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It turns out begging will get you places, little lady. Especially when performed so enthusiastically!
Remember… when you can still feel it.
big-daddy-dualscar: victortheveran: actual-sumia: antisoras: when your favorite characters get reduced to generic or obvious traits or cliches and the whole fandom adopts it as canon
thisisradioactive: When you make a reference and someone actually gets it
When is it an inappropriate time to quote The Room?
it devin fire emblem
it’s hard when the world expects so much from you but you expect so much more from the world.
animaglacialis: itsa-me-amelie: verceri: verceri: sniperj0e: sniperj0e: ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking.
kurosunanomei: arseniks: when you finish a drawing and you like it I will never not reblog this.
thisismyplacetobe: A ‘Ring of Fire’ solar eclipse is a rare phenomenon that occurs when the moon’s orbit is at its apogee: the part of its orbit farthest away from the Earth. Because the moon is so far away, it seems smaller than normal to the
rennerei: Ok nevermind, tumblr won’t let me post gifs, so here’s a jpg : ( Scales be damned. Let’s just say it’s a tribute to the 80s when mass shifting was a legit thing and cassettes were giant. Sometimes. With hurrays to Kaz and Kashi and
leviackvrman: when u revisit an old ship and fall in love with it all over again
justdippinsaucethings: littlefroggies: verceri: sniperj0e: sniperj0e: ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking.
blindsprings: When I was a kid I HOARDED every girl hair and kept them separate in my room because I could make batgirl or a cowgirl or or… anything i wanted! It let you do whatever you want!My parents got me a mega blocks girly dollhouse lego knock
ligayaharukadiwata:40s-gal-at-heart:Captain America’s Shield has been exposed to Tesseract Beams, fire, survived 70 years on ice, saved him from a 10 story drop onto concrete, and survived a 200 foot drop from a helicarrier.Yet when you look at it,
toomuchtaylor:Why do people always use the “adam and eve” argument when they are trying to justify why they think it’s wrong to be gay? I mean, Adam and Eve committed the first sin and caused the downfall of all mankind after them. They’re not
endlose-weite:thisismyplacetobe:A ‘Ring of Fire’ solar eclipse is a rare phenomenon that occurs when the moon’s orbit is at its apogee: the part of its orbit farthest away from the Earth. Because the moon is so far away, it seems smaller than normal
just-shower-thoughts: There should be a “Getting Gas” button on your GPS or iPhone so that when you are getting off the highway to get gas, it will direct you in the right direction and not yell at you to make a U turn.
It is literally impossible to save money when you are poor.
clockwork-cturtle: motherfuckinoedipus: saxypone: fuchsiamae: dextronoms: bitches-im-balin: bigbigtruck: krudman: I love this “you come here often?” “DWARVEN CRAAAFTS” “hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-” “FAVOR THE
princesscharming1983: princesscharmingskindred: sassy-spoon: When friend is clearly upset but they don’t wanna talk about it but you wanna help but don’t know how and you just kinda
indig0wendig0: harebrained: Period Panties by Harebrained. YOOO OK LOOK THIS IS BETTER NOWI checked em out when it was just briefs and not shorts and I got super tired because the campaign had the fuckin casual cissexism that’s was too common with
archiemcphee: We don’t remember seeing “hedgehog crossing” or “pigeon takeoff area” signs when first learning the rules of the road, but the Department of Awesomely Good Deeds knows that it always pays to be more mindful of our animal friends.
lobobathory: ormondhsacker: A woman (Lucille Ball) single-handedly made sure that Star Trek got put into production and become more than a two-pilot never-been a group of men wanted it to be. A woman (Bjo Trimble) orchestrated a letter campaigns when
atalantapendrag: squidsqueen: ladydrace: Has anyone else noticed how, when you have a chronic condition of some kind, that there’s always the basic assumption from people around you that you’re not already doing everything you can? It’s all
whendaybreaks: nicolasandthecage: when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go are you okay
solluxcaptorr: When you thought you got over an issue but you actually just repressed it
fonzworthcutlass: imsoshive: I don’t get it when ppl post shit on twitter, screenshot the tweets, then post the pics on here. You could just say all that in a text post.
melociraptors: satsunon: when you wait for the beat to drop before you start throwing snacks at people idk what this is but I love it
glitterweave: when your textbook costs 赨+ and your professor doesn’t use it
kagerochii: when you come up with a great joke and try to share it with others
whatlovelybooks: When it comes to books, I love backstory. I love learning about the characters, who they are, how they got to where they are now, the context of the situation they are in. I hate being thrown straight into action because I need to care
ulyssee: cigs4kids: what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it i would do a split
paradeofproblematicfavs: randomstabbing: isohels: Do you know what I hate?? When I was growing up any time my brother upset/hurt/was rude to or downright nasty to me I was told “he’s just doing it to get a rise out of you” “he’s just doing
ashleysweatshirt: gettingplowed: jamaicanamazon: thagangstress: afri-kinda: mistamarqui2u: gifsboom: Moulay Hassan, Crown Prince of Morocco hates it when you try to kiss his hand. Thas the fastest snatch ever That boys hands are something serious
alunaes: lavenderscrotum: tahreza: the cutest chicken nugget AWWW CUTIE PIE I love him so much but this makes me sad because when I was that age I was getting bullied for my skin color and would get called ‘burnt’ all the time and it felt horrible
lhtrumbl: When people say “but you don’t look disabled”, what they are are actually saying is: “I think disabled people are so different and other than me that I am absolutely certain I could spot them at first glance.” The same goes for
thelonelybrilliance: When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later
anukii: janedoodles: kelseyridge13: jumpingjacktrash: katrinageist: When I explain cultural misappropriation to children, I use the example of The Nightmare Before Christmas. It’s effective because especially for children, who don’t have enough
plzstic: when u have anxiety but ur still spongebob af
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.
tresjac: When you sync an edit it’s lit🔥 “IB The Heavens”
yipyap: sp33n: lonelycanary: *dumb rant* This is not a super important issue but god damn it irks me when girls who cannot do their makeup to save their life talk about other women who “cake” (their words not mine) on their makeup in an attempt
legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin
astoundingbeyondbelief: when you can’t come out because it’s 2004 and the movie’s rated pg
nick-avallone: my dog is a rescue so we don’t really know when his birthday is other than that it’s in May and so is my dad’s so here is them celebrating their birthdays together along with the mini hat my mom got him
revolutionarygays: pretty fucked up that brokeback mountain is a horrifically sad movie and yet everyone acted like it was peak comedy i remember when brokeback mountain was released (before i realized i was gay) and i remember everyone making “i
crownmeyourking: conshence: That awful moment when you wake up. this happens to me like every day it’s annoying
tastefullyoffensive: When your short friend tries to start a fight. (via blakebb)
frankoceanfanclub: when i get a runny nose This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch
skellydun: u know that feeling when ur sock falls down inside ur shoe and u can’t fix it right away so ur forced to deal with the uncomfortableness… that’s how my entire life feels
appetitusinvictus: when Jesus knew Judas would betray him but invited him to brunch just for the drama of it all
meloetta: nichisse: meloetta: *holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk* *swings my arm around at maximum velocity and flings u into the sun* jokes on u i’m not letting go you’re coming with me
zenja-soba: When you’re clearly underleveled for a boss but you attempt it anyway:
crrocs: finnspjs: crrocs: crrocs: i love it when people compliment my pets compliment her She looks pretty dead thanks
la-volpe-bianca: vivilevone: hellyeahthomassanders: When earbuds start doing the thing… 🎧 by Thomas Sanders THIS IS THE WORST FEELING EVER FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME
dollskill: Come alive in da night cuz that’s when all the coolkids come out 2 play — dollskill.com/currently
autistic-sowachowski: glassy-stims: This is called CFL glass. it changes color due to what light it is under. [source] That’s what they made The Dress™ out of
covertlydesperado: sapphicalienn: christichris: justhurtingalot: Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically
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