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I was still pretending not to love it when my big brother nailed me to my bed. I told him that I was only doing it because he was my brother, and I loved him enough to let him indulge in his perverted fantasies. I resented him for doing it anyway, it
brothersisterfathermother: I did it because I saw how lonely she was and wanted to fix it. I did it because I could tell that she needed the attention of a man ever since dad left. I did it because watching her shower and imagining it got me rock hard.
SO I FINALLY WATCHED THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN it was not good but it was basically gay porn without the actual porn so I’m inclined to like it despite how fucking awful it was
ladynehemah: I told him the only reason I didn’t want to go bareback was because I wasn’t ready to be a mother. He asked if I was sure that was it, that it wasn’t because I thought it was gross to let him cum in me. I told him no, I just didn’t
Her mind was blown because he was big and knew how to use it. His mind was blown because not only was she sexy, she was tight. Their minds were blown that their perfect partner had been sleeping in the next room to them for years. “Sometimes, family
artsy-witch: spaceisprettycool: shotfromguns: Guinan was the best thing in all of Star Trek, if you were unaware. Goddamn it’s scenes like this that remind me of how pissed off I am about the whole reboot. It doesn’t stand for anything, except
fuckyeahtattoos: I got this tattoo from Eric Easterday @mos eisley on division in grand rapids, michigan. I got it because I was obsessed with orko from the he-man cartoon. Then when Final Fantasy 9 came out I was super excited to play it because of
pregnantincest: Erica knew it was all wrong, it was wrong to be fucking, it was wrong not only to be fucking, but to be fucking the man she loved, as he was married, and she was a teenager, it was wrong because this married man was her biological father,
i-fuck-like-abeast: Of late she stopped complaining when her husband would go for weekend company days travels„ he though it is because her sister would come for a weekend to spend tome and go shopping.. but reality was, it was because her sister would
I just had a dream that I was hanging out in the general vicinity of Nash Grier and he stole my large cowboy hat, which was a very important possession of mine in the dream. I asked him if he took it, but he said no. I knew it was him so obviously I was
ozhawkauthor: spiderladyceo: I really, really hate fandom policing. I hated it when I was twelve and was so afraid to read slash because OMG DICKS TOUCHING WHAT and I hated it when I was fifteen and was smuggling the yaois under my mattress so I would
Heeey! Dynamite went back to the basics with Red Sonja.Remember last year that Gail Simone went all “we need to modernize Sonja” and retconned a lot of shit, because she was offended by it? remember that? me neither because it was cancelled, after…
goatprince replied to your post: one of the first people to answer was right but… it was me wasn’t it ya it wasit’s not easy being 6 years old forever because no matter how much you age you’re still somehow 6
colbertmmunist: one-time-i-dreamt: The new Star Wars movie was gonna be rated R because Kylo Ren said fuck, and the directors wouldn’t change it because it was important to the plot. #LetKyloRenSayFuck
raspberryandpomegranatetea: Where it all began… Yamato’s route will forever be my favourite, probably because it was the first otome game I ever played, & because it felt like he was there for me at a difficult time. I don’t know if anyone
Idk but blaming historical sexism on film directors because they depicted it well is kinda dumb? Like really dumb.
i’m doing a bunch of these because four is obviously too few but here’s the first one (suggestions from twitter)
rosesetc:Can the art hoe side of tumblr please stop romanticising Vincent Van Gogh’s suicide attempt? Gogh ate paint because he knew it was toxic. He didn’t do it because yellow was a pretty, happy colour and he didn’t think eating it would make
odditybloggity: one-for-all-plus-ultra: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: justabitnotgood: bruddabois: ayajalil: weavemama: holy damn oh fuck no If I die, I die with a mouthful of fried chicken and no regrets Because the post doesn’t really
raininjuarez: She wore it because I asked her to And I asked her to because it seemed so beautifully, so profoundly, so hopelessly futile It was not clothing; it was an announcement … an endorsement … a beacon drawing eyes to the form it caressed.
rooshoes said: stack some mushrooms on top. just like hatsune miku used to make. (get it because robots) i knew some mother fucker was gonna make that joke and im glad it was you because it is a comfort somehow
magewart: helldick420: baearth: kahlo-kid: teenageunderdog: westartthemania:deprivxd:“women shouldn’t be able to get abortions because it was their choice to have sex” so we should refuse treatment for people with lung cancer because it was
Have you ever looked at a prompt in a kink meme and said “You need to sit in a corner and think about what you did?” Because I just had that moment.
I’m going to try to go to bed early, because I have to get interviewed by a panel of people from an accreditation board about my experience in my grad school program. For some reason, my professor picked me?????? and I still don’t really
Just posting this because today me and a few friends have a Steven Universe marathon and it was so much fun. I got to make pancakes for the first time in ages and they turned out really good so here is a pic of the together breakfast we made!
Do you guys remember way back when “Cat Fingers” first aired and Pearl blushed towards the end and we all flipped out because it was blue/green (and adorable)? Because I do
I was walking out of the garage (had a spider caught in a vacuum I was letting out, long story) but it had rained earlier and I guess a bunch of water got trapped in the door which dislodged as it was opening so as soon as I walked under it a bunch of
Last night I had a dream that I had a spider crawl into my mouth and I swallowed it and it was stuck in the back of my throat and it was horrible because I still felt it when I got up and I’m not 100% sure if it was a dream or not.
thetenthdoctorscompanion: At first it was just funny because Sam’s hair is how I judge Supernatural. Then it was funny because it looks like Sam noticed the comment and started contemplating how true it was.
doumaru: Saw ore-no-double-stuffed-fanservice ’s cute little III papercraft doll/ It was so cute and I had to make one too. ^-^
kashmiris: jean-luc-gohard: Plus, and I’m about to go to sleep so I won’t be around for the messages I get about this, Michael Jackson 100% did what he was accused of doing. I wish it wasn’t so, because he’s one of the most brilliant musical
It was like a nightmare.
new icon once again because mizuki was such a cutie this episode and i’m not prepared for the next one.
viria:bro confessions because of a certain tumblr post
thathighguy: hotboy-x: tarynel: thagreatvino: seekingotherlands: blvck-gvld:if your male friend stopped fucking with you when he got a girlfriend, he wasn’t your friend, he was trying to fuck. OR his new gf is threatened by your friendship and
killmoncoochie: morthils: ranger-truth: sushinfood: great-tweets: watch the whole thing, i’m begging you this is NUTS Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel. wait a second
tumblraddictus: The Perks of Being a Wallflower But mostly, I was crying because I was suddenly very aware of the fact that it was me standing up in that tunnel with the wind over my face. Not caring if I saw downtown. Not even thinking about it. Because
pineappowl: okay so i was looking at onsies on ebay and i came across this but hm
vampiredollg: the new update for tumblr is really cute At first I was like “What are you talking about???” then I clicked the like button on a post and made an inhuman noise because of the little heart floating up
it was real
pastelroyalty: Experiencing catcalling when you’re not conventionally attractive is such an internal predicament. Because on one hand, when you experience it you’re repulsed. Because it’s still harassment. But on the other hand- you finally feel
promentory: Jesse was so nervous of this scene. He is so stupid because he is so good in it. He felt so under-prepared and he was so angry with himself and I think it was lovely because there was a real kind of support that we had for each other in this
motherfuckingoj: promentory: Jesse was so nervous of this scene. He is so stupid because he is so good in it. He felt so under-prepared and he was so angry with himself and I think it was lovely because there was a real kind of support that we had for
sometimes-it-rains-2-0: sequencefairy: Shoutout to all the people for whom father’s day is hard.Hard because he isn’t there, hard because he wasn’t there, hard because he was, hard because he is. Hard because there was abuse, there was alcoholism,
incestamy: When my daddy lifted my legs up and penetrated me, I felt just how big his cock was. Thankfully, he took it slow with me because he knew how inexperienced I was. It was difficult, but I somehow managed to be somewhat quiet too, because Mom
fencer-x: fencer-x: (image from x) This scene struck me from the moment I saw it in the theater. I was initially a little surprised, because I’d thought Yuuri was shorter than Victor, but then I realized it’s because Yuuri is standing on his skates
because painting your boyfriends name on your nails isn’t creepy at all….. it’s really cool, guys……..
ninasdobrev-blog: “I was at a party where everyone was drinking except me, although it probably looked like I was drunk because I fell down the stairs. I was mortified because the only person who saw me fall on my ass was Taylor Lautner.”
avagardner: It was a hot August day and I had been out making the rounds, and I was sweaty because in those days you had to wear your high heels and your gloves and everything. I went into my agent’s office because it had air conditioning, and I was
verducha: rosesetc: Can the art hoe side of tumblr please stop romanticising Vincent Van Gogh’s suicide attempt? Gogh ate paint because he knew it was toxic. He didn’t do it because yellow was a pretty, happy colour and he didn’t think eating it
butterklumpen: lilalolarose: butterklumpen: lilalolarose: sweetflattery: incredible lips. Oh honey, for a sec I thought it was you. excuse me? what on earth made you think that? Her lips and boobs, somehow. Plus I think your bellies look not
important stuff: be thankful for your nails because if you didnt have them while you were chopping up some hard as fuck dates, you might have chopped off more of your finger thank you for protecting me, nail. even though i cut part of my nail off too
dermatillorama: hey just so u know I’m here for the girls who have slept with people who they didn’t like and girls who look back on old hook ups and feel gross. girls who have slept with people because they needed the sexual validation but had bad
yugimew: chrossrank: yugimew: chrossrank: Was there a new GF promo when they were showing WOY?! THERE WAS, AND IT WAS AWESOME Was it for the last mabelcorn or roadside attraction? The Last Mabelcorn. IT WAS AWESOME Damn. I couldnt see it because
pervertkinkythoughts: It was a unfortunate coincidence. She’s been drinking too much alone in that secluded bar. It was perhaps because something she wanted to forget, or just because… It was inevitable that she draw all men in the bar attention
When I was a kid my family thought I was suicidal because I didn’t want to grow up. I thought I wanted to die. It was because I was aware that I had to grow up as a man and that scared me to a point where I didn’t want to live if I had to
I’ve never been impressed by the assertion that Facebook “isn’t cool anymore.” Of course Facebook isn’t cool anymore. It hasn’t been cool for years, if it ever was. It beat MySpace because it was cleaner and more attractive, not because it
rhinocio: I mean on one hand it was about time the Homoloaf Brigade came up with another quasi-meme but on the other hand why noodle cook Ruby
it’s been too long since I posted pics of them haha
