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You have earned this. My blood was about to boil out of my ears, and you were there to become the focus of my lustful intentions. You have done well for me; you have been a worthy little fuck doll. However, that doesn’t mean that I won’t still
You HAVE no choice. Everything is in my name now, you have no job or prospects, I’ve outed you to friends and family. Without me you have absolutely nothing. You will wear this 24/7 unless I say otherwise. I will put you on a weekly masturbation
Have you ever had this perfect story idea in mind, then realized that in order to get to it, you have to write basically an entirely separate book to set it up?Have you ever decided that you really don’t feel like doing that?Usually, that is when the
Ok ok i’m done, I’m sorry you have to see this
morgrana: spoken-not-written: what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug
Do you guys remember Night shit posting was a thingBut like only the Australians did it?
Send me "would you evers" and I'm gonna answer with yes or no
rjblaked: When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission… to dance.
bodyghost: jazzaroune: And for any of you having a bad day, here is my awesome dad. I wish I knew more white dads
styrofoamjezus: nijuukoo: florenceofalabia: nogoodison: trinathewolf: peppapigvevo: OH MY GOD SIR WHY WOULD YOU REMOVE THE CAPTION THAT LINKS THE VIDEO OF THIS MASTERPIECE HOLY CRAP I NEARLY WENT TO THIS KICKING MYSELF Fucking shit brilliant
superlansde:You guys don’t know this, but there’s a meme going on in Mexico about how our economy is going to collapse because no one wants to use their new fifty pesos bill because no one wants to let go of their axolotlsLook at that dude
feefal:feefal:Knaifu loves u very much🔪🩸She’s making you dinner
ofdarklands:totallyseiso:totallyseiso:totallyseiso:Dark mode has been stolen from meOpened the app at 1:30amThere’s a new update for the tumblr app that fixes dark mode#I’m sorry but this is such a funny gif #fuck you *un-louis your soix*
Reblog if you have been personally murdered by Ted Cruz
flamingpity: HER HANDS WILL SLAP YOU
jns-art: You have been visited by the spooky skeleton crew, share this image on your blog to spook ur friends. Reply thank mr and ms skeltal if ur spooked. Find me on twitter: https://twitter.com/jns_artist?lang=en
Have Courage, And Be Kind.
asskawa: Ushijima reminds me of those people you have to explain jokes to and then don’t even laugh after. Or the kind who ruin jokes by saying something stupid like “what..that’s impossible, chickens don’t cross roads they live on farms”
sidneycaster: Some days are just bad days, that’s all. You have to experience sadness to know happiness, and I remind myself that not every day is going to be a good day, that’s just the way it is
quantumacid: You have the Universe
makeugladucame: fuckyeahtw: thatswhatmakesyoubeaaautiful: DERMOT YOU BABE. all the awards. I fancy Dermot so much. I regret NOTHING.
the-freckled-feminist: writingjenna: hermionxjean: 56blogsstillcrazy: Black women something amazing Okay, but what professor was such an asshole that they wouldn’t let a woman in labor do a makeup exam? You know someone said some shit and she
are you serious?? this was a comment on a question about me still being in pain, not related to sex at all, get a life guy
wingeddildos: Reblog if you have been personally victimized by Misha Collins and his con scruff.
scrunchystark: Do you have a favorite character on the show?
do you guys like to nickname all your pokemon or just some and not others?
if you have muscles and tattoos we’re automatically married sorry i don’t make the rules
How will You have me?
myeroticmoments: Since you have been away on your spa trip, the thought of your receiving and extra special massage has had me incredibly turned on. He would start with a traditional massage, ensuring he works over your tense body. His hand will wonder,
saythankyoumaster: Show her what you have in mind for her.
lovesexaholics: whore—fucker: I love watching the face of a new girl when I first penetrate her. All I am thinking is… This is just the beginning. You have no idea how rough and dirty this is going to be.
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:You’re a Dom/Domme. Not a Bully. So if you have to force your Sub you have failed. Your lover has submitted to you willingly and if you have to use fear as a control device you have failed. Pain is for your pleasure together. So if you have to
archatlas: Underwater Shark Suite Would you sleep in this shark suite? French design agency Ubi Bene has collaborated with airbnb on an underwater accommodation — not suitable for the faint of heart. 360 degree transparent glass walls encircle
REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!
Christmas Pyrrha for xlthuathopec because they’re being a sweetheart and sending lovely messages and sourcing art and just overall being great, so here’s my Christmas present to you! Have a merry Christmas!
leolopez245: jen-iii: Christmas Pyrrha for xlthuathopec because they’re being a sweetheart and sending lovely messages and sourcing art and just overall being great, so here’s my Christmas present to you! Have a merry Christmas! I’m starting
Happy (Early)Birthday elasticitymudflap!I wanted to do a lil something for you on this special day so I did it early because your birthday is also on the same day as my Graduation and I won’t be home till very late, SO. I just wanted to make sure I
Garneeeeeeeet…. you have to stop just going around and stepping on people! To be fair, this time I was asked… Her Royal Thighness grants all wishes…. eventually
dev0rama: When you have a model this handsome, it’s easy to make them look great.
gordo4gordo4superchub: fluffyschaffer: Early Christmas gift to all my followers please feel free to reblog or save them for your own personal entertainment also if you have kik and want to chat or trade pics or whatever feel free to contact me on me
supergrissom: yeahyeahgoodjob: Touching is always a good thing… Do you have links to any of these photos
blastybone: megabaerchen: thebearsupthere: Come CloserMy 2 favorite men, Bruce and KJ, making out. You have no idea how hot it is to watch them. Geiler 🐻!! Richtig lecker!! 👅😋😜💦 Fucking hot
superchubly: Holy… yes, you have such a lovely set of balls there Gene
deckocub: wanderlustbear: I am the Underbear of the Week on “The Underbears” Podcast, found on Vimeo and iTunes. Take a look! Super-sexy friend being hot and jocked. It’s a nice view you have there ;)
dustie321: chubpornlover: liverdisastertea: Part 1 of my strip tease photoset. Thanks goes to my sweet love fierybiscuts for the idea. If you have any ideas of your own for pictures, send them on in. ñam ñam ñam Cutie
chubsatthetubs: Which of these chubs would you have voted for in our Best Belly Contest ?
daddybearwatch: ohh-daddy: Submission Follow Oh Daddy! for more gorgeous older men. Submit via tumblr or email: ohhsubmissions@gmail.com Only submit photos that you have permission for See the “Source” of the photo to find the original post I must
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I am so happy about that update rn you have no ideA
kissingeverysinglenight: horneygentleman: Ohhh you have done it now…… Black and white couples blog
anonymoose-revived:some jaspers I had no idea you have a new account, I’m so happy to see your stuff again!
coreyphoenix:tinyglowingtardis:unite4humanity:micdotcom:Watch: You have to see the look on his face when he realizesThis is the face of humanity.I LIKE THIS CAUSE IT’S NOT LIKE “LETS ‘FIX’ THIS DEAF PERSON”IT’S LIKE “LET’S DO A NICE THING
starbuckviper: Birthday gift for dashingicecream hope you have/had a good day :) MIKASAAAAAAAAAA♥
pulpofiction: So you have Tenzin and Unalaq vying to be Korra’s spiritual advisor, two adult men who both think they know what’s best for her, that what they can teach her is the most important thing she’ll learn, that she will be a good Avatar
nerdykiryu: 🌷 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗡 (again) 🌷 ✨please read the rules! ✨feel free to direct message me if you have 𝗮𝗻𝘆 questions at all. ✨as always shares of my commission
psy-faerie: psy-faerie: strawberry-kisu: lild0ll: “”“customers”“” need to stop thinking that sex workers can be bribed into doing services they don’t offer. if you want that service just find someone who offers it. i would not go to
Any further asks attacking me about or commenting on yesterday’s drama with prayforbooty, thepureskin etc will be blocked and reported. Unless you have something constructive to say or a genuine enquiry don’t bring it up at all. I’m fckin sick
ruinedmami:If you send me something gross just know I’m screenshotting and showing @peachemojimami then blocking youThanks for the entertainment creeps but no ✋🏼
