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averyconfusingcouple: Sorry pup, but I am gonna have to lock you up for now. You’re in heat! I don’t want blood getting everywhere. That’s also why I have to take out your blankets… Your toys too… Don’t want you mindlessly humping them.
jayluuuu: I don’t think I’ll ever feel like I’m good enough. There’s always something wrong and it most likely ends up being because of me. It’s either I don’t do something or I am just too much of one thing. My flaws are the reasons why
andyroothebear: sir-s—kitten: cooldudebro: trashboat: blueeyeswhitedragon: brook: halcy: uh oh [x] it’s time why do scientists gotta fuck everything up what am i not understanding about this Oh fuck.
thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: I hate when someones all why so quiet? Whats wrong?? Like shut the fuck up I am here and thats all I could manage sorry I cant be fake
damnitsizzi: heroineofwisdom: caarmivore: You had one job, Linkle…. This is why link always needs some kind of partner with him I hope her story ends with her showing up to the group like “guys i am here” and their all like “wars over girl
thekatierodriguez: 05-fubu: 05-fubu: LMFAOOOOOOO I AM REALLY CRYING RN OMG WHY IS THIS SHIT SO CALM How does he get back up with a haircut?
lonesomemother1: houseofbbws: Follow houseofbbws My son asked me, “Mom, why aren’t you smiling? Aren’t you happy?” I looked up at him knowing that he was blackmailing me and said, “No son, I am not happy that you are making me do this.”
peppermonster: thekatierodriguez: 05-fubu: 05-fubu: LMFAOOOOOOO I AM REALLY CRYING RN OMG WHY IS THIS SHIT SO CALM How does he get back up with a haircut? oh daymn
purplespacecats: Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably this theatre major will straight up cut
mrs-n-uzumaki: geekboots: lenasheadey: teruteruhanamura: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning” #i’d be like: #’shit am i dead too?’ LOW FUCKING BLOW WHY DID YOU POST
spastasmagoria: theclearlydope: Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today. Supervisor: Why? Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car. Supervisor: (silence) Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up? Me: Who am I to break
deathsmonocle: oldpaul: i wake up to this fucking nonsense why are the new bubble notifications fucking orange i am steaming fuck this whenever the hell have notifications been fucking orange fuck it tumblr FUCK IT blood orange no, it’s fucking
apollosbelt: LOL (i had to think about it) That’s why I always swallow. Unless you wanna blow on my face, then you better wipe it up and feed it to me. Yes, I am a cum whore. Deal with it.
eponnine: sendricamp: #aubrey looks like shes pouting why is this dumb girl picking up my cup? chloe? make her stop. chloe, she just dumped my pens. those were my pens chloe. she took the cup chloe. she dumped my pens out and she took my cup. i am
h0odrich: If u wake up before 10 am at your own free will I don’t trust u, why u need those extra hours, to scheme on me? To eat my food while I’m sleep? To steal my money? Uh uh nope
kiddo-w: i am a serious person,i have not idea why i always end up drawing these thing…
How can I miss beauty when it never happened? How do I get “beauty" sleepy if what I am isn’t considered beautiful? Why is being beautiful up to someone else’s judgement?
brotherswife69: I can see why you wanted to knock me up, brother. I am horny all the time
tupacabra: tupacabra: tupacabra: why aren’t there more gushers in the pack….when am i ever in the mood for only four gushers……. i’m just gonna open up all the packs of gushers and put them in one bowl ask me if i’ve ever been more disappointed
rosexknight: hexmaniacmareen: hexmaniacmareen: alright but why use alpha and omega or nobles and peasants when you can just do straight up classes “YOU’RE NOT DATING A ROGUE! THIS IS A FAMILY OF TANKS AND HEALERS ONLY!” “I’m sorry ma’am
yakovlev-vad: Why not? I am sure Princesses also want to “freshen up” their style time to time. This may to be a really useful for them) Pity that Starlight know only one haircut style… Actually this is a rare case where I just tried to sketch
yrbeecharmer:yrbeecharmer:well good morning it’s time to get up and find out why my roommates (neither of whom, to my knowledge, celebrate Christmas) are blasting Christmas music at 8:30 AM on November 14thall righty then
communistbakery: bro I am sooo high right now… so high… why did I climb this far up please help me down I’m scared of heights
fang107: Why get up at 8:00 am when you can lay there for three hours thinking you should?
sexpansion: sexpansion: Why is my 12 year old sister up on YouTube on the family computer at 2:54 Am like go to bed so I can try and sneak out and buy weed My friend texted me back once and hasn’t texted back since but to be fair I rarely speak to
meggannn: huskyhuddle: huskyhuddle: Husky chorus ft Noodle the barker am to be sing #noodle is like ‘why don’t you all shut up’ (via @kaiba-cave)
its-me-kora: It’s 2:05 am on a Sunday morning and I’m still awake. Why exactly is that? I’m not even doing anything of importance. I got up at midnight just to go to breakfast/dinner at Dennys. What the hell is this. That never even happened you
its-me-kora: super-flick: its-me-kora: It’s 2:05 am on a Sunday morning and I’m still awake. Why exactly is that? I’m not even doing anything of importance. I got up at midnight just to go to breakfast/dinner at Dennys. What the hell is this.
lazychocobo: Roxas: Hm. I wonder why it took an hour for me to come right behind?Prompto: Maybe because your fatass was cloggin’ up the–Cloud: I said HUSSSH. *Smacks again*Prompto: Ow–! Am I lying though!?
captainzappy: rapunzelsempai: “MoShI mOsHi MoThErFuCkEr, HoW mAy I hElP yOu?” I work at a call center and I got to dress up as Gamzee for halloween. Took full advantage of it Alternate title: Why the motherfuck am I working here, I got
vastderp: dearpadfoot: why are they called sexual orientations? is it like “i am facing due gay with a slight turn to boobs are still fun” i showed up for my gay orientation but the punch was nasty and the only cookies they had were oatmeal raisin
i-am-an-adult-i-swear: highkeygay: OHMYGOD wHAT THE FUCK WHY HASNT THE APOCALYPSE HAPPENED, FORREALTHO.WE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO EXIST MY GOD HUMANS ARE SO FUCKED UP ^
graylifezone: conniferusblack: alex-mac: sonneillonv: feminist-space: bellatrixnotswan: fear-the-songbird: aradiamegidoo: acerebral: i am going to fucking throw up right now what the fuck but why block their names?? people that
People say “whats up?” or “why are you crying?” because i act happy and so they think i am but it’s all a big pretence, you know? I feel sort of sad and it’s like a pain that only goes away when i’m asleep and
svviffer: why the FUCK am i still so ugly when do i level up
fartherthanwonderland: When it’s 5 am and you start to just break down and you think I wish people were up right now… But honestly, why the fuck would it matter you have no one anyway… Same.
enka923: IT’S BEEN A WHILE AND I AM BACK WITH NSFW KUROOTSUKI YES!!I only wanted it to be a sexy kiss in the beginning but it end up like this but why not, I like it. nyohoho
without-a-prescription: theclearlydope: Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today. Supervisor: Why? Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car. Supervisor: (silence) Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up? Me: Who am
userjisbon: Why do you need to punish me? Because it’s the way I am! Because I’m f i f t y s h a d e s of fucked up.
navigatethestream: mo-nah: This chick digs up a post I wrote 2+ years ago about white people getting arabic tattoos and comes to my inbox with this bullshit. YO!why did i not see the shoe coming?!this slayed mei am dying of laughter!
mahalkitax3: I am flawed and I often hold back from people who get too close, so why does it still surprise me every time a person suddenly gives up and leaves?
cpieng: HAPPY MOTHER DAY! ” BABA, dad is back!(KICK)” “DAD~!why are you so late.!i am starving (angry” “MUM..DAD is home, wake up, we can eat now.(PUSH).”…………… also ,sorry for the ppl asking the source ,because all the thing
breefacex: I’m a nobody to most, and my opinion matters to few. But who am I to decide someone else’s happiness? I think everyone in this country needs to ask themselves this. Gay marriage shouldn’t even be up for discussion. Why? Because who is
I am Bill Nye & RuPaul’s love child. Do not bring up Science and Gay without the citations coming in. @d_sullyd why is everyone such white trash? 😭 #gayrights #science #rupaul #billnye
I know how much feeling my body up against yours turns you on. most of all I know why; because it makes you feel safe, loved, wanted and most of all needed. princessmissy56 I’d have rather been there with you than where I am now. Mwah
sillysymphony: Call him? What am I supposed to say to him? Pst, nothing. We just call and hang up. We do it all the time. Why? I don’t know, it’s just what you do. Aquamarine (2006)
robertdowneyjrs: I had my eyes opened. I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up. And that is why, effective immediately, I am shutting down the weapons manufacturing division of Stark Industries.
divinedorothy: I don’t know why my period has to turn me into jabba the hut once a month but everything is swollen, i am moist and slug like and unable to leave this bed and there is a bikini clad princess chained up in the corner but i do pay her
lonesomemother1: Hello Son. I know I am a little bit intoxicated but I need to get home darling. No Mommy, you are in no condition to drive. That is why the club called me to come pick you up. You will be spending the night here with me.Son, what are
vegansmustbestopped: vegan-because-fuck-you: If humans weren’t supposed to be eaten why are they made out of meat? AM I RITE?! God damn!!! That shit looks tasty!!! Before I get any vegans up my ass about this, I get all of my human meat from a
callmepo: I am feeling pretty good today - a little retail therapy in addition to my drawing therapy. So here is Power Girl reflecting how my mental state is finally getting buffed up again. There was a reason why I haven’t done a lot of color
caitlyn: When asked why he keeps one sleeve rolled up, Billie Joe pointed to his photostrip tattoo of Adrienne and said, “Because I love her and I am proud of her.”
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