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onemerryjester: periegesisvoid: l-heure-du-the: copperbadge: #2, Brute? I made the ugliest noise. It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why. TODAY
prideprejudce: prideprejudce: i honestly have no idea why anyone would ever want to be a famous celebrity or an “““influencer””” for a career in today's world because i, speaking as the dumbest person i know, would not be able to handle
theonlycabbage:nitewrighter:moonachilles:Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.Meanwhile Emily
“It’s the hard things that break; soft things don’t break. It was an epiphany I had today and I just wonder why it took me so very, very long to see it! You can waste so many years of your life trying to become something hard in order not to break;
singingelectricity: Okay, so my friend plugged his iphone into my laptop today, and I saw this. So me, “Why is your phone called Titanic?” Him: “So I can Sync it.” And I shit you not! I laughed so much harder then I should have. XD
shak1ra: cigareto: understanddafundamentals: glovesinthesummertime: glovesinthesummertime: Buffalo why?! It’s not even December. Literally still snowed in my apartment. The President of the University didn’t want to close the school today. I’m
anthonycoldwinter: bustarose: eurotrottest: ybkeem: This is my great grand father DW! He turned 102 today ! We live long lives over here ! woohoo! why does this not have more notes That is littt
third-eye-boy: ifailateverythingonearth: itsagifnotagif: Too much internet today Careful not to drop those dildos, Butterfingers. BUT WHY DID YOU CROP THE WORST PART?
wordsmatty: asleepylioness: oh my god. I know what i’m going to get right now. Why the fuck don’t I know of this?!? Ya, buying this today! Or Jack Daniels could be a bunch of boner biting bastards and not distribute it to my state. :(
“Mommy was so naughty today at work. I made all the executives get a boner and then didn’t help them out at all.”“Good girl. That kind of obedience deserves a reward.”I’m still not sure why Mom decided to pick me as her new master after Dad
sacrificialpumppig: sacrificialpumppig: “Yea? You’re not addicted? Why don’t you stop stroking then, him? Go ahead. Stop fucking your hand. if you have one ounce of will power left then take your hand away, turn off the computer and go spend Today
lizardvvizard: chazkuangshi: ephemeral-lightning: chazkuangshi: “I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” -Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut Why is this a real thing
canadian-pussy: I couldn’t not play today when new toys showed up! Why I thought I didn’t want a vibrating dildo, I’ll never know. And kittens, you’re always begging for longer videos and I’m terrible at taking them… so I edited a few from
callitafap: I thought to myself today, “Why is it that I have such an affinity for catgirls the way I do?” Then I remembered THIS FUCKING BOSS. Aisha Clanclan was one of the first, if not THE first, catgirl I ever crushed super hard on. Younger me
nomad-argoz: blueshadow34: Since today is a special day here’s some Static This show is everything to me!!! let us not forget why richie replied to virgil like that
whiteteethteens: my favorite albums of 2017 » björk - utopia [22/?] “Maybe that’s why it became a utopian theme – if we’re going to survive not only my personal drama but also the sort of situation the world is in today, we’ve got to come
rocketcat15: Grrrr Sam why aren’t you real (and straight)(But mostly real)I started playing ME3 today, and every time I do I try really hard not to romance Sam and always fail.
turtlesaredandy: Took some shots tonight, here’s just a bit of a preview.Maybe not the best shots, but that’s why I’m kind of including these as a sneak peek, you could say.Will be uploading the rest later today.
maniaccatscrawlings: dpdmink: aobubblegum: noizsan: kenma02: dpdmink: Why is Aoba upset at egg egg is telling him a sad story egg represent todays capitalist society aoba feels inner conflict for not giving egg a route. Thank u Omelette you
i-do-not-know-why-i: Hair Game strong today
alasou:redfoxjake:alasou:I feel like there is a mis-opportunity here… I am not sure why… Happy Easter everyone. I was totally unprepared for today. (I forget there is a thing called holidays.) So I whipped up some quick line art for anyone
appledress: caustica: Love this one. OMG THEY WERE PLAYING THE DEMO TODAY. I WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME AND I’M NOT FULLY SURE WHY.
callitafap: I thought to myself today, “Why is it that I do have such an affinity for catgirls as I do?” Then I remembered THIS FUCKING BOSS. Aisha Clanclan was one of the first, if not THE first, catgirl I ever crushed super hard on. Younger me
Seriously I do not get paid enough for this. So today, my supervisor showed up in the morning and was all sunshines and glitter. Why? Well, according to him, he had GREAT news regarding this crappy client I’m still installing. He told me that we
dragonbladerx: Not sure why, but I wanted to go on about the armor today, or lack thereof. Sorry about the messiness and mistakes. I want to go to bed XD
copperbadge: geekerypeekery: onemerryjester: periegesisvoid: l-heure-du-the: copperbadge: #2, Brute? I made the ugliest noise. It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why. TODAY @copperbadge Sic Sharpener
bunnychanxoxo: I’m bloated today. I’m confused as to why people say they want my body. I’m dumbfounded when they say I’m not chubby; I’m mad when they follow that up with you’re stunning. I need to drink more water.
depravitywell3: aewriter4: Today my stepdaughter ivy was…hesitant…when I wanted to empty my balls into her anus for the third time. NOT acceptable behavior in a stepdaughter. Doesn’t she understand why I demand that she stay nude in our house
crossdressingdestiny:To anyone wondering why I’ve not been posting on my Facebook page today, it’s because Facebook blocked me because I can’t prove my identity is real. Fuck me, right? Anyway, I guess I’ll be sticking to tumblr for awhile.
moonachilles:Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.
wordsandshadows:nitewrighter:moonachilles:Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.Meanwhile Emily
rudeteens: aristotlemendozza: I cannot believe the FILTH that I recieved today why the fuck would you censor his last name and not his fucking phone number @veganhealing
I think today I talked with the most strangers I ever have. I had actual conversations with people, and while the average length was about a minute, They were still real conversations. I’m not sure why I cant easily do things like this for myself
cookiesandcthulhu: zueyn: bumlingars: today i learned why we think we look good in mirrors but not in pictures. in the mirror, your perception is opposite and your face looks different whereas in pictures, your features are exactly how you appear to
graceespooks:graceespooks: my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85 he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm
thebrokenpersona: i-didnt-do-it–you-dimwits: wellspokenrambler: zueyn: bumlingars: today i learned why we think we look good in mirrors but not in pictures. in the mirror, your perception is opposite and your face looks different whereas in pictures,
blacksnobbery: When I first started seeing the #DontJudgeMeChallenge it didn’t sit with me right, and I didn’t know what it was. I logged in on Twitter today, and I feel like these tweets pretty much sum up why I got an icky feeling from it. *not
salzundhonig:The Old Guard + Faceless shots You need help. What does it matter why? Today, I put this on your wound. Tomorrow… you help someone up when they fall. We’re not meant to be alone. ID under cut Keep reading
fuckyeahmellisaclarke: A new set went up today! I’m not really sure why as they usually go up on Wednesdays. I don’t know if this was this week’s set accidentally posted early and there won’t be one on Wed now. Or maybe they’ve changed the
wecameasroyale: springheeledjack: springheeledjack: Not taking any of Crayola’s shit today. I think this is my first post to break 100. Clearly many of us have issues. Oh god. Why would someone pack a box of colors like that?
zueyn: bumlingars: today i learned why we think we look good in mirrors but not in pictures. in the mirror, your perception is opposite and your face looks different whereas in pictures, your features are exactly how you appear to others. so i really
itsacln: Well I’ve been up and to the gym and that’s the extent of my social outings today. For the rest of it I plan on doing nothing but staying in bed and watching movies because why the hell not. Lazy? Yes. Do I care? No. Hotel? Trivago.
musinge: budsandtendrils: Yesterday - Today Chip Willis If you’re not following this lovely lady (or Chip for that matter), I don’t know what to say, except why be here then? =)
welcometolovecore: “Why are you acting like such a fucking brat today? Hold still…you’re eating my pussy whether you want to or not.”
dearlydeerling: geopsych: Three years ago today.I love this bit of video. Not sure why. Because this looks like a Monet painting or an old watercolour anime background come to life?! I was in utter disbelief until it started moving.
i don’t know why this movie keeps popping up today, but i’m so not complaining. *love*
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leebrontide:I’d like to tell you a little story today about why a lot of problems need social workers, not cops.a long long time ago…like 2010, I worked 2nd shift (2pm-10pm) in a homeless shelter. I worked on a floor specifically for men with addiction
wanderingarchaeo: iygrittenothing: ryuyosei: killipan-jones: purrim: purrim: why are blonde jokes so short? so men can remember them this took an unexpected turn Not if you just asked for directions. ohmygod. well, todays tumblr adventures
already7426: super gay In whose mind is this shit even remotely hot? Not knocking gay dudes, be who you wanna be, but this shit looks dumb as hell. Why I got so much dumb shit coming across my dash today?
pirateking001: burninglikea-bridge: Ummm I didn’t take a nap today so why am I not sleepy yet? yum