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sauntervaguelydownward: showerthoughtsofficial: When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift. It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about
bless-your-seoul: When your friend gets you into a new fandom and it proceeds to consume your entire life
jerseyfiredragon20: thewhaleridingvulcan: crystalsoulslayer: I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to make up some lie, or eventually get around to “I am not working because
mellivorinae: capitulism: The largest mass shooting in American history was a hate crime against gay people. Don’t ever forget that. June 12, 2016. Putting a date on this for when it gets reblogged months from now by people who think the post is
floralsapphic:I wish i could use the word “triggered” when describing my experiences regarding my trauma and abuse ive had to endure but lol no the fucking neurotypicals took it away from us and reduced the word to a fucking joke like fuck you just
kittykat8311: You know when you were studying history at school and you looked at 1930s germany and with your 20:20 hindsight you looked at it and all the terrible things happening in the build up - persecuting minorities, silencing academics, painting
grilledcheese-samwich: i wonder what MY smell is????? when people wear my clothes or sleep in my bed…..what does it smell like?! WHAT IS MY SCENT
puppylovesquared: dennys: When life gives you lemons, combine their DNA with a prehistoric mosquito that was preserved in amber and create the Tyrannosourest Rex. It’s been a while since dennys got me to say what the fresh fuck
lgbtqi-support-equality:The true mark of a Straight™ is not noticing OBVIOUS satire that when lgbp+ people say stuff like “everything is gay, sorry I don’t make the rules” and they take it as serious statement.
kawaiite-mage: Isn’t it kinda fucked up that the Council has a Turian, an Asari, and a Salarian when their lifespans are so bloody far apart from each other? Asari live for 1000 years, but Turians only live to about 150, and Salarians are even shorter
averagefairy:my favorite version of myself is when i get out of the shower and the mirror is so steamy i am just a blurry mass of color with no identity or defining physical characteristics. she kills it
mettic: mettic: My ireland native father once told me that the first time he ever saw people use water for hot chocolate was when he came to america, and said that it was then that he “knew this country was doomed” ive made a lot of posts that i
raptorific: Why do roaches feel the need to fly? I’m already scared! They don’t need to now escalate the situation! It’s like if a guy took out a knife and said “gimme your wallet” and then when I’m like “okay man I don’t want any trouble,
jokesarefunny: caprisunsport: reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die i aint risking being a weak ass ghost
nannycanes: damianmcgintleman: thankyougreenlantern: I’m watching a doc about judy garland and wow gay men love her fun fact gay men used to refer to themselves as “friends of dorothy” when it was still illegal to be gay because garland was so
astriiferous: “When you post something on the internet it’s going to be seen by everyone!!!11″
catsbeaversandducks: “I try to capture all the little fun moments that happen when living with cats. All my little cat comics are done on 4 by 4 post-it notes! My fluffy friends are always a great source of inspiration and entertainment. And best
justsomeantifas: Don’t feel bad for making donations posts, it is literally exactly how capitalism works, so whenever fuckin pro-capitalists shit on you for “asking for handouts,” you’re literally working a job. heres how: people are deciding
leebasampson: adampaloian: When SpongeBob turns 20 he will turn into a real boy and you will all have to watch Human Bob and enjoy it. He turned 18 today, so you have 2 more years to sort out your feelings. this guy works on spongebob
indifferentsocks: Made it to 10 Boober comics! Have a big post of kitties. I think I’ll be making a little book when I make some more!
luvyourselfsomeesteem: How come when a house is haunted it’s always ghost from the 1800’s? Why there ain’t ever any ghosts from 2007 who screams “ITS BRITNEY BITCH!” 3 in the morning
winjennster: m-muscle-chan: allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself
ithotyouknew2:Look at how well you age when you stay in your lane
ive-got-a-dark-side: lotrlocked: get-your-ass-in-the-impala: smurflewis: gaysfinest: Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love. My mom always
calumfuckmeup: ever noticed that girls never complain about being in the friendzone????? its because they understand what it means when someone says no
coloradoqueen: kingofrunes: yourshipsaregross: disgustinganimals: pizzacatsandboobs: kaible: This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when
the-disney-elite: “I think that one of my favorite memories was when they showed [Tiana] to me in color for the first time. It was a surprise. They played this footage for me, and I just started to cry. So moving to me, and so amazing. I had no idea
lothlenan:This is all I’ve done so far! I cringed at the idea of doing a comparison because my own art looks terrible when compared to the original masterpieces, but since others have done it I figured I may as well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The most fun
nonbinarysapphic: experiment : reblog this with your sexuality and if you bite down on ice cream or not when eating it
shakespork: shakespork: i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing my doctor said im allergic to citrus
charlesoberonn: a-heavily-glazed-donut: l20music: 4sk-l4tul4-pyrop3: micaxiii: deductionfreak: hazelguay: The most valuable chart… yes thanks for colouring it I had a hard time reading that // I’m going to reblog this to help all RPers when
ukulelekatie: when you wanna talk about that thing you’re obsessed with but you already said a lot about it and don’t wanna be annoying
cosmic-noir: When your dad is a twin 😊 This is so cute!
tastefullyoffensive:When you’re a big baby and don’t care who knows it. (via axeeel)
hestheoriginal: sansaspark: During the scene when Mulan decides to go to war instead of her father, she decides to do it while sitting on the foot of the Great Stone Dragon. The image of the dragon looking over Mulan is repeated several times throughout
setheverman: just-shower-thoughts: If the aliens invade there will be memes about it within five minutes when you knew aliens were real but you gotta act surprised
squigglyexplosive: newtypezaku: Alton’s usually subtle when he watches a sabotage (or, in this case, an advantage) succeed or fail, so what makes this one of my favorites is how he just loses it in the middle of judging THE WORST PART WAS THAT THE
shitboy96: I love how straight people will say girlfriend and boyfriend when referring to straight couples but whenever it’s a gay couple they break out “partner” like I’m not a cowboy
classicmeevs: ihateeverythingcomic: twofingerswhiskey: falling-towers: mindfulwrath: honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre
teddylacroix: savagelucy42: romythe: mydollyaviana: A crash course on non-disney films and studios (sequels not included; list is not exhaustive) This should be standard knowledge for movielovers It is a pet peeve of mine when people refer to any
superheroesincolor: Harley Q x D.Va mashup by MOODY MYNX “ When @KrissyVictory tells you to assemble a squad of melanated D.Va’s… you fucking do it. ”Cosplayer instagram / facebook / twitter D.Va X Harley Quinn Mashup by Kandrakat
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: carl-jung-lean: I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice “HOW THEY LIFT ME WHEN I AM LORGE”
cryoverkiltmilk: ayumi-nemera: bunjywunjy: mockwa: 🐯 🐯 🐯 good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the
moontouched-moogle: picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm This is my rig for when Bloodborne Kart gets confirmed
slumbermancer: pastarrie: slumbermancer: pastarrie: superluminalflower: dirkar: My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix?
pointlesstrashyexistence: lauren-and-or-loren: All. The. SAME. AGE. For anybody wanting to try and dispute this it is canon that Katara and Azula are fourteen when Avatar starts, Snow White is 14 according to Disney and remains the youngest official
turing-tested:nb people don’t have to be androgynous to be valid, nb people don’t have to be white or thin to be valid. the idea that you’re not allowed to lean heavily one way or another when it comes to your presentation (ESPECIALLY leaning feminine
ilsoleinunanotte:When did you first realise? It was a bunch of little things, like my first girlfriend.
whendaybreaks: nicolasandthecage: when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go are you okay
haemus: u kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u
dykanthropy: stimman3000: youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama
murreal: my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time
thecaffeinebookwarrior: thechekhov: I made a thing! I was thinking about this for a few days - because I realized that when I was young, I was also frustrated about being given the same advice over and over - without really knowing what it meant!! Here’s
50shades-of-impregnation: 50shades-of-impregnation: And I want to hear about it when you do.
refridgerator: when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it
pinerosolanno: ‘WHEN IN DOUBT DANCE IT OUT’
Wow, I know this is really strange, but… At the end of Hold Me While We Fuck You, when you were doing aftercare, I actually started crying. Just the things you were saying to ‘me’ made me feel so loved, and it so unlike all of the men I’ve been
asgardianarmy: familiareyes: Just imagine how it was back when something like a bendable straw was new badass technology. gay pastel colors
painted-bees: jeanox: Little nugget of advice that really changed the way I approached painting. When I started blending like this it was a real turning point for my art quality. Forgot to add that lighting conditions and other variables in a piece
dear-monday: “When you’re old, all you want to do is stare at the scenery. It’s strange, I’ve never felt so peaceful before.”
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