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When the girls failed to answer the door bell, he used his key to let himself in. He found the blonde screaming in pleasure as the brunette hungrily munched her pussy.“You whores!” he roared, “You dare ignore your Master?!”The
It’s not only that your wife insists in making you watch, the worst part comes afterwards. She never fails to ask you if you’ve seen how a real men can please her, if you’ve ever fucked her like a real man would, if you are a real man or…
Honey, thank you for your present, but I would rather prefer that you asked him to fuck me. Unlike you, he never fails to make me come.
storyofasub: Why I like having things in my ass That’s the exact title Daddy gave me for today’s writing… he’s not making things easy. I’m trying very hard to make this a thoughtful, deep (ahem) post… and kinda failing. Don’t get me wrong,
asklickylick: Hooray for terrible whiteout fails Oh UG, what have you gotten yourself into? Please help, this has been going on non stop for a week..(Haha! I love the expressions in this! Seems like its been awhile since you’ve drawn UG, thanks
racinglegends: Coolmore Stud’s Danehill Dancer, an underrated sire, has been retired from stud duties at age 21. The stud stated that his “fertility has been declining steadily over the past number of years and he failed to impregnate any mares this
orangejuicex2: ive been pretty artblocked these past few days so all of these r just me tryna get out of it but failing rip me theyre all p bad LOL I EVEN TRIED TO DO CAL
Once in a while I enjoy Joan’s cliffy squirting on her taut stomach. It is a very sensual act to me when I get to lick her cum off her body and never fails to get my clit very hard *giggle*
pinkpolicebox: Look what finally arrived!!! I commissioned this shirt back in February and it only arrived this afternoon…but oh well, I am just happy to have it (￣▽￣)ノ I tried making a Cassandra bitch face in the first picture, but I think
Some failed seduction for u
schaddenfreude: velmster: when kenya rosewater asks sameen shaw to ‘get out of here’ and sameen shaw kisses herlet’s discuss this big gay incest web What the frak? I’m so confused.
stuffgoingviral: And he was never seen again in the Gym!
ebonyliketofuck: Ebony Pics and Videos here
Her playful nature captivates me. The little defiant moments, where she petulantly pretends that she can be in charge too. That happy little spark in her eyes is a fire I will never let die. Exercising her independent streak never fails to end with her
iloveyoubiebs: you tried and you failed
I’m sorry, Disney, but I really thought we had moved past the point where the only difference between characters were hair color and wardrobe choices.
catsuitmonarchy: syntheticbaeddel: killbenedictcumberbatch: jhenne-bean: williamlarson: missespeon: nothing has changed.png Sharper eyebrows, fuller cheeks and lips, softer jaw line, longer neck, thinner shoulders, new mouth shape, kick ass costume
That Radical Marxist Commie Terrorist Bieber won Best Male. Take his green card away and deport him back to Canada!!!
shdingo: 30m challenge. luna swapped with twilight. YET AGAIN i get an hour to do this piece and i failed to notice till 10 minutes after the 5 minute mark. this thing could have been beautiful. Stay Sharp~ X3 Teehee! <3
clubfootandcameltoe: that steve mcqueen wig (win) is almost better than the gun fail.
thirtyminuteboyfriend: “I see myself out of my own eyes, which means I have no idea what’s going on the other way around. I just think I try to be a good person — and I fail.”
When you receive your exam paper and you failed.
thefireinyourheart: Words Fail Me by =dorkypyro
delightfully-derranged: tonystarksnipples: calamithyjane: riddlemehiddleston: pulpfanfiction: glocktary: thoracs: you did it you win the award for best addition to my post i tried so fucking hard to scroll past this i tried and i failed
People who wear these hats, airmaxs and raincoats. please take note that you look like a complete douchebag. You just look like lads, please stop.
spoken-not-written: this elephant represents every tumblr user when doing sport Not bragging, but I’m actually great at sports. Especially football and soccer.
tr0pical-paradise: But it is still the most amazing photo ever. vv jensenjessica: tried to make a gif, and it failed.
tamiibby863: I always tried doing this and epic failed. My Favorite Fuckin Show When I Was Small :D !
incesterotica: My daughter-in-law may have a fancy college degree… But I, her high-school graduate mother-in-law, can make her lick my ass at my whim… knowledge and wisdom fails against lust…. mmmmmhhhhhh…… ;) I wish I was the redhead girl
daddyandkittenposts: tortugasirandhiskitten: master-remus: submissivebluebird: submissiveinclination: master-randy-paul: Publicly, possessed by Him. It’s a great feeling for the Dominant, and never fails to send shivers down her spine every time
funnyordie: 7 Awesomely Creepy Pieces of Fan Art (Ladies’ Edition) Are these terrible? Yes. Yes, they are. And that’s why they’re amazing.
tit-w4nk: sex-like-a-nympho: disappearingshadows: So this is me trying to look all shmexi…and miserably failing. Just thought if give you guys a little laugh (y) jesus christ omfG
Challenge: Lock yourself up for 3 days! Then free yourself but don’t touch yourself for 3 days! Watch porn every day! If you fail - start over!
Relatable: How it felt being the only white boy in my school class.Epitomized in the occasion I attended a classmates birthday party. The whole time spent among the group of girls in their pretty party dresses, shyly and awkwardly failing to converse
it is predominantly comprised of images which you know people would like to see at full size, yet they appear only as tiny thumbnails and there is no included link to view the images at full size. For this, you are either an idiot, or inconsiderate.
Trying to take a selfie with Viserion and myself. Had no idea it was recording until about halfway. Yay me being awkward!
marienightscape: I had this idea of Lapis trying to send a sexy pic to someone (Jasper, Garnet or Peridot probably) and just fail at the end. First time using Photoshop to animate in a while.
Night Blogger Steven attempts to empathize; fails
transnebula: after a single pale rose everyone’s first thought was “I cant believe greg fucked a diamond” but what you fools fail to point out is that PEARL FUCKED A DIAMOND FIRST
Banana Rocket Celestia Yeah it kinda gets old, but one of my frienst requested ‘Celestia’ in my first drawing live streams. If you gusy are interested in my livestreams just send me a question and I will give ya guys a link to my page. (I
When Jake is on vaca
I just thought it was cute… lmao OTP tho and I failed anatomy yaaaaaybtw I found the cat/dog pic on google search so yeah XD tho it should be cat & fish dang it
Halloween Special! It was boarded by Sean, Kat, Benton and me (total quadruple threat!) Check it out this Monday at 8/7c on Cartoon Network. note: This promo was drawn in a sports bar during NY Comic Con. It needed way more love than I could give it at
Madhog Forgets How to Play “Final Fantasy IX”Madhog learns, in the hardest way possible, that “Final Fantasy IX” isn’t the kind of game you can just play for a while, forget all about and come back to like a filthy casual.&md
herecomesthedragon: I really tried to find the author and I failed. Forgive me :( I found the author! Please reblog this again with link to their profile (Me in fantasy drawing VS Me in real life)
Always make sure the flash is off, and for shit sake put your phone on silent!
When Yellow Diamond asks why you failed your mission-First time drawing Jasper-
Another fail tonight: accidentally being 0.0002 seconds away from showing snap my face. You fuckers were sooo close
Can someone pls tell me where I can get some damn Reese’s pumpkins in New York City? I am like, 1 failed grocery store experience away from becoming this guy.
emdoestuff:i made more guys markiplier vibing with the penguins and markiplier failing yoga
miketrauts: Book covers x Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe for anon
ohskye: My shield pumpkin :) there is suppose to also be a hydra one but 2 hours later and 3 failed attempts I gave up
They didn’t ask what my name was and this happened. It tis a thing of beauty.
snowlightlightbright: Happy Birthday, @mcsweezy. Have some lingerie. (Lingerie isn’t NSFW is it? Well… I guess I better put down the tag.) I would say lingerie is saucy, not nsfwDude, these are pretty as all hell. Your stuff never fails to have
alohomorashlie replied to your post: alohomorashlie replied to your post: But guise how… Sensei has noticed you! What now? A. Do nothing and smile shyly. B. Bring him a home made bento for lunch every day. C. Monologue about your kokoro going
Why am i feeling like its literally going to kill me to just get a sheet of paper and start my world history hw. I really need to set my priorities straight ;-;
Just now starting my powerpoint 6 hours before school starts because its due tomorrow and I had 2 whole weeks to work on it.
Omg i finished my homework before 10pm for like the first time in my life and yet I can’t even turn it on time because I lost the teacher’s email
Im supposed to be looking up answers for a study guide but Google’s logo for today is like a mini video game you can play and I got so distracted. /sigh/
denselessly: coffeeandchapstick how dare you i just lost my shit omgf I saw it and i couldnt breatheeee lsnslanskzkanakn i miss laughing about stupid shit omg
