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s3redux: “Of course he loves me dad, you should see how hard he gets when I get on my knees in front of him and apologize for what our ancestors did. He is so proud, when he shows me off to his friends… They call me his stolen princess. Yes we are
folkman86: browndog12: moss-nymph: Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner? what the fuck do you think the point
timeywimeyhobbit: wearesorryfortheinconvenience: today i said to my friend “i haven’t had a go-gurt in a really long time” AND HE LOOKED REALLY LOST?? AND I EXPLAINED TO HIM WHAT A GO-GURT WAS AND HE SAID “OH IN CANADA WE CALL THOSE TUBES”
hijhysbdjsns: ckingsboy: He was playing with my hole, getting me wet and ready for His cock. Suddenly He said, “Whose pussy is this?” I was taken aback by Him calling my hole a ‘pussy’ and didn’t know what to say. He smacked my hole, sending
wwewrestlingsexconfessions: I want to be in the gym with The Rock, watching him do the workout. After a hard training, he would call me and take his shorts. He would make me suck his sweaty balls, what I would love to do. After that, he would put his
usthemme: Bottom Boy Rhys (RCS1157 on Instagram) just sent this morning wake-up call. He’s ready for to be poked. What would you like to see Rhys do in the next photo? Message me, and I will instruct him.
obeys2str8: rickraunch: Younger fag being taught what his mouth is for. His goal is to become completely passive, to never fuck or get blown, and to kneel for any dominant male who wants to use him. The straight guys he sucked off in high school called
ckingsboy: He was playing with my hole, getting me wet and ready for His cock. Suddenly He said, “Whose pussy is this?” I was taken aback by Him calling my hole a ‘pussy’ and didn’t know what to say. He smacked my hole, sending a sharp sting
tasteemenblog: Eat Me Trunks! Great Trunks To Wear For Any Booty Call! Let Him Know What You Want 😉 #TasteeTreasures
socialjusticekoolaid: No Justice, No Peace (11/14/14): It’s been an explosive day in “Darren Wilson” news. Most info we’ve gotten about him so far, to be honest. Here’s what you need to be caught up: Report: New Mike Brown shooting radio calls
sinnnnnce98: taymiller: sinnnnnce98: rawmayhemxxx: Love this series! Bruh I love this series! What’s the series @taymiller Its called About Him Where can i watch it
So I had an epiphany today! I knew Adam Lambert had a song called "Whataya want from me?" and I always wondered what it sounded like. It came up on the radio and I was so excited that I realized it was him! & I'd actually heard it before. :)
allyouneedisslut: This is what I like to call a marriage obliterator. If she get’s a hold of your man no amount of counseling will ever make him love you again.
velvet-veronica: marie-kaefer: First sneak peek for the video I’m currently working on!It’s called “Frustration Training”, I know you’ll love it! Can’t wait to see what kind of torture she dishes out to him 😍😈🔥🔥🔥🇩🇪
jurassicmovies: What are their names? Well, you’ve got Charlie. There’s Echo. Here is Delta. This one’s called Blue. She’s the beta. Who’s the alpha? You’re looking at him, kid.
jjsinterlude: satansslittledevil: Best advice my 19 year old roommate gave me “Just give him three days. Wait three days, no texts, no calls, no nothing. Then see if he comes back” “What if I can’t wait three days tho??” “You see the thing
ohmamadontyoucry: ohmamadontyoucry: so the other night i was with friend cop, and i went to give him a hug goodbye, and he turned off his radio (???) and i asked what was up and he said “last time we hugged your shoulder hit my radio and called dispatch”
nicolehoran-maybe: veni-vidi-igothammered: I love him because he’s the only one in their lives to call their bullshit basically saying what we’re all thinking
the-absolute-best-posts: veni-vidi-igothammered: I love him because he’s the only one in their lives to call their bullshit basically saying what we’re all thinking
dean-the-piesexual: OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My
Pages 11 and 12 for the Caesar book for Taffy. I’m running out of new ways to explain what these are for. The first is Lupus, who until I looked up a ref of him on Ask Caesar I thought was just called “Flickermandog” For the second one
meaghanelaine: This morning my boyfriend called me and told me his best friend had died. Expressing my condolences, utterly confused, I went on to ask him what had happened. He then informed me that his goldfish, Jamal, had been found floating lifeless
torpidgilliver: dean-the-piesexual: OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND
t92marihoene: looz-y: chalupo: powerpuffpotato: justateenagevowinaparkinglot: wonderful person I can’t even ;^; who is this boy and let me give him all the chocolates in the world for what he did for her Calling on security over this kind
danieljlayton: so-super-fucking-skinny: twinque: ordering pizza this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come” he got a ฤ tip Bless him.
stopwhitepeopleforever:esha242world:unite4humanity:He gets it.he’s legit, he know what’s up.Brogan even called out his own name I fuck with him
satansslittledevil: Best advice my 19 year old roommate gave me “Just give him three days. Wait three days, no texts, no calls, no nothing. Then see if he comes back” “What if I can’t wait three days tho??” “You see the thing is, you keep
spam-monster: Rewatching Dark Side of Dimensions - What the hell do Kaiba’ s scientists actually think of him spending all this time digitally rendering a guy that looks kind of like Yugi Moto whom he calls “the Pharoah” to duel with and digging
easyslutt: Part 2 - Finally i am able to upload it 😔 If you guys were me, what would you have said to my bf when i looked up at him? You can see he was kinda messing up my vibe when he kept talking to me calling me puta (slut/whore) lol
bendotno: I’d really like to know what the right one is called. I’ve seen him quite often :D
notestomydaddy: what-baby-wants: yourbadgrrl: If the call from Mr. Torn comes during tomorrow’s World Series Game, I would have to oblige him, truth be told….;) mistertorn: Here’s more from the evening when I met this wonderful young lady on
unisonraidd: Juvia:*in a room and cant find Gray*This calls for drastic measures Juvia:*uses hands as a microphone*Juvia is marrying Lyon Vastia! Gray:*From across the room*OI!Juvia what the fuck!Lyon you bastard! Juvia:Found him*runs to Gray giving
corporatecourtesan: Because he knows that he doesn’t need to call ahead or even ask if you are available….he only needs to show up at your door to know that you’ll let him in to take what he wants.
sexual-haze: Mommy always told me she was jealous of my tight, young body. But I never knew it was because Daddy spent all night fucking her while calling out my name. Maybe I’ll send him this picture as a little teaser to what we can do together.
browndog12: moss-nymph: Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner? what the fuck do you think the point of finding
blackladyjeanvaljean:hall70: alwaysbewoke:He called the cops for help, they entered his home unannounced, killed his dog, he came to see what was happening with gun in hand and they killed him. All this while white guys are shooting at police and living
Derek Hale is a wondering Omega looking for a pack to call his own. When he comes into Beacon Hills, he’s intercepted by the local pack. They take him to their Alpha who Derek is expecting to be an older werewolf. What he’s not expecting is for this
petite-and-tatted: secretteacher1: hotwifecoupleoh: well, that idea makes me rock hard, too. so what are we waiting for? let’s call that guy with the big dick and get him over here! Does it? Mmhmm
tropicstudio: Mr. Johnson. I called you in here because your son, Jimmy, has been behaving outrageously in class. Just last week I caught him rubbing himself while looking up my dress and… Oh, my… Mr. Johnson what are you doing? Don’t
badgyal-k: hypnotic-flow: theeamazoniangoddess: marydej: who you trust more? &I hate that BITCH. 😂😂😂😭😭💀 what’s wrong with Tom Brady?!! 😭😂 He called trump to congratulate him and told the press how they’re great
saltyshinysylveon: tikkunolamorgtfo: undateableblackgirl: thempress: I AM SCREAMING! What makes him think they’re not Jewish? You can be Jewish and not white. I think you misunderstood. The person who posted this is a man called David Duke, who
reefs231: When Dad called you into his room, you didn’t know what to expect. You certainly didn’t expect to see him buck naked with his big ass dick out. He told you to come and shut the door. Guess he found your pics…
celticpyro: forever-emo33: this man interrupts your wedding with an entire circus following him around and calls your bride a hoe, what do you do? Close the goddam door.
dancybutt: abandonedtrenchcoat: osricschau: gracelesscas: i bet the winchesters call kevin and ask him the randomest shit “kevin how fast can wendigos run” “kevin what temperature is boiling” “kevin how do you say ‘your
tiggs-a-doodle: Ever since I watched TFA episode “Autoboot Camp” one question has plagued me What the heck did bumblebee call himself before Sentinel Prime fucking roasted him?
carteblanc replied to your post:what else have I missed that last couple of days? hyo got pregnant and bayonetta 2 on the wii u Not surprised about Hyo, I called it the moment I show the gay on him as for Bay 2, I know about that since Mega64 threw
theblackship: ghost-anus: culler-of-booty: Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s
wearesorryfortheinconvenience: today i said to my friend “i haven’t had a go-gurt in a really long time” AND HE LOOKED REALLY LOST?? AND I EXPLAINED TO HIM WHAT A GO-GURT WAS AND HE SAID “OH IN CANADA WE CALL THOSE TUBES” TUBE S BUT ITS
dirtykinkypigs: fagsworshipbullies:Alpha uses a caged faggot, then sends him back in the closet where it belongs. This is what faggots like me call “the perfect weekend.”
Neighbors daughter broke in my house, told him I didn’t want to call the cops. He said, do what I feel.
ghost-anus: culler-of-booty: Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you
alwaysbewoke:He called the cops for help, they entered his home unannounced, killed his dog, he came to see what was happening with gun in hand and they killed him. All this while white guys are shooting at police and living to tell the story. #staywoke
beardednegro: when—you-are-gone: I either want to bitch slap this man or have him push me against a wall and have vicious, angry sex with me. What the fuck is this feeling even called? Love.
brotips: “Do you have PTSD? What’s the worst thing that happened?” -Sketch Posters For fuck’s sake yes. Nick’s friends actually asked him,“Is Afghanistan just like call of duty?”
