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par-vollen: postmarxed: b0gvvitch: postmarxed: postmarxed: Just saw a velociraptor sucking dick on my dash and y'all better appreciate me not making all of you see it too This is so sad Where’s the fucking picture, op You fucking asked
thegirlinthebyakko: frau-argh: bi-velociraptor: I was scrolling on Instagram and saw this… imagine your OTP *whispers*…. they were roommates! oh my gosh, they were roommates
glumshoe:virgo-of-carpathia:glumshoe:astral-tracer:glumshoe:themetaisawesome:glumshoe:Kids get So Offended when you mention that velociraptors were not much bigger than turkeys or domestic dogs. They will insult you very boldly to your face if you show
trans-mom:velociraptors-in-hats:trans-mom:Actually, the scariest part of Alien (1979) is how no one tried to understand the Xenomorph and just branded her a monster from the start. We can’t chose the circumstances of our birth and it’s the
cumaeansibyl: human: *gentle “owl” hooting* actual owls: *tiny velociraptor screams*
deusvolt: stunningpicture: So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes #u hold on to that friend#hold tight and never let go
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: thesochillnetwork: Some weird shit is about to go down… “Now let’s see who this ghost REALLY is” (Pulls off mask revealing a velociraptor) “what the fuck”
Paseando un velociraptor por Melbourne Nada nuevo bajo el sol… Atentos al vídeo:
stunningpicture: So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes
—¿Que película ves? —Ballenas asesinas. —¿Y sobre que trata? —Pues de un matrimonio entre un unicornio y un velociraptor.
lavoisier: Velociraptor (by philiporigami)
darkknightsrevenge: A muggleborn in DADA class casting their first patronus and it’s a full size velociraptor. The Wizards in the class are like what the actual fuck is that and the other muggleborns cheering and singing the Jurassic Park theme.
missdanidaniels: queenton: babykaiju: religiousmom: we should revive dinosaurs but genetically modify them so that they are only like 1 foot tall and then keep them as pets #imagine a tiny velociraptor this is the plot of spy kids 2 OMG yes
kingchestnutsroastinonanopenfire: gwyndor: tumblr is all about anti-bullying until someone is a velociraptor physics homework sac fungus the molar mass of oxygen a paperclip FINALLY SOMEBODY SAID IT I’M SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE TREATING ME LIKE MY
uglyontheoutside: Jennifer Lawrence: lol I’m a velociraptor Taylor Swift: my next song is about a boy
probably-a-velociraptor: Them: “If you see it you’ll want to kill yourself”Me: Bold of you to assume I don’t already want to kill myself
videohall: Velociraptor in Melbourne That’s the coolest thing ever!
darkinternalthoughts: the-geek-cornucopia: viergacht: is-a-velociraptor: bonzly-says: thefabulousweirdtrotters: The lyrebird from Australia can mimic virtually any sound that it hears, including children’s toys,chainsaws…. Crazy Amazing!
squeedge:sonoran-partisan:sharper-and-bigger: epic-games-official: beckiboos: What the fuck those things are real I thought it was just a cartoon I thought the same thing when I moved to Arizona Little velociraptor Lads ok but roadrunners are
thedailywhat: This x That: Know This: Rahm Emanuel allowed back on ballot ahead of Illinois Supreme Court appeal. Read This: Great Moments in Pedantry: How Jurassic Park got Velociraptors wrong. James Franco Isn’t The First Oscar-Nominated Oscar Host.
deusvolt:stunningpicture: So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes #u hold on to that friend#hold tight and never let go
The Velociraptor is more (functionally) popular than either Distraptor or Timeraptor. The reason for this is that people find Distraptor and Timeraptor too *looks left and right* one dimensional. Prepare Sunglasses! (Sunglasses ready on your mark,
un-velociraptor: flanshisca-manda-flan-soprole: iwannafuckyoutonight: Este siempre ha sido uno de mis post favoritos de Tumblr. Porque no sabemos si es un hombre con una mujer, una mujer con una mujer o un hombre con un hombre. Tampoco sabemos si el
vvankinq: vvankinq: vvankinq: DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND THAT GIF AND ITS LIKE A RAVE AND KIDS ARE CRYING AND PRAYING TO THIS GUY LIKE THE DJ BUT HE HAS A HEAD OF A VELOCIRAPTOR??? AND EVERYTHING IS COLOURFUL? I FOUND IT I FUKCIGN CANNOT
probably-a-velociraptor: i-write-sins-not-poems: Mum:hey - Me, returning from a walk in the woods after still being unsuccesfull in getting abducted by the fair folk: I don’t wanna talk right now Ye olden days: “ we must never go in there, the
paleoillustration: “During the Polish-Mongolian paleontological expedition to the Gobi Desert of Mongolia, in 1971, an articulated Velociraptor mongoliensis skeleton was found with hands and feet grasping a Protoceratops andrewsi. Evidence suggests
sarahbennet: ishipitlikeups: ipomoeaj: adamazur: “Victorian Velociraptor with Violets.” Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur. “MOTHER WHY HASN’T THE DUKE CALLED AGAIN?” Someone painted this. Someone out there
perfaps: me: sees velociraptors me: these dogs are sharp but they are still good
eatsleepdraw: Clever Girl by Montana Manalo Ink and marker drawing of a velociraptor inspired by Jurassic Park
Sí po ctm! ¿DÓNDE ESTÁN? D:
misweas: jaidefinichon: LA REALIDAD, UN FONTANERO SOBRE UN VELOCIRAPTOR? que bacan
forged-in-dragonfire: black-fridays: cadburycreamcoolator: SOMEONE REPLACED THE VELOCIRAPTORS FROM THE KITCHEN SCENE IN JURASSIC PARK WITH CATS AND IT’S THE BEST VIDEO I’VE EVER SEEN HA Jesus fuckitty Christ.
parabreela3021: weemiji: Prehistoric asshole cat (X) I need a velociraptor. Ima name it Theodore.
calliope-radiata: Velociraptor by jcarlos.abad on Flickr.
30roundrevolution: r3druger: risinginsurgency: Is this the door to the velociraptor enclosure? More like zombie-apocalypse era warning labels Back door or employee exit to a secure facility such as a bank, pharmacy, jail, or similar.
buttpee: Those boys at@texashotrods Fabbed me a new back bumper for my Velociraptor. They even put some @kchilites in there all sneaky style! (at TX Hill Country)
shavingryansprivates: i could never own a zoo because if zoo tycoon taught me anything about myself it’s that given the opportunity i would totally feed 20 innocent pedestrians to velociraptors
minim-calibre: tygermama: hellotailor: pinstripesuit: WHAT IS HAPPENING can u believe this it’s like a buddy cop movie. He’s the serious, no nonsense by-the-book humanShe’s the smart-mouthed, jungle-wise velociraptor who’s always showing
sometimesscribbling: I’m so glad Chris Pratt is out there guarding our galaxy with a pack of velociraptors
:(un velociraptor):
baby-velociraptor: Look into your hearts and become one with your animal ninja!
That’s a hell-to-the-nay for me! 👎🏽👎🏽I completely object to any possibility of velociraptors 🐲rollin’ up on me!!🙅🏽
deadwrad: nowhere in the bible does it say that jesus was not a velociraptor
scatmancrothers: thank god for american apparel or else i would never know what these tights would look like when i’m doing my velociraptor impression
febrero18th: un-velociraptor: flanshisca-manda-flan-soprole: iwannafuckyoutonight: Este siempre ha sido uno de mis post favoritos de Tumblr. Porque no sabemos si es un hombre con una mujer, una mujer con una mujer o un hombre con un hombre. Tampoco
northernrarity: instructor144: chocolateharmonyperson: manderz82: @instructor144 They’re basically little pint sized velociraptors. NR✨
