3 mins after
feminazisandmanginasbeware: peoniespoppiesandowlsohmy: sreddish: irishily: sonotaghostkid: This is really not okay. I think some people fail to realize that men can be sexually assaulted, too, and not just by other men. This girl shoves him against
hushabyevalley: Klar - the Emerald Doll - is the housekeeper of Castle Hushabye. Voiceless and without a will of her own, she follows the Master’s directives with cold precision and without fail. Fearing for their lives, the other inhabitants of
nemonedraws:Sketch of my gals fighting something in a grey void, wearing their wedding dresses because I thought the idea of something trying and failing to crash their wedding sounded fun.
asleepylioness: Dearest Lioness, I’ve missed you and your witty banter. I have very little insight for you today - except to say sometimes I wish I could be more of a grown-up and stop ‘failing’ at it quite so spectacularly. But, then I realise,
I keep seeing people do this 100% meme where they show how cool their art looks at 100% and basically I avoided doing it because all my art looks like fuzzy sloppy balls at 100% like how do you guys even do that are you wizards
alphaamongmen: My original Texas boy is one of my most faithful boys… Always in chastity and nevermind failing to send me his daily pic to report in… Even during my hiatus and often several times a day… Incredibly proud of you boy!!
thisishangingrockcomics: me : 💫✨🌟❇✨🌌 (body of celestial intent, untethered) you : 🔭🔮🔍🔬 seeking a glimpse and understanding of me through earthly means of man and ultimately failing
roadhonk:I first read this story on Reddit several months ago but in the time since then it has absolutely haunted me and I regularly remember it as I’m laying down to sleep and without fail even thinking about it will make me laugh hard enough that
yumakitty: Konnichiwa.I just collected my exam results and I failed.I beg my teacher to give me A+,he replied,“Sure but on one condition”.Masturbate like a tgirl and record it.I complied.I’m going to show this to my teacher.I hope I can get A+.
braeburned: A sketch request for Zuflux! Their Burmecian character underestimating how pent up they were and trying (failing) to get it all down. Super fun pose and character on this one! (see stuff like this a week early on my patreon!) Unf~
imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP trying to be domestic and fluffy and entirely failing at it. It’s funny, because I’m writing a fic with this as the prompt RIGHT NOW <3
ironfries: they’ve been coming to the park for years, almost without fail every sunday afternoon FOR TALLY who completed her homework and also for me because i want a new wallpaper shares with you guys too
You surround yourself with good people. That’s what you do. Find someone better than you. ‘Cause then when you fail, you have to deal with their disappointment. And that’s what keeps you true
#he doesn’t cry when she’s taken from him #ripped from him #stolen from him because she was so brave #because she trusted him and he failed her #he doesn’t cry when he walks back to the tardis #and her pink jacket is still hanging there #he doesn’t
armageddidnt:The three (3) times people assumed Aziraphale and Crowley were a coupleAka the three (3) times Aziraphale and Crowley failed to correct them
just because i don’t follow u back doesn’t mean i think u have a shitty blog. you might just have posts/fandoms/stuff i don’t really want on my dash. and hey, that’s fine. it’s YOUR tumblr you’re here for you and that’s goodgreatawesome
gameological: “No Final Fantasy game has been so committed to loneliness as Final Fantasy VI, though, which is strange considering it has the largest cast of colorful world-saving heroes. Stranger still, they fail to save much of anything, and
lgbtiwtv:saw has one of the craziest cases of two same-face white guy main characters I’ve ever seen in any piece of media like I’m gonna cry why tf do strahm and hoffman look like failed clones of the same man 😭 yea, like
giftvd: Jenna, there was nobody else that could of gotten me and Jeremy through all of that. You put your whole life on hold for us. And i failed you, I’m so sorry.
cartnsncreal: Kneeling is a very respectful, thoughtful and powerful means of “protest.” the PROBLEM is… what some ppl fail to acknowledge/recognize/realize/understand is they seem to forget why this whole thing was started in the 1st place
g1sunstreaker:balcklion:A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in…i
thesickestjokes: Failed my Health and Safety test this morning..One of the questions was: “In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”“fucking large ones” wasn’t the answer they were looking for.
roadhonk: I first read this story on Reddit several months ago but in the time since then it has absolutely haunted me and I regularly remember it as I’m laying down to sleep and without fail even thinking about it will make me laugh hard enough that