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boycrazypatriarchyhater: bollykecks: Sylvia Plath would’ve been 80 today. Happy Birthday! ahhhh why did i not see this
mylittleblackandwhitelies: Today’s outfit, going through a tights and stockings phase ATM, not sure why but am absolutely loving them! Although it does make me look like I’m caught in a slutty net haha!
wellspokenrambler: zueyn: bumlingars: today i learned why we think we look good in mirrors but not in pictures. in the mirror, your perception is opposite and your face looks different whereas in pictures, your features are exactly how you appear to
queer-trash: I bought a wig the other day, because why the hell not. I’ve been really self conscious lately, but today I felt really beautiful and body positive, and my nipple piercings are healing beautifully. So nudes happened!
zaphodsego: Bullshit that I’m not allowed to walk around topless when it’s hot as heck outside. Why are boobs so scary?? Mine are smaller than several male boobs I saw out and about today.
graceespooks: graceespooks: my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85 he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm
dearlydeerling: geopsych: Three years ago today.I love this bit of video. Not sure why. Because this looks like a Monet painting or an old watercolour anime background come to life?! I was in utter disbelief until it started moving.
thisismyveritas: I tried that trick today where you chew gum while chopping onions so you don’t cry and it worked! Then my mom came home and I said, “Hey Mah I’m chopping onions and I’m not crying, know why?” And without even looking up from
highfunctioning-homosapien: banal-adventures: waywardsnow: nostopdasgay: the-vashta-nerada: can’t believe it’s the 50th anniversary of dentist what today I think you mean physician where I’m pretty sure its nurse why How can you guys not
sextathlon: I’m really happy today, I’m not even sure why Lovely
sophieburkearts: Just a quickie today. Not really sure why I decided to draw the little mermaid but hey ho! Hope you like my doodlemabob! <3
cluelessboyfriend: The plumber was over again today while I was out at work. My girlfriend tells me he’s really good, but if he is, then why hasn’t he fixed everything yet. I asked her and she just laughed and told me not to worry, he can handle
naturalass: canadian-pussy: I couldn’t not play today when new toys showed up! Why I thought I didn’t want a vibrating dildo, I’ll never know. And kittens, you’re always begging for longer videos and I’m terrible at taking them… so I edited
so this man came into my job today and tried to pay for his coffee with his black amex card…. that shit is TOO THICK for our credit card swiper so i was like, um, it’s not working. THEN this dude tried to hand me a benjamin like WHY WOULD
i saw a picture of my ex today and honestly could not stop cackling. karma is a bitch and will suck the youth right out of you…..there is no reason why you are in your early 20s looking like you are pushing 40. and to think i haven’t
zueyn: bumlingars: today i learned why we think we look good in mirrors but not in pictures. in the mirror, your perception is opposite and your face looks different whereas in pictures, your features are exactly how you appear to others. so i really
ultrafacts: Altering most of today’s cities to eliminate cars altogether would be a daunting, if not impossible, proposition – which is why China is starting from scratch. Great City will be built around a high-rise core housing 80,000 people,
peterpayne: Today’s recommended “ecchi” toys are realistic “oppai” pillows, which are fun to squeese. Because why the hell not?CLICK TO SEE http://jli.st/1J74O9Q
youngjoya: Because housesavage requested butt pics today - so why the hell not?
prov0cateur: Trust the succubus Today, Professor gave me a blank check. I’ve seen this man a total of three times and have gotten over and about worth of gifts. Then he hands me this blank check… I’m not sure why but I’ll take
moonachilles:Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.
nudeforjoy:It’s WEINER WEDNESDAY, which means you will see more weiners on my posts today. DON’T PANIC, I’ll return to posting the fairer sex tomorrow. Why do I post weiners? Because nudity is not vulgar unless the nude people are being vulgar.
wylona-hayashi: So this is today , i am sick and not in the mood for dress up or pictures , i look horrible but here’s to my new boots i wanted it matte but it came in glossy i don’t know why. It’s just a preview so you can’t really see it clearly
gallifreyanturtles: lookinyoungandpreservedforever: if you didn’t touch your boobs today why the fuck not Is it even possible to go a day without touching your own boobs?
I’m really annoyed today.First, why is everyone saying that Pasquale got Armin to make more money? That’s not even true. 1) He most likely had him this entire time, just couldn’t confirm it because of DJ Mag poll, 2) Everyone complained
tripledarethursday: awesomeabduction: They told Allison not to go poking around the old Anderson place. Today she found out why… (via TumbleOn )
I had a really great and memorable night yesterday with some friends. Today also has the potential to be fucking AMAZING! cuz why tf not?? I’m gonna ride this out. I hope everyone else feels this too
Bonnie met Mr. Crude in his office after class.“Hello, Bonnie. What can I do for you today?” he asked.Bonnie smiled slightly as she fiddled with the hair over her ear and said, “I wanted to thank you for not judging me.”“Why would I judge you,
“I hope you’re not too upset with me,” said Niece as she looked up at Mr. Crude.“Why would I be upset with you?” he asked.“I went a lot lighter on my eye makeup today,” she said. “I suppose you’ll
cloningmycat: welcome-to-the-nerd-blog: Oh! Why, look what i found at barnes & noble today! Time for a nice, lighthearted, and adorable read! :3Oh….oh yeah…frick….but………..AksjdkslxjskxNope.CAN WE NOT-FF—Thats it.Im DONE.Goodbye.This
realisinqs: realisinqs: So I went on the tallest swings in the world today… Instagram: laney28_ Not sure why it won’t let me fix the source, but yeah, this is my picture. I had given the account I originally posted it on to my friend willfullingly,
kushandwizdom: anthonycoldwinter:bustarose: eurotrottest: ybkeem: This is my great grand father DW! He turned 102 today ! We live long lives over here ! woohoo! why does this not have more notes That is littt I wanna talk with him, I bet his story
my-oddly-drawn-circus: f-ckyourgender: catleesimotherofkittens: misfitreindeer: thislittlecitygirl: This is probably on tumblr already, but I saw this today. All I can do is ask not are you a feminist, but why aren’t you? Feminism means that we
extraordinharrycurls: oh you too? why are you all showing me your big ass feet today youre not helping my pervyness doighfr9wu
onemerryjester: periegesisvoid: l-heure-du-the: copperbadge: #2, Brute? I made the ugliest noise. It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why. TODAY
third-eye-boy: ifailateverythingonearth: itsagifnotagif: Too much internet today Careful not to drop those dildos, Butterfingers. BUT WHY DID YOU CROP THE WORST PART?
janicexxx: it was really bright out today which is why i’m not looking straight
awesomeabduction: They told Allison not to go poking around the old Anderson place. Today she found out why…
as if I don’t have to deal with other shit enough, nigga why you texting me SIX times in a row, one of them specifically saying something about not talking today. SIX ?! come ooooon bro. take a hint.
lizardvvizard: chazkuangshi: ephemeral-lightning: chazkuangshi: “I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” -Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut Why is this a real thing
hotasice: i’ve seen this pic on tumblr today and honestly? this is so rude and mean like ariana may not be as successful as frankie but she’s a cute girl? why is the media so harsh on women :( @sft425
rockthemcurves: naughtynicegirl69: Hiya…..:D Just got home! I went shopping today and brought new nighties at VS! This is one of them!!!:) Do you approve? Oh and I bought new make up, I am returning back to Bare Minerals…not sure why I ever stopped
kierdee: Not sure why I needed eyebrows today lol
I didnt wait to walk with R today :/ I feel bad, I guess thats why people tell me I come off cold. Idk if he doesnt tell me he wanted to walk with me after class, then I wont? I dont know how to read people. Anyways i should apologize to R for not waiting