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thedailywhat: Buy This: Velociraptor Cufflinks from Etsy seller Sleek & Destroy. I can’t imagine it gets much classier than this. [boingboing.] The only way it would get classier is if I would wear them, raise my arms over my head, and go RAWRRRR
fuckyeahtattoos: My tattoo which I got for my birthday back in January. This was taken the day I got it. Next to it is the Velociraptor from Jurassic Park which is the inspiration for it. Jurassic Park was the first movie my Dad and I saw when I was
whatyeahokay: Oh hi velociraptor.
huon-energy: need-a-tardis: *velociraptor screeches* I’VE BEEN COUNTING THE DAYS EEP.
mightyfierce: ipomoeaj: adamazur: “Victorian Velociraptor with Violets.” Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur. “MOTHER WHY HASN’T THE DUKE CALLED AGAIN?” “BECAUSE YOU ATE HIM, MY DEAR”
gothiccharmschool: probably-a-velociraptor: halloween-things: It’s happening 😏 At Home 6/28/18 @gothiccharmschool THREAT LEVEL: PUMPKIN!!! (Awww, look at the stuff for the pastel goths! Welcome to being a target market, peeps.)
mind-at-home: mind-at-home: My friends are going to the Jurassic World premiere in Jurassic Park ranger outfits.My friend and I will accompany them as velociraptors. what’s that you say?you thought i was…kidding?????
he-artblock: sometimes a family is one homeless handyman, a blue velociraptor, a dinosaur PETA member, and a ten year old clone
thegirlinthebyakko: frau-argh: bi-velociraptor: I was scrolling on Instagram and saw this… imagine your OTP *whispers*…. they were roommates! oh my gosh, they were roommates
disasterfangirl:Me: *velociraptor noises* *falling off bed* *tears rolling down cheeks*Me explaining later to someone who saw me: they kissed
a-fucking-velociraptor: my-nig-ga: So many of y’all needed to hear this 🥴
a-treatise-on-velociraptors:your ship may be problematic but is it blocking the suez canal
sonoran-partisan:sharper-and-bigger: epic-games-official: beckiboos: What the fuck those things are real I thought it was just a cartoon I thought the same thing when I moved to Arizona Little velociraptor Lads
destroyeverythingbefore: Velociraptor My first attempt at scientific illustration, made with a Sharpie fineliner and watercolour paints.
shitthebeditsadalek: ipomoeaj: adamazur: “Victorian Velociraptor with Violets.” Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur. “MOTHER WHY HASN’T THE DUKE CALLED AGAIN?” “Because you ate him, dear”
deusvolt: stunningpicture: So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes #u hold on to that friend#hold tight and never let go
paradox221bbakerstreet: I’m so amused because when Steven Spielberg was making Jurassic Park he’s like ‘I want 10 ft’ velociraptors and everyone else is like ‘Steven no, they weren’t that big’ and he’s just like ‘well damn imma put
yamino: queenston: adriofthedead: videohall: Velociraptor in Melbourne HOLY SHIT THAT IS SO COOL wow! dang This is rad. They have a T-rex at the Natural History Museum that’s a lot like this (except it’s fluffy for some reason).
the-velociraptor: gaaaaaayyyyyyyy
ciphir: {♚} Blue is a very important velociraptor. Blue © Jurassic World (2015)please do not use or redistribute this work. cheers.commission slots are available, pricing guide is here.
the-merbeast: Day 11: Velociraptor mongoliensis, “swift seizer” Okay I actually didn’t half-ass this one this time because 1) Velocis are my favorite! 2) It’s Therapod Thursday ok, and 3) JURASSIC WORLD COMES OUT TOMORROW! And I just wanted to
aracema: Steven made them watch Jurassic Park and that’s why Peridot knows what’s a velociraptor
snazzapplesweet: Coming soon to VHS and DVD: MAD WORLD: THE BEST MOVIE A place where velociraptors with GUNS fight THE SAND PATRIARCHY inside the head of a 14 year old girl who is ALWAYS PISSED.
fiyhi: quick velociraptor piece for a local biogenetic lab
jimllpaintit: Dear Jim, Could you please paint a picture of the Velociraptor from Jurassic Park being a ‘clever girl’ and absolutely smashing her exams with Richard Attenborough and Jeff Goldblum looking very proud. Thanks, Mark T-shirt available
here’s a pic of a velociraptor riding a shark! come on Spielberg make it happen lol #jaws #jurassicpark
mageof2spooky: cloudpalace: from a survey where the participants were asked to name colors velociraptor cloaca
deusvolt:stunningpicture: So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes #u hold on to that friend#hold tight and never let go
eatbreathedraw: optimistic-velociraptor: sixpenceee: These are Victorian aquariums from the 1880s. (Source) TIME TO REVIVE A TREND Oh yes. ^^ what they said???
dark-and-beautiful-things: kawaiiprincessroxy: do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER I don’t know what you find sexy but I sound like a fucking velociraptor when I stretch
whoviantunnels: sixpenceee: The velociraptor screech from Jurassic Park was actually a recording of tortoises mating. (Source) Childhood ruined, yay!
is-a-velociraptor:boredpanda: Perfect Handwriting Examples That’ll Give You An Eyegasm Proof that robots are hidden among us.
collegehumor: Velociraptor Costume Scares Shopper Welcome, to Jurassic Dork.
cumaeansibyl: human: *gentle “owl” hooting* actual owls: *tiny velociraptor screams*
unlimited-memes:Victory velociraptor
did-you-kno: This is what the Jurassic World velociraptors looked like during filming, before CGI was added. Source
chykin-art: …shut up, Rattrap.Dinobot with a feathery Velociraptor beast mode.Commissions OPEN *dinobot snort*
samvasnormandy: cumaeansibyl: human: *gentle “owl” hooting* actual owls: *tiny velociraptor screams* @joshbarlowx
theshehulkproject: thevioletsunflower: sarahbennet: ishipitlikeups: ipomoeaj: adamazur: “Victorian Velociraptor with Violets.” Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur. “MOTHER WHY HASN’T THE DUKE CALLED AGAIN?”
bury-me-in-the-ocean: queenstylinsxn: Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit 💖💜💙
art-of-a-velociraptor: roboticreplication: reclriot: *disassociates while playing rhythm game and somehow gets a perfect score* yeah it’s called the Rhythm Game Trance State and it’s guaranteed to get you a Perfect score but only if you lose 90%
So because of the Hangover groups of boys like to call themselves ‘wolf packs’.Therefore i think us ladies should start calling ourselves ‘raptor packs’ because of Jurassic World.
rizzabootattoos: Sunday service,tattooed this little lady today, I love tattooing dinos, more please 😁🐊✨. Thanks Martin, you sat like a champ💪 #rizza_boo #velociraptortattoo #velociraptor #jurassicpark #clevergirl #dinoswag #dinosaurtattoo
charmesan-cee: molothoo: Best Bar Ever“My name Velociraptor you can find me in the soil, I’ll be back but I’m coming as oil”🔥🔥🔥🔥. -Robin Williams Straight fire
notnumbersix: carrispen:I love posts that make me think of two Tumblrs at once! notnumbersix and vaginaandmagirl! That is fucking hot!I’ll reblog this when I post the velociraptor porn review.
notnumbersix: midnighttigress: ishipitlikeups:ipomoeaj: adamazur: “Victorian Velociraptor with Violets.” Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur. “MOTHER WHY HASN’T THE DUKE CALLED AGAIN?” Someone
notnumbersix: lettingthewaterholdmedown: notnumbersix: lorinza: @notnumbersix this was you wasn’t it How did you know?????? Wait - where does one obtain a life-sized velociraptor? I need one! That was my first thought, too. I’ve been looking
clairesdearing: reasons why i am actually a velociraptor: I have powerful thighstend to stop blinking when uncomfortable lose my shit whenever something moves too fast almost exclusively prefer the company of females communicate in a variety of howls,
sepiruth:Velociraptor
wheelbarrowisfast: kingofnames: If you don’t think Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is the most bat shit-insane story of all time then your wrong. I’m at the point were the half velociraptor reincarnation of a 100 year old psychic British vampire
gokuma: cumaeansibyl: human: *gentle “owl” hooting* actual owls: *tiny velociraptor screams* don’t discourage them, they’re trying
awwww-cute: Meet Meiko, the aspiring Velociraptor. (Source: http://ift.tt/2nVuvKh)
did-you-kno: This is what the velociraptors from Jurassic World looked like during filming, before CGI was added. Source
yourlocalviking:Was nobody gonna tell me they had a storyboard of Dolores reenacting the velociraptor kitchen scene with Bruno and Mirabel?!I mean look at thisHilarious
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![thedailywhat: Buy This: Velociraptor Cufflinks from Etsy seller Sleek & Destroy. I can’t imagine it gets much classier than this. [boingboing.] The only way it would get classier is if I would wear them, raise my arms over my head, and go RAWRRRR](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l27kk5AhpQ1qzpwi0o1_250.jpg)
