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noemail: stereobone: homovikings: i am so tired of obama and romney why can’t thor be president ohmygod could you imagine tho “mr. president, what are your thoughts on gay marriage?” “I HOPE ALL MORTALS HAVE A GAY AND JOVIAL MARRIAGE”
eatsleepcrap: I was sitting alone in Biology today, when the teacher told us we needed to work in pairs, and he looked over at me and asked “And why are you sitting on a table on your own?” And me being the snarky little ball of sunlight that I am,
the-absolute-funniest-posts: i-am-momo-senpai: Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades.
stasiasenpai: grinagog-moth: earthenspirit: why does my bug bite look like a penis i am in tears You are the chosen one
etiolatify: sararye: tyleroakley: videohall: Dog cries after being reunited with owner. This is why dogs are perfect. NO I AM CRIYNG ohmygod
23thofseptember11: whyi-s-m-i-l-e: bakingcheesebuns: when u go to pee and unexpectedly start your period I don’t know why I am not surprised this post exists FINALLY SOMEONE MADE THIS POST
i-am-mishafuckingcollins: why is nobody freaking out about the ghostfacers. yall like me like
larrys27tattoos: whatisonyobiscuit: starrysleeper: tribblesexual-jotunn: thelilnan: I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas
ccesamestreet: spydercyde: obsessionthenarglesmademedoit: But why the last one thoughwhat am I not getting I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative
#i am imagining for a moment that this is them househunting #the very kind real estate agent is saying something about a security system #and cas is like but why would we need one when dean and i own over a hundred gu- and dean is like guARD DOGS #ha
faintlyfreckled: little-howie-lovecraft: awkwardrabbit: Idk why I laughed but omg SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad
presidentgay: me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm* me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE
purgatory-destiel: why-wolf: sexetc: unimoosapus: gayisthenewokay: if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future Don’t forget Celebrate Bisexuality Day on September 23rd! Reblog
dirkstridergothisheadinthegame:nitrogen:(18+) why is this 18+? are these stairs leading to porn? is there a pair of ghosts fucking on the steps that you can only see once you turn 18? am i going to be arrested for reblogging this when im only 17? who
kiddyp00l: gendertremblr: I am so confused why are people reblogging transparent pictures of school water fountains because it is beautiful.
clairesdearing: reasons why i am actually a velociraptor: I have powerful thighstend to stop blinking when uncomfortable lose my shit whenever something moves too fast almost exclusively prefer the company of females communicate in a variety of howls,
lookdifferentmtv: When Franchesca asked attendees at New York Comic Con about the need for superheroes of color on the last episode of Decoded, I don’t think she was expecting such a perfect response on why representation matters. Yet here I am,
bradley-herondale: WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT TYLER’S FACE WHEN THE ROPE BREAKS IN HOLDING ON TO YOU I AM IN TEARS OUR BABY BEAN
satanicshadow: jcohn: momokurumi: I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING OMG I AM PISSING OH MY GOSH WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN/HEARD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
slimetony: ghostfromzanzibar: slimetony: ghostfromzanzibar: slimetony: There’s a Burger King rugrats watch in my closet that’s gone off at 2:30 am every night for the past 15 years you should get rid of that Why it lets me know when it’s
Randomly marathoned Produce 101 and omg why am I tearing up every other minute?? Such precious and talented girls ;__;Personal favorites:1. Kim Chungha2. Kim Sejeong3. Zhou Jieqiong4. Jung Chaeyong5. Kim Doyeon
No one never did told em what fictional character I am
covertdream: “The casting process sure is getting harder these days…”, thought Chloe during her Supergirl movie audition…“Open up and say ahhhh… Miss Moretz.”“Why am I even doing this, I’m probably not tall enough for the role!”
captain-fucking-levi: averypottermormon: captain-fucking-levi: ya-boy-levi: captain-fucking-levi: why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story you are though—its called your life shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle
I have a flight to Tokyo in like…10 hours… why am I still up?
letsjime1d: Why i cry Because i am fed up of anyone is account og my pain I´m sick to think that his words do not hurt only by that noy answer them does not mean that that hurts not
dunflower: .̝̳.͍͖.̼͓.̟.̼͖̣͈̠̱ͅwhø is twenty øne piløts? and why am i sø far up their ass?.̝̳.͍͖.̼͓.̟.̼͖̣͈ͅ
one-after-nineonine: i did a push up why am i still fat
reannmallari: thisnigguhjordan: missladyvee: mattchooreyes: kimmbuhly: Everyone shut the fuck up and watch this. Goodnight c: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL HMMMM! THE WHOLE WORLD WORLD WORLLLLLD. hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA , OMMG , WTF O-O!! WHY AM I LAUGHING
hannahjane92: topsieturvie: restant: madeagoestohell: ramenjesus: Uh, remember the Naked Brothers Band? This is them now. so fuckin indie Why am I attracted to Nat Wolf, what. awh they are all grown up and i actually like this oh but they’re
rotiqueen: harryslittleass: decodethefallenmoon: lexicalnuncance: Ok, so I was watching Peppa Pig and well……this is one of tHE BEST MOMENTS EVER. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING SHE JUSST HANGS UP ON HER HHAHAHA OMG WHAT THE FUCK WHY AM I LAUGHIGN
priorwaltering: WHY AM I SO MISERABLE. i mean i know the answer is ‘major depression’ but that’s a boring answer, can’t we mix it up a little
kateordie: bluemal: 14 years old: I’m young but I know what I want. This isn’t that hard, I’m all grown up already and have everything figured out.17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am
andioyu: Why am i watching the show about rich people trying desperately to get richer. It’s a soap opera and it’s not even that good except I GUESS I LIKE DRAMA TOO MUCH TO STOP WATCHING gaaahhhh A COMMIE SHOWED UP but i very much doubt it’ll
My weird fascination with death has been picking up steam recently. I cannot be fully objective. It is quite likely that I do not know what I am talking about. But between my grandmother’s passing and the watchmen series I experienced recently, I have
laddersoftherain: queermagicalgirls: condesces: i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do i owe the universe nothing i exist on my own terms #the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that
ceekari:curlicuecal:Whenever I take a long car ride I end up exhausted afterwards, and I’m always like “why am I so tired? I was just sitting around doing nothing all day.”But the answer, it turns out, is I was doing something. Riding
jssicachastain:me 12 hours ago: im gonna change my sleeping schedule for the better and actually get regular healthy sleepme now: why not catch up on tv at 3 am
voilalasunshiine: justice4mikebrown: November 9, 2014 Ferguson businesses board up their windows in anticipation of grand jury announcement. Why am I about to cry .
theequeenpin: kaylahraquel: takeme2-rome:pussyluxury: takeme2-rome: jay-escobar: hella-cake: Amber Rose letting a nigga feel up on it the booty tho I wanna be him 😩😩😩😩😋 why am I not at carnival Gawd I can’t wait to go…shit
bedtimeforbadgirls: No I’m serious. This is your one chance: fuck me without protection now and you can keep doing it for ever. Insist on wearing a condom and you will never see me again. Why? Because I am fed up of seeing all my friends bellies growing
consultingsuperhusbands: crowley-and-the-demon-squad: funkyspartan: My three favorite men… WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH God’s finest back-up dancers.
runintoyourheart: WHY AM I EMBARRASSED WHEN I’M BUYING FEMININE PRODUCTS IT’S SO STUPID BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT PERIODS EXIST AND THAT LADIES NEED SHIT TO TAKE CARE OF THAT MONSTROSITY YET EVERY TIME I HAVE TO BUY SOME I TRY TO COVER IT UP WITH
junkbot3000:slimegirlwarlock:memorycycle:adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch outokay done 👍 why am i hurtsBecause of this post whenever I notice I’m mindlessly scrollling through social media instead
the longer you stare at it the more it fucks up your eyes… why am i enjoying this mindfuck…what does it meeeeeaaaaannnnnnn
The number one thing i hate is when you dont tell me what i did wrong, why i fucked up because then i cant do anything to fix it, i cant do anything to better myself and i am bkund to repeat the mistake unintentionally and piss you off again which is
barber-butt: Why am i taking pictures when i have to be up early tomorrow to look after a 3 year old human
stars-collected: suddenlytentacles: sh-inik: i’m enjoying this too much I AM HERE FOR THIS SIGN ME THE FUCK UP where the nose go tho. i demand the wonky nose
aliciaflrrick: me 12 hours ago: im gonna change my sleeping schedule for the better and actually get regular healthy sleepme now: why not catch up on tv at 3 am
gamebroreviews: “Wow, everything is so cool!” “Bitch, I’m gonna fuck you up”“Alrght, I’m gonna fight- OH HOLY SHIT NO I’M SO SORRY WHY AM I HERE I’M SO SCARED”
randomdom: mark-herpies: paintsplatteredteardr0ps: iwillmindfuckyou: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG HAHAHHAA Holy fuck. I laughed so much harder than I should have why am i laughing so hard I love the fact that she gets up and just kinda looks at the