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fyeahsophieturner:conanobrien Today my ultimate fantasy came true: An awkward prom photo with the cast of @GameOfThrones Why do i feel like all the women did not really agree to this
remixcub: trekupmysleeve: jcgreen72: redditfront: Oh, what a surprise, you caught me again… sarcasm shark Sharkasm This shark is just not having any of your shit today. Why is this shark so mad? @dommebadwolff23
Ugh i think i kept fucking up today. My mouth kept moving and words kept coming out and nothing seemed right. This is why i should not socialise.
felix-the-man-us: These three hot Italian guys kept taking turns getting their luscious uncut cocks hard for me today. The one in the black bathing suit had the juiciest cock - not sure why he put his suit on. Can never get too hard here - the Gestapo
naughtynicegirl69: Hiya…..:D Just got home! I went shopping today and brought new nighties at VS! This is one of them!!!:) Do you approve? Oh and I bought new make up, I am returning back to Bare Minerals…not sure why I ever stopped using it! I
laughifyourenotwearingpanties: This was taken yesterday…getting ready for Friday LOL will send you one form today later on it is quite early here. I do not understand why I like sharing my pussy with you but I do???? What is that about Well
kabutocub: cyphermabob: I remembered a few minutes ago I said I would post a picture today. So here it is. I’m not sure why my shirt is all bunched up, but eh. Edit: In my vanity, I’ll admit to photoshopping out two pimples. fu-cking-gor-geous.
chayashix replied to your post:hello! I found you from some of the recent rec lists. I’m in the mood for something sad today (not sure why, maybe because it’s monday hehe), so I wanted to know what is the saddest fic you’ve written??
herlittleidiosyncrasies: vampirevoodoo: vividcandybittertea: lunas-labyrinth: moonblossom: One day I will stop reblogging the grumpy cat. Today is not that day. the grumpiest cat I’ve ever seen hes just so fucking displeased but why hahahar.
onemerryjester: periegesisvoid: l-heure-du-the: copperbadge: #2, Brute? I made the ugliest noise. It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why. TODAY
leagueofelo started following you Why hello sir….sorry I’m not in my best mood today ^^;
pixie-bitch75: Red, White & Blue… Gotta Have much Luv for America… our Military… our Veterans and today let’s not forget why Memorial Day is Celebrated… in Honor of those who died serving in our US Military. 💜kisses,pixie💜
boonavalope: mmmbrainnns: voraciousscrolling: TODAY, ON “THAT’S NOT WHAT I EXPECTED” Wow wow ok you could ride a crobat with a meowth curled up under your hat. Wow. VERY CURIOUS AS TO WHY HORSE POKEMON ARE LITERALLY TOY SIZED
thisismyveritas: I tried that trick today where you chew gum while chopping onions so you don’t cry and it worked! Then my mom came home and I said, “Hey Mah I’m chopping onions and I’m not crying, know why?” And without even looking up from
misfitreindeer: thislittlecitygirl: This is probably on tumblr already, but I saw this today. All I can do is ask not are you a feminist, but why aren’t you? Feminism means that we cannot hide behind gender or sexual orientation. I was at the mall
wellspokenrambler: zueyn: bumlingars: today i learned why we think we look good in mirrors but not in pictures. in the mirror, your perception is opposite and your face looks different whereas in pictures, your features are exactly how you appear to
chazkuangshi: ephemeral-lightning: chazkuangshi: “I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” -Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut Why is this a real thing that happened in
graceespooks: graceespooks: my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85 he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm
graceespooks:graceespooks: my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85 he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm
janicexxx: it was really bright out today which is why i’m not looking straight
I might be getting some sex tonight, and from one of the most beautiful women on campus. Maybe I’m just picking up the wrong signals. I hope not, I don’t know why I always cut myself down like that. Well I might be having sex today or in
ebonyzerscrooge: browngirlblues: ebonyzerscrooge: Not only did I get to finally work on Law and Order SVU, I got an Ű raise today!!!! 😜 OMG DID YOU SEE OLIVIA BENSON?!?! I DID!!!!! 😁😁😁 and Ice T!! OMG OMG WHY IS YOUR LIFE SO COOL!!
lizardvvizard: chazkuangshi: ephemeral-lightning: chazkuangshi: “I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” -Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut Why is this a real thing
ultrafacts: Altering most of today’s cities to eliminate cars altogether would be a daunting, if not impossible, proposition – which is why China is starting from scratch. Great City will be built around a high-rise core housing 80,000 people,
temporaryimagestash:Late 70′s cropped Polaroid, No clue as to a location and not sure why I’m in “snuggly girl” mode today.
pisswizarddiaries: today i mentioned feminism to a couple of my housemates and they laughed and i was all, “come on guys the fact that you’re laughing is kinda why feminism is necessary” they were all, “no dude it’s not that, it’s just”
feeling better today, not as much sugar as in previous days. good church service. the pastor, pastor jack had a “children’s sermon” which was adorable, using the children to remind their parents why we participate in communion ( the
Blueberry, double chocolate chip pancakes, topped with greek yougurt and west virginia maple syrup. I also treated myself to hot cocoa mix in my coffee. I’m not addicted to chocolate. Why do you ask? Lol In other news, I’m 18 today and this
sarcasmasadefencemechanism: slutstain: ultrafacts: Altering most of today’s cities to eliminate cars altogether would be a daunting, if not impossible, proposition – which is why China is starting from scratch. Great City will be built around
iandmyfamily: Hey big brother…I bought some shorts for you today. No, silly…not for you to wear. They’re for you to look at :-) Why don’t you come check them out and see if you like them better around my ass or in a pile on the floor
yivialo: brusings: sizzlebutt: babyblueeyesss: is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year IT’S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS I ASKED PEOPLE IN MY CLASS TODAY THE SAME THING AND THEY ALL AGREED, WHY IS THIS A THING omg!
kahlua-bear: buppygirl: Today’s dose of chub sub representation: it me! ✨💕💗💓🐰 Just here being the bestest big’n busty babygirl I can beeeeVIP Snap ‣ XXX Archive ‣ MV Why have I not payed for your content yet?What is wrong with
fall-out-boy: yourthinkingisloudwatson: fall-out-boy: fall-out-boy: some days im literally in love w my hair and today is one of those days don’t sleep on me i gave yall A LEAKED FOB ALBUM LINK In my opinion, that is not something great. Why
third-eye-boy: ifailateverythingonearth: itsagifnotagif: Too much internet today Careful not to drop those dildos, Butterfingers. BUT WHY DID YOU CROP THE WORST PART?
heydiddlehiddleston: birdsy-purplefish: Why is this so goddamn funny?! i may or mAY NOT HAVE DONE THIS AT SCHOOL TODAY
caughtinyourhipster: reasons why i’m not leaving my apartment today, if ya’ll need me i’ll be hiding under mountains of blankets and pillows LOL having fun kent?
killuwa:obsessed with this girl in my bio class who always brings a full litre bottle of coke to every lesson, today she said “im just genuinely not a nice person” to my bio teacher when he asked her why she swore so much. In year eleven before one
I mean come on. Today she was like “okay alli. I know you’re really sad all the time….why?” And I was not emotionally prepared for that let me tell ya
zueyn: bumlingars: today i learned why we think we look good in mirrors but not in pictures. in the mirror, your perception is opposite and your face looks different whereas in pictures, your features are exactly how you appear to others. so i really
lundlaeva: Today (in the car on my way to work) I realised why Nepeta has a HUUUUUGE thing for Karkat. It’s because he has a ‘cat’ in his name, isn’t it. Yeah, it’s only taken me 2+ years to get that joke JEGUS. It’s not even like it isn’t
mount-everdeen: Happy Blackout! Hope everyone is having an awesome day <3
skypillar: so today i learned that ducks are not vegetarians. i don’t know why i thought that before but apparently ducks regularly eat insects and very small critters in addition to like…water plants and tourists’ bread crusts or whatever so all
reesuhhh: Today someone told me I look like I fell face first into a tackle box. Thanks so much for taking your time to tell me that, but I’m not sweatin it and I obviously don’t agree. They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder but why take your
thislittlecitygirl: This is probably on tumblr already, but I saw this today. All I can do is ask not are you a feminist, but why aren’t you? Feminism means that we cannot hide behind gender or sexual orientation.
