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anallova: look at you….once upon a time you couldnt even take in my head…now i can fuck your tight ass balls deep…you have made your anal addict proud…you are now my anal slut!
canicuputitinurass: sluty-anal-wife: This is how I like to have sex. All day long. You can even bring a friend if you like ;) If ur butthole can take dick like that, i’m never leaving the house…
analsexonly: That moment of anticipation while your cock rubs up between her cheeks and nestles against her asshole and you stop and appreciate the fact that you never, ever have to fuck her pussy again.
If you want it, your going to have to work for it. Come on Princess, show Daddy just how much you want his cock in your ass.
Another fantastic submission from a gorgeous follower! You guys are starting to spoil me! Loving the cheeky little anchor tattoo as well. Have you got cool tattoos? or maybe just a killer pair of tits or a perfectly bouncy ass? Share it with the world,
Thats it my little dancer, lets see how good you can balance. If the crop falls…you will feel its sharp bite, but if it stays you will have earned your delight.
I’ll make you a deal, Hollywood: If you’re going to keep making Terminator sequels, you have to hire Kelly Madison as the killer robot.
I’m going to invite your wife and you over again. This time, I won’t only flirt with her, I will ask her to stay over and sleep with me in my bed; and you’ll allow it, not only because you have always been a solicitous employee, but
woke up to this fantastic tribute facial from an “anonymous” follower this morning, and was so turned on i jumped in the shower and came twice! who needs coffee when you have this? so hot. thank you!!
[bag of Gingerbread cookies] Hello~ Elf Masaki here! MERRY CHRISTMAS! Thank you for being a friend to me and I hope you have a great Christmas! :D
But you did regret that choice. And now keep waking up, day after day, when you feel you have no right to. Au or possible ending where humanity’s strongest soldier is the only one who survives the titans and everyone’s dead and now that
Before I consume you…..and make you cum in my mouth…..I just one want little lick….one taste on my lips…..just before I take everything you have to give me, and my senses are invaded with the power of your ecstasy…..
Reblog if you have met someone online that you would love to hang with but they live far away.
shakemedownandout: hylandbenoist: getsby: koolkidseatgreens: Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck,
themanwithadashingsmile: theparadoxsurvivor: metatheta: #nonononononono let me hug you please In moments like these, I think he’s reflecting the pain of all of the regenerations from his past. You have to remember, Eleventh is essentially
Do you ache to be pimped out by a beautiful mistress? Find out if you have what it takes to work for me by clicking here
I don’t know if any of you have ever heard of this “game of thrones” show but you can totally download the first 4 episodes if you’re like me and downloaded them like twelve hours ago cuz you hate waiting for awesome shit to happen
theirishchub: PICK A QUESTION OR MULTIPLE AND I’LL ANSWER! 1:When did you lose your virginity? 2: Rough sex or soft sex? 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? 5: Favourite sex position? 6: Do you like to be
swingsetindecember:tv content creators changing their story when the fans figure out their plot. LIKE THATS WHY YOU HAVE FORESHADOWING? like seeing it all come together is beautiful. why would you be upset when fans know what will happen? that means you
xtremecaffeine: bootses: missvoltairine: “Don’t take ~chemicals~ like prozac, I heard you can get the same effect by eating 19 oranges a day, that’s only 570 oranges a month!!!” “Yeah I know you have horrible panic attacks but
lord-kitschener: That post bout how it’s Neurotypical to say it’s polite to say please and thank you to food service workers has blown up, and the main counter-argument seems to be “it doesn’t matter if I say please and thank you anyway, because
phoenixyfriend: Sometimes I wonder how people with clinical depression would react to Dementors in the HP universe. If you already spend all your time feeling like you’ll never be happy again, like none of the good will ever outshine the bad in your
vivialopod: hullaballoons: little-king-john: artwhork: ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want “You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This
himitsurose: longiloquentreblogs: theplottinghoofbeast: keptinkoorks: meelo: Katara: Okay, I think you’ve had enough. THIS WAS THE BEST EPISODE EVER I GET SO ANGRY WHEN PEOPLE DONT REMEMBER IT HOW DO YOU FORGET SOKKA’S CACTUS TRIP THERE WAS
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST Cub: DAD STOP Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK Cub: DAD OH MY GOD Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…
queerwoc: Did you know? Prom is coming up! And you have a right to express your gender identity. Your school may be violating the law if it doesn’t allow a female student to wear a tuxedo or a male student to wear a dress.
skitledee: corybingo54: skitledee: will-travel-mod: abakkus: bliss41: fielgarde: “Digital art isn’t real art. You have no real talent and you’re lazy. It’s not like painting or using traditional media. You didn’t work a sweat. The program
anime guy who is stalking you according to your zodiac sign
savarend replied to your post: kilisonofthorin replied to your post: I hope… ARE YOU IMPLYING I AM BIASED I’M NOT IMPLYING THAT YOU’RE BIASED. WHERE WOULD ANYONE EVER GET THE IDEA THAT YOU HAVE A BIAS?
setaripendragon:Good news!Today I got my very first payment from the sales of my book! It’s not much, only £3, in rough figures. From a book that’s been on the market for well over a year, but still. Movement! Progress! Money!(If you’re interested
I keep seeing these. They drive me up a wall. You can’t goddamn put fact in front of some random statement and make it true. You can say whatever the hell you want and believe what you want but its rage-inducing that people are just like “lol,
amagpie: engage-with-zorp: Passive-aggressive roommate: Leaves a post-it note for you to clean your dishes.Aggressively-passive roommate: Pins you up against the wall and asks if you want to go to Costco. Conflict-Avoidant roommate: washes your dishes
cobalt-borealis:artemispanthar i drew you a bear i hope your week gets better !!!! this is so cute and so sweet of you! Ohh my gosh, I’m gonna cry man, it means so much to me you’d draw a bear just to cheer me up :) thank you so much
incorrectsonicquotes: Tails: “Ben, who is your favorite female fictional character?”Ben: “I would have to say Buffy.”Tails: “And how many pictures of her do you have on your phone?”Ben: “None.”Tails: “Because I just went through my
marcovicci: wehuntmonsters-heblogsaboutit: no matter how many followers you have the same 10 people will reblog posts from you #I LOVE THOSE TEN PEOPLE AND I WILL DEFEND THEM TO THE GRAVE
wehuntmonsters-heblogsaboutit: no matter how many followers you have the same 10 people will reblog posts from you
angelophile: TEA One or two Americans have asked me why the English like tea so much, which never seems to them to be a very good drink. To understand, you have to make it properly. There is a very simple principle to the making of tea, and it’s this—to
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY PERFECT PIGEON HUSBAND. I love you with all my heart, from your fluffy pristine tail feathers to your beautiful birdie eyes! I hope you have a wonderful birthday, and I hope you get everything you wished for <3
lacommunedeparis:can you reblog and tag this with where you live, your native language and the sound you make when calling cats? like what do you say to a cat when you want it to come?
plantbased-princess: ana-sthetic: “Don’t say you hate your fam-” No. “Omg you should love your fami-” No. “Be grateful they’re your famil-” No. If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or
roideslions: labrownrecluse: ki3ran-d0ll: whataboutleslie: did-you-kno: There’s a way to stop the ‘tickle’ when someone’s fingers are accosting you.ri-science:How neuroscience can help you control your tickling responseYour brain predicts
some-random-blog-for-you replied to your post: … Pokemon is fucking stupid and Digimon was better my opinion so fuck you I can say it as many time as needed and not get tired of it YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO YOUR OPINION AND I’LL RESPECT YOU
ewokk: kissing is great but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel
themosthumanpower: notsothinlizzy:queenconsuelabananahammock:thewomanfromitaly: queenconsuelabananahammock:batdie:Hello MTV and welcome to my crib. Holy shit, how many dogs do you have? swEETHEART NO I have been recently informed that these harness
afterthelonely: one of my favourite things in the entire world is when there’s a huge thunderstorm outside and it’s raining heavily and you’re in bed swathed in blankets and you have just never felt warmer and safer than you do in that moment
Can we talk about this horrendous person for like one moment? They are the Donald Trump of Tumblr. All they do is insult people who read or write fanfiction. I mean you have the right to your opinion, but like Trump, it doesn’t really matter to anyone
It’s hard to be on your own all the time it’s like you have no one to be there for you no one to Push you to do your best. I wish I had Someone to tell me you can do this! But it’s just me, by myself all alone.
Trust is not just handed out. It’s something you have to earn with me. And the frist time you lie to me is when you lose all changes of me ever trusting you. There’s no reason I’m a very understandable person.
angel-baby-tiger: You’re the direction I follow to get home, when I feel like I can’t go on, you tell me to go . And it’s like I can’t feel a thing without you around, and don’t mind me if I get weak in the knees cuz you have that effect on
veganhealthandfitness: if you have someone in your life who genuinely cares about how your day went, and listens fully to the fucked up shit that goes on in your mind, and answers your texts or calls you back, and lets you know you’re important to
suprchnk: girls never let you look at their face for a long time. it’s always “why are you looking at me like that?” cause you have a nice face that i enjoy looking at. then they wanna hide it, like what are you doing? this is not how this is
Just gave directions to a lady… “I just want him to stay alive until I get there.” -lady referring to her husband who’s in the hospital after having a heart attack All y'all mother fuckers need to be grateful for what you have
the only reason i wish my family was rich (or at least comfortably financially stable) was so i didn’t have to hear dad yell and complain about money and how his life was so much better 25 years ago cause he didn’t have anyone to worry about
daniels-gillies: you think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? you think that we don’t recall them more clearly than ever in times of great trouble? your father is alive in you, harry, and shows himself plainly when you have need of him.
alohdark: woodfae: wait… if you have social anxiety… and i have social anxiety… then who’s going to order the food? The third friend who has the Mom Friend anxiety override.
xtechnoblade: kanjuden: kanjuden: kanjuden: Tumblr just changed the block feature to pixelate who you blocked, and now block lists are unique for each blog you have. I JUST TESTED IT AND YOU CAN’T REBLOG IF SOMEONE HAS BLOCKED YOU NOW HOLY SHIT
HELLO IF YOU HAVE A DICK AS YOUR AVATAR, DON’T INTERACT WITH ME. YOU’RE TACKY AND I HATE YOU.
I am, straight up, a writing MACHINE right now. I know the story for this one is already over, but I felt the need to.You are Lapis Lazuli, known just as Lapis to your friends. And you…You are on a mission.This is the most important mission you have
If you really want your money back you need to stop hiding behind the anonymous button and send me an email.