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sixpenceee: The velociraptor screech from Jurassic Park was actually a recording of tortoises mating. (Source)
un-velociraptor: flanshisca-manda-flan-soprole: iwannafuckyoutonight: Este siempre ha sido uno de mis post favoritos de Tumblr. Porque no sabemos si es un hombre con una mujer, una mujer con una mujer o un hombre con un hombre. Tampoco sabemos si el
bandarai: mymodernmet: World Map Reveals What Each Country Does Better Than Any Other This is really interesting…But has anyone else noticed that Mongolia is best for Velociraptors? And that they denoted this as a bad thing? XD
deusvolt: stunningpicture: So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes #u hold on to that friend#hold tight and never let go
chantersboard: I wish I could call tumblr. Like when I’m full of feels I could pick up the phone and dying whale into it and someone would velociraptor screech back and everything would be okay.
cameoamalthea: velociraptors-in-hats: dirkfromstatefarm: temp0es: things i want to do cosplay in public cosplay at an amusement park cosplay at a con fucking cosplay • fuck a cosplayer -fuck in cosplay But you’d mess up your wig!
dr-archeville: thatnerdygamergirl: ipomoeaj: adamazur: “Victorian Velociraptor with Violets.” Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur. “MOTHER WHY HASN’T THE DUKE CALLED AGAIN?” Clever, fashionable
i-am-a-velociraptor: FEELINGS ARE GROSS AND STUPID
candlelion: not often does a mod make a game infinitely better than the original but there’s this mod for left 4 dead 2 that replaces the survivors with velociraptors and
art-of-a-velociraptor: roboticreplication: reclriot: *disassociates while playing rhythm game and somehow gets a perfect score* yeah it’s called the Rhythm Game Trance State and it’s guaranteed to get you a Perfect score but only if you lose 90%
jurassicdaily: Velociraptors in every movie: Jurassic Park The Lost World: Jurassic Park Jurassic Park 3 Jurassic World
cumaeansibyl: human: *gentle “owl” hooting* actual owls: *tiny velociraptor screams*
queenstylinsxn:Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit
subjuggulation: ipomoeaj: adamazur: “Victorian Velociraptor with Violets.” Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur. “MOTHER WHY HASN’T THE DUKE CALLED AGAIN?” “YOU ATE HIM DARLING, REMEMBER?”
sarahbennet: ishipitlikeups: ipomoeaj: adamazur: “Victorian Velociraptor with Violets.” Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur. “MOTHER WHY HASN’T THE DUKE CALLED AGAIN?” Someone painted this. Someone
My husband has this theory that Chris pratts character has so much respect for velociraptors because Dr. Grant scares him with that claw in the first film
Mom took my sisters to see Jurassic World and they loved it so much that they drew Blue in my husband’s birthday card :)
queenstylinsxn: Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit
me & the velociraptor leg.
rachelsgreen: Ross, imitating a Velociraptor.
mystic-sybil: bunnybrigade: kant: infinitepunlist: OH MY GAWD!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! step aside gay meowth I’M IN LOVE velociraptor screech
darkenvy97: par-vollen: postmarxed: b0gvvitch: postmarxed: postmarxed: Just saw a velociraptor sucking dick on my dash and y'all better appreciate me not making all of you see it too This is so sad Where’s the fucking picture, op You fucking
allons-y-to-the-stars: deusvolt: stunningpicture: So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes #u hold on to that friend#hold tight and never let go savannahsama
lavoisier: Velociraptor (by philiporigami)
wheelbarrowisfast: kingofnames: If you don’t think Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is the most bat shit-insane story of all time then your wrong. I’m at the point were the half velociraptor reincarnation of a 100 year old psychic British vampire
kingchestnutsroastinonanopenfire: gwyndor: tumblr is all about anti-bullying until someone is a velociraptor physics homework sac fungus the molar mass of oxygen a paperclip FINALLY SOMEBODY SAID IT I’M SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE TREATING ME LIKE
ipomoeaj: adamazur: “Victorian Velociraptor with Violets.” Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur. “MOTHER WHY HASN’T THE DUKE CALLED AGAIN?”
swampghost: Artwork for the new Velociraptor single “Ramona”
stunningpicture: So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes
darkknightsrevenge: A muggleborn in DADA class casting their first patronus and it’s a full size velociraptor. The Wizards in the class are like what the actual fuck is that and the other muggleborns cheering and singing the Jurassic Park theme.
camwyn: Velociraptors make nearly anything better.
ipomoeaj: adamazur: “Victorian Velociraptor with Violets.” Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur. “MOTHER WHY HASN’T THE DUKE CALLED AGAIN?”
deathowler: If there was an au where parks and recreation happened in Jurassic world I think April would be the best velociraptor tamer. And none of the raptors would like Ann!
s-c-i-guy: How Dinosaurs Shrank and Became Birds Modern birds descended from a group of two-legged dinosaurs known as theropods, whose members include the towering Tyrannosaurus rex and the smaller velociraptors. The theropods most closely related to
ophi0n: egbertdork: videohall: Velociraptor in Melbourne I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED I really want someone to rob a bank with this
feministryangosling: Register Text: “Hey girl. Please legitimately register to legitimately vote for anyone who understands that your vagina is not a velociraptor.”
scatmancrothers: thank god for american apparel or else i would never know what these tights would look like when i’m doing my velociraptor impression
continuallynomadic:*shrieks like velociraptor mixed with a tweenage girl*
1hunnademons:shitty bro dudes getting salty about a girl not “taking care of herself” cause she got some vag stubble when they’re out here with dick and balls smelling like a freshly birthed velociraptor
lolfactory: cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes ➨ funny tumblr➨ facebook➨ twitter➨ pinterest[via imgur]
edgebug: sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box: smaugwithablog: doctorspockspaceman: reichenbackdatassup: mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet: his fuckin neck john though that’s a daamn fine computer HE LOOKS LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR HELP that’s a daamn fine
minim-calibre: tygermama: hellotailor: pinstripesuit: WHAT IS HAPPENING can u believe this it’s like a buddy cop movie. He’s the serious, no nonsense by-the-book humanShe’s the smart-mouthed, jungle-wise velociraptor who’s always showing
batmansymbol: honestly, the most unbelievable thing about jurassic world was not the giant hybrid gene-spliced dinosaur or the velociraptors broing around with chris pratt. it was the fact that claire’s character somehow kept her heels on for the whole
Jurassic LiftsThe grind finds a way in the era of gains Also, yay for my first true digital art since my injury. Hand’s still a bit weak thoughPosted using PostyBirb
fuckyeahdinoart: Feathered Velociraptor by *TheFranology
a-fucking-velociraptor:YO EVERYBODY
a-fucking-velociraptor:
paradox221bbakerstreet: I’m so amused because when Steven Spielberg was making Jurassic Park he’s like ‘I want 10 ft’ velociraptors and everyone else is like ‘Steven no, they weren’t that big’ and he’s just like ‘well damn imma put
fuckyeahdinoart: Therizinosaurus vs Velociraptor by Herschel-Hoffmeyer This was created for Apex Theropod Deck-Building Game. Help support the Apex Expansion June 12, 2015 on Kickstarter. For more information about the Apex dinosaur game, go here
laurennoschang: Im going to be very upset if Jurassic World isn’t all about Chris Pratt being the worlds best Velociraptor mom.
queennavidean: cumaeansibyl: human: *gentle “owl” hooting* actual owls: *tiny velociraptor screams* @267198 I’m in tears
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