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> the face when you come back and entire dashboard is full of pizzaDont worry guys I put Fow-Chan back in her cage, ya’ll safe now.Have some tits instead:-DC
“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”
Everytime I see Kitten in pigtails it gives me an instant hard on and I just have to have her. right there and then. Those fuck handles on the sides of her head just flip a switch in my brain that I can’t control. So in honor of that, heres a post
esadollmisa: I want to be covered with cum. Give me a lot and bury me into cum pool. Any time Misa, I’d like to cum on your face, tits, ass and pussy. You have a curvy, sexy, svelte body, a great ass, and nice small tits, but best of all, you
angelicdiaspora: wahrsager: NO PROBLEM I SAID THIS WILL BE EASY I SAID IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD THOUGH BUT I HAVE TO MIRROR ITIT’S LIKE DRAWING ONE EYE AND THEN YOU HAVE TO DO THE OTHER SOBS
Another rule is that you have to invite your boyfriend to the company parties; our bosses like to meet the guys they have cuckolded.
marinahantzis: Interviewer: I’m very impressed with you. Sasha: Thank you. Interviewer: Yeah, you know there’s something different about you, you have something special. So for three or four people that know your story, since you haven’t had
Reblog if you don't have girlfriend or boyfriend.
notbad2240: redneck-juliet9: I told you I would b a good assistant Oh, and a good assistant you have been…
firm-grip-on-the-neck: Let’s see how dirty you can be…. I know you have a devilish little whore hiding inside
lolhellno: i dont get the “friend zone” like u made a friend how is that bad??????????? The idea is that someone who you have a deep romantic attraction to rejects you in a way that makes it sound like like are doing it for no good reason. The friend
Play the game here I’m not sure what happened, but I realized most of this one was a repeat of the last one. Must have been a copy error, so I fixed it. Anyways, this one ended pretty darn quickly. [5:28:20 AM] You have joined the game.[5:28:20
omahdon: Comic dub of an Overwatch fancomic by @ephinhell - featuring the voices of @totalspiffage as Widowmaker, and Tiana Camacho as Mercy! “But Tam, WHY do you have a kazoo?” I asked, to which Tamara replied, “Well how else am I going to have
erotic-nonfiction: Sometimes I think to myself “wow, Ruby, you do such a good job with time management and your work/life balance. You have a great social life while still doing high quality work and taking care of yourself. Way to go, you!” And then
what steps do y'all take when you feel extremely overwhelmed with things you have to do?besides doing one thing at a time and not procrastinating… which I am already aware of and abide by
tim-slutton: plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
neurolingual: im praying for every gay and lesbian individual living in kansas. my heart goes out to all of you. and if you have no idea what i’m talking about, please read this.
miniar: chronicillnessproblems: claudiaboleyn: andromedoid: The worst part about mental illness is that doubt that you have it. Like yeah I have a professional diagnosis and I get panic attacks and anxiety attacks for no reason and yeah I sometimes
mermaibee: ultrafacts: According to the CDC, in 10 percent of those drownings, the adult will actually watch the child do it, having no idea it is happening. Drowning does not look like drowning—Dr. Pia, in an article in the Coast Guard’s On Scene
injureddreams: HAPPY BIRTHDAY @wuffen !! I hope you have/had a great time ♥ Some Anders and Matias for you! I AM SCREAMING I CAN’TOH MY GODthis is so beautiful i’m gonna cry aaaAAAAAAAAAAA YOU’RE TOO GOOD TO ME I LOVE YOU I NEED TO LIE DOWN
small-fairy-child: If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you
i just wanna be clear if you have negative stuff to say about the quality of my art specifically, that’s just fine, i might cringe a bit inwardly but i can take it, and i do need to hear that sometimes or i won’t improve however if you are
Friendly reminder that you are in no way obligated to justify anything to your family, you have every right to remove yourself from a situation you are not happy being in, and that you are perfect the way you are okay? Dont stress too much about today
disturbinglyreassuring: chiltontear: 8ree: please someone teach me how to unbutton pants with my ring finger you gotta be a yaoi first do you have your yaoi hands on
dude, youve got 20 minutes after you drop me off on my porch to call me and tell me you made it home safe. not a text, a phone call, i need to hear your voice and verify that you have made it to your house and are safe.
i have a lot of the little mermaid stuff on my wishlist as well as stuffies and coffee and sexy stuff if amazon had a rolleiflex 2.8F it’d be on there too i have varied interests okay
gangnamstiel: yo I respect your opinion because you don’t have to like her music but if anyone slags off Kesha for being cheap and slutty because she writes about drinking and one-night stands and objectifying men and using them for sex then I’m
hvit-ravn: ‘kili? what the- what are you doing in my bed?!’ ‘nothing..’ ‘it’s because you had a nightmares again?’ ‘n-no!’ ‘it’s okay now. if you-‘ ‘i said-‘ ‘i know what you said. but i want to tell you that you can sleep
how the frick are all of you people on right now? it’s a friday night. don’t you have things to do?
last call for holiday cards!!!! it’s very possible they will come late, however, if you want something with love in every handwritten line, please sen yr address my way!
That moment of burning shame when you find middle school fanfiction
spaceboyfrnk: you have your faves: and then you have your faves:
Steam now sells Bad Mojo: Redux!! Bad Mojo is one of my favorite classic PC adventure games. You play as a man who turned into a cockroach and you have to navigate an old, run-down dirty apartment building through the walls and whatnot, solving puzzles
CN, I need you have have a new promo clip reel for Steven Universe so I can have more clips to analyze and speculate about in anticipation for upcoming episodes.
braydaaan: do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
shitshilarious: LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF, SIMBA YOU ARE MORE THAN WHAT YOU HAVE BECOME
lalareaper: michel-angel-o: When you see you have a new message and you click to open it but it’s just one of those game advertising people
maniaepisodes: btw confirmed but if you have a sideblog with a s.av.ed u/rl for any reason and you delete it hoping to free up the url for yourself you’re out of luck tumblr now destroys the url, rendering it unusable. i’ve lost two urls to this
cotilardmarion: I thought I might tell you about my day, if you have a moment.
gillandy: does anyone else ever feel guilty for not being mentally ill enough? like your anxiety or depression fucks you up but then you have good days and you’re productive and it’s like, wow clearly I was faking it bc look at me! I’m fine! and
bpdelsa: Shoutout to people with C-PTSD and PTSD who have songs, tv shows, activities, places, movies, even seemingly trivial physical objects that they used to love but can’t enjoy anymore because they are associated with trauma I’m here for you
coldcanadianwinters:americanphysco:you have to fistfight your tumblr pfp. do you think you’d win I could take this man
alittlebirdandhersecrets:wearepaladin: NO. No no no no no.NO. I had this mentality in high school and it fucking DESTROYED me. I have actual diagnosed ptsd because of it.Like yes. If you have the ability to. Sure.But don’t make other people’s problems
general-illyrin:general-illyrin:How many side blogs do you have?01-56-1011-1516-2021-2526-3031-3536-4041+See ResultsIf you vote, please reblog so it can reach more people. (I wouldn’t normally ask, but this is a serious poll that I am genuinely
welcometotheparadisee: Have you ever looked at someone while they’re doing something small like driving or laughing or eating and just smile bc you like them so much
milkiens: I miss you like crazy and you’ve only been gone a few hours. you make me so happy and you’ve helped me in so many ways I could never even being to repay you. I hope when you wake up and see this you smile because you have the most beautiful
jeantb: mournthewicked: tatt0osandpiercings: justwishbeautiful: Just because you have tattoos doesn’t mean you don’t have a soft side. Ugh, so adorable. ehkfbwedfj I really hate the social stigma of tattoos. It’s fucking ink on your body not
bbykittentoes: theruleset: cummbunny: I just watched a video ranking the hardest heroes in overwatch and d.va made it near the top of the list .. what I can only assume they mean how predictive you have to be with defense matrix if you wanna eat ults
thekillersandtheircrew: You have “chicken legs"? No sir, you have sex legs.
also, i made a nsfw twitter account !!https://twitter.com/badharumiits locked so you have to send a follow request to be allowed, i’ll only accept those 18+ to it btw ! so let me know who you are if you’re going to follow !i don’t know how active
tfw you waited a month to get either good or bad news about a thing and get GOOD NEWS but now you have to wait even longer until you can tell people LOL
secretlittlefantasyworld:‘You have pretty eyes’ like.. do you want your daughter to have them too?!
ixnay-on-the-oddk: -I already responded to you privately and I hope you don’t mind me screen capping and posting this publicly, I just feel my response may help some of my other followers with BPD- Honestly, you have to start by limiting your negative
stoned-outta-my-mind420: corpxe: stoned-outta-my-mind420: 🍁 Wow I had no idea someone could smoke weed without there actually being any smoke my oh my the youth of today just have it all figured out Wtf you’re an idiot you clearly don’t understand
xekstrin: xekstrin: can’t wait for RWBY volume 143 when Ruby is an old woman and someone gasps, “You…. have silver eyes…” and she says “Yeah!!! I have silver hair, too! Badum tish!!! ayyyyy anyway let’s kill these grimm. you can call
I have been talking to this guy in a chat room he says if I do what he says and keep you caged you will love me forever
i literally cant and will not take you seriously if you have to compliment my ship art by reaffirming your ~loyalty~ to wr/bb ?? do people just, ignore the FAQ link on my blog. should i invest in hiring tiny workers to hang up neon arrow signs on my blog
imagineyouricon: However many followers you have is how many kids you have with your icon.
Nothing like starting your day reading an ask telling you that you have nothing to offer the world. Shocks me that people still do this. Good thing you aren’t going to affect the rest of my day, or life, because my self confidence is far too high for
pro tip: stop asking sex workers how you can become a sex worker unless you pay them for their advice
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