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I’m not even sure if this qualifies as dancing… More like flailing, with a little bit of jumping… I kept my promise as best as I could though! P.S. I honestly filmed this today. I have absolutely no idea why my roommate still has a
“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating officer.”
OH. MY. GOD. I THINK I’M ABOUT TO CRY. I SERIOUSLY MIGHT START CRYING. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. YOU ARE ALL SO WONDERFUL. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SO MANY OF YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT I POST, BUT I AM SO IMMENSELY GRATEFUL TO EACH AND EVERY ONE
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clickthelock: Why am I dressed up like this? Well, don’t be mad sweetie, but I kinda told my friend Phil about your chastity device. He was fascinated, so I’ve invited him over today so he can see you locked up in it. caption by http://clickthelock.tumb
xtinaqc: guilty, your honor! guilty as charged! i love boys and that’s why I behave the way I do! is it a crime? is it wrong? … perhaps. but by god it’s who I am, and I’m good at it. very good.
mypaperbagslut:Ew “Ew. Why am I like this?”Shut up and do it again, whore. Push all that cunt meat out of your gape. Good. Damn you are getting loose down there!
lulz-chan: Thranduil all up in yo face. What a babe.
swiggityswaoleambersahaole: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: doomslock: AU - Rule #1: The Doctor lies. └ Sam and Dean split up for a hunt. The Doctor promises Sam that he’ll look after his brother. I DONT EVEN WATCH SUPERNATURAL WHY AM I CRYING
ewbenedict: buttercup-cuddlebrunch: toomanyfandomssolittletime: mu5icliz: aslytherinsuperwholockian: commiemaple: loyalbloggerwhowaits: wholockappreciationblog: howtheyfly: louisuperwholocked: Reasons why Sherlock use John’s laptop. Am
squidgy-love: dsmss: femtenn: paradoxical-whoarrior: the nOISE I JUST MADE I knew what was coming and I stILL READ IT. MY FEELS HURT. Crying I AM SOBBING why would someone make that?
jvsminetbh: an-american-anglophile: heatvents: Same. My life summed up in a gif. why am i laughing so hard at how he threw his briefcase out the window :(
redthesexmaster: Here. Have some pony in action. Enjoy. Ugh. This is not my best post. Why am I even bothering with this? After many failed attempts to upload a Lemon Puffs gif. I decided to give up on it. Sorry guys. I own nothing. All artwork belongs
What do you think, Sam? Am I more accessible than you’re ex-girlfriend? Mom said that’s why you broke up. Just remember we’re both here for you. Now come over here and do me good. I know it’s been two days since Mom left, so you
yes, i am de-friending you because your status says "ugh I ate too much spaghetti last night"
taraemory: Tightened it up a bit. Why am I liking these teensy tiny sketches so much?
rittsrotts: Staring monday going on till friday, I will be STREAMING ALL DAY well sorta, from morning to night I’m gonna do COMMISSIONSSo why am I doing this? well, bills racked up from various things and MY 16 YEAR OLD KITTY I WUV has been going crazy
crinklelife:This is exactly why Emma is supposed to be in diapers. I am opening up the floor to punishment suggestions. How should I punish this bad baby for not wearing her diaper and having an accident all over herself and my kitchen?
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deadwooddross: I might regret putting this up but it’s from the same person that did this malachite one and it gives me LIFE and I just wanted yall to SEE… Wow, I am all salty once again cuz someone’s used MY drawing without my permission [and
I woke up at 9pm last night, stayed up through the night, and took a nap at about 6am this morning that lasted almost 3 hours. So why am I still sleepy? I want another nap
b2uty5evr: exo-kiss-me: strawberribaekhyun: Kai: *bla bla bla* Chanyeol: *thumbs up* Sehun: *acting cute* Suho: *nods* Baekhyun: why am i so short! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ D.O: *head pops up* Did I miss anything? wtf do hahahhahahahaha
jaclcfrost: i can’t even appreciate the beauty of the sunrise after staying up all night because it’s just like. fuck. there it is. there’s the sun. i fucked up. why am i laughing. nothing is funny. the sun is there and it’s harshly reprimanding
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: i didnt know my mom was home and i walked in without tucking my septum up and she saw it and told me to ‘put that ugly nonsense back up my nose’ why am i subjected to this?
ropetrainkeep:Now that I am going back and looking at old sets I did, I am remembering that this guy did construction, at the time… which is always a big plus. I don’t know why that should be extra hot. But the real fun of it was the fact that
a-place-of-worship: #Repost @victoriamelendezcruz • • • • • • Bali as i am growing up i am starting to look more and more like my mother. This is also why i prefer being natural over anything, i feel closer to her, i feel more like myself,
thececilz: Alex Vause And I follow up Piper with Alex… might end up drawing some other oitnb characters in the future (nooo why am I adding another thing to my “need to draw” list xD) Piper
My mom is great - I told her I’m having my yearly age crisis as my bday is creeping closer and she chimed up instantly that she wonders how am I gonna fare next year since I’ll be turning 30… THIRTY. Oh god why am I still alive. But yeah.
fromfeministtobimbo: Why am I posting nudes? For years, feminism actually made me feel ashamed of embracing my femininity. Now, I am finally opened up to the idea of embracing my womanhood fully, and a huge part of this is accepting my sexuality, and
I just looked her up. What? No. She’s a flat-chested/very small-breasted woman. They exist. She isn’t ultimate 6-year old-looking loli with giant droopy eyes that take up 5/4 of her face, I think she looks really cool, kinda dark. If I like
jabbing: warning: staying up late may cause you to think too much and become emotional
thetalesofbasingse: a-closet-nerd: pencilpaperpassion: legend-of-korra: I bet Zuko made up the no direct fire strikes to the head rule. WHY AM I LAUGHING I. JUST. LOST. MY. SHIT. OMG. I AM CHOKING ON AIR.
minityleroakley:I’m sorry but I am loving myself today. I fricking love these selfies. Also don’t know why they show up as gifs. BUT I AM LIVING FOR MY LOOK AND CONFIDENCE RIGHT NOW
laudanumandabsinthe: coldtofire: Why am I so damn goofy? I need to grow up. I’ve been saying this every day for over 50 years. Hasn’t worked yet Never grow up….
imagine noiz asking koujaku if they can get a rabbit but instead koujaku goes out and gets him a marimo. he’d probably be like “i asked for a rabbit you shriveled up meatball,” but then he finds it really cute and actually keeps
nakedandhairy:Where am I?? How long have I been passed out for?? And what the fuck.. why am I tied up and gagged??
tueften: womanontheedgeoftyne: submissivefeminist: vittyyluvscookies: Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there. I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners and also, why do sometimes
peppalina: ileftmyheartinwesteros: I wish I had a soft cuddly girl to come nuzzle up to me. I’m pretty soft. Just sayin’ :) Why I too am a soft cuddly person :)
lil-mizz-jaye: xbrokenxstillx: homosexualfrustration: mycroftismight: nomittens4kittens: mycroftismight: blaperture-mesa: queenofcandyland: why do you hurt me so oh my god why am i tearing up this is ridiculous This is super cute! So, to
thingsericalikes: get-the-motherfucking-salt: prettylittlesouthernbeauty: mattypi-mcfrostingeater: witch-boots: tweenchoiceawards: Guys. This is a fully grown Golden Cocker Retriever. In other words, a forever puppy. shut up SHUT UP why am I
concernedresidentofbakerstreet: homosexualfrustration: mycroftismight: nomittens4kittens: mycroftismight: blaperture-mesa: queenofcandyland: why do you hurt me so oh my fucking god why am i tearing up this is ridiculous This is super cute!
tekniklr: mycroftismight: nomittens4kittens: mycroftismight: blaperture-mesa: queenofcandyland: why do you hurt me so oh my fucking god why am i tearing up this is ridiculous This is super cute! So, to all of you who are sobbing, let me tell
I have fantasies almost daily of 3 specific scenarios– stabbing myself with my right hand in the right side of my stomach, putting my tight arm up to at least halfway up through something like a paper shredder and then taking it out or just laying
homosexualfrustration: mycroftismight: nomittens4kittens: mycroftismight: blaperture-mesa: queenofcandyland: why do you hurt me so oh my fucking god why am i tearing up this is ridiculous This is super cute! So, to all of you who are sobbing,
jamietheignorantamerican: strike-blade: jamietheignorantamerican: i-am-momo-senpai: Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades. why must you hurt me this way That
starborn-vagabond: homosexualfrustration: mycroftismight: nomittens4kittens: mycroftismight: blaperture-mesa: queenofcandyland: why do you hurt me so oh my fucking god why am i tearing up this is ridiculous This is super cute! So, to all
yourdestinationisunknown: “How are you?” I don’t want to hear this “Yeah I’m good” “Yeah I’m okay” “Im fine thanks” Shit. Tell me how you really are. Tell me why you were up at 3 am. Tell me why you got mad at that person
zippo077:“Well Shelby, I suppose you’re wondering why am I doing this to you…why do I have you all tied up in some dingy warehouse on the edge of town. It’s simple really, I need the money - and I found out there’s a demand for young pretty
purplexpoison-deactivated202203:I be complaining about how tired I am in the morning and how I should’ve went to sleep … but when night comes I’m like “ehhh I’ll just stay up one more hour” Why am I like this 🙄 My problem right now.
melissasdirtydiary: I was powerless to him. He had me up against the wall and was shoving his cock into me. I felt paralyzed. Did I do something to entice him? Why is he doing this? And why am I enjoying my father’s cock so much?
xennnnn: jaclcfrost: i can’t even appreciate the beauty of the sunrise after staying up all night because it’s just like. fuck. there it is. there’s the sun. i fucked up. why am i laughing. nothing is funny. the sun is there and it’s harshly
