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therealtrae: fxckoverdose: if you want to know what happiness looks like.. this is it. Parenting done right. The correct response when your “baby girl” tells you he’s your baby boy…. Love this
sneakyfeets: xanax-king: thomas-sanders-fan-blog: When Your Favorite Song Comes On But… Why did I laugh so hard. She has a sword. Why do people have swords. Even better, it’s the sword from Mulan
mjalti: I hate it when people ask “do you trust me” like …don’t call me out like that ……..the answer is no
dicksu: bigrnac: what if when doritos stained ur fingers it was permanent
kittenesque: aconfusedbird: let’s bring back the term “cats” when referring to a group of people (i.e. “see you cats later”) pros: it’s gender neutral you get the chance to look like a cool jazz musician you can compare all your friends
la7mb: “when this pokemon begins shedding, it burns all its fur in a blaze”
metaflesh: I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live
fedswatching: when you drop something then drop it again
elasticitymudflap: when u really want a thing and someone offers to buy it for u
autumnyte: When I was younger, I wish someone had told me straight-up that not all adults experience “a calling”. That many of them never find particular purpose in a career. That sometimes, their job is just what pays the bills and they have to
sometipsygnostalgic: smerchingaround: vine: When you try not to be cool Relatable
brightindie: I love when dogs are mildly excited and u start encouraging them like “what is it?!” and their tail goes from a level five to level eighty.
infinite-spoons: When people say stuff like “I could never be sick like you, it would be too hard”, don’t get a choice, I can be brave or die, I didn’t think I could be sick like this, AND YET HERE WE ARE.
goofyshelterdogs: “Pluto is a very interesting dog. His breed is a mystery - it’s anyone’s guess how this face got with this short, chubby body. His breathing is kind of pug-like, sounding like a pig when he chases after you!”
hawktopus: standard-dingo: When an enemy player switches to Bastion after being killed numerous times @it-a
sugafreekatri: hotephoetips: nayan1: Who needs expensive equipment, when you have good friends for the angles love it
restedandreadytobegin: carry-it-with-you: b0ngs-n-th0ngs: When Jim Henson, creator of the Muppets died in 1990, Disney released this picture of Mickey consoling Kermit the Frog. Reblogging for the hundredth time but what if he’s consoling Kermit
serendinoms: proserpinesbear: n0tanangel: sedorna: I think it’s fascinating how Jasper is pretty much the only gem who, when confronted by her “enemies” doesn’t attack as her first reaction, but instead asks “why”. And not just once,
memeufacturing: hey babe did it hurt when you fell from heaven haha ? hey babe did you see a god in heaven haha ?? hey babe is There even a god at all??Does life have a point????Babe?????? Or are we all just pointless machines in an uncaring universe
somelesbiansarewerewolves: thereadersmuse: jehovahhthickness: lightning-st0rm: pearlmito: smootymormonhelldream: stripedsilverfeline: anti-clerical: ramirezbundydahmer: When the Nazi concentration camps were liberated by the Allies, it was a
nicoriku: when ur drawing smth real bright n sparkly n joyful but its past 3 am and ur so jaded that it doesnt affect u
slightlypsychic: “Chris Hemsworth’s character in Ghostbusters was so useless! He was stupid and he was just there as eye-candy for the female audience! And he was the only male lead character!” Dear haters: Does it bother you when the only lead
frankoceanfanclub: when i get a runny nose This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch
themrock: Some Ways to Avoid An Art Depression Ok folks, Maybe this will help one or two of you, who are too much into a depression. It sounds silly for some, but respect that I write this for people who have some trouble.When you find grammar mistakes,
kingsdarga: …i like it when the smol pick up the tol
donutsism: skypevevo: heavenlyriches: Dumb customers (Sarah Schauer) THIS IS IT THIS IS WORKING FOOD SERVICE I LOVE HER VINES
charlesoberonn: Reporter: “Madam President, Madam President, one question please!” Connie: “Yes?” Reporter: “Is it true that when you were 13 you rode a giant pink lion while fused with your to-be-husband, holding a magical sword and shield
stephrhm: sabubu91: weloveshortvideos: When you’re trying to see if that spider you stepped on is dead. look at these dumb dinosaurs I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a video. My god.
athenadark: why-animals-do-the-thing: queenofeire: zooophagous: I’ve seen a couple people saying that because of Pokemon Go they’ve walked many many miles at a stretch and how good they feel about it and I agree… but I am concerned when I see
shelfofawesome: twineedle: vinesforall: James: Maybe we shouldn’t get too greedy. That’s when things fall apart. Meowth: Don’t worry that pretty blue head o’ yours, I got a plan. James: [offscreen, lowkey annoyed] It’s lavender. its lavender
thisisntgoodbi: “But when you get married, will you choose to be with a man or a woman?” Idk aunt Sally, if I get married as many times as you have I can probably mix it up.
elusivebrew: i like it when a player with the young genji skin keeps me as zenyatta safe thank you for indulging my trash ༼(•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡
obanjordeva: In fact, i really cried when I rewatched Oban for the second time (I listened to the russian dub previously :. It was bad).I mean I’m not the one who tends to cry over fictional stuff, but after rewatching OSR I just couldn’t bring myself
achandelierpun: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: When you least expect it… 💭 ME TOO
blacberries: my mom sent this text when i was late for our breakfast date and it sounds like text posts tht yall make
tastefullyoffensive: When it’s hunting season in Ohio. (via bytester)
latewithstarbutts: kumagawa: HOW ANIMES BE WHEN SOMEONE DIES you need to hear this to truly experience it.
nilvoid: afraiddave: This saw senses when it hits flesh. I just thought that was the world’s most powerful hotdog SCP-3025: a hotdog
captoring: librarianarchy: I love when small children identify all quadripedal animals as “doggy!” It always reminds me of the time Plato offered the definition of a human as any “featherless biped” and Diogenes busted into the Academy with
tfstayquiet: When you get caught I don’t know why it took me so long to finish this. Well, actually I do know … I was playing a lot this game. xd
chessys: u know when ur getting dressed and ur just in ur tights and bra and its like wow…this is a lük..shall i just leave it like this..but u are forced into the drapes of societal norms
iamallybee: When you tell your friend a really bad pun;
caprisunsport: reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die
nightmareloki: raekaytho: My (unfinished) Hanzo cosplay from Overwatch taken at Dragoncon! The Mercy cosplayer is @killersgrinon. SUPER well done, dude!! I can’t wait to see how it looks when finished completely! Ahh! Making me want to try for a
daikenkisan: I hate it when people call their birds their “babies”… I prefer to call them my “rarely sober angry roommates”. I mean, what “baby” hangs from the ceiling at 3 AM upside down in the bat pose while tweeting the French national
jamison-junkrat: riptirereadytoroll: When they decide to make more maps for OW, I think they should include a Junker map. Like in Australia and how it looked during the Omnic Explosion. Also, throwing in some Junker lines for Roadhog and Junkrat to
hannimble: O H M Y G O D…GUYS. STARDEW VALLEY.I just happened to have the Mayor’s shorts in my inventory when I was setting up my grange display at the fall fair, so lol I thought I’d be funny and put them in and didn’t think anything of it…AND
ubercharge: oh y’know just chilling in pregame when this guy in allchat five seconds later it registers in the call. in undisguised horror, jing tells us, ‘oh no, we need winstons. now.’ at first i didn’t really get what he meant because as
almond-milk-hotel: theyoungdaddy: carpetmunchr: deadecchi: theamazingindi: kumagawa: therealogmail: theyoungdaddy: princesscumkitty: When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕 Oh hey look it’s me!I usually cut up kittens food but I always
pageboi: when u look in the fridge and it dont got anything
oamisoa: I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am
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biteydrawsthings: When it comes to surprises in the moonlit nightI excel without ever even trying ! >:^) btv here back at u w content no one asked 4 but ur gunna get
hawktopus: quorgi: my personal headcanons involve jesse being abandoned early in his life, so children mean a lot to him. all those zeroes on his head though make it certain he can’t ever have kids of his own, so he’ll take what he can get when he
ladynaga: micspam: oh god this is so uncomfortable i fucking lost it when they added sound effects to the old lady transformation, implying that stefan somehow literally cast magic to turn into a different person on-set
trashgender-garbabe-nova: sapphiel: why is this making me laughter harder than it should When you make a beautiful snow mural and then take a nap with your bike.
jokesarefunny: caprisunsport: reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die i aint risking being a weak ass ghost
legit-writing-tips: fozmeadows: Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing
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