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servant4alphas: kb4y: Just lay there and take it like a good girl. Alphas know what would humiliate a Real Man only turns a fag on and turns him out. Being talked down to and called a girl immediately makes a fag even more submissive to let the Men

meaghanelaine: This morning my boyfriend called me and told me his best friend had died. Expressing my condolences, utterly confused, I went on to ask him what had happened. He then informed me that his goldfish, Jamal, had been found floating lifeless

impresstheemperor: wearesorryfortheinconvenience: today i said to my friend “i haven’t had a go-gurt in a really long time” AND HE LOOKED REALLY LOST?? AND I EXPLAINED TO HIM WHAT A GO-GURT WAS AND HE SAID “OH IN CANADA WE CALL THOSE TUBES”

ghost-anus: culler-of-booty: Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you

ultrafacts:From Billy Crystal’s memoir:When he called me to see if i wanted to run with him on a local country club:“I would love to,” i said. But that club is restricted. “What does that mean”? he asked. “It means they

theblackship: ghost-anus: culler-of-booty: Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s

Gave it up to a fuckboy who I didn’t know was a fuckboy until after I gave him a piece 😒 he used to text and call me all the time now he’s not even giving me the time of day 😔 this is what happens when I fuck with boys my own age I end

la-diablareina: Gave it up to a fuckboy who I didn’t know was a fuckboy until after I gave him a piece 😒 he used to text and call me all the time now he’s not even giving me the time of day 😔 this is what happens when I fuck with boys my own

misstanwyck: When they were in Indianapolis shooting To Please a Lady, Barbara’s business manager called her to ask what type of accommodation she would require. She told him she needed a bedroom and bath for herself, and the same for Harriet (her

sensitivewhiteboy: apparently when my dad was a little kid he heard someone call someone else a homo so he went up to his friend and asked him “hey do you know what a homo is?” and his friend said “my parents just said that it’s when two guys

ghost-anus: culler-of-booty: Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you

gaymobile: skuxislandchubz: eyezofirob: jakedman1232: What is this?!!! Who know the name of this show Omg yum The series is called “About Him” and is available through Signal 23 Television.

nixostorme: rafi-dangelo: Y'all what do you call it when you’re screaming, crying, and cumming at the same time? I love him so much 😭😭😭 I have not seen enough people reblogging Eugene’s crop top pics Y’ALL ARE SLEEPING ON EUGENE LEE

1deep-dark-secreted-wife:So I I’ve been texting Judge Dredd since last night and he asked me what was under my shorts shorts and I send them this picture. I told him he could’ve found out but he had a call for back up and ruined everything😇🥰💯❤️😘😍🔥😇🥰❤️

nicolehoran-maybe: veni-vidi-igothammered: I love him because he’s the only one in their lives to call their bullshit basically saying what we’re all thinking

nicolehoran-maybe: veni-vidi-igothammered: I love him because he’s the only one in their lives to call their bullshit basically saying what we’re all thinking

noflexzoneremix: Me: hey bae, you won’t believe what happened I me today. This bitch- Him: my dick is hard Me: I’ll call Sheila and tell her about my day instead

billionairesociety: spguys: A kept muscleboy knows exactly what to wear when daddy picks him up at the airport. Something to remind daddy he’s so happy that the boy is on his payroll and at his beck and call.

jjsinterlude: satansslittledevil: Best advice my 19 year old roommate gave me “Just give him three days. Wait three days, no texts, no calls, no nothing. Then see if he comes back” “What if I can’t wait three days tho??” “You see the thing

ava-through-the-looking-glass: Remembering the little thingsThis last Sunday morning, I called to @fortysexand2 from the bathroom after my morning shower and asked him to remind me what his favorite color is. “Purple,” he promptly answered. “You

ghost-anus: culler-of-booty: Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you

nixostorme: rafi-dangelo: Y'all what do you call it when you’re screaming, crying, and cumming at the same time? I love him so much 😭😭😭 I have not seen enough people reblogging Eugene’s crop top pics Y’ALL ARE SLEEPING ON EUGENE LEE

When Mr. Crude walked into the store, Stacey, one of his students called out to him, “Hey there, Mr. Crude!”He was stunned by what she was wearing and went over for a closer look.“Hello, Stacey. That’s quite an outfit you’re wearing.”She

After showering, drying off and slipping on her lingerie, Olivia called Mr. Crude into the bathroom.With her back to him she said, “This. This is what I want to even out. That big pale triangle sticks out like a sore thumb. Will you help me get

FaceTime with my bestie on this crazy morning of traveling . He’s always one phone call away. No matter what’s going on I can always count on him to help. Don’t fuck with my Jovi or I’ll cut 🔪 you. by 1daisymarie

bunnybo: pregnantbellyobsession: Poking the baby from all directions what a pregnant whore Yes, that’s how they call me. But I am okey with that. My Master says I can stay with him if I continue helping his friends out.

torpidgilliver: dean-the-piesexual: OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND

annalisekeatin: But Glover understands people. He has an almost preternatural emotional intelligence; when we meet for the second time I give him a hug, and he calls me out on it: “What’s up with that hug? That didn’t have any feeling! Where’s

sh7774: When he called and told me to get ready, I knew what he meant. I had always belonged to him.

nicolehoran-maybe: veni-vidi-igothammered: I love him because he’s the only one in their lives to call their bullshit basically saying what we’re all thinking

jjsinterlude: satansslittledevil: Best advice my 19 year old roommate gave me “Just give him three days. Wait three days, no texts, no calls, no nothing. Then see if he comes back” “What if I can’t wait three days tho??” “You see the thing

usnavis-hat: bookavid: bookavid: my super homophobic relative asked me for ya books to read, preferably contemporary and u know what i gave them ari and dante muahahhahahahhahhahahahah they’re in for a surprise update: he called me. him: about

It’s only…. my hand that he’s touching… it’s only… my name that he’s calling… My whole body is burning, even thought I want to run away, I want him to touch me more. Is this… what love really is?

jjsinterlude: satansslittledevil: Best advice my 19 year old roommate gave me “Just give him three days. Wait three days, no texts, no calls, no nothing. Then see if he comes back” “What if I can’t wait three days tho??” “You see the thing

meaghanelaine: This morning my boyfriend called me and told me his best friend had died. Expressing my condolences, utterly confused, I went on to ask him what had happened. He then informed me that his goldfish, Jamal, had been found floating lifeless

satansslittledevil: Best advice my 19 year old roommate gave me “Just give him three days. Wait three days, no texts, no calls, no nothing. Then see if he comes back” “What if I can’t wait three days tho??” “You see the thing is, you keep

nicolehoran-maybe: veni-vidi-igothammered: I love him because he’s the only one in their lives to call their bullshit basically saying what we’re all thinking

sh7774: When he called and told me to get ready, I knew what he meant. I had always belonged to him.

dante1255: easyslutt: Part 2 - Finally i am able to upload it 😔 If you guys were me, what would you have said to my bf when i looked up at him? You can see he was kinda messing up my vibe when he kept talking to me calling me puta (slut/whore) lol

jjsinterlude: satansslittledevil: Best advice my 19 year old roommate gave me “Just give him three days. Wait three days, no texts, no calls, no nothing. Then see if he comes back” “What if I can’t wait three days tho??” “You see the thing

foodforsub: John jr. called my name from the bathroom, so I went in there and found him sitting on the toilet. It’s like he’s lost all his boundaries lately; taking a shit in front of me is what I’d expect from Dad, not John jr. But then again,

rrraaazzz: All the guys at school have been telling him what a little slut his little sister is, so he breaks into the bathroom when she’s having a shower and treats her like the slut his friends have been calling her and it looks like near the end

tsunderegod: what did you tell him!!!!!!!! @hella-bogus me whenever my mom calls

satansslittledevil: Best advice my 19 year old roommate gave me “Just give him three days. Wait three days, no texts, no calls, no nothing. Then see if he comes back” “What if I can’t wait three days tho??” “You see the thing is, you keep

nicolehoran-maybe: veni-vidi-igothammered: I love him because he’s the only one in their lives to call their bullshit basically saying what we’re all thinking

ghost-anus: culler-of-booty: Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you

celticpyro: forever-emo33: this man interrupts your wedding with an entire circus following him around and calls your bride a hoe, what do you do? Close the goddam door.

mjsheartisstillbeating: smearedlipstick: Michael Jacksons last phone call saying he was going to be murdered. I don’t know what to think but it sounds just like him! Everybody needs to see this before it gets deleted!! Wait……..is this legit..?

mjsheartisstillbeating: smearedlipstick: Michael Jacksons last phone call saying he was going to be murdered. I don’t know what to think but it sounds just like him! Everybody needs to see this before it gets deleted!! Wait……..is this legit..?

satansslittledevil: Best advice my 19 year old roommate gave me “Just give him three days. Wait three days, no texts, no calls, no nothing. Then see if he comes back” “What if I can’t wait three days tho??” “You see the thing is, you keep

satansslittledevil: Best advice my 19 year old roommate gave me “Just give him three days. Wait three days, no texts, no calls, no nothing. Then see if he comes back” “What if I can’t wait three days tho??” “You see the thing is, you keep

sh7774: When he called and told me to get ready, I knew what he meant. I had always belonged to him.

tikkis: Oh, you know what else I loved about Joan pointing out the misogyny of Sherlock’s comment? That she did it in the same episode where she said she believed in him and that he was her highest priority. That it was the same episode he called out

jjsinterlude: satansslittledevil: Best advice my 19 year old roommate gave me “Just give him three days. Wait three days, no texts, no calls, no nothing. Then see if he comes back” “What if I can’t wait three days tho??” “You see the thing

jjsinterlude: satansslittledevil: Best advice my 19 year old roommate gave me “Just give him three days. Wait three days, no texts, no calls, no nothing. Then see if he comes back” “What if I can’t wait three days tho??” “You see the thing

daddymike976: lilmisinnocent: He had called to say his meeting was running late, he sounded stressed. She knew exactly what he would require once he returned home. With his back turned, shuffling the bottles in the cabinet she heard him say “Where

tiara-dreams-deactivated2022120:Morning cravings… Basic needs… Call it what you want, it all involves Him 💟

mynightwing: I was tanning out in the backyard. I went into what I thought was an empty house to get a drink, when I heard my brother call my name. I went into the living room, and saw him stroking his huge, naked cock with his head thrown back and his

ghost-anus: culler-of-booty: Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you

satansslittledevil: Best advice my 19 year old roommate gave me “Just give him three days. Wait three days, no texts, no calls, no nothing. Then see if he comes back” “What if I can’t wait three days tho??” “You see the thing is, you keep

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