was it because
NSFW Tumblr
find was it because on porn pin board
was it because clips
shescheatingbro: “You’re taking it way too seriously,” your girlfriend tells you. “It was all in good fun, it’s not like I was doing it to cheat on you. I did it because he said I couldn’t take his whole dick. Shit, I could only take like
I was only slightly miffed when airport security confiscated my new toy. On the bright side, it was only because they thought it was a weapon—they didn’t believe a dildo could really be that big—and I was able to make my flight in time just by
Still one of the biggest disappointments of my life was how fucking excited I got over the fact that there was going to be an ATLA movie and it turned out……like that….
jen-iii: I wanted to do a screenshot redraw of this scene because it was so GORGEOUS but I almost died while doing it so here
To be honest, i was REALLY skeptical about this title, i mean why a new Hulk? and all that, but i said to myself “it’s Greg Pak and freaking Frank Cho” and it was really fun to read, it’s fresh and easy going, and you enjoy the character because
Getting kind of annoyed at my probably broken foot from the beginning of July from when I was in Milan. Because of where it is I doubt they’d even xray it because it doesn’t technically fuck up walking but it really fucking hurts :L I hope
drmng: a couple days ago my brother was driving and he saw a traffic camera flash at him but he was going the speed limit so he drove by it 5 more times thinking it was funny because he was doing nothing wrong and today he got 6 tickets in the mail
chillicothe1: I think this might be the hottest blowjob ever filmed! I saw it once on someone’s Tumblr blog but didn’t save it or “like” it. I was bummed because I was never able to find it again. Glad I saw it on one of the Tube sites. If
betabreeder:Seeing his locked up nub was more than I could bear. I used it as yet another reason to grind my freedom in his face. I did it because it made him throb. More importantly, I did it because I wanted to.
trashboat: drmng: a couple days ago my brother was driving and he saw a traffic camera flash at him but he was going the speed limit so he drove by it 5 more times thinking it was funny because he was doing nothing wrong and today he got 6 tickets
shady-brain-farm: This is a post that currently has over 200k notes and this is my reblog of it as you can see I was fooled by it as well, before I decided to google it because it didn’t seem to make much sense. Basically it said the rule was “no
oncewaskevin: afterl0ve: thenowhereprince: awwww-cute: wait did anyone else think those were all pieces of fried chicken or was that just me oh my gosh i thought this was food I was horrified because I realized it wasn’t food and thought it was
cynthias-things: Tory: It’s not a meteor; it’s a cookie wand. Me and Jeff made it because it made you look more like the Cookie Crisp wizard, which is not even a reference I get because the Cookie Crisp mascot wasn’t a wizard when I was a kid.
So is Mable a Black Adam fan or was the sweater she was wearing at the beginning of the newest episode just a coincidence?
I had a weird dream last night where I went to the movie theater to watch a Regular Show movie. It was called “Felix” and it was about Mordecai who got sucked into an alternate dimension (he was drawn in pencil while everything else was digitally
I have such a dumb sense of humor that I’m already like really amused at the general concept of the Diamonds being on Earth because they’re just Too Big for everything. Like, Homeworld is all Diamond-sized since everything is geared towards them but
cumaeansibyl:cumaeansibyl:I believe very strongly in “I didn’t say it was good, I said I liked it” but what might be even more important is “I didn’t say it was bad, I said I hated it” I just wanna say if you hate something good because
girdleluv: princessfluffypaws: dionnespet: He hated to admit it but he was enjoying the feeling of this stranger’s hand on his cock. He wanted to believe it was only because this was the first time in three months that his wife had let it out of its
simplewritings: You can reblog this but please do not steal it. I didn’t write this to make a cute Tumblr post. I wrote this because it was on my heart. I’m posting it because I just want to let it out. This is me being real. And I want the world
rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when
drmng:a couple days ago my brother was driving and he saw a traffic camera flash at him but he was going the speed limit so he drove by it 5 more times thinking it was funny because he was doing nothing wrong and today he got 6 tickets in the mail for
crazy–bol: sushinfood: nanyalan: ^FIGHTING SANS BE LIKE:^ Ok so I made this ages ago and I never posted it because it was bad but I’m posting it now because it bothers me to see this crappy video in my computer without getting posted. Also I
teal-rasferian replied to your post “I’m sorry that I like Kill me baby I find it funny wanna fight?” I actually watched it because you posted it before, I thought it was pretty funny. It was right? but I don’t see what kill la kill so great
yiffvore: if someones pronouns are it/its you are obligated to use them and if not youre being transphobic for misgendering it and not respecting its pronouns it absolutely does not matter if it makes you uncomfortable because other peoples pronouns
the-devils-by-my-side: I walked into my sisters ( Paris ) room today and there was blood all over the floor but not like she had cut herself. It was like it was dripping because there was water to. So I went into the bathroom and found this. She forgot
Kate Nash- Mouthwash Okay, i misquoted it. This is what it’s supposed to be. BUT i only realised at 10pm last night and by that time it was too late to change it because it had 200 notes and was already circulating around tumblr. Worrying about
thatfunnyblog: emptycupboard: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say
heyfunniest: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I
lannistere: And then we met you, and it was like he woke up. You couldn’t see it, because you’d never known him any different. But I saw it. Hodge saw it. Alec saw it - why do you think he hated you so much? It was like that from the second we met
ohjustmagic: We couldn’t describe what it was like because you’ll never understand what it was like until you perform on the stage. It was just amazing. - Zayn Malik
books-n-quotes: “How can you call it love when it hurt you so badly? It was love because it was worth it.” — Jay Asher, The Future of Us
itskkiss: You owe him money…… A lot of it and now as you can’t pay in cash, he is taking it in pussy from your wife.At first she did it because she knew how important it was for the family….. Now she does because she loves having this huge drugs
this was also in the found video and it was after I almost choked to death and realized how unsexy I was
i went to the bathroom and was washing my face and then suddenly my hand stung? so i look at it and i have this long red scratch on it and im like where the hell did that come from do i own some sort of invisible cat or something because it looks and
i wore a plug last night for like 30 minutes, which is the longest i’ve ever worn one. it was the big one and it’s long with not a very wide base at the bottom, so walking was weird because i was trying to clench to keep it from being pushed out.
drmng: a couple days ago my brother was driving and he saw a traffic camera flash at him but he was going the speed limit so he drove by it 5 more times thinking it was funny because he was doing nothing wrong and today he got 6 tickets in the mail for
asiamtold: xuisse: mason-hess: Paige had been expecting something like it for a while, but she had no idea it was coming this soon. As soon as she was in the door he grabbed her and she knew that he was serious because he was already naked and his cock
phantomstoryteller: This was supposed to be a test of Rose’s christmas sweater design by ikimaru (Also I had accidentally deleted this because I’m stupid) !!h hHAh that’s great! <3 thanks a lot!!
so I watched the Until Dawn let’s play and it was so fckin creepy jfc (especially the first half imo)
konny-kon: This is the balloon-less version of a new page i’m going to post soon on DITH, i thought it was worth to show you the whole panels without the balloons all over it because i was really happy with the results. It was a lot of time i didn’t
i thought i saw that fucking bee again so i sorta wall-scooted outta my room but then it was actually a fly it was a reaLLY big fly >:(