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milkbells: I posted this one before, but it didn’t animate because the filesize was too big. But .. it’s fixed now! Drink up. ❤
because this is what happens when I go to a bar/nightclub with my SPN-obsessed friend. And I was the designated driver, so there is no excuse for this.
It was awesome the first time for me a BBC came through the gloryhole and I tried to suck it but it was so big I could not do a good job on it because of the size. I lubed it up with my mouth and then turned around and stuck that BBC up to my asspussy
It’s a little late for Thong-less Thursday. But here have a picture of my ass.
stheno-initiative: REBLOG IF U CRIE EVERY TIEM while I was really looking forward to seeing more lacertor lyra because of the extend of the world building going on there, I definitely can understand huggablehoncho’s position and applaud the work he’s
I had a SU dream last night and it was all about romantic happy fluff with a ship. The bad part though?IT WAS JASPEARLI HAVE NEVER FELT SO BETRAYED IN MY LIFE. MY OWN BODY. HOW DARE.
No offense but I just had a Steven Universe x Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney crossover dream and it was the best thing ever
It’s a good thing I have a blog to post on because this is what happens when I subject my real life friends to my sense of humor
I love watching RWBY reaction videos because seeing people get excited and hyped over the fighting choreography is a real treat but every time we get towards the end of volume 3, theres a BUNCH of people who are like ‘Ah this is getting intense! I
Day 02: Centaur from THIS 30 day monster girl challengeI really really hate this one, but the concept was a wild redheaded centauress….aaaannnnd then i had to wings and horn, so shhh. leave me be. I hate it, but i am posting it. I am sick and feeli
captainsnoop: have you ever wondered why anime people have such big eyes like this: that’s because of scrooge mcduck Osamu Tekuza. creator of Astro Boy and often called “The Godfather of Anime,” was a big fan of the Scrooge McDuck comics from
I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight
So guise i just saw Meet Mr. Daddy and oMFG IT WAS LIKE THE SADDEST THING EVER AND JUST ENDLESS AMOUNT OF TEARS BECAUSE OMFG THE PLOT IS JUST GOING TO DESTROY YOUR HEART OK AND THE LITTLE GIRL IN THIS WAS SO DARN ADORABLE AND UGH FOREVER CRYING …
So I just had the longest day ever… 3pm: Got picked up by my friend Savs to go to Chinatown because they were having a Chinese festival and we had like 40 bucks on us and we thought that’d be enough but apparently everything there is pretty
It’s Herbing Absolute Gerblin
cassandrawusan: helladonkaphant: just-shower-thoughts: Eventually they’ll need to reinvent Superman’s alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore clark kent the buzzfeed editor. #clickbait title: Lex Luthor Stole Forty Cakes: You Won’t
It’s cold outside, I need to find some place warm to rest my head. My pajama Saturday submit hgood65 Ok, this one is very close to a dick pic, but I am publishing it because it was done in a cute way and the write up makes it fairly amusing. That,
sadcapricorn: I love having a blog because it holds the therapeutic value of keeping a diary but instead it’s like shouting into the void TODAY I WAS SAD AND BOUGHT LIPSTICK and sometimes someone else in the vast blackness will hear you and shout back
today i battle 3 men in CEX because they tried to treat me like i was an idiot
compasswaters: 100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you
timoathy: intergaylactic: freakbast: so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle. so naturally, Tyler
Their episode count was a spoiler
we thought vaughn was a robot
mercelot:chamiryokuroi:geekyanglophile:batfamscreaming:phoenix-angel-suyari:muguathepapaya:chershare:chamiryokuroi:Today I found out people read fics by clicking “Next Chapter” instead of going “Entire Work” I had no idea ao3 was down because
thedarkmatteralchemist: penis-hilton: EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED Betty White, last of the jedi.
multimusehideout: Pulling out his notebook, Kyoya made a few notes. As he did, not once did he let the smile on his face fade. “Excellent. So, now to business. Tell me, Mr. Havoc was it? What special talents do you possess? Be as specific as possible
prince-ichi: My Hersha and Berta gijinkas, Virus and Trip’s allmates `o` I tried to keep their faces relatively similar to their respective animal, I hope I was successful! Tori and beni
chodetown: have you all read the fic CQ wrote for me because i have and it was very inspiring.
watre: kingpinnn: Trayvon Martin would have been celebrating his 19th birthday today The media would NEVER show this picture of him with this Experience Aviation jumpsuit on because it shows that he was a human. An intellectual. It shows that he had
dieaerzte: lnannibal: dieaerzte: it would be fucked up if sex were real wtf are you talking about i was just saying that like if sex were real that would be fucked up The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. Just saying
justin-with-a-j: lagonegirl: 4mysquad: U.S. Marshals Are Arresting People Who Have Unpaid Student Loans Paul Aker was arrested for not having paid loan of ũ,500 that he took out in 1987. OMG Booooooost it Whoa shit, as if I wasn’t already nervous
tiaconchita: yellew: strampunch: hmas-sydney: unbelievable-facts: Critics complained that Indian musician Daler Mehndi’s music was only popular because his videos featured beautiful women. Mehndi’s response was to create a video featuring only
sobeitjayt: Like no shade noah fence but A Seat At The Table was better than Lemonade So like it’s songs on Lemonade that I really, really, really like (Hold Up, Daddy Lessons, Sandcastles, Freedom, All Night) and I don’t really feel that
laurdlannister-kingslayer: fatandbougie:i used to be one of those people that NEVER checked my bank balanace because i didn’t wanna see how broke i was and was always overdraft. i check it at least every 2-3 days and i haven’t been overdraft not
It really hurts that Tumblr don’t have a timestamp on messages seem like I missed a message from somebody who I was talking to and helping and I don’t remember seeing her message but it really hurts because I felt like I’ll let that
ariaonthetitans: martheh: warningofimposter: i can’t believe team rocket bought tumblr #1 RULE OF TUMBLR ALWAYS REBLOG DADDY!!111! i will rip out the insides of every single person who reblogs this
i don’t love, i simply lust and leave it at that.
soulofabutterflyy: causethechicksdigit: tardismyoldgirl: diaryofajohnlockian: iwanttoseethestarsdoctor: chaise-the-red-nosed-chair: merriemelodie: This animation is absolutely glorious. Just take a moment to appreciate that this was all
manaphy: girahimu-sama: polisical: polisical: remember that one fucking brony song that pissed everyone off because it was really catchy but it was a brony song
is it bad that i never responded to one of my favorite yaoi blogs when they messaged me on tumblr because i love them so much and treasure their message so much i just kept it
gigaprince: redid an old oikawa picture from last year because it was bugging me
because smoking resin and listening to good charlotte’s s/t album isn’t pathetic at all….. yes it is. i know that. judge me.
xubsdraws: It was high time I finished this profile pic for @grittygratification because ITS JENKO’S BIRTHDAY TODAY 🎂㊙️💯💯‼️‼️ I’ve had him for years but this is the first time I’m actually excited to celebrate him, and I have
boysandmasters: Doggy doesn’t seem happy…. Was it because the owner just told him that he would better behave or he would be neutered?
worldofvala:I recently had to not utilize a episode because an encounter went so poorly.I still feel bad about it!
kyashana: what pisses me off is when girls are literally sexist towards their own gender. in my civics class we were asked why we never had a female president and all the girls said it was because we pms. wtf? wtf is that shit? and then when girls say
momsloverboy: livingwithhotmom: I don’t know why I always got so hard when mom used to leave for the gym. Was it because she wore no underwear and her cameltoe and the hard nipples poking out were obvious to everyone? Or the fact that her gym instructor
Has anyone every stumbled upon their siblings more personal stuff. That shit you know you weren’t supposed to find? I was asking because I remember the time I found my brother’s magic wand… Looking for the remote so I can change the
snow-white-and-little-red replied to your post:I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP YOU WIN I DID THIS ONCE EXCEPT IT WAS ME TELLING HOW MUCH I LOVED ONE OF THE SENPAIS AND GOD BLESS HER KIND HEART SHE DIDNT POST IT BUT I CAN NEVER TALK TO HER AGAIN BECAUSE I AM SO
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elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap: again, my theory on why garnet doesnt eat is because in a fit of petty rage, when sapphire told her it was a bad idea and not to do it, ruby jammed 134 twinkies into her mouth at the same time and fucking died
HaHa dont you just love that visual storytelling device of the tea kettle whistling indicating the realization Mei has that the cryo pods have malfunctioned and defrosted leaving her teammates to die in them because it HURTS
ikimaru: 3am ice cubes photoset because I’m melting over here aaah why does my fan have to be currently buried in the basement remember when it was so hot I started googling for ice cubes photos
anonymouscomrade: iveneverhadnutella: this movie was really fucked up I’ve never seen Bee Movie and every new post I see about it on tumblr just further convinces me that it has to be an elaborate ruse of some sort because it can’t possibly exist
Tagged by @chasingdownmatt to stop, drop and a selfie. Not sure if the hairy cleavage is part of it but it was included just in case ;)I’m tagging @imabloodymartian, @str8-for-pay, @mini-elephants, and @tapatiopapi because…they’re cutie
sissy-queer-wannabe: I came home early and caught my kid brother sucking off my best friend. I was upset because THAT penis belongs in MY mouth.
kaymurph: the final two episodes of madoka magica came out a year ago today! so im gonna go rewatch it (because i love torturing myself, apparently) but i wanted to draw something cute and happy before i do :”””)
IT WASNT THE UPDATE, IT WAS NOT THE UPDATE
It’s so beautiful I’d never use it because I’d feel like I was vandalizing a precious work of art
